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"The trailblazer's gay" "the trailblazer's straight" the trailblazer swings both ways. Violently. With a bat.

Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel is Demisexual :)

Dare I say Lloyd Garmadon

wei wuxian should thank his lucky stars that lan wangji figured out how to withhold his flustered-ness if it meant making wei wuxian flustered bc otherwise this would be as far as they got

He looks like he should be in a cheese commercial.

This is at LEAST half of the Hazbin Hotel tag

Oppenheimer and Barbie are two distinct but equally distressing flavors of existentialism.

My hot take of the day is that with his current trend of playing a grizzled old man who thinks he's unworthy of love who then accidentally adopts a child, Pedro Pascal's next role is Jean Valjean

Don't mind me

Okay so a bunch of people have been coming up with new duo names for the qsmp members and so I think it's only fair that I do the same yk?

So Roier and Willy have one big thing in common, and that's explosives. Roier's new hobby is casual domestic terrorism via mines, Willy's infamous for using tnt and mines and nuclear bombs to cause extreme amounts of destruction just for funsies. Explosives are both of their weapons of choice, and it's probably something they'll be able to bond over once Willy gets to the island. They're probably even gonna team up to blow things up if their causes align.

For these reasons, I propose that Roier and Willy's duo name be TnTduo

I know we all see the boys (aka Steddie) as Aragorn coded, but Eddie is definitely the weird guy in the woods (Tom Bombadil) who has a hot wife (Steve, aka Goldberry)

Haymitch is a Nerd Jock

Peeta is a Jock Nerd

Katniss is a Jock Jock

Finnick is a Jock Dumbass

Johanna is a Jock Goth

I won't be taking any feedback or criticism, thank you. This is canon. Source: I called Suzanne Collins and asked her.

Official Voyager pool and/or billiards team that goes by the name of the Cue Continuum.

The ONLY thing I want from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Is Blackjack

Played by JACK BLACK