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crehador · 2 months
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how is he always such a mood lmao
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jackawful · 2 months
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I'm not hyperinvested in trying to get other people to to be vegan or vegitarian (mostly because meat/not meat isn't a reliable determinant of how environmentally destructive a food is) but I definitely have the least respect for meat eaters who are unable or unwilling to confront that their meat involves killing an animal. I don't think it's ethical for someone to eat meat and look away from how it got on their plate. Like regardless of physical access or ability, if you don't have the emotional fortitude to hunt and butcher an animal, you shouldn't be eating meat.
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Behold...the fearsome Kings of Wellston XD
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new-arcadia-recaps · 2 years
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New Arcadia Recap: s01e01 "Pilot"
A shuttle arrives at a silent space station. It docks by itself, and a mechanical voice transfers control to the space station computer, Alpha Juliet. Four cryopods are unloaded and defrosted; as they come out, Alpha Juliet scans them and logs their permissions. Ophelia Singh (she/her) is second-in-command and navigation specialist. Echo Cardoza (she/they) is the communications specialist. Ves Park (he/they) is the engineering specialist. When they try to unload the last pod, there’s an issue—no vital signs. The cryopod failed, and Mission Commander Mitchell (he/him) is dead.
Ophelia wakes to Alpha Juliet providing her new credentials. “Mission Commander Singh, command of New Arcadia has been transferred to you.” She stumbles up out of the pod and over to Mitchell’s, hitting the buttons, trying to get it to wake up. Nothing happens; he’s dead. While she’s doing this, the other two wake up.  Alpha Juliet greets them all, introduces themselves as the station computer, and then reports: the station systems are only fourteen percent online.
“Which fourteen percent?” Ves asks. Not the right fourteen percent. Ophelia sends Ves to repair life support and Echo to bring communications online. She heads to the command center. What about Commander Mitchell? He’s already dead; the priority is to keep the rest of them alive. He remains in his cryo-coffin.
At the comms station, Echo starts initiation procedures. They linger over the damage to the ship—odd damage, like pieces of it have been deliberately ripped out. They slowly put it together, bringing it back online, reporting the damage to Ophelia. Ophelia asks them if something’s wrong, but they hesitate and say no: it’s all normal disrepair, nothing to worry about. Echo appears to be hiding something.
Repairing the life support system, Ves chats with Alpha Juliet. He asks if he can call them AJ. AJ agrees. Ves queries AJ about the station; AJ reports that they’ve always been the computer at the station, but Ves doesn’t think that’s right—AJ asks who would know, AJ or Ves? Well, AJ, but that’s not what Ves was told.
At the command center, Ophelia activates all the computers with her status as Commander. We flash back to before the mission. We see Ophelia and Mitchell in training together, complaining about working opposite shifts. Mitchell says he’ll leave Ophelia notes so that it’s like they’re working together. We watch a succession of post-it notes stuck to pillows—“you’ll do great”, “don’t forget to get your laundry”, etc. Then we get to Ophelia and Mitchell are performing final checks. They’re both nervous, but joking about it. As Ophelia gets in her cryopod, Mitchell sticks a post-it note in with her, tells her it will keep her company while he’s not there. Back in the present, Ophelia brings the computers fully online.
Ves asks AJ to access prior activation records. AJ tries, but can’t find them for a minute. Bad file organization...oh, there they are. Suddenly, the life support system starts crashing. Ves can’t figure out what is wrong. He realizes AJ’s attempted memory retrieval triggered the meltdown. Someone REALLY doesn’t want them to know what happened before.
Ophelia and Echo come running. Ves asks Ophelia’s permission to wipe the prior records. There’s some kind of virus in there, Ves thinks. They apologize to AJ—they’re kind of their memories. AJ says it’s fine. Ophelia hesitates, but Echo pushes hard for it; they need to stay alive now. Who cares about the past? Ophelia agrees. Ves wipes the records, and the life support system comes fully online.
Back in the landing bay, they regard Mitchell’s cryopod. They could launch him into space, an astronaut’s funeral, but Ophelia rejects that; his family will want the body. They end up moving it to a storage area and covering up his frozen face. Ophelia lingers at the pod.
While Ves and Echo go to the galley and AJ offers them a selection of rations for dinner, Ophelia goes back to her pod and retrieves Mitchell’s last post-it note. We don’t see what it says, but when she reads it, she sits down against the wall and starts to cry.
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chronosbled · 2 years
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{ Despite the fact some OCs I have aren’t even from Spy x Family, and I don’t have any actual OCs from Spy x Family to begin with, I’m going to be tossing their Spy x Family AUs into my Spy x Family OC roster while keeping them added to their original fandom roster as well. I’ll just take me a little while to get them sorted out cause most of them still don’t have face claims. }
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gena-rowlands · 19 days
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for once i actually don't give any kind of fucks about the oscars because i don't care about any of the films or performances that are nominated enough to root for anything
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I have to HC Simon is hella expressive under his mask because he really never has to worry about schooling his expressions; the mask does it for him. So picture it - he sees his work crush in the grocery store and immediately hides. Face, neck, ears bright red. (I also HC that he's got the mask off if he's off duty for extended periods of time.) All of a sudden, you're right behind him super excited to learn you live near each other and he just CANT get a grip. Can you picture it? Cause I can picture it, and I'm as soft a fucking pillow about it lol
AYO I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT. Even with the mask, we’ve seen Simon be super expressive, he throws a nasty side-eye, has a death stare that would make anyone cry but have you seen the zoom up on his eyes?? They’re actually the sweetest puppy eyes sometimes oh my gOD-
Personally, I feel off-duty Simon still wears a mask for anonymity and also not to worry about pulling a funny face in public (man's being covid safe what a legend) but then there will be one day he forgets. And that will be the one day he runs into you and he knows fate is playing some stupid trick on him. He's so conflicted, he wants to hang around the vicinity (he usually just lets himself be found by you so he can get the small ego boost of you approaching him), but conversely there's nothing flattering about his face looking like a cooked lobster with how red it is. The rush of embarrassment overrides his want to see you and he's ducking behind aisles, hoping you'll get distracted by the rack of lollies that's fifty percent off. But of course you don't, you're far too stubborn, and you track him down throughout the grocery store.
"You alright Simon?" He hears your voice directly behind him in no time. Do you bloody teleport now? Seeing your face contorted in such concern has him reeling, wanting to snap out in denial that no, his face is not that red because he's found you.
"Sunburn," Simon grumbled and he's mentally slapping himself because Manchester hasn't seen a ray of sun for the last damn month. And you must've known that too because you're cocking an eyebrow at him, trying not to laugh and for once in his life Simon feels like an absolute muppet.
"Yeah, alright. It's nice to see you too," you snicker. You eye the items in his shopping cart, undoubtedly questioning the lack of diversity in his diet and Simon is genuinely hoping at this point that the earth will swallow him up whole.
"Hey," you clear your throat, eyes trained on his trolley cart, but no longer for scrutinising. If he hadn't trained for literal years to keep his composure, he'd likely be cupping your cheeks and cooing over your bashful expression as you struggled to get your next words out. But no, instead his composure is fully invested into desperately pummeling down the blood in his cheeks.
"I live pretty near here. If you want, you're more than welcome to come for dinner or a cup of tea? You like that, right?"
Good grief, his blush wasn't going to go down anytime soon.
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WIBTA for interacting with a very proship fandom?
🐰 for search purposes
So I got MUCH invested in a VERY problematic media some of you may have heard of. And despite it being generally concidered a bad art piece that promotes illegal problematic and disgusting actions, I found a lot of value in this piece and a hella lot of different meanings that do not read the characters as others do. Read as: others romanticise what's happening, I, on the other hand, don't.
I wish to express my feelings towards this piece of media and subjects it explores here, on tumblr, through fanart and posts with opinions on certain parts of the plot. Damn, I even happened to have a blorbo here!
But I am very scared that it will ruin my online presence forever. I don't want to be concidered proship, nor am I really one, and I'm scared of both proshipper and anti-proshipper backlash.
Before that I have never interacted with those communities and all this discourse was somewhere far, far away. My tumblr blog is not that big or popular but it's OLD, and I cherish it and fear it will be attacked or hatemailed.
So will people around concider me an asshole?
What are these acronyms?
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viridianriver · 9 months
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Vengeful Consumption Part 1: A Step Past Ethical Consumption
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Y'all asked for it on my last Ethical Consumption post! Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to do some ~economics talk~ to make this one make sense.
Isn't it dumb for a company to sell something at a loss? You'd think - but it's not always that simple!
There are two big reasons companies sell things at a loss that I like to exploit - and I'll use Uber and Amazon as case studies to explain! This post will focus on Uber, and exploiting an understanding of startup business models and long-term economic trends, and my next post will be on Amazon, and the exploitation of short-term price fluctuations due to large-scale algorithmic pricing models.
But the shit those two companies are doing - and the ways you can exploit that? Is pretty standard, and you can apply this knowledge to any company!
UBER'S Business Model : Disrupt -> Replace -> Monopolize -> Profit
Disruption - Startup founders love to talk about the disruption they're doing. To "shake up old industries" or "bring customers better prices / service." But that's only step one of their business model - and the benefits to consumers are short lived. The rest? The CEO's don't brag about as much - at least in public.
Replacement - After disruption is replacement, where the company aims to put the competition in that market out of business. Uber did this with the taxi industry.
Monopolization - This is the end goal of any tech startup - to control the majority of the market - or as close as possible. Uber currently has 72% of the ride-hailing industry market share, and to put Uber and Lyft together? 98% of the American ride-hailing market.
Profit - After eliminating competition, the company (monopoly or duo-opoly in the case of Uber and Lyft) raises prices to higher than they were ever before, and finally starts turning a significant profit.
How Can A Company Operate At A Loss For Years?
Investors, babey!! Basically, finance bros throw millions or billions of dollars at companies that are currently losing money, making a bet they'll someday start making hella money, and pay them back later (plus more) with a "return on investment". It's a total gamble though - 90% of startups fail.
And how do these finance bros have billions to throw around? Well, they're being invested in by an even bigger fish (who's probably playing with some of your money right now if you use a bank, or have any retirement savings) But that's a whole other LongPost.
That way, the Disruption / Replacement / Monopolization stages of the startup are paid for by insanely rich people who are gambling that they'll become insanely richer off you, the end user, if they succeed.
So what do Uber's finances look like?
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The blue line, Operating Cash Flow, is what we usually think of when we talk about business finances. The money made off the product or service being sold, minus the money spent to operate the business. And up until 2022? Uber was consistently hemmoraging billions of dollars a year. Usually you'd think of that as a failure, but no - things are working as intended. Let's see the other lines.
The yellow line, Financing cash flow, is what Uber was being given by venture capitalists investing in it. Up until 2020-2022, they were pretty consistently raking in billions a year here.
The red line, Investing Cash Flow, is money spent or made when Uber is investing in other companies. So just like how the venture capitalists are putting money down now, hoping for a return later? The red line is Uber putting money into other companies now, hoping for payback. So far it's been negative, but unless they made some damn stupid investments, I'd expect it to go positive eventually.
And the green line, Net Cash Flow, is the total of all the above revenue (money in) and expenditures (money out). They were making bank (while also losing bank) before the pandemic, but that ole global infectious disease screwed up their ~infinite growth mindset~ oh no.
So to summarize all that nerd talk? Uber's been propped up for years by rich guys gambling that it can succeed at monopolizing the market, so that once it does, and hikes prices, they can get even richer.
What's that mean for the rest of us?
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Well, Uber doesn't share its current pricing algorithm let alone historical ones. But to get a feel of price, I plotted the relative frequency of Google seaches for "Uber Expensive" in Pink.
And to note a few trends? A dip in 2020 when nobody was riding for obvious reasons. But more importantly?
A huge spike in 2021 and 2022 - Just as Financing Cash Flow tapered off and Operating Cash Flow became positive. And this is NOT a one - off or coincidence, this was exactly what I expected to see.
Because the low prices at the start? Subsidized by investment money, and with the sole purpose of obtaining a monopoly (Or as close as they could legally get)
But when that dries up? They need to increase fares to increase their Operating Cash Flow, aka the money they make off all of us. Now that they own the market, they can set prices as they please.
I'm always a bit saddened when I see people going to corporations to complain about prices, as if they're doing anything but wasting their breath. We are nearly entirely beside the point in their business model. I've worked in this field - all these startups consider themselves answerable to their venture capital investors, not their users. All they need to provide for you, is the bare minimum level of service to not drive you away. And that's not hard to provide in a monopoly.
So we're getting fucked.. Are you finally gonna tell me how to fuck em back?
First off, don't fuck startup bros, it ain't gonna be pleasurable. But yes, I'll tell you.
Basically, if a company is in it's Disruption / Replacement phases, they're going to be throwing around insane discounts to work towards monopolization. Go ahead, hop on the latest trends. Take that 4 dollar Uber ride. Take that $20 off coupon. Take that free trial (Just remember to cancel!) They're losing money to gain a monopoly.
Just don't stop supporting the businesses the startup is looking to replace either - they'll need your support! But if you take a couple free perks too? No shame IMO.
But keep an eye on the company's financing / investment cash flow. You can track it here. And when it starts to dry up? They're either close to monopolizing a market, or close to going bankrupt. Either way - know their first cash cow's been bled dry, and you're the next cash cow.
So that's your time to bounce! Delete the app and tell your friends to do the same - play your part in screwing them out of that monopoly - and move on to grift the next grifter!
I promise you as an insider in this world, nothing you say or do will make these companies sweat as much as just deleting the app when they need your money most.
(legal disclaimer below the cut. because these bitches are litigious.)
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duskyashe · 9 months
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CAMP NANO DAY 12
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Danny could have cried in relief. All of his hard work (and Jazz's pointed words with the more friendly of his rogues) had paid off—Danny could finally, finally take a nap. His homework was caught up, all his chores were done, his parents were off terrorizing yet another ghost hunters convention, and the only ghost he'd had to deal with the entire day had been a blob ghost making itself at home in the neighbor's trash can. With Jazz and his friends on deck for emergency ghost wrangling, Danny couldn't find it in himself to feel anything but relief as he buried himself under his blankets on his rarely used bed.
As the sixteen year old half ghost started drifting off, eagerly looking forward to catching up on his sleep, a familiar green glow appeared over his bed and a bone chilling gasp got stuck in the back of his throat, startling Danny awake. "No, no, no, come on!" Danny cried out in frustration. "Just one undisturbed afternoon nap, is that too much to ask?!" Half expecting Wulf to come tumbling out of the dimensional tear that was suspended above his bed, Danny changed forms and sat up against his headboard. If the Esperanto speaking ghost showed up, Danny wanted ready access to his ghost half's innate understanding of all languages spoken by the dead and the NeverBorn.
Instead of Wulf, however, the person who fell through the unstable portal and onto his bed was wearing an armored costume. A very familiar armored costume. What was Nightwing doing in his bedroom?!
The Gotham vigilante quickly rolled off his bed and landed in a crouch, visibly taking the situation in. It was something Danny, himself, had done many times over the past two years, and personal experience had him raising his hands and carefully holding them away from himself as a peaceful gesture. Even though Danny was hella confused, he let Nightwing dictate when the questioning began.
He wasn't even going to think about the kinds of questions his bedroom would raise or the deductions that one of the superhero community's greatest detectives would be able to make from this experience. That way led madness.
Apparently satisfied with his visual scan of Danny's room, Nightwing turned the majority of his attention to Danny and asked, "Who are you?" Overall, definitely one of the better questions to ask in this situation.
"I'm Phantom," Danny replied, then cringed at the remembered lecture from Pandora about titles and using them and amended his statement. "King Phantom, I guess."
Nightwing's attention narrowed in on him at that, feeling almost like a laser. "King Phantom? Ghost King Phantom?"
Danny scowled at that, suddenly understanding the gist of what had happened. "Let me guess, some hoity toity big wig fruitloop kidnapped and sacrificed you to the Ghost King, either for favor, power, immortality, or all of the above?"
His reaction seemed to have set Nightwing off balance somewhat, as the man hesitated slightly before responding much less hostilely. "Yessss? I mean, the Lazarus Pits have been growing less and less potent over the last two years, and Ra's seems to be getting more than a little desperate. Apparently he did the same ritual once before, about four hundred years ago, and ended up with the Lazarus Pits. The same Pits that are losing potency at a frankly astonishing rate."
"Of course," Danny mumbled with a curse and a facepalm. "Here's the problem. Two years ago, there was a different Ghost King. He was very much not a good dude, very power hungry and very evil. He probably received that sacrifice four hundred years ago and decided it was a good investment, and so created those Lazarus Pits as a show of favor. They probably granted inhuman power and the ability to cheat death, right?" At Nightwing's nod, Danny continued. "Yeah, see, there's no real way to cheat death, not like that. Death comes for everyone eventually, you can just prolong the inevitable. Ever since I defeated the previous King in ritualistic single combat, all favors, spells, and curses put in place by the former King have been dissolving without the power of the throne behind them. Unless the new King, me, reinforces those favors, spells, and curses, they will eventually wither into nothing." Danny saw Nightwing start to pale and hurried to reassure him. "Luckily for you, I have no intention of doing that. You'd become my thrall and effectively die right here and now if I did. I really don't want to do that, you're one of my favorite heroes ever, so instead what I'm going to do is basically quicken the process of those Lazarus Pits drying up. Anyone willing to sacrifice one of the heroes of the world for a little bit of power and prolong their death will never find favor from me," Danny declared, feeling his eyes flash silver as his Royal Decree was written in the very fabric of the universe. "Now! How about we get you back to where you belong!"
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So sorry for missing yesterday, my boyfriend flew in from out of state, so I had to go pick him up from the airport, which was almost three hours one way, and I ended up with hardly any time to write. I also forgot to write for a good portion of today, so this was a bit rushed and not at all what I was originally planning on writing (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ but hey! Another prompt from the Batpham server has been written and published! (⁠ノ⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠)⁠ノ
I'm trying to finish Cryptid Crash Course chapter 3 for y'all, but I can't quite get the opening to work the way I want it to, so I'm letting it sit and marinate in the back of my head (⁠;⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)don't worry, I'm planning on finishing the entirety of Cryptid Crash Course this month! I just don't know when that'll actually be ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠ʖ⁠⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
Once again, if anyone wants to add on to this, please feel free! I fully intend for this to be the only time I touch on this world, so it's free game, y'all (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ have at it!
Have a good morning/day/night wherever you are!
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blue-sunflower-bee · 5 months
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Back with some more headcanons about them cause i cant get them out of my head.
Part 1 :
Ness loves to make jokes about their height difference. With everyone else Mike would be hella annoyed...but he just finds Ness incredibly cute when he giggles about his own silly puns.
Mike being the little spoon tho.
Ness is on the ace spectrum and Mike is really supportive and understanding. Sex just isnt important for either of them
But Ness has a thing for kissing Mike's hands, he'll just start pressing gentle kisses against Mike's palm and Mike always freezes when that happens, forgetting what he was about to say
Ness struggles with panic attacks; he learnt to deal with them over the years, but they are still present. The night Mike met him after work and he seemed down was a particularly rough night for Ness since a bad panic attack had hit him after a longer break during work. Because of that, he didnt really register what a customer had said and mixed up her orders. She made a huge scene and yelled at him, how useless he is at his job and sh*t.
Needless to say, Mike was SO ready to throw hands once Ness told him that story.
Same as Abby. They'd both get into fights for him.
Ness being the dorky boyfriend he is LOVES to flirt with Mike when he visits Sparky's, throwing really corny pick up lines at him. Mike answering them deadpan while he's blushing. "Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day!" "Ness, you know I work as a security guard..."
Ness loves animals. During a surprise date, Mike took him to a petting zoo and was afraid it was a dumb idea, until he saw Ness' face light as soon as he saw all the animals
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amoonalls · 1 year
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What I Have Learned About Men
1. The Way For Men to Choose or Chase You is By Them Putting You in Pedestal
The man has to see you as higher than him. I'm not talking about competing with a man, I'm talking about being better than man in something he could never do in this lifetime. And that's by being more beautiful and more feminine. Straight men won't be able to do that. Being smart and high achieving in career do work but this professional world is created for men. More often than not men are higher achiever than women. Then being prettier and more feminine is the thing you can do as a woman
2. It's Much Easier For You To Move On When You:
a. Giving Less or None to Men
When you are always in receiving end and you never make sacrifice for men, the only feeling you feel when you seperate with those men is some kind of regret or a lil lost cuz you used to have people do things for you but you no longer have that. But you don't have any kind of resentment because you lose nothing of your energy and resources. Look at those divorcee women or barbara the builder ex gf. What do they say when they crying about their loss? They always say "I did everything for him.. I was there for him when he was in broke and miserable, I paid for his tuition, I cleaned his house and now he left me for other women". You would never hear women crying and saying "I do nothing for him and he left me" cuz women do measure their emotional losses for how much they have given to men. But when men have given so much to you especially money.. you can break up with him thousand times and he will always want to come back. Men don't want to lose things and people they have invest in. You see tons of women have friendship breakup but you rarely see men having their bro breakup
b. Have Your Own Standard
The standard is not on specific person but on things. The standard is not Max but what Max have and do. The standard is not who Max is but how much money Max make and how much he gives to you. Loving someone for what they are is for woman not for man. For a man, partly you love them based on how much they give to you. So say that the standard is that you want a man that is able to give you like $2000 per month. That any man be it Max, Xavier, Dan that are able to give that to you will fall into that category. You can be hopeless romantic when it's toward yourself but when it's about man you have to be single focus. Doesn't care if a man has roster etc etc once the man has been proven to fulfill your standard, you go for that. And you may encounter men who fulfill your material standard but don't want you. Strong and confident women don't get insecure and have meltdown over that fact because as men's life get better their standard get better. Which is why I say there is more than just material standards. It also have to be emotional, mental, and genuine attraction and feelings toward you
3. Do Not Get Insecure On Things You Refuse To Do
So what? You get insecure of beautiful women a man follow on instagram but you refuse to work on yourself? You hate man for following sexy woman when you always keeping yourself look plain? Darling, do you think these sexy women will still be sexy if their feeds are contained with tnem wearing baggy clothes and with bed hair? Observe those women, they do everything to their looks and take the best efforts to take pics for them to be able to post a bombshell pic that a man like. Rather than being jealous toward those women, why don't you get inspired by them? Start observing what these women wear and how they take pics and do that to yourself while you find your best style. You can't hate on women who do so much to keep up with their looks when you are halfassing yourself. And these women have hella confidence for them to post their alluring pics on instagram. You can't be shy and stiff when being taken pic of and hoping it will come out as magnificent pic. Start being confident and post that then you will see you will care much less of those women you will never meet cuz you already become them
And why I use astrology tag? Because only Saturnian women learn about this. Saturn is brutal reality, love and romance are not just dreamy and beautiful things the whole dating can be harsh and cold and never be for faint hearted. Who is not the most perfect candidate to be able to tackle these challenges if it's not Saturnian women? They are accustomed for that. Which is why you see a lot of hypergamous women have prominent Saturn influences. Only strong women are able to tackle with those things when many people choose to be swept off by otherwordly love
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xxoxobree · 6 months
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This is a collab between me and @hiimayee 🥰 hope you guys like our silly little “show” 🫶🏽
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Pack your bags spider crew and join us on a all new season of Spiderverse: Reality Rift. Join us as we gather a diverse group of strangers? and drop them into a luxurious mansion. Will they get along ? Or will they tare reality apart ? Find out as we meet our cast.
Miles Morales.
Wassup everybody, I’m Miles Morales Brooklyns one and only Spider-Man and I’m excited to be here , it’s gonna be weird with all the cameras but. *shrugs* Hi mom if you’re watching this. How do I feel about being in a house with the other spiders? I just hope it’s a fun time.
Hobie Brown.
Wa Gwan fam, Names Hobie and I’m just here for the absolute madness that’s about to happen. I’m not into all the cameras and the fame but they asked me and reh teh teh I’m here. How do I feel about being in the house with other people? *laughs* should be fun innit ?
Miles G. Morales
Yuuuurrrrr!!!! It’s ya boy , I go by a lot of names but you, you can call me The Prowler and I’m here to turn this house up. I’m definitely here for all the cameras, mayne I’m Handsome as hell look at me *smiles*, besides that it wouldn’t be a show without me. How do I feel about being in a house with other people? I’m cool long as no one touch me or my stuff and that’s all imma say
Margo Kess:
"aight so what i'm understandin' is ima be livin with three hispanics, two of them deranged, and a snowbunny? wow. this is gonna be hella insteresting. but yk whats good, it's m-a-r-g to the o in the houseee! !!"
Miguel o'hara + Hobie brown + Lyla:
"my name is miguel o'hara. i am spiderman 2099-"
"cut allat fuckin bullshit, bruv!! no need to be so formal this reality tv. oi ladies, don't get so invested in this one, he's a li'le bit of a bitch and likes to throw tantrums around teenagers. sad its one of his hobbies, innit?"
"LYLA CAN YOU-"
"uh oh, here comes your assistant."
"its hobie, can't do nothin about it."
Gwen “The Snowbunny” Stacy.
"name's gwen stacy! uhh, don't know most of the people here but it should be interesting. plus. im getting a little bonus outta this 'cause i'm homeless and all. also i heard there's another miles? sounds pretty cool in my opinion!"
Will the Miles’ Get along ? Is Gwen really a snow bunny. why does Miguel throw tantrums around teenagers? Find out in the next episode of Spiderverse:Reality Rift.
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madzandmore · 7 days
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TOM - SMUT
i hate flying but ill start to love it when this happens...
Tom Kaulitz - No, Tom!
It was time for Tokio Hotel to go on a little tour. Since this tour was going to be a short one across Germany I was able to tag along and stay with them for the 2 weeks they were going to be gone. We are currently in america. They're only going to have 5 shows and after that we will go home. There was nothing special about this tour, just a little something for the fans.
“Hey y/n, are you all packed and ready to go?” Tom asked me.
“Yes I'm ready, are all the boys ready as well?” I asked.
“Yep, just waiting for you so let's go.” Tom told me.
We both walked outside the house and were met with the rest of the remaining band members. We put all of our bags and luggage into the trunk of the van and got inside and drove to the airport.
Me and Tom were sitting in the back, Bill, Gustav, and Georg were sitting in the middle and their head manager was sitting in the passenger seat with the driver driving, of course.
All of us talked, joked, laughed and Bill slept almost the whole ride there. Me and Tom were messing around in the back. Making out and cuddling before they were all too busy and caught up in the tour.
“Mmm, I'm going to miss these when you're busy on tour.” I said to Tom as we finished making out for the second time.
“Me too baby. But trust me we can cuddle all you want when I'm done with my shows. Okay?” He reassured me.
“Yes of course.”
Soon enough we arrived at the airport. We all got out of the car and got our bags and walked inside. We got our tickets and checked in. Then we went through security which was actually not too bad. We were a little delayed because of the piercings the twins had but that's alright. Then we made it to the gate and waited for about 30 minutes then they started to board the plane. 
We all got first class tickets, of course, and we got situated in our seats. Me, Tom and Georg sat together in the big 3 seater row, Bill and Gustav were next to us in the 2 seater row. 
Tom was in the middle of me and Georg I was on the aisle seat and Georg was on the window seat since he insisted on sitting there.
I held onto Tom's hand as the plane took off. Then I laid my head on his shoulder and slept. 
I only slept for an hour and a half until Tom woke me up.
“Y/n, y/n, babe, wake up I need you to help me.” he said.
I got up and was so tired. Everything was blurry and I could barely think. “Yea Tom whats up?” I asked him. He stayed quiet and looked at me and then looked down. I was so confused. “What is it Tom? I'm tired.”
“I- umm, need help…you know.” Still looking down, he brought my hand to his thigh to indicate he was hard and horny.
“Tom what the fuck. We're 30,000 feet in the air and you can't not be horny for a couple hours." I said finally waking up and realizing what he woke me up for. “Im not doing anything for you, thats on you, im hella fucking tired. Now let me sleep. Fix it yourself.” I was annoyed and turned my head in the opposite direction and closed my eyes.
“No, no, no please? I need help please.” He begged and begged.
“I said no Tom.” 
“But please only this once. Please, please.” He egged on.
“No, Tom!” I was caught by surprise as he brought my hand straight to his bulge.
“P-please.” He begged, rubbing my hand on his hard on.
“Fuck it.” I said under my breath, “Fine!” 
Everyone was asleep except for Gustav who was too invested in his movie to even look away.
I got out of my seat and so did Tom. I dragged him by his hand into the bathroom. It was pretty spacious because of us being in first class. 
“Just letting you know I'm not getting undressed. I'm giving you head and you either take it or leave it.'' I said staring straight into his eyes, not showing a singular emotion.
“Okay that's fine, just please it's starting to hurt.” Tom whined.
I then got on my knees and pulled down his sweatpants and then his boxers. His dick was so hard and needy for me. I knew it was hurting. I wrapped my hand around it and jerked him off a little.
“Mmm so good.” He whispered lowly
I continued to jerk him off to get him started. Then I let go and spat into my hand and rubbed him again to get him lubricated. He hissed at my cold spit being rubbed all around his dick. 
I started to kitty lick his tip, making him go wild. He let out a shaky breath at my tongue working wonders on him. I loved seeing him whine and beg for me. The sounds he makes when he's really horny are like no other. They are just beautiful to hear.
He put his hand on the back of my head, getting impatient. He slowly lowered my mouth further on his hard dick just wanting that pleasure.
“Fuck just like that.” He moaned, still keeping his hand on my head while I started to take more and more of him.  The sounds coming out of my mouth made him even more crazy. He loves to hear how his dick is making me feel and sound.
I took my mouth off of his dick slowly jerking him off, “You want more baby?” I asked seductively to get him more riled up. 
“Y-yes please dont stop.” whined and begged.
“Ok my boy.” I said and sucked him off again. This time I sucked harder and faster.
“Fuck yes, just like that.” His dick twitched in my mouth and I knew he was close. But I wanted to tease him. Make him beg for it. 
Once he started to push my head a little more I stopped. “Wh-why did you stop? I was so close?” He said as his eyes fully opened and his jaw was dropped.
“Do you deserve it?” I asked
“Yes please, I need it. Please let me come.” He said with a shaky breath and his head thrown back wanting that final push of pleasure to get his release.
“Good boy.”
I then put my mouth back on his dick and my hand jerked off whatever I couldn't fit. He loudly moaned at the fast pace I was going at. His legs shook and it felt like they were about to give out,  his dick twitched in my mouth.
“Shit, im so fucking close. Don't stop.”
“Cum for me tom. I know you can do it.” I stopped sucking him and I jerked him off fast. His face contorted into different expressions of deep pleasure. His head thrown back, his eyes screwed shut, his legs shaking, eyebrows furrowed, and his mouth open, letting out deep breaths and moans.
“I-im cumming!” 
I caught his cum all in my mouth and swallowed it. I jerked him off a couple more times to ride out his high.
“Do you feel better now?” I asked to get off of my knees and to kiss him.
“Yea, much better now thank you.” he kissed me back and pulled his boxers and pants up. 
“Your welcome baby.” 
“Now let's go and sleep okay.” he offered and my eyes lit up at the topic of sleeping.
“Yes, let's go. I love you.”
“Love you too.” he said, kissing me on the forehead and we both walked out of the bathroom and into our seats to sleep.
loved this so much hehehe
BYE BBYS <3
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hot-take-tournament · 8 months
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HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!
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Submission 515
if you must ship Jesus with one of his disciples then at least ship him with John
look I'm a Christian (but like not the bad kind) and I don't personally ship Jesus with anyone cause that feels a bit too much rpf-y for me but I see people (jokingly, I assume, for the most part, but also this is the internet so I know some people are very serious about this) ship Jesus with either Judas or Peter and like....... tell me your knowledge of the Bible is the few Bible stories you remembered from sunday school as a kid without telling me that your knowledge of the Bible is the few Bible stories you remembered from sunday school as a kid. like yeah sure there's all these great stories about these guys that kids learn about! everyone who has some basic knowledge of the whole easter deal knows Judas and if you've learned any stories about Jesus with the disciples then you probably know about Peter. but like........ John is the guy. like go read the book of John if you don't believe me. like this is the guy who is canonically (fun reminder that the term "canon" originates from people discussing the Bible long long ago) "the disciple who Jesus loved." like Sufjan Stevens, king of "is he talking about his boyfriend or Jesus" refers to John & Jesus' relationships in his song "John My Beloved" which is hella gay and like it's all right there!!!!!! like this is so strange for me to be invested in because I'm not like someone who actively ships them but like if I wasn't religious and all I would be all over this and the fact that people keep being like "hehe Jesus and Judas~~~" when there's like no textual evidence for that!!! it's just people seeing the kiss of betrayal and liking some dramatic stuff!!! and the people who bring up Peter instead are the same!!! like you're just applying fanfic tropes to a dynamic and deciding that you like it instead of like looking at what's actually there in canon!!!!!!!! like at least do cool blasphemy or whatever I hate that I care about this. I hate that I wrote all of this. I have no dog in this fight. whoever wins I lose because I don't want to care about this in any way but I do and it's horrible and I just wish people would at least talk about the guy who when having to read his gospel like a year ago for something, I was left with the thought of "huh....... if I didn't know any better I'd say that there was something going on here"
Propaganda is encouraged!
Also, remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!
Now this is the discourse I live for.
Also, if your otp is chriscariot (Jesus/Judas) or chrisrock (Jesus/Simon Peter), fight for your ship in the notes!
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m-to-z-andbackto-m · 21 days
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(TLDR at the bottom)
(I FORGOT TO POST THIS AND IT'S JUST BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS COLLECTING DUST 😭)
More DreamTale ramble because it's their birthday and I still don't have their gift finished 😭
DreamTale By Joku 🫶
DREAMTALE is about BALANCE correct?
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>:/
>:(
Okay, yeah I'm not too excited about this one but here we go (That's a lie, I'm hella invested):
Original:
Nightmare - Died once, is a pelvis hole, pretty sure he unalived one of Killer's cats or at least attacked it, being of hate, literally no one should be happy around him (He might KILL YOUR CAT if you are smh)
Dream - Was turned to stone once, definition of a cinnamon roll, authentic Disney princess (Reference), way too kind and hopeful for his own good, literally no one should be upset around him
Okay we got this? Nightmare? Super Uncool. Dream? Super Wholesome.
Right okay so DreamTale having this Balance shtick, I think it makes Sans (Ba Dum Tsss) that in versions where Nightmare is actually likable (DadMare), Dream is... Less likable...
Like canonically that's a load of bull shart and super unlikely to be the case, like, ever
But making one likable (In this case, Nightmare), more often than not, renders the other unlikable (Dream), I've seen it, over and over (Examples):
Rehabilitation Multiverse (I 🫶 Them) (Guys go read Little Assistant on Quotev, I beg, it's so cute, they have a blog on here too <3)
BJTBS and more of Dark's content
That one multiverse where Dream is essentially the embodiment of toxic positivity (Crazed? Dream?) and Nightmare has gotta go around fixing up mishaps (Really liked this idea, it takes the whole thing I'm talking about and multiplies it by 20)
I think Shattered Dreams should count too?
Okay actually those are the only ones I've personally looked into myself (I think DreamSwap by Kai might count too but I haven't looked into DS since... 3... years ago... yeah-) but I've seen it mentioned over and over, whether someone's ranting about a fanfic they read or doodles people make
Due to these observations, I conclude:
Common DreamTale Occurrence: To have a likable Nightmare, you need a less-than-ideal Dream. To keep your pure Dream, you gotta have a hateful Nightmare.
Exceptions:
Both Are Unlikable (Rare?)
Both are likable (but don't see eye socket to eye socket if you wanna keep that conflict, or they vibe together neutrally if you don't care for the conflict)
Redemption Variations
Most Truce Multiverses
Petty/Joke/Non Or Semi Serious Versions
Etc...
Examples of each exception except the first one because I haven't seen that yet:
Both Likable: Nightmare may be DadMare, neutral, hold his own morals that from his perspective are understandable, or secretly still cares for Dream. Dream may be angsty, close to canon, naive, or also hold his side of morals that are still valid I've also seen one where he's been manipulated by the village so any toxic (behavior isn't/beliefs aren't) his fault. (I think it was called RoseVerse, found it on YT, really cool stuff!)
Redemption Variations: This mainly revolves around Nightmare redeeming himself, or the group as a whole, possible P!Nightmare.
Truce Multiverses: Self explanatory, The Stars (Or in this case, mostly Dream) and Nightmare's Group (Again, in this case, mostly Nightmare) agree on a truce
Semi To Non Serious Multiverses: Joke comics can follow the observation but also not since they're not canon anyways, like Roxy's overprotective Nightmare (StareMare!) drawings, or The Worst Smile comic (I think... That was the name...)
Summary: DreamTale's Balance shtick and the pattern of having one Apple Brother likable rendering the other unlikable is so common, I propose it as sort of a common occurring rule(?) that has some exceptions because this fandom is limitless regardless of it's patterns
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