Conspiracy theorist: *standing infront of a large board full of unexplained phenomena and red string* "so you see aliens DO exist and they ARE out to GET US and I'M. NOT. CRAZY!"

Alien in disguise: "mhmm mhmm. I see your point but have you maybe considered that if aliens were roaming this planet they might just be looking for a cutie human to settle down with and spend their grislo- I mean "end of their days" with? And even then, what can truly be considered alien? Anything from space? If that were the case then technically the photons that come from your center star are alien but your planet and people rely on them for life function. Maybe it means that not all alien things are bad?"

Conspiracy theorist: "You're so naive and sweet Hun but unfortunately thats not very likely because *goes of into another nerdy ramble/ tirade*

Alien in disguise: *sigh but affectionately and kinda wondering how they are gonna tell them*

getting ready for kmik 🔖

the instagram story layout of this is completely inspired by some of windslar’s gameplay posts, they’re so cute!! full credit to her because i stole the template from her resources lmao

Who's gonna get whacked by the snowstorm? It's supposed to get me the next two days and I'm kinda excited tbh 👀

ARE Y'ALL PREPARED?!

i really wish my mom would just stay the fuck out of my room not only bc i’m 24 yrs old but bc ?? she keeps throwing shit in it w/out any consideration at all … today while i was gone at work all day she threw a pair of DIRTY rain boots on top of a pile of CLEAN clothes , including a white shirt … like she just doesn’t gaf .. i keep asking her to stop putting stuff in my room bc my room is fr so tiny like i have nowhere for it to go !! there is no more storage space that’s why i have shit in piles anyway and why half my bed is devoted to my personal belongings and she keeps doing it anyway !!!

me and my phone

apparently weather is supposed to be really bad here tomorrow afternoon :) like tornado bad :) anxiety is. here :)

So my phone shut off randomly the other day and I finally went to get a new one and they informed me that that model of phone was just recently shut down collectively by Samsung and it's no longer able to turn on or ANYTHING. Just like that.

And the SIM card on it is apparently useless too; only stuff saved on the Cloud is viable. The thing you have to pay monthly for to use. Which I don't have.

So... That's gone I guess. Without warning.

Haven’t had power for about 6 hours now, they don’t even have an estimate on when it’ll be back they said they’ll “update within the next 24 hours with an estimate”

wtf

okay people today has genuinely a terrible day 🥹 and if I die in my sleep because my phone is under my pillow HOT AS HELL and plugged in then so be it. farewell.

Have some various pics of my adorable noodle for munday

very random

does anyone know a decent usb mic and wireless earbuds that aren’t stupidly overpriced. Under $100 each.

priorities for a mic : doesn’t need a desk mounted arm (the way my desk is built won’t work with one) and no headset style mics.

Priorities for earbuds : long battery while playing (6+ hours) and good for working out (at least some noise cancelling and they don’t fall out easily)

I’m being lazy and trying to avoid watching clickbait youtube reviews teehee

i could literally stop using my smartphone rn if i wanted to

So im still using my iphone 6s, which i got in early 2017, and why, you may ask, am i still using a 7 year old phone? I have 2 reasons for this, 1) i refuse to have a phone without a headphone jack, i will not suffer the indignity of it, and 2) i don't want to deal with learning a new operating system, because stupid apple doesn't sell phones with headphone jacks anymore i will need to get a phone that uses a different operating system

I have many reasons for wanting a headphone jack, i don't want to have to worry about charging my headphones, i have adhd i don't need to add more things to the list of things i need to do but won't remember, i like having the cord and its more convenient to just plug it in to use the headphones than to have to go into settings and bluetooth and all that, and sure in iphones without the jack you can plug it in to the charger part but what if i want to charge my phone and use my headphones at the same time, and like i know there are adapters out there that can make that possible but again i have adhd i will not be able to keep track of it.

So my next phone can't be an iphone, which tbh is good because apple is shit, but the issue with that is that any other phone i get will be using a different operating system, so i'll have to learn and get used to a new operating system, and i don't do well with change, so im going to use this old phone until it ceases to function

Hello, Sir Crow, yes, hi. You now have my undying love and loyalty,

another to the army

Okay I'm not usually a fan of rereading books because I have so many other things I still want to read, but I started rereading RWRB yesterday and I'm enjoying all the little details with the perspective of having already read it, who know I'd enjoy reading it again maybe more than the first time?

What type of chargers you buying? My chargers are the one that came with my last phone and a cord I bought from wish.com. I think you are buying shit ones or doing something wrong. Lol.

Victim blaming much