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sabraeal · 10 months

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hii, I’m still the hakuouki anon, i do like sanan but I agree with you that he’s inconsistent and it’s a shame (the thing I actually disliked the most about his route though was kodo just randomly trying to redeem himself like he was talking about locking chizuru up for life then changed his mind?? lmao) Would be interested to know what felt groomy in his route if you feel comfortable sharing your thoughts!! your fave is yamazaki ofc but do you have any other faves? sorry for the rant, hope u have or had a nice day💗💗

I don't actually really care to talk about it, no! I've played his route twice, the last time in 2021, and didn't enjoy it either time, and that's enough for me. I don't really need to relive it through discourse.

Favorite routes is a hard question because I feel like when people ask, it's because they're assuming you self-ship, when I am really just here to make my dolls kiss 🤣My favorite routes are typically the ones where the MC vibes well with the LI, or at least there is a good STORY attached to it. So Yamazaki is my #1 because he's the one route where I feel like Chizuru is seen as a peer rather than like...precious cargo. But there's definitely a few others I really like!

Shinpachi-- the whole set up with them trying to do a whole big brother/little sister relationship that instantly falls apart because the lack of sexual expectation makes them emotionally vulnerable? Chef's kiss 10/10 trope, wish it didn't have the sulk cabin but what can you do.

Saito-- great slow burn with the perfect demi-panic for Saito when he realizes he has sexual feels for Chizuru. This was my favorite route until I played Yamazaki's a couple routes later

Kazama-- after bracing myself for an unapologetic villain fucker route, was pleasantly surprise to find out that his EB vibe is "dog who caught the car." He's got Chizuru and has no idea what to do with her, end up following her to the ends of the earth (aka hokkaido) so that she can have closure

Ryouma-- not actually a great fit for Chizuru, but him and Nakaoka are the best looking men in the game, and the spy vs spy romance Ryouma thought they were living vs Chizuru actually being oblivious was a JOY.

I also enjoyed Heisuke, even though his route overall didn't have the same pull for me the other ones did. Corgis in love vibes are impeccable, but I feel like Yamazaki's route did the whole "shinsengumi's worst soldier" with more emotional stakes, there's a whole chapter that is just retreading angst so that Chizuru and Heisuke don't get together too soon, which honestly would have been the superior choice. It DOES give us the BEST Kazama though, and Kazama/Sen, which kept me well fed through the last half of EB.

#asks #in general if I don't like a character at all I don't really want to talk about it in detail with strangers on the internet #because talking about those things in detail signals to people who are starved for content that you WILL talk about those things #and then you get stuck arguing about whether or not you're allowed to find something personally groomy #or what the term gaslighting means with people who solely know it in a fandom context #and it is not fun! especially when you don't care to talk about them in the first place #i love to leave tags on things but a lot of times i will fully go around talking about characters i don't like for just that reason #and also because i'm usually writing tags on reblogs and if someone is taking time to make sannan content #i'm not going to reblog it for the purposes of shitting on his route. feels mean!#also iba makes the honorable mentions list for routes because i really did enjoy his KW route #but the last three chapters of EB are just like. eh. this should have been the chizuru backstory route #and instead we get a lot of arm angst and takeda

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gallusrostromegalus · 5 months

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all the captains and lieutenants accidentally get slipped some of ukitake's fucked up gigaweed edibles, what happens

First of all, it's not an accident, they straight-up plan a Friday-Night-Of-A-Three-Day-Weekend event of this. Everyone is curious, and Ukitake thinks it will be a funny way to celebrate his Birthday. He is correct: Yamamoto: Veteran of The Dank Arts, gets real high but not unpleasantly so. Would do it again next time he has a long weekend to enjoy it!

Sasakibe: Claims Ludwig Wittgenstein makes PERFECT sense now, attempts to write this philosophical revelation down but is thwarted by the jammed machinations of a clicky pen.

Soi Fon: Gives herself a hernia laughing at one (1) bad pun.

Yoruichi: Used to Urahara's Megaweed Edibles, so approaches the Gigaweed with undue confidence, declares This Edible Ain't Shit five minutes in and eats a second one. She has to be coaxed down from the top of the fridge where she's hiding from The Hatmen by bribing her with a can of Tuna. (Ukitake keeps the $21-a-can Good Shit in the house)

Omaeda: Creates a God-teir marinara Sauce, AND has the good sense to have Nemu pause her Game of Go and come into the kitchen to write down what he did.

Rose: Writes a magnificent new symphony, it's his best work ever, it's life alteringly beautiful, it's effervescent- When he sobers up, it's half a piccolo solo that barely qualifies as a ringtone.

Izuru: In the kitchen crying while eating an inadvisable amount of Omaeda's Spaghetti Marinara.

Retsu: Category Five Mukbang Incident

Isane: Thinks she's filming the Mukbang Incident, actually has her phone open to the calculator app.

Shinji: refuses to touch the Gigaweed because he "Owes The Hatmen Money" and nobody can tell if he's joking or not (he's not).

Momo: Literally Everything is HILARIOUS

Hiyori: Did not know it was possible to have a bigger, gayer crush on Momo, but she somehow opened up a new level of lesbianics. She calls it Gay 2.

Byakuya: Couchlocked for 24 hours straight.

Renji: Couchlocked right there with him, but able to text Izuru to bring them Spaghetti.

Komamura: Can't. Canine Weed Toxicity. (Relieved, offers to spend the weekend watching Toshiro and Yachiru so he has an excuse to go winter camping over the weekend)

Iba: Got High as FUCK. Found out later that the thing he actually ate was a Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

Shunsui: his alcohol tolerance actually makes his weed tolerance terrible so he's on the floor from jokingly licking the wrapper.

Nanao: Challenging people to knife fights (Romantic Intent).

Tousen: Immediately passes out because he managed to get his blood pressure down to normal levels, sleeps for 26 hours straight and wakes up feeling genuinely well-rested and in a good mood for the first time in two centuries.

Kensei: Gets his hand bitten at the Category 5 Mukbang Incident because he thought it would be funny to try to snitch off Retsu's plate.

Shuuhei: Attempting to refinance Shinji's debt with The Hatmen. Possibly succeeding?

Mashiro: Said "This Edible Ain't Shit", took a second, and appears to be unaffected. Playing Go with Nemu and winning.

Matsumoto: Makes the Hernia-inducing Pun. Will not STOP making Puns.

Hitsugaya: Being babysat by Komamura, would be madder about this if he wasn't also having a blast doing wintertime camping.

Kenpachi: Attempts to fight his own shadow, loses.

Yachiru: Also on the Wintertime Mountain Expedition, trying to talk Toshiro into joining her and Komamura on an Elk Hunt.

Ikkaku: Has done weed before, but only smoked it, but has a naturally suspicious nature and waits to see how Yoruichi does on her second edible, and avoids running afoul of The Hatmen.

Yumichika: Stays sober to collect blackmail on everyone. Actually films the Mukbang Incident for Isane

Mayuri: This is NOTHING compared to the Quantum Formaldymeth shit he's been on for the last century.

Urahara: from a prominent weed-growing family and lifetime connoisseur of The Herb. Takes one bite and realizes he's in deep shit, lies down on the floor next to Shuuhei and gives him terrible financial advice.

Nemu: Not chemically effected by The Edible but she loves A Group Social Activity so she's a little crunk on Social Recognition Euphoria and it's interfering with her game.

Ukitake, peeling his lieutenant off the floor: Y'all are wimps.

Rukia: has to be peeled off the floor, is affectionately dumped in the laps of Renji and Byakuya, where she forces them to have an emotionally honest and borderline normal conversation.

#AEIWAM #drugs mention #An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy #Bleach #Bleach fanfic #long post #weed mention

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luceracastro · 2 months

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Teacher's Pet

Part 2

Professor!Esteban Kukurickza x Reader

Summary: After a few months of starting your literature course you seem to find it harder with time to ignore your professor, little did you know you were driving him crazy as well.

Warnings: Not much in this part (Don't worry we'll get there soon ;)

Masterlist

you looked at the big A on your paper which was written with a red ink marker, you smiled to yourself proud of your grade, you looked over to Adelia who you helped out with the assignment and she smiled from ear to ear showing you the bright red A on her paper mouthing a thank you

you nodded smiling and looked to the front of the class, the lecture had started and Esteban couldn't keep his eyes off you, to try and cover it up he sometimes looks around the class or paces back and forth as he speaks but sometimes both of your eyes meet and you offer him a kind smile

Such a sweet girl, he thought "Senorita T/n, que pensaste de la lectura de hoy?" he asked and you tilted your head "Era bien interesante, yo se que va ayudar con los trabajos que nos diste" you said and he nodded "Yo se que siempre puedo confiar en ti" he said and you nodded "Si, siempre" the room all of a sudden felt a little hot

"Bueno que tenga un buen dia" you said and he nodded before you walked out letting a breath you didn't even know you were holding out. walking into the coffee shop you walked into the lunchroom putting your stuff away in your locker and moving to get your apron.

your job was to work as the cashier, sometimes to help prepare the drinks and serve baked goods or clean up , you did a little bit of everything, your boss said he trusted you the most considering how good you are with the customers. He's seen you work around the shop multitasking and getting almost everything done on your own.

"Entonces aqui trabajas?" you looked up and saw your Professor, you were surprised really, he's never been here before and you'd worked here for two years now "Hola Profe, Esteban" You were quick to correct yourself "Hola linda" he greeted you back and you smiled

"Que te puedo agarrar?" you asked and he looked up at the menu "Un cafe grande, negro por favor y eso nomas" he pulled out his wallet and you gave him his total and he paid and you moved to serve him his coffee

"aqui esta" you handed him his coffee with a sweet smile on your lips "Gracias querida" he smiled and you nodded "Que tenga buen dia" you said "Usted tambien linda, cuídate" he said and you nodded the same warm feeling returning to your belly.

"Y ese quien es?" your boss was standing behind you making you jump at the sound of his voice "Nomas un Maestro que conozco," you said moving to wipe down the counter and he nodded "Bueno iba preguntar si podrías cerrar, Melissa llamó que esta enferma y te prometo que te pagarán horas extras" your boss said and you really had nothing else to do and didn't mind more pay.

"Esta bien, lo hago no te preocupes" he smiled a sigh escaping his lips "Vos es un Angel linda muchas gracias" you nodded smiling at him before returning to work.

the whole day you were on your feet helping customers, cleaning the shop, and doing other things. "Adios T/n, buenas noches" Nereyda a coworker of yours had left the shop after offering to help pick up a bit "Adios, con cuidado," you said back sweeping the floor, after you had finished cleaning you got your belongings from your locker, and locked up the shop

you wrapped your jacket tighter around yourself since Spain's weather was unforgivable with the harsh cold wind at night, a honk made you jump a little before turning to see the car responsible for the sound, it drove a bit past you before stopping right beside you the window rolling down

"Apenas vas saliendo?" it was Esteban, you were honestly starting to think he might've been following you or something but then you remember he might've just been around yet you would've kinda found the whole following you around thing flattering

you nodded "Si, tenia que cerrar," you said "Y nadie puede venir por ti?" he asked almost with disbelief in his voice and you shook your head "Si no te molestaria pudiera llevarte a casa" he said and you froze with a stir in your belly, was he really offering you a ride home?

you honestly didn't think this was too appropriate either but then you remember you both are responsible adults and a simple ride home is innocent really "La verdad no te quiero molestar, esta bien" you tried to kindly decline but he shook his head

"La verdad linda, no es ninguna molestia" he said and you sighed, he didn't seem to give up or mind so you nodded "Bueno, si te lo agradeceria," you said and he nodded getting out the car to open the passenger side for you

You thanked him before getting in the car and he dismissed it as no problem, the warm smile on his face made you feel at ease. the drive had just started and you felt like you could fall asleep right then and there, the car was warm and the seats were comfortable for someone who had been on their feet all day

he had asked you your address before taking off so if you wanted to you could fall asleep but then you reminded yourself that this was your Professors car and you didn't want the awkwardness of that certain situation "Te ves cansada querida" he mentioned looking over at you and you turned you head to look at him with a small sleepy smile

"La verdad si, estuve trabajando toda esta semana sin parar" you said letting out a yawn covering your mouth and he thought it was just the cutest damn thing "Bueno si quieres te puedes dormir y podría despertarte" he offered and you thought about it

"Bueno si no es ningún problema" you started and he shook his head "No lo es querida, duerme," he urged you and you nodded slightly tilting your head to the side and the tiredness took over in seconds.

Esteban had looked over at you, he swore you looked like an angel and he couldn't help but smile, then the thought of how wrong it was plagued his mind, it was weird and not accepted to look at his own student in that way

yet he couldn't help but to keep stealing glances at you as you slept peacefully, he could tell you had a rough day. he stopped right in front of your apartment building and turned to face you as you slept

he really didn't want to wake you but he had too, better for you to be in a bed than a stiff car seat he thought "linda, linda estamos aqui" he whispered to not startle you and your eyes fluttered open

you then looked around realizing you guys made it to your place, you put on a small smile "Perdon" you chuckled a little rubbing your eyes "No no tranquila nena" you looked out the window "Bueno, gracias por el aventón, de verdad te lo agradezco" you said and he nodded "De nada linda," you smiled at him one last time "Que tenga buen noche" you said before opening the door "Usted tambien querida, descansa"

getting out the car you had carefully closed the door walking up to the entrance of your building, turning you saw him still there and you waved goodbye which he did in return, he didn't leave until you were inside then he drove off

once you unlocked your door and entered your apartment you sighed dropping everything to the floor, your whole body was in pain and the headache you had from the lack of sleep and food was unbearable

you didn't have the energy to eat no matter how hungry you were so you just went to your room and kicked your shoes off plopping down on your bed, as soon as your head hit the pillow you were out like a light.

the next morning you were in the worst pain, but you managed with a bowl of cereal, water, and some Ibuprofen

you had taken the bus to get to school, you lent a kind smile to Esteban as he returned the gesture, sitting in your usual seat with the class still semi empty you sighed taking out the materials you knew were needed for the lecture and class in general

he came to stand in front of you, he looked down at you and in that moment you realized just how tall he actually was "Profe" you said you both weren't alone, in the back there were a couple students who were distracted with one another but still better to be safe about it.

"Senorita, como estas? bien?" he asked and you nodded "Si, gracias por preguntar" you said and he nodded "Si, y dormiste bien?" he asked and you could sense the worry and care in his voice which made you warm inside, "Trate" you chuckled and he gave you a look "Tienes que descansar" he said and you nodded "Entiendo pero tampoco puedo dejar de ir a trabajar or faltar clase" you said and he nodded

"Mira si un dia no te sientes bien o nesecitas descansar dime y yo te mando la lectura y hasta te puedo ayudar despues de los clases," he offered and you were a bit surprised about it "De verdad?" you asked a brow raised and he nodded chuckling a little "Claro que si linda, yo haria lo que sea para mi alumna favorita" he winked at you making your stomach erupt in butterflies and you nodded a smile on your lips "Gracias profe" you chuckled a little

"bueno queirda, aye vienen los de mas, pero tenga en cuenta eh" he gave you a pointed look and you nodded "Si claro, gracias otra vez" he nodded and walked to the front of the class

did he just wink at you? did he give you a free pass most of the others don't get?

A/n: Hope ya'll are enjoying I promise it will get more and more interesting just don't wanna rush the relationship or anything so please bare with me babes! anyways comments, reblogs, and likes are greatly appreciated but no need if you do not want to just as long as you guys enjoy this for yourselves and read something that satisfies ya'll <33333 also if you'd like to be tagged let me know!

taglist: @madame-fear @catiwinky

#lsdln cast #esteban kukuriczka #fanfic #enzo vogrincic #matias recalt #francisco romero

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kairiscorner · 9 months

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HI PO ULITTT 🫶🫶🫶

di ko po alam kung why pero di parin nawawala sa isip ko ung hobie x spiderperson!reader na walang label eudjeudheujs

UM Imagine nyo po, like ilang buwan na silang magkasama since ung kiss, doing couple things ganern, tapos nila na di na nila kailangan sabihin na "i love you" kasi through actions pinapakita na nila, pero naisipan ni reader na itry one day kasi naisip nya na sa previous na situationships nya, iba ung nararamdaman nya para kay Hobie kasi sya mahal nya talaga hduehdjr, tapos nacatch off guard si Hobie kasi di nya alam kung ano sasabihin or why sinabi ni reader or kung label ba tlaga ng feelings nila ay "love" (kung ano po trip nyo sa 3 or all hahaha)

UN LANG PO KINIKILIG PO AKO SA MGA BAGONG NILABAS NYO DUDHEJEHDH

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! 🫶🫶

-🫶 anon

HI PO 🫶 ANONNNN ay wait ang kyut niyan AAAAAAAAA OK I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS <333

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

those three words you say — hobie brown x spider person!reader

summary: he's never let labels define him, but when you say those three words that send his heart thumping... maybe he'll let you call him that as an exception, it'll be the sole label he wears with honor. word count: 605

life could not have been any better than how it was right now, you were dating the most rebellious and stubborn, yet kind and compassionate boy you had ever known your whole life. he opened your eyes to so many truths about the world, so many experiences in life you never found yourself wanting until he came along and helped you realize you wanted to live your life even crazier, even wilder than you had before. he changed you to become your own person, and you really liked him.

and though you knew there was this one word you yearned to tell him, you couldn't deny that it felt redundant to say it since, well–you already felt that he loved you through everything he did for you. saving your ass in close calls, finishing off villains for you, taking the fall for you when miguel or anyone else gets mad at you over a sloppy mission, making you all kinds of gizmos because he wants to give you an easier time with everything, constantly asking you if you're good or need a break, and carrying you in his arms when he notices you're getting weaker–he does love you, even when neither of you explicitly say it.

though you already felt so happy and content with how he says he loves you without actually saying it, you did dream of telling him how you loved him, how you loved and adored your boy. however, it concerned you, would hobie feel pressured if you told him? would he come to think you wanted a label for you two when you both agreed not to label it as anything...? it caused you to overthink and a little bit of panic as the thoughts consumed you; but hobie was astute enough to recognize you weren't feeling the best at the moment.

"y'good, love?" he asked you as he placed his hand on your shoulder. his eyes and smile were filled with curiosity and concern, and his tone was sincerely worried, even if his voice sounded like he tried to keep himself composed. you were always honest around hobie, he never judged you for anything, so you told him the truth–you weren't good right now. "what's wrong? maybe i can help." he said, but as he finished, you finally blurted out what you've been meaning to tell him all this time.

"i love you, hobie." and with that... hobie froze in his place, his eyes widened a little, and his lips had pursed together. you feared hobie had reacted horribly to your confession, but the complete opposite happened–hobie smiled and ruffled your hair. he kissed the top of your head and said it back, "i love you, too, dear." you felt so flustered and warm inside when you heard him say it back–you felt so... happy.

you finally let it out to him that you were so worried about what he'd say or think if you told him you loved him, but he merely chuckled and planted a kiss on your cheek as a response. "nah, love, i'd never hate you. i hate labels, but you remember, right–you're my sole exception to everything? if you want me to say you're my lover... oh, don't worry about what i'd think, be worried about how much love you're gonna experience because of how crazy i am about you." he said with a smirk as he kissed your lips gently.

even if hobie hates labels... he's beyond happy you want to call him your lover and tell him you love him. it brings him more comfort and joy than you, and him, realize.

tags !! @k4tsu3 @fiannee @luvstarrstruck @toneystank-3000 @ii01vq @maxoloqy @arachnoia @solecitoszn

#hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown fluff #atsv #atsv imagines #atsv fluff #atsv x reader #atsv x you #atsv x y/n #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse fluff #spider punk

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footiehoefics · 6 months

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Pretty eyes / Ojitos lindos

This is a repost bc the tags weren't working :(. Anyways sorry I hadn't posted in a while, I'm glad i was able to write this one bc it was an idea I've had for a while now. I hope you guys like :)! Tw none, fluff/light smut, 2.7k words

Gif: bluesmason

Hace tiempo que no agarro a nadie de la mano

Hace tiempo que no envío un: “buenos días te amo”

Pero tu me tiene’ enredao, me envolví

Iba por mi camino y me perdí

Mi mirada cambió cuando tus ojos vi

Yo no te busque, no

Chocamo’ en el trayecto

Con tu alma es la que yo conecto

Tranquila, no tiene que ser perfecto, no

I haven't hеld somebody's hand in a while

I haven't sent a "Good morning, I love you" in a while

But you've got me entangled, I got involved

I was on my own way and I got lost

My gaze changed when I saw your eyes

I didn't look for you, no,

We bumped into each other through our path

Your soul is the one I connect with

Stay calm, it doesn't have to be perfect, no

What you and Mason had was something very special, and both of you knew it. You are both certain it was love at first sight, as cheesy as it sounds. You fell for him, quick and hard. The first time you looked at him properly, like look straight into his hazel eyes, you knew you were fucked.

Before meeting him you knew who he was of course, and you never thought you would meet him in a coffee shop in Manchester and end up falling in love with him. However, the last thing you were expecting was him falling in love with you.

It was lonely for him those first days in Manchester, but he had you. After you two met, he sat down at your table for a cup of tea and a chat and he asked for your number. He thought you were the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He definitely did not plan on seeing someone right now in his life, especially after making such a big change in his life. That all changed of course when he took you on a date.

He didn't know where to take you not having lived in Manchester before, so you chose the place since you were a local. It was a nice, cozy and cute restaurant. It was also very private which he loved. That whole night was probably some of the best moments he had ever shared with someone. He knew he felt something for you that day at the coffee shop, but on your first date it completely solidified it.

During your first date, you could not stop staring into his eyes. It was the loveliest and best first date you've ever been to. He made you feel things no one had, and things you hadn't felt in a while.

After dinner, you took him to a park nearby. You were walking and talking, talking and walking. You learned so much from him and him from you. It was like you were talking to someone who you had trusted your whole entire life. It felt right and it felt like home.

After debating it in his head, Mason finally had the courage to grab your hand and intertwine your fingers with his. It made your heart melt and your cheeks blush too which caused Mason to giggle to himself.

Every day after that, the thing you both wanted the most was to be with one another. You craved each other’s touch and presence. It did not take him long for him to tell you about his feelings and how serious he was taking your relationship. You felt exactly the same.

It scared you a bit, you feel like maybe all of this happening in the span of a month or 2 months was rushing it. All those thoughts went away when you were with him though.

“Do you want to go to my home game tomorrow?” Mason asked you while you both layed on top of each other on his couch.

You had never seen him play, the season was just starting and his first game was a home game. You lifted your head up from his chest to look him in the eyes. The same eyes that drove you crazy every single time you looked at them.

“Do you want me to go?” you asked him back, resting your chin on his chest.

“Of course I want you to go…” he replied, smiling and caressing your cheeks with his warm hands. You smiled at him, still looking at his eyes.

“I’ll go, I want to see you play.” you told him.

You lifted your body up towards him and kissed him lovingly. Kissing him was another thing that drove you crazy. Feeling his lips against yours, his nose brushing against yours.

“I love you so much, you know?” he said, your noses still touching.

“You do?” you whispered.

“More than you know” he replied, smiling.

“I love you,” you said, kissing him, “so much.”

After that night, every morning you woke up to a “Good morning” and an “I love you” from your boyfriend.

After what you went through with your ex relationships, you didn’t think it was possible to find someone as perfect as him. But you were very thankful and you thanked your lucky stars every day.

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Yo le hablo a Dio’ y tu eres su respuesta

Aprendí que los momento’ lindo’ nunca cuestan

Como cuando me regalas tu mirada

Y el sol su puesta, y el sol su puesta

Nada más seremos do’, tu y yo acariciándono’

En medio del tiempo, sin decir adiós

I talk to God and you are his answer

I learned that pretty moments are priceless

Like when you gift me your gaze

And the sun its setting, and the sun its setting

It’ll only be us two, you and i caressing each other

In the midst of time, not saying goodbye

The season did not start the way everyone at United was expecting, and certainly not the way Mason expected. He had trained loads during the summer to get back on track from his previous injury and start contributing to the team. The first games he felt like it was not clicking for him.

On top of the hateful comments and mean headlines about him, he picked up an injury. It added to the frustration he had and it upset him how the team could not count on him now.

Once he felt his muscle tingle, he knew he had to get subbed off. He hand signaled his manager to take him off. He immediately knew Mason was injured and called another player from the bench to replace him.

You could see from the stands Mason limping off the pitch. Your heart sank, you felt awful. He had been beating himself up for the poor performances, no matter how much you tried assuring him he was not responsible for the performances of 10 other men. It hurt you to see him this way. His confidence was low, his performances were not great because of it, his face when he looked at social media after games.

After the game, you waited for him in the player’s lounge. You were nervous. You wanted to give him space but you also wanted him to know he could talk to you and confide in you. After all, you were his girlfriend, and you loved him more than anything.

You saw him say goodbye to his physio, got up and got ready to comfort him. He approached you, and you could see the sparkle in his eyes was gone. Those eyes that you loved so much, did not look the same. He looked defeated. Once you two were close, you hugged him, not caring if he wanted it or not. It hurt you seeing him like that. He appreciated the hug. Your arms embracing him was the best feeling in the world for him.

You two stood there hugging each other, your arms around his shoulders and his arms around your waist, for what felt like hours, in the midst of time. Your face was buried on the crook of his neck.

“I’m sorry baby” you whispered only for him to hear.

“Thank you for being here, always” he replied, kissing your cheek.

“Always.” you pulled away to look at him, and kiss him.

You both left Old Trafford and headed home. The drive home was silent which was unusual, but you didn’t want to talk about it unless he started the conversation.

Once home, you asked him if he was hungry but he said no. You watched him head to his bedroom with his head hanging low. You cooked something for yourself since you were starving, and also to give him some space.

You ate your food alone in the dining room and cleaned up the kitchen and plates. You headed to his bedroom and saw him lying face down on his bed. You laid right next to him sideways, so you could scratch his head and look at him.

“What did the physio say?” you asked, trying to start a conversation with him.

“Um, I have to go tomorrow to get some tests done but…they think it will be at least a month out…” he said, turning his head to your side so he could see you.

“Fuck…” you muttered under your breath. You got closer to him, still scratching his head with your nails, and brushing your nose against him. “I hate seeing you like this Mase…”

“It’ll be fine…I hope” he sounded sad and defeated.

“It will baby, I promise” you tried reassuring him. “I will always be here, after every good and bad game.”

“Good, you're the only person I want to see after every game” he said, pulling a smile out of both of you.

“You will get better, you will start getting into the rhythm of the team I promise. I don’t want to see your eyes and just see sadness, I hate it.” you said kissing his nose.

“You have a weird obsession with my eyes you know” he told you smiling to himself.

“Excuse you, but they are my favorite” you replied, pecking his lips.

You changed into more comfortable clothes and got back in bed with him. These moments sucked for Mason, feeling the weight of the world in him. It also sucked for you too, feeling helpless. However, being there for one another was very precious to you both.

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Cuando estoy encima de ti, de ti

Mami yo me olvido de todo, todo

No hace falta nadie aquí

Solamente tú y yo

When I'm on top of you, of you

Mami, I forget about everything, everything

Nobody is needed here

Just you and me

Having sex with Mason was something you were definitely nervous about. Before him, it had been a while since you did anything with anyone. You didn’t just want to sleep with someone and not talk to them the next day. It felt wrong to you.

When Mason suggested you stay over after a nice dinner cooked by him, you knew it would probably lead to both of you naked on his bed. You’re not gonna lie, you really wanted him. There was no one else in the world that would make you feel this way.

Nothing had escalated more than a heated make out session. Honestly, it could have since both of you got really horny sometimes. However, you wanted it to be somewhat special and so did Mason. Mason wanted to make love with you, not just have sex.

After dinner, you of course started making out on the couch, both of you had thought about this moment for a long time. How it would feel to have him inside you, how it would feel for him to be inside you. How it would feel to kiss every inch of each other’s bodies.

Mason was currently on top of you, both of you completely naked, and just anticipating that moment.

“Mase baby, I need you” you moaned against his mouth.

He lined himself up with you, and started thrusting in slowly. He wanted to make you feel good, and like you two were the only people in the world.

The room was filled with both of your moans and grunts.

“Oh my god” you moaned against his ear.

“You feel so good my love” Mason said, now looking at you.

You stared into his eyes, while he thrusted still slowly to take his time and make you feel every good sensation.

Once you both started panting more and more, you knew you were close.

“Fucking hell” Mason said, as he finished, making you moan and finish too.

“You are something else…” he said, moving hair out of your face and smiling down at you.

You lifted your head a bit to kiss him. “I love you.”

“I love you more.” he replied, kissing you again.

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Y solo mírame con esos ojito’ lindo’

Que con eso yo estoy bien

Hoy he vuelto a nacer

Tu y yo, tu y yo

And just look at me with those pretty eyes

Cause with that I am fine,

I have been reborn

You and me, you and me

Mason was a little disappointed in not being called up for the England capm this month. He knew, however, he had just returned back from his injury and understood the manager’s decision.

He thought this break was the perfect opportunity to do a little road trip with you, and take you somewhere a little more sunny. It was still cold, but the sun and the beach made it better.

He wanted this trip to be just you and him, no one else and no distractions. He also wanted to make this trip for you as a thank you, for being there for him even though it got tough.

When you arrived at the airbnb he rented, which was right in front of the beach, you gasped. It was a beautiful little house with the perfect view. You both got settled in the house and decided to go to the pier which was not far away. It was a 15 minute walk from your place.

The whole day was perfect. Holding hands the whole time, him giving you sneaky kisses, shopping a little, exploring the town and eating delicious food he was normally not allowed.

“Why don’t we go to the beach to watch the sun set?” he asked, giving a kiss to your left hand.

“Okay, let me just finish this” you replied, licking the drop of chocolate that was about to fall off your churro.

Mason looked at you, and started giggling.

“What is it?” you asked, “do i have something on my face? Mason!” both of you now laughing.

“You have chocolate on the tip of your nose” he said, giggling.

“How the hell did that get there?” you laughed, trying to reach for the napkin but Mason beat you to it.

“I mean, you are devouring that churro like it’s your last meal” he replied, removing the chocolate from your nose and making you gasp, jokingly acting offended.

You both headed down to the beach and found a comfy place to sit down and admire the sunset. You were sitting side by side, resting against a rock, his hands on your legs and your legs over his.

You rested your head on his shoulder looking at the seagulls fly by, the waves crashing and the sun setting.

“This is nice” Mason sighed.

You looked up at him, his eyes were closed, clearly enjoying the moment. You still looked at him though, admiring his side profile. He was perfect.

“Are you staring at me?” he asked, still didn’t open his eyes.

“So? I can stare at you” you said, kissing his cheek.

He smiled, and opened his eyes, now looking at you. Those fucking eyes.

“Your eyes look even brighter right now with the sun” you said, placing your hand on his cheek.

“Mmm” he hummed at the feeling of your skin on his, closing his eyes again.

He leaned in and kissed you.

“I love this, just you and me” he said, still inches away from your face. “Just you and me.” you replied, kissing him once again.

#mason mount #mason mount imagine #mason mount fan fiction #mason mount fluff #mason mount x reader #mason mount x y/n #Spotify

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tatatatatara · 7 months

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How the special investigators cope with stress:

Ui: smoking (duh), horse riding while screaming his lungs out. People once reported his screams because they thought it was a ghoul's scream

Kuroiwa: working out then having some really good, warm meal. He always feels less stressed after eating good food

Shinohara: drinking and chatting. He uses to drink a lot as a junior investigator which resulted in many lectures from Iba

Kiyoko: making pottery. Her juniors receive a bunch of potteries whenever there is a hard case

Houji: quinque training, sex, buying clothes and beauty products. Yeah he uses retail therapy, good thing that he is rich and single

Mougan: meditating, going to clubs. He needs silence or really loud noises there's no in between

Arima: sleeping. He spends most of his day off sleeping if no one asks him out

Marude: bike riding, having a good cry. He is the type to limit the crying time to 30 minutes per day or something and has a alarm for it

Suzuya: eating sweets, throwing Hanbee. Hanbee must keep filling his sweet stock or he will be sad and stressed

#tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul headcanon #houji kousuke #juuzou suzuya #ui koori #mougan tanakamaru #kiyoko aura #arima kishou #kuroiwa iwao #shinohara tokyo ghoul

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lavendarl-ing · 1 year

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seventeen as heartbreaking filipino phrases that ruin me (w/ english translations)

genre: angst

a/n: being bored in class does things to me (my first post's emo twin sibling bc we can't always have nice things and i would rather feel self-inflicted emotional pain than listen in calculus 💗 the impulsive thoughts won today...) i appreciate any form of feedback but i'd also love to hear your thoughts tyyy (///￣￣///)

choi seungcheol — "walang 'tayo.'" (there is no 'us.')

yoon jeonghan — "iba ang mahal ko." (i love someone else.)

joshua hong — "hindi tayo pwede." (we can't be together.)

wen junhui — "ubos na pagmamahal ko." (i ran out of love to give.)

kwon soonyoung — "hindi ba ako naging sapat?" (was i not enough?)

jeon wonwoo — "ang huling hiling ko ay mapasaya ka niya." (my last wish is that they make you happy.)

lee jihoon — "'wag na." (don't.)

xu minghao — "baka sa susunod nating habangbuhay." (maybe in our next lifetime.)

kim mingyu — "meron pa ba?" (what’s left between us?)

lee seokmin — "mahirap ipaglaban ang hindi itinadhana." (it's hard to fight for what isn't meant to be.)

boo seungkwan — "iniwan mo ako." (you left me.)

vernon chwe — "pagod na ako." (i'm so tired.)

lee chan — "umasa ako para lang sa wala." (i got my hopes up for nothing.)

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bleachbleachbleach · 3 months

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[Bleach 080]

I think about these panels literally ALL. THE. TIME. I have thought about these panels in a thousand ways. Still, they baffle me. And I still have basically nothing to say about them.

I steadfastly believe that Renji is the kind of guy who would know who all the Captains and VCs were, both because he's a people person and because he'd see knowing who holds these ranks and speaking/acting in accordance with these ranks as a professional requirement. And if Renji calling Aizen 'Aizen-san' isn't going to change this, nothing will--not even Renji not knowing who Matsumoto's entire captain is.

Even if the current state of the Gotei is such that the divisions are highly fractured and there is very little inter-squad cohesion or communication, which I absolutely believe, there are still only thirteen of them. They are numbered! And assuming every issue of the SC is fairly similar to the one we see in Colorful Bleach, at least one magazine is actively attempting to cultivate cults of personality around these dumb captains, so it's not as though they're commanding their divisions entirely from behind green curtains.

So anyway, I'm like, okay, how could I see this working? I've chosen two options to tl;dr about.

Option A: We get insane with grammar

Option B: We method act

Option A: We get insane with grammar

In Matsmoto's line, the person she can't find is ウチの隊長さん (uchi no taichou-san). "Uchi" is a pronoun that has a variety of usages. One is a feminized form of speech, and, well, Matsumoto is a woman. But うちの (uchi no) can also be used by anyone to refer to things that belong to "the house"--or the family, the company, the farm, etc. So if we get insane with grammar, maybe we could argue that the captain Matsumoto's referencing is non-specific, is the Gotei's captain, and is simply *a* captain in the Gotei she had business with. Why Renji wouldn't just assume it was hers, given that we just talked about the fractured nature of Gotei governance, idk, but I mean, it could be Kyouraku. They know each other. [In the anime] people seem to give a lot of reports to Mayuri, too, so I guess it could be him, too. Yes, I think this is nutballs. Yes, it makes 90x more sense that she'd be talking about her captain.

The question Renji asks Matsumoto is: 乱菊さんとこの隊長って誰でしたっけ?

Again, I think the Viz translation makes sense here: "Who's your captain again?" In the Japanese line, my understanding is that he's talking about Matsumoto and this captain in conjunction with each other, and is trying to remember who the captain is. But I guess there might be some room for ambiguity? Like, "You and this captain--remind me who you were talking about?" At least in Japanese for Illiterates 101 (my lifetime enrollment), there are other more elementary ways he could ask who Matsumoto's captain was. So maybe we could read this situationally and say, well, Renji doesn't know who Matsumoto's trying to work with right now. Could be any captain! Which one are you talking about, Rangiku-san? Again, I don't actually think that makes sense, but WE'LL THROW IT OUT THERE.

Did you say "give it up, B3?" Hmmm. After some consideration... Nah!

Option B: We method act this.

Renji is standing around with Iba, Hinamori, and Matsumoto. They're all VCs now, but he definitely knows them better/perhaps more immediately in contexts other than their being VCs. Iba was his superior in the 11th, and Hinamori is his bff/classmate. (Or his douki, as Hitsugaya would say, LOL.) I don't know that there's any reason Renji and Matsumoto would know each other particularly well at this point, except that they're both loosely affiliated with Hisagi (though this is more true for Matsumoto in the anime and in omake paratexts than in the straight manga) and, having served under Ichimaru, Renji probably has some very vague sense of there being some connection to Matsumoto there.

I do think Renji and Matsumoto know each other socially, as two of the few extroverts in all of Soul Society. (Sidebar: Renji speaks politely but still casually to Matsumoto.) But I would be willing to believe that if that's the context in which one knows Matsumoto, she probably doesn't spend a lot of her downtime talking about work. Matsumoto is the work/life balance advocate the Gotei needs! I say this with acknowledgement that we definitely do hear Matsumoto canonically talk a lot about Hitsugaya in social contexts, whether complaining or disseminating random private information/photos, but I still feel like that's probably the exception rather than the rule--the exception we get to see because as the audience we don't care about the other stuff. (Well, we care. Here on Tumblr, the normal people website, where we definitely think about this series in a normal way.)

It's not like Renji doesn't know who Hitsugaya is, as a general person who exists in the world. Renji's friends with Hinamori, but Hinamori probably doesn't talk about him in a 10th-specific context, either. Renji's also not talking to Hinamori right at this moment, and I imagine it's hard to bring all these threads together on the fly when it's not something you really think about. Actually having out-of-context information about these people probably works against him for this, honestly.

Let's say we're Renji:

We're standing in a hallway with people we know in wildly different capacities. We're wearing our VC badge for the first time and it's all kind of official, but the information we've memorized about the Leadership Structure of the Gotei 13 is somewhat academic outside of divisions where we've had actual practical dealings, and isn't part of our fluent thought patterns and information recall.

Even as "which division are you!" is a normal thing to shout at some guy in the streets of the Living World, we haven't historically thought of Matsumoto as being attached to a division or a captain, because we've interacted with her superficially and socially far more often than the one or two times we have in a work context. If we gave ourselves enough time and were so inclined, sure, we could pull up our latent knowledge of the Leadership Structure of the Gotei 13 and superimpose that over Matsumoto and put together which division she was from and who her captain was.

Or we could just ask.

And once Iba answers, "Hitsugaya," we think, ohhhhhhh right right, of course.

Renji's line is あー例の天才児か.

例の (rei no) gives the phrase a sense of like, that thingy, the whatchacall. That 天才児 (tensaiji) one. (NB: 児 = child, which is information I would want to preserve in the line, since this detail will make it really obvious which captain we're talking about when they all show up in Chapter 81.) So I'd translate the line as, "Ahhhhh. That boy genius one."

Renji knows, he just doesn't necessarily actively know, if you know what I mean.

This matters and is interesting to me mostly for the mind mapping, and just thinking through what this world and information feels like to the characters themselves, rather than from our readerly POV. I THINK IT'S SO SEXY.

#bleach chapter 80 extended edition #matsumoto rangiku #abarai renji #bleach language #bleach headcanons #shinigamiology #bleach manga #bleach カラー #no brain just bleach

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glitterblazercalum · 2 years

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“i’m on the red line, sinkin’ aperol, another vessel in a winter coat” - red line, 5sos

#5sos #5sos5 #red line #lyrics #lyric edit #lyric art #iba makes things #guys look i figured out colored text on here #im gonna be honest #i don't like this one #but i figure i need to get the bad ones out of my system somehow right #music #red line might be my favorite rn im not gonna lie #alc tw #alcohol tw #tw alochol

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recurring-polynya · 3 months

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Izakaya Kamenoya

I am re-watching the Captain Amagai arc, which I love because it has just a shit-ton of Seireitei slice-of-life worldbuilding. Early in the arc, Kira goes to the bar with Renji and Iba to sob about how his new Third Seat is better than him, and it made me wonder-- do the lieutenants always go to the same bar, or does the anime just make up a new one every time? Episode 172 had a nice shot of the exterior:

I immediately went to Episode 355 (the second New Year's episode), because I'm always thinking about Rukia shotgunning that beer while Renji gazes on lovingly, and it certainly *looks* like same place, but again, maybe that's just a very standard-looking izakaya.

I decided that trying to translate the kanji might help. They're more visible in the first image. The ones on the paper lantern, 酒処 were easy, because they just say izakaya (literally, "alcohol" and "place"). That just supported the idea that this was just some generic bar. For the kanji on the wooden lantern, which appeared to be the same as the ones on the sign above the door, I managed to puzzle out the bottommost one, 屋, which means "shop" or "restaurant." Hmm.

At this point, I was feeling a little stumped, so I went looking for other screen shots.

Other bar scenes I could remember took place in: Episode 179 (Ukitake and Kyouraku try to angle Amagai into a threesome). This had a clearer shot of the sign, and it's definitely the same as the lantern.

Ep 305 (Kira and Hisagi go for drinks after work and run into Unohana having "Ladies' Night" with Soi Fon, the Kotetsu sisters, and Yachiru ????)

And finally, Episode 265 (the end of the Sword Beasts arc, Ladies' Night again, I guess, this time with zanpakutou)

and bingo, they actually translated it for me, this time!!

In, the only one that didn't turn out to take place at Izakaya Kamenoya was from Ep. 303, the first New Year's episode. The SWA holds their holiday luncheon here (the sign says 茶屋, or "tea house") .

It is also not the place where Rukia and Renji announce their engagement in WDKALY, that place is called Safflower, and it's fancier and it's specifically mentioned that it's way classier than everyone's usual digs.

That's neither here nor there, let's get back to Izakaya Kamenoya!

Later on, like when I was 90% of the way through writing this post, I realized there was an earlier shot of the sign in episode 172 that was also translated (which I thought I remembered and then assumed I had hallucinated when I couldn't find it, but it was from a separate trip to bar with Kibune and Kira's shitty subordinates). Conveniently, it's also probably the most readable out of all of them. EDIT: I didn't notice when I pasted this in here, but they translate it as Kamegameya here, which seems like a mistake? B3 suggests they might have read the second character as a repetition (with the k turning into a g, which I don't know all the details of, but I assume it's that thing that happens in Japanese when a word is in the interior of another word and it gets a harder consonant, the same way the s in "sakura" in Senbonzakura becomes a z). Google also tells me that the name of Yugi's grandfather's game shop in Yu-Gi-Oh is called Kame Game, so I wonder if the subtitler here was just working on muscle memory 😂. I'm sticking with Kamenoya, although Turtle Turtle Bar has its own charm)

The three characters in the upper left are 居酒屋, which is just a different way to spell izakaya.

"Kame" was easy to translate, it's the leftmost large character on the sign, 亀. It means "turtle", but the second meaning is "heavy drinker," so I'm guessing this might be a bit of a pun. Unfortunately, googling didn't turn up any further detail on this.

I puzzled a little over the middle character, until I realized that it might be 之, which is an older version of の. Oh, says me, who only speaks the Japanese I picked up from anime, it's Kame no ya, the way all the inns in Kakuriyo end in "ya." It just means "House of the Turtle", or "Turtle's Pub."

Turtle's Pub. Can we just take a moment to reflect on the fact that the lieutenants (and sometimes captains) like to hang out at someplace called Turtle's? I am so charmed by this. I have not been so excited since the time I realized that Renji was wearing the koi hoodie in the Bount Arc OP.

It's possible that it was just named by a guy who has "kame" as part of his name or who likes turtles, or as I said, maybe it's a pun, but there are two other possibilities I thought of:

In line with this post on the naming scheme for the Seireitei Gates, perhaps it's in the north part of the city, and named after Genbu the Black Tortoise-Snake

When I am making up business names in my fanfic, I often like to associate them with the squads they are near-- dragons for stuff near Squad 10, fish for 13, firebirds for things that are more city-wide. It's partially trying to tap into squad solidarity, and partially so people have a clue where your place is located in this stupid maze city. I love the idea of some former captain with a turtle-themed zanpakutou, whose is fondly remembered because someone happened to name a good bar after them.

I looked up that extremely questionable Blood War era Seireitei map, wondering if maybe Squad 3 was near the north gate:

It turns out it is not (assuming the unlabeled squads just go in order), but you know what is? Squad 10. So if Kamenoya is named after the North Gate, I assume everyone drinks there because it's close to Matsumoto.

(thank you very much to @kaicko for checking my work)

#izakaya kamenoya #posts you bring to your autism assessment #this is probably going to be a part one of three i have a *lot* of interior shots i want to talk about #thank you for coming on this translation journey with me i'm kind of an idiot but i had fun #for the record i did try throwing these in google lens and it said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so i had to do it myself #this is especially funny to me b/c my local state university has a turtle mascot so we literally *do* have a lot of bars named after turtle #turtle bar turtle bar TURTLE BAR #if anyone has any additional sightings please feel let me know!#do you think byakuya has ever been to izakaya kamenoya? i feel like he got dragged there occasionally as a lt and he hates it deeply #anyone know how to campaign for a new bleach wiki article? asking for a friend

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jeuzwrld · 13 days

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Di ko alam kung paano ko sisimulan but may something sa akin na ayoko talaga.

So eto na, kapag may umaaway sa akin, gumagawa ng masama, or naninira basta something like that eh nakakarma sila somehow.

May time na naopen ko na rin to dito sa tumblr so parang nahihirapan na ako contrahin yung something na ito.

Noong isang araw I have a fight with one of my friend/co work ko, verbal fight lang naman syempre bawal ang physical and turi ko dito sa taong ito is friend and family pa nga, medyo masama kasi minsan yung attitudes ng mga tao towards me, even friends or tropa sa work, di naman na ako yung good guy na di na pumapalag tulad noon, I mean kapag nasa tama ako pinaglalaban ko talaga, so yun nga sigawan etc. But after ilang hours nagkapasensyahan na kami, nag usap, nag ayos kasi yung mga pinag awayan naman is work related lang. So edi kwentuhan na kami ganon ganon. Noong isang isang araw pa pala ito.

Kahapon sobrang close na ulit, kinuwento niya travel niya sa shore leave nila, showing pictures may chocolate pa nga na bigay. Tropa ko talaga to talagang may times lang sa work na di pagkakaunawaan.

But napansin ko masama ang pakiramdam niya and nahihilo siya, then I suggested na pumunta na siya ng hospital kasi ganon akong tao, kahit di ako mukang nag cacare eh talagang care ako sa lahat, ayoko ng nagkakasakit or di okay lalo na mga co work ko. So pinilit ko pa siya kasi nahihilo siya at pinaupo ko na nga, tapos pinapunta ko na hospital, sinabi ko magpaalam lang sa manager namin. Then yun nga di na bumalik nag SL na. Mukang okay naman na siya kahit pano nung nakita ko sa crew mess nung dinner.

The thing is everytime na may nang away sakin may nangyayari na ganyan, for example that good friend, nagkakasakit siya o aksidente kaya nag SL kapag nag aattitude siya sakin or nagkakaaway kami.

May nang aaway pa nga sakin na nagkakaprob sa pamilya sa Pinas etc. Basta madami pang iba kahit nung nasa Pinas ako, even nung college o mga kapitbahay namin na mga atribida, kamaganak etc.

Hirap na hirap ako pigilan yung ganon, kaya tinatanggal ko yung galit ko eh, even celebrities kapag naasar ako before nagkakaroon ng bad/something negative sa kanila, kaya tinatanggal at natanggal na galit sakin eh. Kaso minsan di ko mapigilan mainis at sumama ang loob kaya may times na may nangyayari sa iba na may ginawa sakin masama alam ko man o hindi. Tho nalalaman ko naman kasi I have my connections and muka lang akong ewan ewan pero alam ko mga nangyayari sa paligid ko.

Ang hirap kasi ako na nga nakikipagayos madalas din just to make sure na walang karma but still even small or sometimes big karma sa mga gumawa sakin ng masama o nangaway eh nagkakaroon pa rin sa kanila.

Hindi ako nag wiwish ng masama sa kapwa kaya pinipigilan ko mainis at sumama ang loob kasi kapag nangyari yun dahil sa tao o mga tao alam ko may mangyayari na di nila magugustuhan.

I hope na lagi ko mahold yung temper ko sa mga tao at sana magkaroon ako ng tahimik at ayos na buhay na walang gulo at away kasi ayoko may mangyari na masama sa ibang tao dahil sa inaway ako o ginawan ako ng masama.

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gallusrostromegalus · 4 months

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Well, I've had a High fever for a few days with Shingles that's preventing me from writing effectively, but has apparently given me new Clothing-Drawing Abilities, so here are Komamura and Tousen on their wedding day in AEIWAM.

Notes:

AEIWAM!Tousen is a Trans Man who has mathematically worked out that God Is Dead, you want to complain about what he's wearing to his wedding?

There are Mild Spoilers hidden in both outfits.

They filled out the paperwork the night Tousen finally woke up after defeating Aizen, at Tousen's insistence before something else had the opportunity to get in the way.

They still want to have a ceremony, but it's going to be a bit awkward as both are orphans, both sets of godparents are deceased or otherwise unalive (a different thing than dead in Soul Society), and there is not *technically* a bride.

But the best place to hid something mildly ridiculous is in a sea of something extremely ridiculous.

The Wedding is an act of Aggravated Chicanery upon all their friends and loved ones: They tell everyone they're hosting a Halloween Party, please come in the most outrageous costumes Possible.

Then when everyone has arrived, they lock the doors, unfurl the decorations and thrust stage directions into the hands of the Unsuspecting Wedding Party.

Yachiru is having a GREAT time being a Flower Velociraptor (She'd seen Jurassic Park so the contingent from the 11th is all present as Dinosaurs).

Rankigu and Nanao are recruited to help organize.

And so they won't seek revenge.

Hitsugaya *KNEW* something was up when Matsumoto suggested they do LotR costumes together, but thought this was her way of doing Big Naturals Gandalf*, but it was actually a trick to make him Frodo. The Ringbearer.

*It was also very much a justification for her to do Big Naturals Gandalf.

Shuuhei got talked into doing a group costume with Renji and Izuru, where the redhead is dressed as a bottle of Ketchup and the blond is Mustard, and now Shuuhei is standing up there as his Mentor's Best Man while dressed as a Hot Dog.

Tetsuzaemon Iba Doesn't have the excuse of friends. He Dressed up like Vegas Elvis all on his own.

After what happened with Byakuya, Yamamoto refuses to officiate any more weddings, just in case he's bad luck. He will walk Kaname up the Aisle though. As Santa.

Retsu Unohana, officiating in her capacity as a Highly Venomous Sea Slug: Dearly Beloved and Barely Tolerated- We are gathered here today to witness the union of two of the most unhinged assholes I know-

The Reception only gets wilder as Rangiku has arranged for there to be both an Open Bar and a Karaoke Machine.

#AEIWAM #An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy #Bleach #Bleach fanfic #kaname tosen #kaname tousen #sajin komamura

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lilithaban · 1 year

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books and kisses

pairings: wonwoo x female reader

— filo setting

🖋️: smut, crack!

warning: 🔞, mature content, profanities, dick riding, unprotected s!x, dry humping, d! riding, bl!wj!b, multiple org!sm

— dni minors!

posted: february 14, 2023

happy reading!

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“That wasn't the case AJ,”

I rolled my eyes and tried not to argue with these four eyes on my side. Yes, I'm with Jeon fucking Wonwoo. The astute fuckass.

"Nye nye nye, I stand for what I speak for 'no!'" "I know I'm right," I said confidently.

"Oh my, you're not just looking at the slides that Sir Fernando gave us, it said that coagulation is a natural mechanism that acts to reduce blood loss from hemorrhage,"

Him and his smartass brain.

Gusto ko na lang siyang sapakin

“Basically, coagulation's role is to diminish blood ha not to remove the blood,”

Sa sobrang inis ko sa kayabangan niya nagbasa na lang ako ng book ni Murakami. Mas naiintindihan ko pa 'to kesa sa nirereview namin.

“Nakikinig ka ba, Aj?” I heard him called me but I refuse to response kasi nga fuck you siya.

Hinablot niya naman sakin yung librong binabasa ko at pinagtaasam niya ako ng kilay. “Paano mo naman ako matatalo niyan sa anaphy kung iba binabasa mo”

Sinapak ko siya sa braso at inirapan. “Ang yabang mo talaga! wala naman akong pake sa rankings na yan. Wala naman na akong will para mag-aral,” walang gana kong sinabi at inagaw sa kamay niya yung libro.

“Well if you say so. suit yourself then”

Konti na lang tatadyakan ko na to nakakainis yung tono ng pananalita eh.

I'm not sure how long it's been, but we're still studying for midterms in anatomy and physiology. He's teaching me the terminology that I've missed upon when I've been away. I'm bored, but all I can do is stare at him as he flexes how much his brain can store. And I find him very attractive, no, he is really attractive I'm not gonna lie about that but whenever he is serious and talking things like this make me feel things.

He's just Jeon Wonwoo, a man with black glasses. A man wearing plain black shirt almost everyday. A man with monolid eyes.

Simple lang naman 'tong hayop na to pero parang ang extra pogi niya ngayon?!

As I stared intently at him I feel something down there. I'm starting to move like a fucking worm because I feel tingling sensation down there. And I'm not that noob to know.

I'm fucking turn on pero nagsasalita lang naman siya dyan, nagrereview para sa midterms namin pero shet tangina

Kantutin mo ako naman ako Wons!

Syempre sinabi ko lang yan sa utak ko medyo nerd 'tong mayabang na 'to eh. Pero dahil hindi ako pinalaking duwag ng mama ko tinanong ko siya.

“Wons,” tawag ko sa kanya at kinalabit siya

“Hmm”

“I want to have sex with you”

Siguro kung may iniinom tong kape mabibilaukan to. Sa gulat niya eh nawala siya sa balanse kahit na nakaupo lang siya kaya nahulog yung mga libro na nakapatong sa tabi niya.

“What?!”

Lumapit ako sakanya at dahan-dahan inalis yung mga reviewer sa hita niya at kumandong sa kanya saka pinuwesto ang dalawang kamay ko sa balikat niya.

Tinitigan ko muna siya nang mabuti bago nagsalita. Tanginang to ang pogi talaga

Taena ano bang nangyayari sakin ngayon?!

“I said wanna have sex with you,”

I slowly grind on his lap. Good thing I wore skirt today so ramdam na ramdam ko yung bukol sa jeans niya. I'm starting to feel things right now. Alam kong basang-basa na ako down there.

"I hate to admit this, but you're really attractive, you know, but today?! I'm not sure what kind of potion you did drank, but I see you extra fucking hot today, and your stupid mouth teaching me terms made me feel a tingling sensation,"

I'm still grinding on his lap, and I can already hear his heavy breathing. I swear his piercing stares can kill me in an instant! He looks like a tiger about to devour his prey. His already turn on but he's not saying anything.

Fucking shit, I'm only grinding at him but I can feel liquid flowing from my hole. What the fuck I already did cum but this bitch still staring at me I mean more likely glaring!

“Oh my god wons, aren't you gonna response? I already cum and you're still an ass—” hindi ko na natuloy sasabihin ko nang bigla niya akong sinunggaban ng halik.

Para akong mababaliw sa paraan niya ng paghalik. He's kissing me, but it's sloppy. He never let any part of my lips dry. His lips are devouring my lips. Oh my god, he is such a good fucking kisser.

The kiss progressed from sloppy to aggressive and deeper. Our tongues are already fighting when he breaks off to remove his glasses before kissing me again.

Oh my fuck ang hot ng pagkakatanggal niya ng glasses!

He quickly kissed me again after removing the major obstacle to our make out session. Habang bumaba labi niya sa leeg ko naramdaman ko ang paglakbay ng kamay nito magmula sa bewang ko patungo sa skirt ko.

“Mhhmmm” napaungol ako ng bigla kong naramdaman kamay nitong hinihimas puke ko kahit na may suot pa akong underwear. Nakakabaliw. Ang sarap.

Hinihimas niya palang naman yung puke ko pero para na akong lalabasan or did I cum again...already?

Naggrind ulit ako sa ibabaw niya habang patuloy ang pagpapak ng mga lab nito sa leeg ko. “Ay putangina ka” napasigaw ako ng warakin niya ang damit ko, revealing my mounds since I'm not wearing anything underneath that top.

Ramdam ko ang diin ng mga titig ni Wons sakin. “Hoy wala talaga akong suot na bra since ikaw lang naman yan. And besides I have my cardigan with me 'no”

Totoo naman! siya lang naman kasama ko kaya hindi na rin ako nagbra atsaka may dala akong cardigan. Malay ko bang hindi niya napansin utong ko kanina. “Damn, you are fucking hot” napamura pa ito bago nilamas at nilamon nito ang dibdib ko.

Napapa-arko na yung katawan ko sa sensasyong dulot ni Wons sakin. I just know na nilabasan na ako for the third time. Wala na akong pake na sabihin pa iyon sa kanya.

Umalis ako sa kandungan niya at hinubad lahat ng natitirang saplot sa katawan ko. Tinaasan ko ng kilay ang lalaki sa harapan ko habang yung gago...

Naka manspread may diin yung mga titig niya parang kinikiliti yung tinggil ko. Halos mapamura na ako nang kagatin nito ang labi niya at hinila ulit ako pa-upo sa kandungan niya. Kinurot ko ang tagiliran niya pero hindi pa rin siya natinag.

"Why don't you take off your damn clothes?” kahit na gumigiling pagkakasabi ko nun eh marahan pa rin akong gumigilinh sa ibabaw niya. Hindi pa rin siya nagsasalita at habang ako mas lalong naging magaslaw yung paggiling ko dahil ramdam ko na nalalabasan na naman ako.

And at this point, I'm going to lose my shit. I've already cum multiple times and don't want to cum again without him fucking my hole!

“Oh my god wons. I'm don already”

Sa inis ko ako na lang nag initiate. Nagmamadali kong kinalas ang belt niya. Binaba ang zipper ng jeans niya sabay binaba ito kasama ng underwear niya.

Napalunok ako sa nakita ko. I mean I know he's big alright! but I didn't expect him to be this BIG.

Hindi na ako nagsayang ng oras pa at walang pasabing sinubo ang ari nito. Tangina sa laki ng ari niya halos mabilaukan na ako kahit na hindi ko pa naman sinusubo ng buo ito.

“Fuck”

“Damn baby I like how dominant you are”

“Fuck you, yes right there”

“You are taking me so well baby”

“Aaaahhh- mmhhmm”

Dahil sa nga narinig ko mas lalo pa akong ginanahan na chupain siya. Naka tingin lamang ako sakanya habang pinapaligaya ito. Nakapikit ba nga mata nito at mahigpit ang hawak sa buhok ko habang nakaawang ang bibig niya.

Mayamaya pa ay napadaing siya dahil tuluyan na siyang nilabasan. At dahil hindi ako pinalaking mahina ni mama nilunok ko lahat ng nilabas nito.

“Hmm you taste so good. I'd like to taste that lollipop again” I said with my flirty voice

Nagulat na lamang ako dahil bigla ako nitong inangat at biglang binagsak sa hita niya. Napahiyaw ako dahil walang pasabing pinasok nito ang ari niya sakin.

“Aj, I'm sorry but I cannot eat you now because the library is about to close and I need to fuck with you right now,”

After hearing that I slowly move on his lap. Adjusting myself on how big he is. Mayamaya pa ay bumibilis na ang pagtaas-baba ko sa kandungan niya.

“Putangina ang laki mo wons”

“Shit ang sarap sarap mo, Aj”

“A-aaahh fuck”

Sumabay na rin sa ritmo si wons kaya rinig na rinig pagsasallukan ng mga balat namin na siyang nagdagdag lamang ng libog sa aming mga katawan.

Umaarko na ang likod ko at mga mata ko'yo papikt-pikit na dahil sa sobrang sarap ng pagkantot nito sakin sabayan pa ng pagbigay ng mga malalagkit na halik sa dibdib ko.

“Ooh my shit I'm cuming”

“Fuck you, let's cum together”

Napahawak ako ng mahigipit sa balikat niya ng labasan na kami parehas. Ramdam ko ang pag-puno ng katas nito sa puke ko.

Pagod na pagod akong yumakap sakanya. Naghahabol ng hininga habang nakapasok pa rin ang ari nito sa butas ko.

“I don't know that you are this naughty.”

Natawa na lamang ako sa sinabi nito dahil wala na akong lakas para magsalita pa.

“Mmhmm let's go. We'll continue this to my condo,”

"And you'll still need to recite what I taught you today baby. Well after all anaphy is your mortal enemy”

#svt fanfic #svt scenarios #svt wonwoo #svt smut #seventeen smut #jeon wonwoo smut #jeon wonwoo #filo au #filipino author #filipino #smut #spg #svt filo au

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littleeyesofpallas · 6 months

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So there is a certain character type that I cannot for the life of me pin down a word for... It's yakuza adjacent, but often not explicitly part of the actual gangs. a kind of shady businessman, but not the overly clean and corporate type. sort of a scammer or a conartist or grifter, but not as small time as that sort of makes it sound? I want to say it's a look associated with loan sharks, but I can't quite substantiate that.... I swear it's a thing you see in the context of Japanese crime fiction all the time, especially set in the 80s or 90s, yet I can't really point to any characters that really fit the bill off the top of my head, as they're almost always background characters. Somehow the only one I can think to pinpoint is that one random villain-of-the-week in Kill la Kill?

The persona itself actually has a shocking amount in common with, like, the classic American used car dealer, especially on the east coast either around the New York/New Jersey tristate or down in like Miami, usually with a hefty bit of Italian or Jewish racism mixed in... The style though, the gold chains, the tacky superficial try-hard glitz and the pushy rough around the edges attitude, very self-made and informally educated businessman, surprisingly successful but still not really a "big" success, and just like this Japanese counterpart I'm thinking of, almost always technically in business with local organized crime without ever being "part of the family."

Like it's such a cliche that it's literally cartoonish, and it's funny how almost perfectly beat for beat the US and Japanese counterparts mirror eachother, except that the Japanese character type, as far as I can recall, isn't associated with used car dealerships,

anyway point is... That's what Marechiyo and his dad are supposed to look like. That and a bit of yakuza/delinquent in the case of his dad when he was younger. Notably his dad straight up has a punch perm in the present day, which was The quintessential yakuza look in the 80s. And his younger version seems to also have a perm but also a regent style pompadour that's a little more youthful delinquent aligned than outright criminal, and again a look that has become so cliche as to become cartoonish to the point of being a costume you can buy in a store.

Although whatever the hell Marechiyo has going on in the new hell arc, i cannot identify.

But it's interesting that it's a different kind of yakuza look than what Iba has going on. His dark shades, the tight perm, the laborer's bellywarmer, his zanpakutou being a tanto sticking out of it, the overall posture with the one shoulder out of his kimono, even that his sword is alternatively either a Yakuza style tanto tucked into a chest wrap, or a seemingly normal katana but without a crossguard is to evoke the classic yakuza image of using a shirasaya --a plain white wood sheathe with matching handle and no crossguard or wrap-- rather than a more traditional katana. And of course his dog-like loyalty to Komamura are all iconic stoic Yakuza romanticism. The hardboiled, honor bound, manly man ideal of the folklore-like reputation of the yakuza. The thing you'd see in countless old movies or pulp thriller style seinen manga, sometimes even published by yakuza family magazines themselves.

His mother also plays into this, even in her barely existent appearance in the MASKED databook, as she's a pretty distinct play into a very particular matronly character type generally typifying either a proprietress of a traditional inn or a yakuza boss's wife --both drawing from traditional roles of a head of manor or estate.

I dunno where i was going with any of this. But between these character types and Kensei's biker gang thing, I think it's funny how much of Soul Society's classically japanese vibe is just organized crime. Also i don't know what to make of the idea that the Shihouin have endorsed the Omaeda family like this over the years, especially when they're role among the royale houses seems to be to safeguard various treasures and relics. Between that and apparently being at least two generations of heads of a division of the secret police, it's hard to imagine the Omaeda were just independently wealthy unrelated to all that.

#bleach #bleach meta #marechiyo omaeda #tetsuzaemon iba

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