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landwriter · 2 years

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thinking about writing a 250k established relationship dreamling fic spanning centuries of dream keeping a diary of soft vignettes about his husband hob and their lives together just so I can title it My Immortal

#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #i'm really sorry you had to read this post #if i had a dime for every longfic concept i came up with exclusively for the sake of one joke #i'd have two dimes #add this to the pile with the cat

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monster-noises · 11 months

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I live on the fifth floor of a building

Just had a Large and Heavy Bug land on my pillow after appearing from Seamingly Nowhere and i took him down an elevator ride and put him outside

but i am FLABBERGASTED about how this small creature entered my Home

#monster noises #if i had a dime for everytime i was Gently assailed by a large bug today #i'd have two dimes #which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

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victorinoxghoul · 1 year

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top ten strangest things i've been asked to draw: #9

#fisherman's art #Wolfgang (oc)#he's been injured way more than 3 times but shhh we ignore that #if i had a dime for every time i showed wolfgang to a friend and then they immediately asked me to draw some raunchy shit with him #i'd have two dimes #beginning to suspect a pattern #not sure how to feel #wait i forgot #tw scars #cw scars #okay all is well love & peace

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nastasya--filippovna · 6 months

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I know I should be writing part 2 of my meta but here's a little something instead.

Enjoy!

Is it just me or does Scrooge McDuck actually look like David Tennant.

#the resemblance is uncanny #david tennant #ducktales #scrooge mcduck #doctor who #tenth doctor #10th doctor #if I had a dime for every time DT was in one of my favorite shows/movies I'd have a lot of dimes #funny memes #doctor who memes #ducktales meme #it's the 3D glassed for me #did anyone else notice that scrooge is wearing two glasses #DUCKS #that's what water slides of #they probably have ears. that's how they hear other ducks #and don't feed them bread you idiots!#frozen peas

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qqchurch · 4 months

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i love vampire yuri, i wish it was real

#qq posts #if i had a dime for every time a vampire has to kiss a girl to get blood in anime i'd have two dimes #which means i need to watch more vampire stuff #qq watches: the eminence in shadow

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zombified-queer · 1 year

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Rereading SCP-2480 and my man really said, "Well cool story but have you considered doing DMT in the middle of this town?" and he did NOT wait for an answer.

#Dr. Calixto Narváez really went for it #'alright i'm doing dmt and telling my assistant wtf is wrong with this town'#sarkicism: if all else fails do drugs about it #if i had a dime for every time an scp researcher went 'drug time' i'd have like two dimes but it's weird it happened twice #maybe stop doing those things yeah?

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hauntingblue · 1 year

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Jeffrey Wright is so good at being besties with another man in fiction

#if i had a dime.... I'd have two dimes but its weird that it happened twice #bernard x stubbs the shows truest otp #ignore my dolores teddy posting #westworld #watching westworld #talking tag #also batman x gordon you know

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oborofollower7 · 2 years

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SPOILERS FOR BOOKWORM-BLOGS FIC "Back To Me"

AFO everytime he sees Oboro in @bookworm-blogs fic "Back To Me"

#if i had a dime for everytime AFO killed Oboro i'd have two dimes #which isnt a lot but it's ironic it happened twice #pls read it yall its really good #follower 7 speaks #oboro fic recs

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scalpel-mom-mori · 2 months

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there is something about his absolute boyfailure -despite-being-a-grown-man charms you understand

#if i had a dime for every time it happened I'd have at least two dimes #gaku and itaru my beloveds #they suck <3

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the-acid-pear · 7 months

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Gonna try some edibles today. Kinda tempted to do so while watching Tusk.

#luly talks #my dad said I'd try em while watching saw or something but like. i fucking hate the two movies we have left #jigsaw is too big of a slug and spiral well i just hate change y'know? WIJVYEVYDJBRVY #but now TUSK... well I've said it already i gotta meet my wife's boyfriend #speaking of my cancelled wife today Hola by Miranda came up and i was like oh I'd make a fancam w this song #MUÑECA TE LO RUEGO APRETAME LA BOCA Y DIME OH OH OH OH OHOHOHOH OH OHOH!

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gallusrostromegalus · 8 months

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Basically. I got screwed.

I am very sorry for how relatively quiet this blog has been but I've been dealing with a very unpleasant situation the last few months, and now I need help.

Essentially, I tried to help someone out, and she took advantage of me, and I have no way to recoup my losses.

Earlier this year, I moved into a new house. Before we sold the old house, a Now-Former friend ran into some trouble and was about to become homeless with pets and a small child. Not wanting them to be on the street, we offered to hold off selling the old house so she could stay there for a little while, if she could pay the cost of the mortgage on that house (because I could afford one mortgage but not two) while we helped her find somewhere more permanent.

I was not making money from this- since I was still paying the utilities and property taxes, I was actually losing money, but willing to soak that in order to help her save up and get her on her feet.

Instead, she:

Never Paid a Dime towards covering the mortgage costs like she agreed ($12,000 for the nine months she was there)

Trashed the house ($500 dump fees for the trash alone)

Let her pets piss and shit all over the house ($1,500 bio hazard cleanup, $4000 to replace the carpet and other damaged flooring)

Caused an electrical issue in the garage ($900 to repair)

Broke the washer, dryer and refrigerator ($2500 to replace)

Broke the fence ($1000 to repair)

When I told her I could no longer financially support her and that I needed to sell the old house, she illegally squatted there for a solid three months and I had to hire a lawyer and actually take her to court to get her to leave ($2,500)

The resulting stress has been, as you can imagine, stressful.

So stressful, in fact, that it aggravated a the medical conditions my husband had and made him extremely sick. He had to go to the hospital and take time off work to recover. Now the health insurance is trying to weasel out of paying his short-term disability claim.

So net, this woman has managed to cost me around $25,000 and that's not taking into account the missed paychecks and medical expenses. I do not have $25,000, and until at least $13,000 of that is spent to repair the damage she did, I legally cannot sell the house to even begin to recoup my losses.

Theoretically, I could sue this woman, but she doesn't have any money and it would be me paying even more money I don't have to get... Nothing. So I'm asking for help to cover the costs of getting the old house ready to sell, my husband's medical expenses, and other expenses incurred by this debacle:

If you can help out in any way-share, donate spare change, anything- I'd be extremely grateful.

Thank you.

#signal Boost #fundraiser #original post edited for clarity

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nullsgameart · 1 year

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A Magic Trick

- Pokémon Violet (2022)

#gaming #nullsfunnyshots #pokémon #pokémon scvi #pokémon violet #pokemon scvi spoilers #Pokémon glitch #pokémon iono #if I had a dime for every time a Pokémon character was missing I'd have two dimes #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #the other time was in BDSP #I'll have to find that image in my messages to share that

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the-demi-jedi · 6 months

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If I had a dime for every ultra-badass, powerful, genderqueer Asian (anti)heroine who is on a path of vengeance against men who wronged her and who fights using an extraordinary weapon made of exaterrestrial material, I'd have two dimes, which isn't a lot but it's awesome it happened twice.

#iron widow #blue eye samurai #wu zetian #mizu blue eye samurai

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boycunt-boycock-boyslut · 2 years

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if im wrong about one more thing i might choke and die

#if i had a dime i was right about something. i'd have like fucking two because im just **that stupid.**#haha funny joke sometimes but also i feel like shit #vomiting mothz

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aestriiyazar · 5 months

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I'm sorry for having to do this again, but my mother recently guilt tripped me to give her basically every dime I have for car repairs, I literally moved 2k miles away from her and she still finds a way to manipulate me

I have 11 dollars to my name and the money I gave to her was birthday money, I have basically nothing

If you would be so kind, and I know it's that time of the year where people aren't doing so hot, but if you could send even a dollar my way I'd appreciate it so very much

even if you just reblog that would do wonders you have no idea

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thedomesticanthropologist · 7 months

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As a person with sexual trauma I actually really Vibe with the Drow Scene at the Brothel with Astarion and I wanna talk about my own experience to show how I relate.

When I'm not the one initiating, all sexual or romantic or intimate contact gets immediately translated into assault by my brain. That means if my partner of 18 years gropes my boob in the morning with a tired, affectionate grab, I may get caught off guard and snap, accusing them of crossing boundaries or otherwise "over" reacting, wherein I have to back peddle as soon as I can back off and secure myself mentally and physically out of reach.

But. If I am in the mood, I will crawl all over my partner, I'll touch, I'll invite touch, everything from gentle to rough- unless I get triggered. If I get triggered, I'll shut down halfway through whatever is going on. Mentally, I'll find myself in an escapist fantasy that is also sexual, change the partner that I'm with or who I am in my head, but my body tends to go kind of numb, I tend to go kind of limp. However,

During these situations, it doesn't always mean I want my partner to stop. It's frustrating for me to have these reactions, but I can get really upset if my partner backs off when I want to see the act "through" even if I'm not "in it". And that becomes a discussion of consent, as well as a really complex mental gymnastics situation where my partner has to decide if they want to continue when I'm kinda checked out, and I have to decide if I want to continue too.

Sometimes if my partner decides to stop because I'm not having fun, I can get angry. At myself, at them. It's not rational, it's angry at "the situation" and not them. Maybe I want to see you finish, but maybe I'll cry afterward.

The point with the Drow and Astarion is he wanted to try,he promised he would dip out if he didn't want to see it through, and he dissociated midway and didn't dip out like he said he would. This is sooooo real. Sometimes I don't want to stop even when I feed Bad and it's going Bad. That's a WHOLE can of worms for sexual trauma survivors and I know some people will resonate with it.

Maybe it'll affect what choices he makes next time. Maybe he won't try an orgy again. Maybe he will, and maybe it'll go bad again, but maybe he wants to explore even when things go bad. Or maybe he will go celibate for two years and not even want your hand on his unclothed skin, but he still wants you to be with him.

I'm just saying it's messy. Sexual trauma is messy. The mental parts and the physical parts. It may make your partner unsure because you switch on a dime, you're unpredictable, some things you want wholeheartedly one moment set you off in the negative the next.

I'd love to see more exploration of how hard his journey with himself could be on Tav, honestly, because people are being SO CAREFUL in their writing with making sure they don't make a single "mistake" in supporting Astarion, and it's sooooo sweet but

Give me messy. Give me grey area. Give me hurt feelings and miscommunication and bad moods and meltdowns. It's realistic, and it's okay to write about these things. //Yes you can reblog this

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion romance

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