#i'm gonna go cry over my cornbread in peace and be bitter about not getting a rootbeer | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pozolegirl · 5 years

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Me coming home on a normal day to find that there are no leftovers from a meal I missed: Hmm okay whatever.

Me coming home to find no leftovers from a meal I missed while on my period: I’ve been betrayed... backstabbed... neglected... no one loves me and I have been left to starve alone. I will never forgive them, I’m eating two servings of this cornbread I found hiding and I will be crying over it at midnight.

#i wanted some rootbeer too #>:(#im not cranky on my period but boy do I get overly emotional about not being left food #im legitimately so sad right now so i'm trying to make a joke out of it because I know it's ridiculous #but try telling that to my hormonal body that wants to eat everything in this house #i'm gonna go cry over my cornbread in peace and be bitter about not getting a rootbeer #my mind is telling me to not be bitter because this is stupid #but the rest of me is ignoring that and I'm going to go look for icecream in the freezer so fingers crossed

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