Ok but like imagine the shenanigans that smol bebe dragon Druk and Hawky get into. Like zukka outfit an entire wing of the palace (there’s a lot of extra space ok) just for their Growing Boys and like what if they forgot to tell visiting dignitaries about this wing and they just,,,, stumbled upon a dragon and a messenger hawk play fighting in the middle of the fucking fire palace
Pre-Miguel redemption scene that I don't have time to draw:
Miles jumps on Miguel's back and starts punching him while Miguel flails around to throw him off but can't reach him since miles webbed his eyes.
Peter: "WOO! That's my kid!!! I taught him that!"
(Gwen can be heard in the distance: no you didn't!)
Random spiderverse member: "Isn't he fighting your boyfriend?"
Peter: "He knows what he did. Besides, Miles deserves it, as a treat <3" before launching the member away from the fight so they don't intervene. He then pulls out one of those party blowers.
miles, clinging to miguel’s back: BOYFRIEND??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOYFRIEND???
miguel, flailing around: you are not helping, peter
(also i totally read “isn’t he fighting your boyfriend?” in hobie’s voice, which i think is hilarious. although hobie would just stand there and let it happen)
Thoughts on the Batfam’s Favorite Taylor Swift Albums
Feel free to contribute your own thoughts :)
Jason (who sparked this train of thought) - I feel like Jason’s favorite is either Folklore or Speak Now. I think he would appreciate the storytelling in Folklore but god does he scream Speak Now revenge era
Dick - Dick gives Fearless energy but I could also see him really enjoying Lover (Afterglow THE ARCHER?!!). He’s been through enough and he deserves to be happy
Tim - Tim, god bless him, would have Evermore and Midnights on repeat. Someone help him please
Damian - let’s be honest he would never admit it but he’s definitely a Reputation girlie. like he presents this hard persona but deep down the boy just needs to be loved. I also see him enjoying Folklore
Bruce - I support Bruce Wayne being a swiftie and his favorite album is probably Red or Evermore
Steph - all I can picture is Steph blasting 1989 and Midnights in her van through the streets of Gotham
Cass - honestly feel like cass would really enjoy Speak Now and Midnights (her and Steph just vibing to Karma) . I feel like she’d really like innocent
Duke - I have no explanation for this bet Debut. he’d vibe to a place in this world. He would also be a reputation girlie
kay my queen i'm here about *checks notes* vampire tony 🤤
what if steve wears a cross necklace he got from sarah with his dog tags and you know what they say about vampires and crosses
or what if he met steve during the war and because they only knew each other for a few months he didn't get to tell him about being a vampire before steve went in the ice, and then steve comes out and meets tony again and he doesn't believe it's the same person at first because how could he look the same after so long?? or tony makes the iron man armour after steve "dies" because he had a shoddy prototype during the war (think hydra stomper from what if), but if he had the iron man armour then he could've saved steve and so of course it's his fault steve died!!!! so preventable!!!!!!! and tony gets rich not from inheritance but because he pours everything he has into developing deep sea technology etc etc in order to recover steve's body, and that's what stark industries is famous for
OR OR immortality makes everything seem inconsequential to tony until he meets steve, and he used to wonder a lot about what the future looks like but now steve is his future?? he used to imagine the future holding amazing machines and scientific breakthroughs but now he imagines it holding steve with laugh lines on his face????
also just the idea of tony feeding on steve.. steve going all weak when tony's teeth are on him and getting into the habit of baring his throat for tony.. tony's bite marks staying on his body longer than other marks do because he's a vampire.. girl help
excuse me cassie i am going feral at this message you’ve literally turned this (possibly) 3-4k idea into a full on 60k novel.
i honestly didn’t even consider them meeting during the war but of course!! of course they would!! instead of howard working with erskine it’s tony and for one moment he had considered using his own blood to create that serum but he ends up not doing it because he wouldn’t wish that kind of a life on anyone. and then steve “dies” and even though nothing ever happened between them, tony being tony had fallen in love with steve all on his own and that’s the point when he second guesses himself and wonders what would have happened if he had infused vampire blood with the serum instead of just relying on erskine’s own formula.
also YES YES steve doesn’t ever have scars except for tony’s bite marks and because he feeds so often eventually those bite marks become a permanent part of steve’s body and they last until he takes his last breath.
ight imma just say it. eddie was hopper’s drug dealer. there’s no fucking way hop didn’t know about his little business especially since him and joyce smoke some green through out the show. now I can’t unsee hop going to the school because someone found some shit in eddie’s locker so he *confiscates* it, making a big show of putting him in cuffs and stuff. instead of taking him to the station tho, they would just drive around and talk. hop knows deep down that eddie’s a good kid, that his family has problems not just with finances, and at the end of the day it’s really just weed. so he lets him off with a stern warning, taking only half of what eddie had on him and slipping him some cash without him even realizing it. after that every once in awhile hop would pull him over, for driving recklessly of course, and he’d *confiscate* another ounce or so, always stashing money in his van where eddie would find it long after he was gone.