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nirvanabrainrot · 2 months

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sLutty RavioLLiii??

I'm genuinely concerned for my safety. me and my online friend got into an argument about if pierogis are polish equivalent to the infamous Italian ravioli©. They are now only referring to me as "Slutty Ravioli." BUT what if I'm just a horny pierogi

#tumblr fyp #need advice #i'm not a slutty ravioli #ravioli #pierogi #polish tumblr #italian tumblr #the chaos continues

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alienjock · 4 years

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the signs as shit my discord server has said

aries: if i die before i wake, turn my body into steak

taurus: humans ARE ravioli...the meat is contained in the pasta, or skin.

gemini: do peanuts- this is a silly question.

cancer: what's wrong bitch? are sad?

leo: showtime aphobes

virgo: that’s not how houses work. have you ever been inside a house?

libra: well, first of all, i'm considered beautiful by all standards

scorpio: catch me in the garden with a gun i'll shoot a worm i don't care

sagittarius: you need a formal cowboy hat, a semi formal cowboy hat, and a slutty cowboy hat at LEAST

capricorn: INSPECTOR GADGET IS IN MY HOUSE

aquarius: anyone else put kraft singles on their cereal?

pisces: don't quote marina at me whore

#libra #astrology #sunspot coven

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