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starlightseraph · 10 days

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MUM AND DAD

#i’m actually so torn. do i want them to be my parents? or do i want them carnally?#bi panic #listen i love my parents more than anything #but can david and georgia please be like my bonus/honorary/god parents??#please?#david tennant #georgia tennant #georgia tennant loml #olivier awards #they already have so many kids i’m sure they won’t mind one more #i know it doesn’t work like that but i can dream lol #doctor who #staged #good omens

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calithso · 11 months

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everything about @vendetta-if mc is so hot

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@jscwrites (hope everything going on with your acc is fine now 😭)

#vendetta if #my art #you ever see a woman and hope she’ll step on u if u ask #idk why but ash's fire is so funny to me 😭 like it's somehow aggressive #i originally gave them a lighter but i remember they have fire powers #i want her #carnally #happy early pride month to me <33 #pls don't mind the file name i didnt know what else to name it #i will never know how to draw hands

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chungledown-bimothy · 3 months

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Gilear Faeth 🤝 Lucifer Hazbinhotel

Divorced absolute losers who really love their daughter and want nothing more than to build a better relationship with her.

(Yogurt is to Gilear as ducks are to Lucifer)

#also i want them both carnally #plus they both have Things with pride #dimension 20 #gilear faeth #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #the niche for this joke is SO small but i know im right

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apollos-boyfriend · 4 months

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it’s a non-christmas christmas miracle. my tits didn’t set off the tsa scanner war is fucking over

#icarus speaks #watch them catch me next time 😭#i will say tho #that tsa agent wanted me CARNALLY #not the one at the person scanner the one at the bag one #he was flipping my bag into the fourth fucking dimension trying to look for #idk. what do tsa agents look for? cause i know it’s not fucking bombs they suck at that one #uh. dnd dice? got stopped for those once

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fella-lovin-fella · 2 years

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a crop top that says "gerard way made me transgender"

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hussyknee · 3 months

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Firstprince fics keep getting Alex and Pez to say they want to bone Taylor Swift. A Nigerian man and a half Mexican's idea of ideal womanhood is this physical embodiment of a vanilla wafer? Please stuff this doohickery in a white character's mouth instead of hot-blooded mellanated ones' I am begging.

#the only kind of brown folks that would ever imagine this white woman in a carnal context are the ones who put the 'Asian' in 'Caucasian'#why are all the firstprince fans rabid swifties #like in every single fucking fic my god #if you want to fuck taylor swift you are personally dead to me #she has no ass and no personality. sans both‚ you have no taste #yes this is a taylor swift hate blog #actually i don't hate her. she's just some mediocre white woman in a sea of them. i hate her fans #the beyhive are also the most insufferable but at least beyonce has talent and a body forged in the fire of the gods #alex claremont diaz is my baby (book and only the book the movie is an atrocity)#but how i am made to suffer in this white liberal wasteland #i just know they're all biden voters #anti taylor swift #anti swifties #white woman hate hours #rwrb #knee of huss

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chromaclopse · 10 months

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[Image Description: Digital fan art of Prince Sidon from Legend of Zelda. His eyes are locked with the viewer's, and he's grinning widely with excitement and determination. He's nude, and flexing his muscular left arm over his chest, cutting off the rest of his body so that only his arm, chest, and face are visible. A tiny set of sparkles radiate off his face. He's illuminated from above and to the right by off-screen sunlight, and set against a splotchy, sparkly blue and yellow background. The artist's signature, CLOPSE in all caps, is printed above his head. / end Image Description]

so im back on my zelda bullshit and uhh sorry everyone this is a sidon fanblog now

also im very new at writing image descriptions so please feel free to critique, im not sure what the right balance is between straightforward description and artistic flair

i tend towards over-indulgence when it comes to writing so let me know if thats whats happening or if i was too restrained or any other issue please and thank u <3

#im learnin how to shade and omg nobody told me shading with aqua makes everything look so beachy im kinda obsessed #btw yes i drew him nakey bc clothes are hard but i want everyone to know that it is also bc i want him carnally #its summertime and the fish man believes in me oh what a joy to live #yes im aware of zora domain TOTK events and im not spoiling them #i will not be commenting at this time and if u want to discuss it on my post i implore that you Tag Your Spoilers #some ppl (me) aint beaten it yet #i may make a hylian oc #for Completely Unrelated Purposes (i am lying to you (for comedy reasons))#again Unrelatedly does anyone know where a creature can post..... lewds.........#asking for a friend............ (i am once again lying to you (for comedy reasons))#sidon #prince sidon #totk sidon #totk prince sidon #botw sidon #botw prince sidon #loz #loz botw #loz totk #legend of zelda #legend of zelda botw #legend of zelda totk #legend of zelda breath of the wild #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #tears of the kindom #my art #fan art

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lilithdahobbit · 10 months

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Trans ally Harvey Dent, possibly queer Bane, and anime twunk Slade Wilson was not on my DC 2023 bingo but here we are

#gotham knights #harley quinn show #my adventures with superman #yeah i know bane was simply affected by Ivys pheromones but you cant tell me part of him didnt carnally want Brett Goldstein without them

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v-bee-lilac · 3 months

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it towers above into the bloodstained distance lightning in its jaw as it bares its teeth at another in the distance, crackling with wasted energy, legs groaning with effort as it writhes against scarlet bonds from the earth. a creature, trapped. a monolith, bound. a modern tower of babel, lights aglow like stars in the endless red of the sky.

the air crackles with caged lightning. wasted, but beautiful, like fireworks before the long night soaring into black before bursting in a gorey shower of sparks. the machine purrs under my hands, servos groaning at the minute sensation that still registers to sensors meant to track every last human on board, even on the back of a beast the size of a human to a fly, metal not even able to twitch at the touch of a fly it is kind enough to not swat.

and it could swat: every last inch of it is peppered with weaponry, a thousand sights could be trained on me before i could even realise. but it does not. it lets me rest my hand on a petty few centimeters of its flank, to feel the vibrations of its every movement through my own flesh.

i know this, deep as the marrow in my bones:

it lives.

and it wants.

war-ready metal does not pry apart easily, even with the assistance of hammer and screwdriver, but i am determined: skin will be pried away even no matter how much it takes. no security system is activated as i drive the head of the screwdriver beneath metal plating with a hammer; no turret comes to life with me in its sights as my hands peel away the skin one i have enough for a handhold.

it wants this. it want this as much as i want to do it, to be peeled apart, laid open beneath loving hands that will worship every bloodied piece like the frayed threads of god itself.

the skin is tossed aside, a shell outgrown as it clatters to the grating behind me, something to be - not forgotten, but honoured, remembered for what is was part of and preserved.

but what it preserved, what it hid: a rainbow of wires, live nerves liable to set every last fibre of my own alike with a misplaved touch. the rubbery, pumping hydraulics like the vessels of a heart the size of a room. deeper, deeper still, the warm metal muscles beneath, bound by hellish roots in the earth and yet still twitching, jumping, desperate to carve furrows into the ground and charge for its foe.

every inch of it is beautiful - no, just the tiny piece ive been allowed to see is a beauty greater than any mortal masterpiece. what is the mother and child to the tapestry beneath my fingers? what is the coming of aphrodite to the machine that looms above me, a towering monument to man's greatest war that carried the last refuges of humanity on its back as it walked almost-eternal in the sun?

a hydraulic tube pulses as the leg im standing on twitches, grinding motors above and below as it helplessly tries to force itself free. as if my possessed i reach out, one hand wrapping around the pulsing vein before me and squeezing ever so slightly - too little strength to constrict, but enough to feel the liquid move under my fingers. alive. blood, rushing through vessels as the machine vents hot air and howls fury at its fellow in the distance.

it lives. it lives.

#i want the earthmover carnally #robotfuckers how we feeling #everyone else i am not taking questions at this time #is this g/t? i just want to take a piece of metal off of it and dig my hands into its circuits and hydraulics and feel them under my hands #alive. breathing. even if it crushes my hands inside of them under moving metal #a tiny part of something big enough that its antennas grace the sky #i am. unwell. anyway #main tag? main tag.#ultrakill #guro #robo-guro. i dont know

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katasstrophy · 1 year

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shidou with his hair up has me wanting to commit truly unspeakable things HHNNGHHGGHHNHN i will die

#i know its rin saturday okay but i gotta take care of my side hoes too there’s so many of them :((( and shidou’s my fave mistress AJAHHDDBDM #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS LOOK AT HIM IM ABOUT TO CRY #that fucking grin he’s sO FULL OF HIMSELF I WANT TO SINK MY NAILS INTO HIM AND EAT HIM #the lil baby hair hiS PONY TAIL IM ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME FOR REAL #who let him be feral AND CUTE :((((( im about to combust #i will literally never get over this AND HIS WEIRD STUPID BANGS I HATE HIM I WANT HIM CARNALLY #shidou my hellcat <3 #—bllk!#—bllk.art!#blue lock #bllk #shidou #shidou ryusei

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jacob-blogs · 9 months

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Y'all we had our first couple's date ever and let me tell you

#it's the way that i actually am super into the both of them and want to get to know them better #and also they give off big “grown-up friend” vibes #like they actually own property and have a fully furnished living space #with a 9-5 job and everything #jacob blogs #i cant really say date but when the 4 of us are totally down to get to know each other #and possibly also get to know each other carnally maybe??#idk #a lot happened tonight

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hecksupremechips · 9 days

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Actually cry so goddamn hard when I think about Shinjiro Aragaki healing and being loved and having to learn to be okay with himself and being taken care of

#writing him has just been like. OOOOWOEOEOEOOE i piss tears i cant handle this shit this gay ass shit #i came up with an idea for just like a cute short one shot i wanna do soon and hnnnghh im so emo about it #very healing its like very hard to write some of the shit im gonna be writing cuz basically #some of it is just a little too real man and while i crave the angst and the drama i am just like #AND THEN EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS AND ITS OKAY PLEASE DONT CRY PLEASE #and ive mentioned how shinji has accidentally become nb to me now because i just kinda happened to write him that way without meaning to #and now another thing im noticing is that in my fic hes kinda bpd coded #it definitely wasnt intentional but now im accepting it as truth no one can stop me #i just really need him to be happy its more important to me than anything else man i need it for me #and he needs to be gay with aki they need to kissy and i think its funny cuz even in the parts where shinji is mad at aki and pushing him #away its like. he kinda has it bad lol and its clear he feels no actual hatred towards aki but more just self deprecation because he doesnt #feel good enough and like idk i just think about their respective roles in society like #aki is an honor student star boxer hero very attractive very kind very popular got adopted by a rich family #hes going places you know meanwhile shinji is a drop out who never had a family ever hes homeless hes sketchy hes on drugs #his reputation couldnt be any worse and he just leans into it and feels he has no future and hes worthless garbage #and aki could literally have anyone he wants you know he has an army of girls pining over him but he doesnt want them #HE WANTS SHINJI AND NO ONE ELSE HE SPENDS YEARS CHASING AFTER HIM #and shinji HATES it hes trying so hard to push him away and be the crusty delinquent and make aki see how worthless he really is #but aki just doesnt stop he loves him so much makes me sick SICK #and shinji really loves him back hes like not gonna shut up ever about aki hes like either doing it in a gay ass annoyed way #or hes like ‘haha omg aki is so cute though hes always trying so hard to be tough but hes just so sweet and gentle you know i hope he #doesnt push himself too hard if he got hurt id fall apart hes so silly i hope hes eating good i desire him carnally’#yeah sorry gamers this is just a pairing i cant be normal about they mean so much to me personally the fate of the world rests upon them

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the-acid-pear · 3 months

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Honestly to me for a character to be TRULY a problematic fave they have to hurt children. If they don't hurt children then I don't care to call them my girlfriends or my problematic faves. "Oh he's a war criminal" how many innocent kids did he kill? Yeah, that's what I thought, get out of here with your cheap ass villain smfh.

#luly talks #of course. i get to bring up my patron saint teddy. that's kind of his whole deal #that and wanting michael carnally #amaizing that they literally had in the 2010s a main villain loved by everyone who was so openly bisexual I LOVE YOU TEDDY #aside from him since he's too easy you have my wife and my tennant heiter and hans who have both directly or otherwise hurt children #not only by being part of violent ideologies and well participating actively in them but also like.#hans didnt hold the gun but they nearly gun down sosshanna she surely wasn't the only one #and heiter made a career out of cutting babies apart which i have reason to believe was manmade babies #like. you know what i fucking mean

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schwarzeneggr · 27 days

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the tsundere trope has never been exploited well ONCE

#besides fanworks. we know better than they ever will #people are fed up with that trope for a reason #but its really good its really good. its fucking good #it boils down to this. a character that cannot express what they really want #the reasons why are always stupid and frustrating #but the trope remains incredibly interesting #why cant the character express it? wat is stopping them ? internal pressure ? environment ? society ?#and of course it becomes increasingly interesting about a homosexual character #and then. my favourite. my bread and butter. my everything. internalized homophobia that fucks them up so much it becomes toxic #its a true work of art. something both relatable. sad. but also FUNNY #gay boy why dont you calm down #you are fistfighting this man because you want him carnally just accept it #but they cant !!!! they were wired not to. to accept it means deconstructing everything they came to believe about wat being a man is #and means !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#link to my thesis on toxic homosexual repression coming soon. ive been studying this since i was 15

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