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thedeafprophet · 2 months

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20. Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

for Jamie and May because I think Jamie deserves to be taller than May for once sdfghkfds

20. Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

Upon The Stair

'...Is this an intrusion?” He moves forward, closer into their space, a gloved hand coming up to cup their cheek and tilt their gaze further up towards him. “And here I was, under the impression that my presence was invited. How kind of you, to remind me of my manners.” A moment between The Manager and The Author, for one must make up for any rude transgressions upon ones space.

Word count: 866

Rating: Teen Tags: Kissing, Height Differences, Mostly Just Fluffy Cute Stuff For Once

Also on ao3

Prompt list from here.

“You know,” Jamie says leaning against the archway in the hall with the quirk of a brow,“it is quite rude to intrude upon someone's home, no matter how many times you take it upon yourself to see yourself in.”

It was late too, Mary-Anne having already retired for the night, or no doubt she would have thrown a fit to see him in the home with no prior calling once more. For the best really, Jamie sheepishly knows they put the woman through enough stress already.

Jamie had been settled in the sitting room for a late night cup of tea, reading into the latest novel they'd gotten their hands on, when they heard the oh so familiar tap of a silver capped cane, vision fuzzy on the edge of their peripheral. The clearest sign of any for an unexpected visitor, though not, of course, an unwanted one.

Getting up to investigate, they found him standing in the entry hall, seemingly fascinated by the new painting Jamie had gotten hung upon the wall - an impressionist piece they'd purchased from an up and coming artist, always finding themself inclined to support the arts that were pushed back against.

The Manager turns to look at them as soon as they make their statement, his ever present smile seeming slightly more genuine when his gaze meets theirs.

“Is that so? Is this an intrusion?” He moves forward, closer into their space, a gloved hand coming up to cup their cheek and tilt their gaze further up towards him. “And here I was, under the impression that my presence was invited. How kind of you, to remind me of my manners.”

Jamie's not entirely sure why he's here tonight, as they glance up to meet his gaze. They're not in any particular state this evening, no more out of it then their baseline is these days. They shan't presume he's come just because he wanted to see them but- well, certainly he must get lonely too. A single performer can be grand, but it's only with a company that a show can truly be performed.

Jamie steps back slightly, moving out of his hold, before turning to dive under his arm in a quick movement. They move backwards toward the stairwell, turning to face him as they speak, the inkling of an idea forming in their mind.

“Yes, it is!” Jamie can't keep down the amused smile at their play. “In fact, I think I'm rather quite insulted. It's very presumptuous of you - and a disgrace upon my honour!” They take a couple steps up onto the stairwell, before leaning on the banister to stare down at him.

Even now, it doesn't make them that far above him. They smirk down at him regardless, basking in the brief moment of being taller (or at least, being higher up).

The Manager simply looks amused at their antics, seemingly in the mood to play along with their games. It was always fun for Jamie when he was - though, they never really did begrudge when he had other plans in mind.

“I see I have made a great error in my judgment. “ His words are laden with humour. Both of them know that Jamie cares very little about his habit of showing up unexpectedly. (Both of them know there's very little they could do about it anyways.). “Perhaps, then, there is something I must do? To account for my transgression?”

Jamie's eyes flick down to his lips, smirk spreading out on their own face. “Oh, I don't know. Perhaps there is something, if it is to be on offer.” They lean forward towards him, leaving it to him to close the rest of the gap.

A hand reaches up to lightly hold at the hair on the back of their head, before The Manager leans up, his lips at last meeting theirs. The scrape of his beard against their chin is familiar to them by now, but Jamie's pulse flutters all the same at the contact, eyes closing as they lean into the kiss.

Jamie moves their hands to hold the base of the back of his head, trying to pull him closer as possible, aiming to avoid knocking his hat off just yet. They are oftly unused to this angle - it is rare that they're on the taller end of kisses, and most certainly not with him. Most events require some form of bending on his part - or other, different ways to put them on a more equal level. At least he's able to pick them up, not everyone has such capabilities.

They're still smiling as they pull back from the kiss, breath quickened just a bit as they open their eyes to look down at him.

The Manager smirks up at them, evidently feeling as if he'd won the interaction, but even he was still leaning forward himself, closer into their space.

“And has that laid everything on account for? Or must I continue to abate my actions?”

“Hm, let me think on it.” Jamie says, a mischievous twinkle rising to their eyes.“What else might you have on offer?”

They'd like to know their options first, before they decide.

#sat down to try and make myself write and did this #mostly suceeded at keeping it short for once yay XD #them ;-;#my writing #jamie and the manager #maymie #(awkward havin two tags for them XD)#oc: jamie #the manager of the royal bethlehem #ask game

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vegasandhishedgehog · 5 months

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Fuck this, I wasn't tagged by anybody but since y'all are making me insane sharing your lovely faves on my dash I gotta join the fun!

10 BL People That I Want Carnally

Just so we're clear, I'm immediately not limiting myself to 10. I'm bi. You think we have limits? (Tumblr says yes, but that's why I'm on desktop for this instead of mobile)

Night from Dirty Laundry

Are we surprised? This awakened a whole thing in me. I was constantly yelling from the rooftops about my love for this man in the cheapest drag you ever saw. This is my JAM. I'm already trying to calm myself down making the first entry on this post. GOD. And his whole committed-to-the-bit romancing a mafia leader and then robbing her because he needs money, but really he's a wee romantic who just wants to write exciting stories like all of us bitches on AO3? Honey I am FREE at 5pm on Saturday. Also, shush, I know it's not a BL, I'm counting it as part of the Midnight Series as a whole :P

Yok from Not Me

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR POLICE OFFICERS. We already have matching tattoos babe. He isn't perfect but he's a well-intentioned mama's boy and has swagger.

Maya from Laws of Attraction

Listen, I don't think much explaining is necessary here. I'm a woman but she can call me "pretty boy" any day. Is she just Silvy Pavida with a MILF wife? Yeah. That's the point. I'll join. They would let me.

Speaking of Laws of Attraction, Nawin

I deserve an insane golden retriever boyfriend. I deserve a man who can't spell his ex's name but can get a pilot's license. He deserves someone who will enable his silliness, even when there's trouble with the accountant. *kisses all over his wing tattoo*

Togawa from Old Fashion Cupcake

Mr. Hamster Cheeks my love <3 The dates would be so good. And so would the food. And the food naps afterward. I'm a good snuggler, he's tall and there's a lot to snuggle. Win-win.

Ink from Bad Buddy

I know many of us are weak for Milk Pansa, but like, there's a reason for that. She gave us the ICON for lesbian side couples. Please, girl, scare men away from me when they mistake a boner for full-fledged love. Make me feel welcome and important and pretty and like I'm the specialest girl alive. Be taller than me ;)

Wen Qing from The Untamed

She didn't die, actually, we just eloped together, haha. I just think as someone who studied medicine, she'd have a lot of good tricks up her sleeve and I don't mean acupuncture needles.

Saifah from Enchanté

Yeah. I needed to use this gif. Get that record deal my man. Live your dreams king. I also love that he's both the old man and woman here. Impeccable. We deserved more of him.

Uea from Bed Friend

Gimme this catboy realness right now. Also, I just love him so much. He owns his narrative despite all the shit he has suffered and gets everything he deserves for it. We could be besties even. We could be...no I shan't say it.

SamMon from GAP

I just want whatever is going on right here. Let me join. Simple as that.

Tops and Marwin from Ingredients

I'm this guy. Except I think they'd be sad to see the other with someone else so I gotta have them one at a time. Tops, who's a shy cutie who can make yummy foods. And Marwin, who is basically Jeff Satur just pumped with extra himboisms.

Todd from Not Me

All principles out the window. He's evil, he's sexy. I know exactly how much that specific hotel room costs to stay in for a night. It would be luxurious.

Rain from Love In The Air

I know most people would say Phayu, and for Boss, yeah I understand, I am all there. But something about the way that little guy can fuck kinda makes me dizzy, I'm owning that. He doesn't have to be smart, he's just gotta be given compliments. Plus, my bed sheets match!

VegasPete from KinnPorsche

They altered me chemically once and I'd let 'em do it a second time and many more after that.

Tagging @kissporsche @thisautistic @omegaphobe @shubaka @risu442 @khathastrophe @loveable-sea-lemon @fawndlyvenus @viva-yas-vegas @first-kanaphan @wherelanguage-ends @xxatlasxx @adanima @snake-and-mouse @scarefox @scattered-stardust @callipigio @sparklyeyedhimbo @jdotsodomite @futureexmrsmalcolm @suzteel @jeffsatyr @coconuts-mafia

#I really come across like i'm really into threesomes here for being such an asexual virgin #and what of it #maybe i'll get into that #i'm capable of whatever i want #this was really fun #i hit a lot of bases i think

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myfaveisfuckable · 8 months

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Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?

Dottore:

1. He literally has "segments" of himself which are basically clones of him. He's a mad scientist with no morals. You can't tell me he wouldn't be curious about it "for science".

2. DOTTORE FCKING WOULD

HE EXPERIMENTED WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE

HE EXPERIMENTED WITH HIMSELF

HE ALSO HAS CLONES ACTUALLY– (?)

Also it is a pretty common headcanon, he deserves to be here.

Example n°1:

You know what, because you asked for fic links I think it would be best if I just show you.

Behold t h e t a g s :

(Excluded the threesome ones where is Dottore/Dottore/someone else)

He even has a tag for clones x clones, like, without the real one

(And yes, there are specific clone ship tags)

He has The Vibes™ and the power needed to fuck his clones if he wanted in canon. We just need confirmation (?)

3. He's a mad scientist character and has clones in canon... I shan't say more, we all know what he does with 'em

Wei wuxian:

1. The guy is science-minded and loves experimenting. Would definitely do the do with his clone to find out if hes good in bed / to try out creative ideas / just for fun.

2. Shameless slut

#poll #tournament

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whitenikes · 7 months

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tag game?? hockey tag game? okay!! izzy @acheronist mwah i love you

thing that got you hooked on hockey?

my dad (early 70s) has been watching hockey since gordie and he grew up in detroit. one night he had a wings game on, I happened to look up and see moritz and thought Oh. maybe hockey is interesting. so shoutout to beautiful giant catgirls who could kill a man and my dad

your first ever fandom friend

im gonna be so real hockey twitter was terrifying for me and I think. teddy @doubletrucks was the first person I started talking to regularly? about Those Old Men 1991 and it just went on from there

jersey you would most like to own

any. priority level would be sergei, stevie, possibly a joey v because I want him to know he's loved

YOUR player (only one, choose wisely)

I've made it my brand to be loud and annoying about joey v, joseph veleno, he's my guy my boy my number one I have so much love and faith in him

A pairing that deserves more fic

literally any det fic. get in there and be freaks there's only a few of us. more specifically... uhh mojoe. because I adore them (even despite the maybe divorce) and 2353. bonded supremacy

favorite on ice moment

I just went through so many saved pics and gifs from tumblr and the one I'm thinking of right now is one of elmer's goals and he and joe were hugging so insanely tenderly on ice. in front of the hockey gods and all their teammates

link someone else's art/fic/etc that you love and think everyone should check out

any of izzy's fics i shan't link a single one because I love all of them. basically every single mutual who creates things. I love you and adore you and more people should be crazy about the wings <3

link something you made and are proud of and want people to see

my first reaction to this question was I'd Literally Rather Die. however. this and this are favorites of mine

tagging... anyone who's interested <3

#ask games

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tenshindon · 3 years

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I'm rereading dragonball cause this story mixes me up sometimes and god. Tien and Shen really do act like they're the hottest shit in their literal first appearance. And the fact that they did after they heard rumors of the kame students doing well last tournament is just so dramatic. How is tien not more popular his arc is probably the finest example of redemption and learning individuality in this series.

tien during the 22nd is literally my favorite ESPECIALLY in the anime like he’s such an asshole And For What it’s a fucking tournament you big-tittied fuck get help

but no you’re right it’s a real shame that tien isn’t praised more like??? his redemption arc is phenomenal like there’s a clear start and end to it- he’s shown consequences for his actions and he does his best to atone and apologize for them. you even see that the lessons he’s learned as a martial artist- that martial arts is about growing as a person and is not just a tool meant for violence or being better than someone- persists even throughout Z as he strives to be better than goku not to Be Better Than Goku but just to improve himself as a person: goku just happens to be a forever-moving finish line and inspiration. tien’s story really is wonderful and as much as i joke and poke fun at the guy he really is just one of my favorite characters not only for the little things about him but just for his backstory and growth

#snap chats #we interupt chichi hours but tien loving hours tien shinhan i love you deserve so much better 😭😭😭😭#also no one talks about tien because no one's seen OG DB i'ma say it #either that or he's not conventionally attractive idk #could be both #i said CONVENTIONALLY though i didnt say he WASNT attractive but i'm also NOT saying he IS attractive but ALSO I'M NO #forreal though i really wish tien got better treatment both from fans and from the series #he's really earned it you know? like i will never get over him #like i think my only complain is that everyone accepted tien quickly into the group #i feel like there should have been a bit more resistance- like tien had to work a little harder for everyone's forgiveness #but overall it's still a very good redemption arc where a character is actually confronted with their actions #and their past and- even if painful- have to acknowledge it and move past it to become a better person #i just love it so so much i cant express that enough #i could probably gush about tien Genuinely for hours but i shan't </3 i dont have the tags for that </3 #plus i'm very not good at words and i have other asks to tend to 🤧#but please !!! talk to me more about tien i love him very much and i wish others did too 😭😭😭

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