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eternaleve · 1 year
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Blaming the previous government for everything is politics 101 but might be slightly problematic when you were a key figure in that government
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thatsmimi · 2 years
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You're the soft art mutual! And lately you've started to become the "go to sleep yoggybloggy" mutual which I find hilarious. I hope yoggybloggy is getting their 8 hours of sleep
AHSLDFALWHE thanks aurel im very glad. :3
i think all my efforts to get @yoggybloggy to go to bed is in vain tho i don't think she does it half the time. however i will not stop and will not rest until she does <3
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seiya-starsniper · 10 months
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Could I humbly request a Dreamling 1 or 19 for the Soft™ fic prompt meme 👉👈 
1. slow dancing or 19. ‘it made me think of you.’ 
I somehow managed to fit both prompts in here 👀 👀 
Sorry for being slow about this one friendo, work’s been kicking my butt lately but hopefully this was worth it! <3 
Fic could be considered a companion piece to this fill, since I'm such a sucker for weddings ahaha.
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“Please welcome the newly wedded Gadlings!”
Hob pulls Dream excitedly through the entrance to the ballroom as soon as they’re introduced. They’re both flushed with excitement (and wine from the Dreaming) as they wave at all of Hob’s friends from his current life.
The crowd for their wedding reception is sizable, not nearly as large in attendance as their wedding in the Dreaming, but still large enough to cost Hob quite a bit of money in food and alcohol. He doesn’t care. The glowing and easy smile on Dream’s face is worth far more than any worldly currency.
“And now,” the DJ announces once they’ve reached the center of the room, “it’s time for the newly wedded couple’s first dance.”
The lights dim everywhere except for where they are standing. Hob pulls his husband (his husband) flush against his own body and wraps one arm around Dream’s waist, the other settling into his open palm. They move easily together once the piano intro begins to play, and Lionel Richie’s voice echoes throughout the room.
My love There's only you in my life
“You’ve always had a strange sense of humor,” Dream says, brow raised in amusement as they sway and step easily around one another. Hob knows Dream’s body like he knows his own breath, and it is little effort for him to step back and easily maneuver Dream into a quick twirl.
“Excuse you,” Hob says with mock offense as he pulls them back together. “Endless Love is a classic wedding song.”
“Is that so?” Dream asks, eyes literally glittering with stars and mouth turned up in a challenge.  
Hob nods assuredly. “It was Diana’s Ross’s best selling single,” he says, diving into his encyclopedic memory for music. Dream’s expression lights up as he continues to talk.
“Couldn’t escape this song on the radio back in the 80’s,” Hob continues. “It was nominated for a lot of awards. too. You could say it’s one of the defining songs of the decade,” he adds, then wrinkles his nose. “Film’s absolute shit though.” 
“You say that about many films,” Dream notes, probably remembering the time Hob had given him a twenty minute mini-rant on the origins of Tears in Heaven. Or maybe it was Can’t Help Falling in Love. Come to think of it, most of Hob’s favorite records were tie-ins to terrible movies. 
“Yes, well,” Hob shrugs before he pulls Dream closer to him. “Sometimes great music is made for shit films.” 
“So I take it ‘Endless Love’ is not on the list of your ‘must see films’, then?” Dream huffs, tilting his head playfully towards Hob.
“Not even close,” Hob grins before he leans and captures Dream’s lips with his own. The crowd around them erupts in applause and cheers.
When they pull away, Hob twirls Dream once before, before he tilts the Endless backwards into a dip. Dream’s back arches beautifully, and it steals Hob’s breath for a moment before he remembers to pull Dream back up. When their bodies are pressed together once more, Hob dips his head and admits a secret against Dream’s ear.
“I also may have picked this song because I’m a sap,” he whispers, grinning as he feels Dream shudder beneath him. “It made me think of you a lot, you know.”
“Did it?” Dream asks, pulling his head back to meet Hob’s gaze. 
Hob nods as he begins to mouth the next verse, his focus solely trained on Dream: 
And love, I'll be a fool for you, I'm sure You know I don't mind 'Cause you, you mean the world to me
“I think I’m beginning to see the appeal,” Dream says before he kisses Hob once more. 
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beefrobeefcal · 4 months
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Friendos, it is time for the first installment of...
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Theywhowriteandknowthings aka Knowy
@theywhowriteandknowthings was one of the first e-friendos I made on this site and has been a champion for me while I found my groove in my fic writing shoes. They were one of my first beta'ers for my works and offered super insightful & valuable input as well as their friendship. Their writing inspires me to keep pushing myself outside of the box and their encouragement makes it easy to do so!
Thank you, Knowy!
I-will-not-ask-you-where-you-came-from regards,
Beefro 👌🥩💜
Here's my Top 5 of @theywhowriteandknowthings work:
First Time's the Charm - Javi Gutierrez
This is the first fic I read of Knowy's and It came at me right before the Birth of Beefro. I was still loitering under my original tumblr account at the time and I wasn't even remotely looking at writing. But this fic led me into a deep dive into the Peepaw FF world and I never looked back - I have a massive soft spot for this fic, as well as it is very saucy!
Rendezvous in Reno - Dieter Bravo
NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. I have read this fic many a time and I enjoy it more and more each time [I got to beta it and MY FUCK! i felt truly blessed and highly favoured]. Jus everything - the reader is an erotica writer and Dieter is a fan, his fabulous underwear, his dirty mouth, and his ego... MY GOD HIS EGO! This one is fun and should NOT be read while you sit in the same room as your in-laws FYI.
Creep - CreepyNeighbour!Joel Miller
This right here is a work of art. I got to beta this work again and I was a naughty pigeon and did it at work. LET ME TELL Y'ALL - I WAS LEFT UNABLE TO PERFORM MY DUTIES AS REQUIRED AFTER READING THIS. I should have taken the rest of the day to lay down and think on my sins because GOD DAMN. 10 out of 10 beefs for Creep. 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩
The Princess & The Duke - StepDad!Dave York
Okay, okay, okay... this is the oom papa mow mow of Dave York is your stepdad fics and I will fight anyone who opposes it. I love this series and the way Knowy has written Dave THE WAY HE DESERVED TO BEGIN WITH. I love the gentle badass he is in this and I hope reader's mom chokes on a carrot as she gives a 'Deep Throating 101' class at the local community collage.
SNAFU - Shifter!Frankie Morales
And my fav (even though I'm not ranking)! The one that started it all. This fic is not how I found them, but it is what made me want to get to know them and pick their delicious brain. It's a Frankie Fiend's wet dream and I had no idea how enraptured I could be with a Shifter Universe! I screamed into my pillow like a teenager and kicked my legs gleefully thinking about how Frankie shared his chicken wings with IQ. I will die on the hill that is marked: KNOWY'S SNAFU IS BEST USE OF SHIFTER AU This is an ongoing series and whether we get a new chapter soon or not, we will always have Bear!Pope memes. 🐻💜
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Murder Daddy Kinktober 2023 - Sex Pollen/Pheromones Joel Miller x afab!Reader
Any & All Knowy's Miguel O'Hara fics Miguel O'Hara x afab!Reader
Whole Frankie Morales x afab!Reader x Santiago Garcia
Shore Leave Frankie Morales x afab!Reader x Santiago Garcia
Taungsdays, Am I Right? Din Djarin x afab!Reader
Hazy Days Din Djarin x afab!Reader
Breaking the Rules DBF!Joel Miller x afab!Reader
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shdwtouch · 1 month
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hey friendos ! just finished up a session of bg3 with my friends owo we finally got our modded origin run up and going so I'm excited ! I need to go grab some hydration real quick, but when I am back I am going to see to drafts and asks.
if you like this post I will write you a lil starter as well as send ya some memes. meme tags preferred but not necessary, and multis specifying is appreciated but also not necessary (I'll just pick whoever vibes from your must list <3)
lastly, feel free to add me on discord ( sealkii ) so we can chat ! just lmk who you are ! you're also more than welcome to message me on tumblr whenever owo
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DUN DUN!
You have been bitten by the mutual virus. To cure yourself, you must provide one reason why you follow each of your mutuals before sending this to others (whether mutuals or not) while in anon.
Good luck!
Oh my god. UHM OKAY. I'm just gonna go through my mutuals from order I followed them. (I'm not good at tttthhhhiiiisssss)
@artbykays - I'm not sure if they realize that we're mutuals or not. Which is fine, it doesn't really matter. But their art is chef kiss amazing. Like seriously, its thanks to them my simping increases.
@darlin-collins - They're funny, have you not seen the stuff they put out into the internet?
@dani-ya-dig - They're just very cool and funny. i tend to follow blogs that I find funny since laughter is the best medicine. They certainly have that.
@romeo-the-homeo - I like lurking through their content because it's very silly of them. (I almost threw my phone when I saw that they followed me back.)
@annahhopee - HER FICS DUDE! I don't know much more to say than that.
@clover-46 - David Shaw. (Real talk, I became moots with Mrs Shaw because we both wanted Redacted Mutuals to talk to. Also their art is scrumptious. I want more of it. I will lurk in her walls until she posts more of it. I will live like Bruno there, building my own civilization of rats while she believes that she is safe from me. She isn't. Not from me, and not from my husband. David Shaw isn't safe either. Vega and I are coming for you and David, Clover.) Can you tell she's one of my mutuals I'm closer to because I'm more comfortable being unhinged?
@frenchiefitzhere - I actually threw my phone when I saw she followed me. I follow her for the memes, the music, the fics. All of it. Also she said that she was sure that Cam would like my IKEA octopus that I named after him and I almost cried.
@/hufflepufff171 - Tumblr Live friendo :)
@itsyourstarboy - Another person that I had a mini freakout when I saw he followed me back. But he's funny as fuck. Also a fellow Guy enthusiast, which I'm happy about. Sometimes I throw anon asks at him and wonder if he knows. He probably does now, but he won't know who is an anon and who is me. MWAHAHAHAHAHA (also he said he liked my fics and I almost cried.)
@epsi-l0n - He's intimidating. I'm going to preface it by saying that. But he's also very funny and isn't afraid to say something that might get people riled up. Actually I'm 90% sure he thrives on chaos and can't live without it. Also he keeps people in the basement and I've been avoiding detection so I don't accidentally wind up in there.
@soup-scope - Their art is very eatable. My favorite breakfast. Nom nom. Whether it's "serious" art or memeable art. Favorite snack. Also they reblog really good stuff that I'm afraid I'd somehow miss otherwise. So they're going my dash a service. (I also stole their shoelaces when they weren't looking but don't tell them. >:D)
@itsrubesshawty - 1. Their blog aesthetic? I love it. I'm a sucker for the darker aesthetics (ironic since I decides to go with bright colors for mine, but I'm trying to make people's eyes bleed so they accidentally click the follow button because they can't see. Which I'm pretty sure is what happened to Rubes.) Also their headcanons are hilarious. I got hooked because of the phone one they graciously tagged me in.
@genderfluid-bastard - He finds reblog gold. LIke seriously, some real gold here. Not fools gold. Real gold.
I love my mutuals, even if I don't talk to them all the time because I'm scared of bothering them. :)
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sarahinara · 1 year
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it's like 230am and I've already taken my meds but let's see how coherent I can manage to make this.
first oof omg. okay but the like. conflating of maine and the meta (with sigma & eventually the others) and the meta (without the ais) within fandom is so?? like distressing lmao.
the fandom wiki goes on and on about he was ambitious and conniving and power hungry but I just feel like that's so unfair?
because looking at the leaderboard across seasons nine and ten, I think the main reasons for him climbing the board are due to other people's actions and then like. taking a bullet or twenty to protect the briefcase/carolina during the terrible no-good very-bad heist™, and then once sigma gets involved it sure does seem like he does a lot of whispering in maine's ear. (the whole 'sic him' moment will never not be unsettling asdfghjkl)
BUT! but sigma was supposed to be carolina's and she gives him up so that maine can still communicate with the group but like. a decent majority of them can Already make sense of what he's saying? and sigma obviously has his own agenda like friendo iunno if your interpretation of what maine Means to say is wholly accurate.
I'm gonna get to Washington in a hot minute I just have a lot of feelings ;__; because he's got creativity&ambition via carolina, and then fear and happiness from her too. and then theta was next I think?? then gamma and omega, and finally delta? the order he acquires them in aren't intentional I'm sure but it still has me feeling like the pepe silva meme.
and he has So Many all at once? I mean there's that whole 'oh he was power hungry and that's why he&sigma are scooping all of the ais and tech up' but there's also that like. is it so wrong to want them to all be together? in the scheme of things? do they talk with one another in his head? is it Almost like being part of a team again? when does the mental exertion start to melt his brain and hollow him out into the seemingly single minded Meta? what was it like to suddenly have them all gone again? alone alone alone in his head and he can't even properly use his equipment anymore. absolute bullet in the kneecap no wonder he's so petulant and sassy to wash in s8.
anyways. pfl strong silent aggro tank maine and messy rookie 5ever washington make my heart hurt. they both (wash later, mostly) have that hair trigger tip into sudden sharp violence and Yet that 'my friends are in danger gotta toss myself in front of oncoming bodily harm bc that's how I operate' aspect to them as well. how washington is the only one still sitting in the lecture room while sigma fiddles around with the concept of metastability. like what was That about. those moments in s8 where it's almost back to normal exasperated banter? you can't see it but wash is prolly making exasperated lil bitchfaces all the time?
the whole. whose idea was it to bring the meta back along on the epsilon retrieval quest. his brain is prolly fried and he can't use his armor properly and his more than a little unstable. was it the chairman? surely he must have seen some sort of flaw in sending him back out there. was it washington? insisting that the shell of one of his dear friends needed to tag along with him? was there a trade thrown in there somewhere for maine's sake? would he have wasted away in some unsc prison somewhere if not?
wash knew the meta was likely going to try some nonsense when it came to epsilon (and later beta) and yet!!! and yet they're still a team and duoship weird not quite wary friends again not quite perfectly civil work partners. breaks my HEART!
anyways ;__;
okok putting my thoughts under a read more because this got long LMAO
pre-sigma maine (+wash)
YES justice for pre-sigma maine. when it come to the freelancers and the leaderboard, the only ones who reeeeeally cared about the rankings (that we saw) were carolina, south, and ct. the others mention it at points (york and north had a short convo about it), but they have the most reactions to changes/their placements on the board.
but maine? the guy who just does his job of kicking ass when asked? he’s not the one trying to jump off buildings and compete against his fellow agents (a la carolina after tex shows up), nor does he push himself to perform in the field (a la york after his eye injury). you’re absolutely right that maine probably  climbs the leaderboard because he’s just good at what he does.
I think that’s partially why I love the maine+wash duo so much—neither of them played to the project’s machinations of the leaderboard. wash comments so. many. times. about the absurdity of what they’re doing that partnering with maine is probably a breath of fresh air. no-nonsense, you-charge-ahead-I’ll-cover-the-field, oh-right-my-trackers-thanks—they know their strengths, that they’re good, and don’t need a leaderboard to tell them that.
post-sigma maine aka the meta
sigma is absolutely the source of any ambition for power in maine. at this point, the other AIs in use were omega, gamma, delta, and theta; tex probably didn’t talk to anyone about omega, gamma was just sorta odd, delta was calm but logical, and theta was unassumingly cute. maine didn’t have any reason to be overly cautious about sigma when he first got him, and sigma probably kept up pretences during their initial days in order to gain maine’s trust.
and then he has this AI, this piece of hardware wired into his brain and every thought—maybe sigma doesn’t interpret for maine 100% correctly, but he’s able to convince maine that he does. maybe sigma oversteps his boundaries as an AI, and goes down neural pathways he shouldn’t. then, when sigma whispers to maine, how is maine supposed to know if it’s the AI’s thoughts or his own?
I like to think that maybe that’s why he was able to have multiple fragments at once and still function, unlike carolina. whereas eta and iota kept to the AI-designated areas of their freelancer, sigma had such a handle on maine that his want to become human became maine’s as well, because suddenly he realizes that he feels the fragmentation as much as his AI does.
with each fragment he collects, maybe maine feels more whole despite the strain he’s putting on his body. each new voice in his head is like him remembering how to feel—happiness, fear, trust. when they talk to each other, it’s just like any other time he’s rationalized with himself.
this is when maine becomes the meta. when “maine”—everything he was before sigma was implanted—just becomes another fragment of the alpha, desperate for the other pieces that they lost. I don’t think meta is hollow-minded necessarily, but just an amalgamation that transforms maine away from what he once was.
post-meta maine (+wash)
the EMP goes off and it is so quiet.
I think maine is left reeling, still feeling like a fragment despite all biological evidence to the contrary, and doesn’t remember how to be human anymore. his combat abilities are deeply-ingrained muscle memory, but his thoughts? his emotion? the AIs were so intertwined with his mind that every flare of feeling is new and alarming.
then he meets S8 wash, and it only makes it so much worse. because the angry, betrayed man in front of maine is so conflicting with who he remembers, and he doesn’t have the capacity to process that. wash gives him an order and it’s so familiar and maine knows that he should trust wash, that he wouldn’t have hesitated once upon a time, but his mind is broken and all he can focus on is how quiet it is why can’t I trust you why can’t you trust anyone—
why does maine go with wash to search for epsilon? I think they’re both loose ends for freelancer, but neither with any lingering love for the project. wash is tired of it all; maine is a lost man wandering through each day. wash offers his efforts in exchange for his freedom; maine is offered freedom in exchange for his efforts. the chairman pairs them together because the records are clear—they were a good team, and they won’t come anywhere near freelancer after this.
I think if their goal was anything else, if they weren’t dealing with AIs, then maybe wash and maine could’ve come out from their mission a little better for it. his friend is broken but he’s here, and wash learns how to trust again when he feels that white armor pressing against his back in a firefight; his friend is broken but he’s here, and maine finds his own voice again when they’re killing time between objectives. with time, they both feel less alone.
but they were hunting epsilon, and this is maine’s chance to feel whole again, like how he felt when he had the fragments filling his head. there is no downtime, no chance for either of them to heal with their mission looming over their heads. maine might work with wash throughout S8, but when the opportunity presents itself to collect epsilon and beta? the opportunity to be human again?
he never had a choice.
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salomeslashes · 1 year
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Salome: An Introduction
I used to be erotichorror, but then I moved house. Gonna be interesting trying to find all my friendos again, but at least now this is my main so you'll know if we're mutuals?
Writing masterlists are at the bottom of this post. Sorry to make things hard.
Silly blog= @salomemes
Non-whump sideblog= @actnormalsalome
A03 = somethingsalome
Name Donation Bin here. (MINORS DO NOT DONATE! I will not use your name.)
My gorgeous icon was created by @scarletfish8eta and I love it so much. SO much.
If you want to be on a tag list for something let me know! I've never done tag lists before, but no time like the present.
Info below the cut. I don't like a long pinned post, honestly.
Hello! I'm Salome. I like reading, writing, knitting, memes, and cold blooded, sadistic [imaginary] murder. I am 33 years old, nonbinary (they/them), and married to the lovely Alice (also they/them, and tragically not on Tumblr).
I am very friendly, for an absolute monster, and my inbox is always open for tomfoolery! I was on Tumblr for a number of years then vanished and came back to the same URL, so if my name sounds familiar you probably knew me when.
I am still growing more comfortable with whump lingo, but I am learning! Also worth mentioning, I will chitty chat about this stuff all day long, but I will not role play anymore, because I am monogamously married and my spouse is the only real person I'm allowed to fake murder. (They let me fake murder them! I'm so lucky.)
Here are some bullet lists of things my writing will and will not contain, followed by a masterlist of masterlists.
Things I love:
Blood and gore (I wanna see what your insides look like).
Cannibalism.
Dismemberment, decapitation, disemboweling. (Basically my "Live Laugh Love" tbh.)
Captivity.
Noncon/dubcon (sexual or nonsexual).
Murders and executions.
Helpless, terrified whumpees.
Things I'm curious about or want to write more of:
Tiny whump (as in grown up adults who are miniature).
Choose your own adventure whump.
Fantasy whump.
Ongoing series (I have way too many ideas).
Soft limits (may be included but very unlikely):
Female whumpee with male whumper.
Hard limits (you will never see them here):
Whump involving minors.
Scat.
Animal abuse.
WRITING MASTERLISTS:
Stories on my old blog (Some are not well tagged, and some will be moved over here eventually. But yeah. Enjoy?)
Snips and Snaps (drabbles, etc.)
Boss (ongoing series)
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sclvged · 11 days
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𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!
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NAME : Katers! I've also gone by Catie here though. Just my nickname.
PRONOUNS : she/her, feel free to use they/them if it's easier for you though !! I don't mind.
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : i LOVE communicating OOC. In fact, being close OOC drums up my muse. I'm obsessed with plotting a million threads. i highly prefer discord over tumblr ims and sometimes i'll rp there too! also I just want to be your friend sooo
NAME OF MUSE(S) : Bobby Singer (canon) and Allie Smith (OC).
BEST EXPERIENCE : I have my best experience nearly everyday here with my friendos. 💛💛💛 but I must admit that the backup I had yesterday with the anon hate was so, so heartwarming.
RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : Pressing for replies or pushing for specific outcomes in threads (let the river flooow - totally different from plotting). Also plot plot plot! It's tough for plotting to be one-sided. Usually I don't have a ton of dealbreakers other than that. Though, if I can tell you're only interested in Bobby and not Allie then I'll shake my head and feel meh about our threads.
MUSE PREFERENCES : Multifaceted, flawed muses with a theme of found family and deep loyalty.
PLOTS OR MEMES : Plotting 100%. I love plotting and getting invested in our characters. Sometimes I'm in and out of messaging because of life but right now I seem to be coming back in full swing! Memes are lovely too but I really thrive in intricate plots and screaming about our connections. Plus I'm obsessed with pinterest (and long threads)
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Usually long but I really enjoy adjusting to my partner's preference. Some enjoy one-liners, just dialogue, or a short paragraph and that's okay! The interaction is still a blessing. 💛 If we all had the time in the world I'd even go as far as to say I'd lean into novella more.
BEST TIME TO WRITE : it's up in the air for me. Sometimes it's during the day, sometimes the weekends, sometimes evenings, sometimes 3am with my raggedy face in front of the screen.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : I like to think so! Bobby certainly comes from my inner need to protect those around me and give home to the people that I love. I also have a found family dynamic in my life, so it is easy to pull him from my experiences. Allie is my baby and we have a lot in common - I'm not afraid to say that, but mainly because her character is a parallel for women's issues and how trauma changes us overtime. The experience of womanhood and the treatment of women in media. Plus, I'm also flirty and funny. (and obviously humble)
TAGGED BY: @murderdeals
TAGGING: @kindofuneven, @bloodybcrbie, @bloodsalted, @ruinedmyself, @qapsiel, @snnynatural, @tobeblamed, @unbearablyindifferent, @citizenstarlight, @innerwar
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jannwrites · 1 year
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film ask meme : NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2006) directed by ETHAN & JOEL COEN.
a selection of lines from the 2006 film no country for old men. modified slightly for rp purposes.
he said he knew he was going to hell.
i always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job.
you can say it's my job to fight it but i don't know what "it" is anymore
a man would have to put his soul at hazard.
okay. i'll be part of this world.
would you hold still, please?
where's the last guy?
i reckon i'd go out the way i came in.
what? quit hollerin'.
you don't need to know everything.
fine. i don't wanna know. i don't even wanna know where you been all day.
somethin' i forgot to do. i'll be back.
what business is it of yours where i'm from, friendo?
is that what you're asking me? is there something wrong with anything?
you need to call it. i can't call it for you. it wouldn't be fair. it wouldn't even be right.
you been putting it up your whole life. you just didn't know it.
look, i got to know what i stand to win.
things happened. i can't take 'em back.
well. old age flattens a man.
you think this guy has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that are hunting him?
how'd you find it?
he's a psychopathic killer but so what? there's plenty of them around.
you seem pretty sure of yourself.
there's somebody looking for me.
i'm not going to hurt you.
i'm guessin' this is not the future you pictured for yourself.
don't worry. i'm not the one that's after you.
what is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?
maybe you should be worried about me.
you're not cut out for this.
we don't have to do this.
do you have any idea how goddamn crazy you are?
you need to come see me.
you know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
yeah, i'm goin' to bring you something all right. i've decided to make you a special project of mine.
there's a question. whether they stopped bein'. and when.
it's the tide. it's the dismal tide. it is not one thing.
i used to think i could at least some way put things right. i don't feel that way no more.
sometimes i think they're pretty much a ghost.
all the time you spend tryin' to get back what's been took from you there's more goin' out the door. after a while you just try and get a tourniquet on it.
when did they die?
i was already gone.
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redgentleengie · 10 months
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𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍!
★ NAME: Ben
★ PRONOUNS: He/him
★ BEST RP EXPERIENCE: On this blog, a small novella that never got finished. Sorry, Alice. We'll never know if bats truly do eat cats.
★ PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: Tumblr DMs! If I'm awake, I'll see them.
★ MOST ACTIVE MUSE: Jonathan, I guess, by merit of being the only one on this blog. Lol
★ EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS: On Tumblr, I couldn't tell you. I messed up and wiped the blog clean back in 2018, so over 5 years of experience, probably close to 7. All in all, I'm going to guess 10 years total experience across the internet.
★ RP PET PEEVES: Can't say I have any peeves, really. Sure, I have the blog rules I do for a reason, but the interactions I get have all been stellar in that regard. Well done, y'all. <3
★ PLOTS OR MEMES: Memes are always a good way to get something rolling, but I must admit I am weak for a good plot. One of my favorite threads can be summed up as, "hey, what if our muses pined for each other for three threads spanning multiple in-thread weeks? 😈" and the payoff was delightful. xD That said, I know many people are not prone to plotting (for every one mutual that I plot with, there's probably twenty I don't, lol), so please don't feel like you need to force something. Send a meme or like a starter and we'll have fun. :)
★ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: Honestly, yes. Happy to sit on the sidelines and let others enjoy the limelight, but not afraid to speak our piece when the opportunity arises. Happiest when we're building others up, because life's best when lived with others. Possibly a need to be needed, honestly. If you let us sit around and think all day, we would. Tomorrow, however, the itch to do something would be strong. Content with where we are, but always excited for something better.
★ TAGGED BY: @monmuses (thanks as always, friendo!)
★ TAGGING: everyone who reads this, because it's 1 am and I need sleep.
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stephicness · 10 months
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Hey haven't seen you around stranger, I moved back to Tumblr from Twitter so I wanted to see how you were doing. It's been a long time since we last talked (we were in the ffxv server back then, boy time flies) just wanted to wish you well and hope to see you around! - Ness
Ah! When was this sent??? It's been a million and five years, but why they no tell me when I get an ask from folks! Tumblr, please-!
But hello, friendo! I too have been MIA from most social media things, as moving and life events kept me away. Got soaked up with Code Vein and Elden Ring for a good portion of time. Been REALLY big on Dungeons and Dragons lately, because the stories with friends have been a delight. I'm moving again here soon, trying to focus on rebuilding my portfolios. I wrote for a small couple of indie games too, so I've been really proud of that!
Oh! And I got a dog and a cat. :D Goodest boys.
But beyond that, I'm here and lurking about again! Like FFXV before, I surface onto Tumblr because I'm not just stoked about playing FFXVI, but I'm ready to meme the hell out of it. It's going to be delightful! I just gotta wait for a little bit because I don't wanna be that jerk that spoils things beyond out of context posts about butts and crying, you know?
I hope you're well too! Sorry for the late response! I'll be lurking about here more, so feel free to come by anytime to say hello or drop an ask! :D
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aparticularbandit · 1 year
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I shall give you a character, and that character will be...!
Jessica Rabbit. *wiggles eyebrows*
untitled? ask? meme?
it's because you knew i was writing jess stuff isn't it i'm taking a break from writing jess stuff to answering jess memes it's like 2014 up in here again wow
003 | Give me a character & I will tell you
How I feel about this character: You really. You really just going to ask me this one. You really just gonna ask me a question I can write a book on how I feel about Jessica Rabbit and how she deserved exactly nothing I put her through and really she is happy for me to not be writing her anymore because it means she's not in pain but she's still around do you know I have a character in a book named in homage to her do you know I named one of my kittens after said character do you know that I now have a pet literally named after her without being named after her that is the biggest deal that is the big cheese that is so important I don't even write her anymore and yet I'm sitting here answering this question taking a break from writing a fic to give a character a potentially happy ending because I actually can even though it has been YEARS since I wrote her Jessica Rabbit keeps finding her way into my fandoms even when I switch them do you know she was in one of the first fics I wrote for Roisa do you know that I had an entire arc based around her do you know that she just--
All the people I ship romantically with this character: YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO ANSWER THIS ONE FRIENDO?! -SOBS- We're doing best hits because I'm not gonna go into all of the Jess ships. YOU ARE CRUEL. Roger, obviously. Like. Duh. The Jess/Scully ship wrecked me, and I miss it. So much. SO MUCH. (Also if we're throwing blame, I'm gonna blame @fictionpenned because I can.) And I will not elaborate because I honestly don't think I can. The Jess/Regina ship ALSO wrecked me, and I blame @notoriousjae for this entirely. I also will not elaborate here except to say that Claude didn't deserve half of what we put him through. I miss Ducky and our Jess/Annie and Jess/Evanora ships. The soulmate timer universe I keep going back to was created for Jess/Annie, and they were cute together. I miss the vulnerability of Evanora with Jess. (Alana shall not be mentioned because that is OC!Jess and her relationship with actual Jessica Rabbit was so fucking toxic that I can't actually ship it. Like we literally had to create another alternate universe to make up for the shit we did to those two.)
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Jess/Eddie. Give me more Jess and Eddie things. Always give me more Jess and Eddie things. (Also Shadow. OBVIOUSLY. I MISS THEIR BANTER. SO MUCH.)
My unpopular opinion about this character: I know that the Jess is Ace headcanon is really popular, and I love it, you know as an ace who writes Jessica Rabbit, I love this headcanon, and I hold it dearly to my heart...but also it is not my headcanon, Jess is pan, she was created with a very specific purpose and being pan fits with how she was designed. I love your headcanon very much please keep it I love Jess as an ace icon, mine just isn't. ><
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: ...in the movie? Honestly, I don't want changes to movie Jess. She's great. That was an excellent movie. I would not add anything to that. The book is its own special form of.... It's a weird fucking book, y'all. Not bad, just. Weird. Good? Subjectively? Disney kept...names, mostly, and the barest of bare concepts (Jess is still humanoid, Roger is still a rabbit, Herman is still a baby, and Eddie is still a detective) and that is about it the plot is entirely different the book is about finding out who killed Roger and there is no Judge Doom it is so wild but I don't...know if...I would change it...either? I'd have to reread the book to think of things to change. (JESS DESERVES BETTER IN THE BOOK, TOO, ACTUALLY.) And honestly...I don't really - like I'd love more WFRR stuff but I don't think...I don't think it would capture what the original did. So I actually...don't have an answer for this one. Whoops?
My OTP: Don't make me choose, I literally have one Jess funko pop between Scully and Roger and another (different) Jessica figurine between Scully and Regina (and yes I guess this means Scully gets both of them, don't judge me) like. Don't make me choose between them. (I love Jess/Roger, but it's Jess/Regina and Jess/Scully I have a hard time choosing between.)
My OT3: ...did I have an OT3 for Jess? ...I don't really think...the ships I mentioned above...have OT3 potential. Roger is way too jealous for that (Jess could share Roger; Roger couldn't share Jess). I mean. OT3 doesn't have to be sexual in nature, so then, like, Roger/Jess/Eddie would be...yeah? Kind of? (But also I'm feeling intrigued by the idea of a Jess/Alana/Scully thing because like. There's potential in that. Would have smoothed out some things. Remember how Jess actually went to therapy and it didn't fix anything and actually in fact made things worse because I DO. Reasons you don't have sex with your therapists, kids; it might just add to their trauma and end up with them turning into a cannibal.) Actually, I could conceivably Annie/Jess/Evanora because there are some interesting things that could be played around with in that, but then that gets weird because Annie and Evanora were twin sisters - or probably would have been if they were both involved (their verses were usually separate, so it wasn't an issue), so it would be more Jess being involved with both of them. I could bring Haruko back, but that's a bad plan. You know what, actually, Miyo and Jess could easily be open to a third person. Can I just say I don't know? Because I don't know.
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ophiethehousewife · 2 months
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cafe ask meme!
Mint Tea : How do you relax? Italian Soda : Describe your dream date
^^
Thank you for the ask, friendo 💗
Mint Tea: It kinda depends, honestly? Usually by reading or playing games, but even just spending time around people that I feel safe with is a good way to get me to relax (and conk out).
Italian Soda: Mm, well, I should preface this by saying that I am ridicuously easy to please. So honestly, just dining me and giving me attention would be enough to classify as "ideal" to me. Buuuut...
I am a huge sucker for window shopping. It'd be fun to just walk around, visit various stores, look at antiques, try on clothes, stuff like that. Maybe have something halfway active, like bowling or go to one of those axe throwing places (they look like fun! And I'm not just saying that so I can throw axes at things. ...mostly). Lunch/supper at a nice little place (again, easy to please, so if the food is good, I could quite literally care less about expense, as long as I can shovel it into my pie hole). And then, maybe heading home and cuddling while gaming or watching something, with appropriate amounts of smooching, groping. I am fully on board with laying in between legs, my back against their chest, and letting them grope at my breasts and kiss my neck (huge weak spot!) while we do whatever. Of course, the smexy stuff is optional, I'm just down to having fun and pal-ing around.
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selfsaving · 6 years
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