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#i’m so fucking sorry
wigglyscardigan · 6 months
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dragondart · 1 year
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Fuck it. How the boys would text except none of these are good and I’m making fun of all of them:
Sky: He doesn’t respond to anything in group chats unless he is directly asked to, instead he just reacts to everything with the heart emoji. That being said he’s the king of DMing you to talk about drama in the group chat well it’s happening. Responds to things with gifs.
Four: You’re either getting a single emote response or an essay, nothing in between. Also sends 100 texts every time he talks because he presses send whenever he’s done with a sentence. You have to mute him for your own sanity.
Time: Texts in complete “teenage internet lingo” from the 2000s. Think things like ROFL and LMK like he’s still using a flip phone and trying to save on letters. He’s also likes using one letter words and mixing numbers in (C U 2nite).
Wind: Texts just like Time but bump the timeline up to the 2010s. Just look up the Danny Gonzales video “The Tea”, that’s what he sounds like. He does ironically to make fun of Time but he’s not sure it’s working.
Warriors: Types like he’s writing a professional email all the time. It’s extremely off putting. Likes really old school memes and doesn’t get why Legend keeps telling him to stop sharing them.
Twilight: Types mostly normal but has early 2010s tumblr-isms peppered in. Stuff like pupper and smol bean. He also unironically uses the OwO emotes.
Wild: Like Wind his texting style was meant to be a joke but unlike Wind he can’t actually stop it anymore. He now unironically says poggers and cap. He also keeps saying nonsensical shit in hopes that it becomes some sort of inside joke or meme.
Legend: *read at 2:30am.* *Sends a meme to the group chat and says nothing else.* He also has a horrid habit of calling people to talk unprompted and he will hit you with the “I know you’re online answer me” text if you ignore him.
Hyrule: Types like a tiktoker. Also is a tiktoker. If he’s not doing that he’s playing Pictionary with the sheer amount of emojis he’s using. Keysmashes.
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intheshadowsbehindyou · 6 months
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This might not be a regular rq u get but I’ve always imagined that if there was indeed a woman on the team, she’d be more of a (big)sister figure to the (younger)guys. Like she shows scout how to PROPERLY give flowers to Miss Pauling- how to cut and arrange them and stuff. Or like Pyro shows her a drawing they did of the two of them together and she’s like “it’s going on the fridge RIGHT NOW”. Maybe with the older, more mature ones, she’s just a sister in general, rough housing and playing around- but still being that sense of comfort. Ya feel? I don’t know. Thank you!!
An older sisterly merc?? sign me the fuck up. Imagine her scolding Pyro for eating dirt off the floor and accidentally rizzing Engineer because he’s into milfs or some shit. (Am I the only one who feels like Engineer is a milf guy?) Big booba from older lady make his neurons activate. that’s probably why his sorry ass helps the administrator stay alive. What a shameful fucking mama’s boy. If she punched him in the fucking face he’d instinctively thank her, followed by a cartoonish exchange: “WHAT?” “NOTHIN.” “NO, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY” “NOTHIN”
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whyispaflsoaddicting · 5 months
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wait holy shit it’s Yura’s birthday wtf ummmmmm I’m so sorry I forgor just have this
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shot-by-cupid · 3 months
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IF. I. SPEAK.
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Lord have mercy…..
My lips are sealed. I am not saying a WORDDDDD.
God I want him I mean what who said that
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sp00kysk3lly · 11 months
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Maybe I'm just difficult
Maybe I'm impossible
Maybe I'm just one step over the edge
You're one foot out the door
Maybe I'm emotional
Too much to handle
Or
Maybe I'm unlovable
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cyborg-sabi · 4 months
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Going through your old follower list is so wild. Like “there’s an icon I used to see every day” but they haven’t posted since 2018, or you realize just how long you’ve been with your mutuals, or see the blog of someone you used to be friends with but never hear from anymore. I scrolled past tons of moved or abandoned blogs. I looked at blogs I thought were dead, only to find out that they’re still active! I just keep missing their posts.
The one that got me though is a friend who’s blog has been inactive for years. They’re still doing well. I cat sit for them a few months ago because we ended up living in the same city.
But the last post they reblogged was some stupid as fuck meme from me.
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lostryu · 6 months
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shoutout to the lady that told me “i think i fell in love with you” when i lifted her 70LB dog onto the scale. i’m so sorry that i just said “okay!” and ran
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youngerfrankenstein · 11 months
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The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell.
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octavare · 2 years
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JUST BECAUSE YOU COULD DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD.
THAT BEING SAID
HERE’S ENGINEER TF2 IN CORPSE PAINT
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hazardtosoceity · 3 months
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Just would like to mention the fact that in my au, Dr. Rabbit is mentally four (just wanna point out that my keyboard’s thingy ma jig thought I was saying mentally unstable) because of the fact he is supposed to be a replacement for David (who is four), just thought that would be fun to mention (and also really angsty when you realize this mentally four sentient virus was trained to kill when he was mentally a toddler, why do I keep on saying mentally like he has a physically (that isn’t Gregory bc that’s not really him))
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purgatorily · 6 months
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i love jared hopworth
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natsubun · 2 years
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So apparently Aira and Mizuno share a voice actor
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lazuliamin · 9 months
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Belated posting this here after posting it on twitter a few days ago and man.
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Ok so I just realized that Peter Jessop voices the one guy you help save at the beginning of modern warfare two after the helicopter is shot down when you go after Hassan. Needless to say, it’s in my head that whenever I hear Peter’s voice, I think of Paladin Danse from Fallout 4….so I was running with this guy quoting things that Danse would say like “outstanding” and “Good work, don’t leave anything behind” and “Ad Victoriam”
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shot-by-cupid · 3 months
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Staci makes worst post ever, asked to leave her own discord server
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