in an alternate world, the most well known Batman villain is The Beatboxer and the big meme going around is "what if The Beatboxer told jokes."
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In Heartslabyul
*a high pitched yelp is heard from the living room*
Cater: *looks about ready to combust*
Trey: *running in* are you alright?
Cater: I just got the most flattering typo text from the Prefect and.... I'm not sure what to do
Trey: *looks over his shoulder and sees the text "please send dudes"*...... so there's no other context?
Cater: *a blushing sputtering mess* obviously they ment nudes. i-i mean I'm flattered but this is so all of a sudden and- HEY GIVE IT BACK!
Trey: *takes his phone and texts back "was that a typo?"*
*Grimm's Lackey is typing*
*"No in fight, need backup"*
Cater: *pouts*
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I CAVED. VIOLET HAS A SISTER NOW MEET ROSÉ I LOVE HER A LOT
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Astarion: You know ... Yoga is very important for one's posture. Perhaps... you should give it a try.
Tav: Mhm.
Astarion: Especially with our sleeping arrangements! I can't imagine sleeping on the ground is doing anything good for your back.
Tav: Uh huh.
Astarion: And killing day in and day out-- not that I mind it, of course! But standing and slashing, hacking and casting spells, arrows and creating undead-- whatever instruments of murder that you use-- it could be damaging to your spine.
Tav: .... Astarion, if you want me to do downward facing dog in front of you, just say so.
Astarion: .....
Astarion: Ah, darling. You know me so well.
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
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what's a creampie and will u make one with me
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