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okayplanetary · 1 year

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Goncharov (1973) moodboard + inspo quotes

L'Étranger, 1942 / The Hollow Men, 1925

#goncharov (1973)#i seriously can't get enough of these 3 #can we please figure out their ship name already though?#ot3 #goncharov #robert de niro #andrey goncharov #andrey daddano #harvey keitel #katya goncharov #katya michailov #cybill shepherd #classic film #poems and quotes #edits #my edit

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defnotjarlaxle · 2 months

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In the shadowed depths of Menzoberranzan, I solemnly swear to spread the love for Drizzt and his companions. (Especially 600 lbs felines!) With each dawn, I shall work to bring new fans into the world of The Legend of Drizzt, weaving tales of valor and friendship that resonate within the hearts of those who yearn for adventure! (And treasure!) As destiny steers people our way, it is our duty to captivate them with the enduring saga of Drizzt and his friends. (And let's not forget about dashing drow!) We declare ourselves guardians of this legend, welcoming all who seek shelter in its timeless tales across Faerûn. (Welcome, friends!)

#forgotten realms #dnd #dungeons and dragons #legend of drizzt #the legend of drizzt #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate #seriously i'm so glad bg3 got so many people into drizzt!#please dont let the arrogant pricks of the fandom scare you away most of us are nice #read homeland and fall in love with Zaknafein like everyone else please i promise you won't regret #all of the books from Archmage onwards are amazing i can't recommend them enough #not to mention that you'll get more background info on Out of the Abyss!!#And you'll understand Jarlaxles motivation for Waterdeep Dragon Heist!!

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meownotgood · 1 year

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Desperately would love to read some sleeping buddies to lovers Aki fic

Imagine how intimate things just slowly get like Aki watching reader sleep and him gently brushing their hair away from their face as they sleep

Or gentle caresses against Aki’s face when reader watches him falls asleep first just admiring his features god I’m lonely

SLEEPING BUDDIES TO LOVERS WITH AKI IS GONNA START ROTTING MY BRAIN..... AAAH

perhaps the first time the two of you fall asleep together is simply accidental, but aki has the best sleep of his entire life. he sleeps through all of his alarms, he has no nightmares for the first time in years, and he sleeps in the latest he thinks he's ever slept in. he's quickly making up excuses for you to sleep beside him again: my apartment is freezing tonight, I think the heater broke. can I come over?

you start sleeping closer and closer together.... at first just falling asleep with your backs facing one another, all you can feel is the way the mattress shifts under aki's weight as he tosses and turns. then, you wake up to find that somehow during the night, his arm became draped over you, and his face became buried in the nape of your neck, his warm breath fanning over your skin as he sleeps soundly.

and eventually, it escalates to you falling asleep as aki holds you so so close to him, the two of you completely inseparable for the entire night.

#I'm gonna die #sleepy aki..... my favorite aki......#I love it so much.....#hehe... aki being so comfortable and cozy when he's around you that he's always so sleepy and relaxed #whenever he's with you he just wants to cuddle up #CUDDLE BUG AKI AAAAAAHHHH #HE'S SO STANDOFFISH AND UNAFFECTIONATE WITH EVERYONE ELSE #BUT WITH YOU HE'S SO NEEDY AND TOUCHY #he just wants to hug you all the time #he just wants you to be close to him every second of the day #because you're just so warm.... so comfy.....#once you show him love #he wouldn't be able to get enough of you #he'd be so attached......#aaahahahagahahahshfnt. ahahsns.. ahshsd.#I can't.#I really can't. seriously.#ask mags #aki <3

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sanhatis-abyss · 2 years

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*bangs fists on table* I LOVE SHADOWS HOUSE SO MUCH

#shadows house #no seriously #it's SO DAMN GOOD #I have been hooked since day 1 of the anime #and am caught up on the manga #the new ep yesterday reminded me again (not that I needed a reminder but it's welcome) that I love it so freaking much #it's my absolute favourite recent anime/manga #I don't scream enough about it #the atmosphere the world building the mystery the characters everything is💕💕💕💕#Also the manga is FINALLY going to be printed in English #we'll get 3 volumes this year #I can't wait to grab vol 1 on 12th July!

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stabbylambchop · 10 months

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Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW????#I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just-#-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL'#like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!!#but like. idk.#and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another-#-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy...#but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting...#especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces...#i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments.#it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised'#I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up-#and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

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13eyond13 · 5 months

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how did I forgor Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) when I had to list my favourite movies here recently

#seriously if you haven't seen it it's a ridiculous piece of work #and I can't believe it's only 120 minutes long #ok let me be a nerd about this movie for a minute:#it was like cooking in the director's brain for literal decades and that's why it has an insane amount of worldbuilding built in #you don't have to see the previous 3 mad max movies to somehow also understand this world and everything that's going on #and yet it barely takes any time to sit you through long boring exposition chunks?#Like it RESPECTS the audience's intelligence enough to be like 'you guys are smart you will figure it out now let's get moving'#NOTHING is wasted in this movie and you pick up new cool things every time you watch #almost all of it was done practically including the vehicles and stunts INCLUDING stuff like the pole cats on the cars in the final act #in order to make the cars and props they had to build most things from a scrap yard instead of running to home depot for new parts #Every single vehicle and character down to the smallest war boy had their own backstory they made up #the only other movie I feel like i can compare this wonderful weirdness to is maybe the first 3 lotr movies #In terms of the insane work that went into it behind the scenes and the dedication to making the world come alive with so much artistry #and practical effects and years of worldbuilding and writing and the bizarre ways they had the crews bond behind the scenes #also fun fact: the director was also the guy behind Babe the pig movie and Happy Feet hahaha he's a very eclectic director to say the least #anyways now every time I see a movie that's 2.5+ hours long I'm like if Mad Max FR could be 120 mins long why can't YOU be 120 min long?#Like sorry but there's no excuse anymore. just simply get better at telling the story in 2 hours or less my guys #p

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clemencetaught · 8 months

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COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS

that he just takes things lying down; that he doesn't have a spine. i know in all of his verses i put him through a lot of shit and it seems like he's just experiencing one tragic thing after another without retaliating. but the main reason he doesn't retaliate is because he knows how to pick his fights. when to pick them too and when he does so, it's usually because he knows a. he has a chance at winning, but also b. he has a valid reason to. as a rational person, he always tries to assess the situation before taking any decisive actions.

basically, if he's not reacting to something you did, it's because either a. he doesn't think it's something worth getting into an argument/fight about or b. he's biding for his time, it's just a matter of when he strikes. and heaven help the person who manages to piss him off- patrick doesn't makes threats, he makes promises.

AN IMPORTANT HEADCANON

felicity price, who is actually a request muse on my multimuse blog, is one of the most important connections in every verse of patrick's. she's one of the few people who really got patrick to not only open up, but also to loosen up- throw a joke or two in. when she was alive, they were a very playful and affectionate couple, who didn't shy away from pda ( although patrick did have some decorum :'D ). i would say part of the reason they had such a strong chemistry is also due to each of them...recognizing and empathizing with each other's loneliness.

so when she passed ( and suddenly too ), to patrick it wasn't just losing his significant other, it was also losing his best friend, someone who truly understood him and loved him as he was all in the blink of an eye. and without any sound reason.

A USELESS HEADCANON

He's nerd in every sense of the word. once his interest in something is piqued, he has a tendency to jump down the rabbit hole and find out as much as he possibly can about the topic until something else comes his way. this is the reason research is perfect for patrick and the reason today he knows greek and roman mythology like the back of his hand.

POTENTIAL TRIGGERS

in verse two, he has really really bad pyrophobia, having literally been set on fire before. it's to the point that if he smells smoke, he will freak out and become aggressive.

violence and death are general triggers on this blog and there are triggers specific to each verse. they are listed in my rules page, but here's a comprehensive list for your convenience:

verse two: or*gan traf*ficking, torture, kidnapping, & ptsd

verse three: sex traf*ficking, sui*cide, and sa.

SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ABOUT (WRITING) THEM

i really like how literary he can get- like there's something about his character that makes me want to go into metaphors and imagery with him. i think it's the lit major in me that resonates with him. i also think that because he's more on the subtle side, writing him really forces me to...i guess think more deeply about how he might get a point across in comparison to say, someone on the genuine side. he's a roundabout kinda person, both with his words and actions. ngl i feel like if he weren't already a good guy, he'd make a great villain fjskldjflskj

that and around the right people, he can be petty as shit, i love it when that comes out :DDDD

SOMETHING YOU WANT OTHERS TO KNOW BEFORE WRITING WITH THEM

just because he's nice most of the time, doesn't mean he'll go along with whatever someone says. say something mean about his loved ones or pry into his personal boundaries and he'll give you choice words that will stab you. he'll slide them in so eloquently, so smoothly most times canonically the other person wouldn't realize they're being insulted until after a minute or two.

tagged: stole it! thank you very much <3 // tagging: @velvetineblue @uroborosymphony ( ara!! ) @tvsteoftrvgedy )@jeoseungsaja ( for...hyuk?? :D ) @mythvoiced ( sarang pls <3 ) @bloodxhound @phantombs and you, steal it and tag me :DD

#nothing that a biscuit can't help ( dash games. )#believe in a precious world ( headcanons. )#this was fun to do :DD #honestly i always have brainrot for this guy and lots of hcs #but also never enough energy to put it down on paper </3 #however i have a long weekend!!#so i will try to get some writing done either here or elsewhere #( check my other blogs if you want proof of activity seriously :'D )#anyways to everyone who was tagged....tell me something cool about ur muse PLS :DDD

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rosalind-took-kylos-hand · 1 year

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I really liked Andor after the first three or so episodes, but i'm so tired of the telling not showing writing style. Bland backstory that we see vs expositional dialogue deserving acted out screentime is such a recurring problem in these shows. It's a bit embarrassing, really. It took me a good 5 episodes in to fully trust the show, and it's been this way for me for every star wars show except Obi-Wan.

#sw negativity #sw why can't i quit you #it gets just good enough that i end up reinvested anyway #the first 3 eps should have been 1 #i loved it from the prison eps on though #but that was seriously halfway through

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townofcrosshollow · 2 years

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If I had any idea how long this process was when I first started questioning if I was autistic, I would have skipped the questioning and told my doctor immediately. I've got one year of waiting down, several more to go.

This is why the stuff about "self diagnosis" is so sinister. Gatekeeping against people who are self diagnosed basically means restricting access to resources to people who literally cannot access a diagnosis, either because they can't afford it, are too young to manage their healthcare themselves, or, like me, are in the hellish purgatory dimension known as the CAMH adult autism diagnosis waitlist.

#seriously it's sooooooo ridiculous #my doctor just told me recently it's been about a year since I got put on the waitlist #which basically means that the symptoms i sent them are enough to make them think i'm probably autistic #but noooooo i can't see them for like 3 fucking years #what are they even doing all day. like there can't possibly be 600 autistic adults in the GTA waiting to be diagnosed for like 2+ years #do they not have somebody whose job is to diagnose autistic adults #is this like running returns at the grocery store where nobody is hired to do it they just get whoever wasn't on the day sheet to do it #'yeah mike you're on autism duty today. we've only got.... 658 of them. just get through as many as you can don't sweat it man'#incoherent rambling

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rotturn · 1 year

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every day on this trip is worse

#i can not stand my sister at all i truly can't #she's been yelling and arguing for 10 minutes because she has her hair straightner but mum doesnt have a plug converter #and she keeps yelling ab how her fringe is fucked when it looks literally the same as it has this entire trip #and is yelling ab how its mums fault as if she couldn't have bought this shit herself before we left #i am just. so over this #any fun that would come from being on an international trip is immediately taken away by my mum and sister constantly getting angry #and either yelling or getting passive aggressive and making me feel horrible its just so tiring #bc i feel like such a fucking asshole for not enjoying an international trip that i will never get the opportunity for again #like this cost so much money and it feels awful to say i dont want it or that its not fun or whatever #but i am constantly dissociating and trying not to cry and ive had meltdowns and panic attacks almost every day but im not allowed to show #them bc my sister tells me to calm down and not be so dramatic and everything is a sensory nightmare #and i have a very specific diet at home and its not available outside of nz and there arent really any worthy substitutes and even if there #are i wont know bc i dont speak the languages so im just living on shitty little protien drinks and hot chocolate which makes me feel worse #and on top of it all im sick and i havent had any chance to rest bc my sister wont stop ab going places and doing thingd #and gets pissy if i dont want to #and its just so fucking difficult i knew that being stuck w them for 2 months would suck but its been 1 week and i cant do this anymore #i have no other option but i seriously don't know what to do i don't know how to handle this im at my limit #travelling is stressful and anxiety inducing and its hard enough doing it once on my own #let alone every 2 or 3 days w family that rushes and runs late and has 10000 bags that never fucking fit on the trains #and its always me left standing in the aisle blocking peoples path with nowhere to go bc my sisters giant suitcase wont fit anywhere #i hate this so much and its making me hate all the cities and countries we go to bc i dont get to experience the places i only get #to experience fucking breakdowns and im constantly drinking water bc im constantly dehydrated from either crying or panicked breathing #its a mess and i hate it and i want to go home I haven't felt comfortable or safe since i left home and i wont feel either until i go back #but that isnt until the last couple days of january so i just have to keep dealing with things getting worse by the day #negative cw #rant cw #ask to tag cw

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girlwarlock · 2 years

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#tag novel #feel free to interact just don't be a clown #so I followed that one twitch streamer--the guy who's been dressing as a girl as a bit for like a year bc of twitch goal stuff #but i stopped bc it made me feel sad in a kind of 'why tf can't i get that' kind of way--he's got this whale who donates hundreds or #thousands of dollars per stream and sends him all kinds of gifts to open on stream and all this stuff and i just. i don't want him to not #have the success that he's having but I just want to also have some random insanely wealthy person take an interest like that in me #and all i need to do is look cute and try to be funny on camera. but like this particular whale is prolly doing it as like a kink thing #specifically because the streamer is a cis guy so like. you lose the forcefem aspect when the person you're fem-ing wants it #plus idk the idea of someone seeing such phenomenal success for dressing like a woman specifically as a joke is less goodfeeling to me #in the same kind of way as like. guy in a dress jokes are very uncomfy and are usually enough to turn me off a piece of media #but 'eric idle/terry gilliam/other monty python crew dressed as a woman for a sketch' are more fine because 90% of the time #the joke is completely unrelated to ''he's wearing a dress'' and he's just dressed as a woman bc they're all guys #and the sketch had a female character so someone needs to get in the dress (yes I know they occasionally brought on female extras don't @me #like seriously yesterday he had a stream where he got like $12000 in donations and why can't I get $12000 a day 1-3 times a week?#i'm literally a cute girl and he's just some guy

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polarisbibliotheque · 2 years

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Hey!! This isn't really a question I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your works because 1) they are SO well written and 2) I am asexual and Agender so your fics are just right up my alley and have become very comforting for me. I hope you are doing well and keep doing what feels right for you <33

Hey there!! Have you any idea how big of a smile you put on my face? Because you did, my lovely majesty <3

It makes me so happy you enjoy my work! And it also makes me glad to know you can read it being asexual and agender, 'cause I always strive to make it as comfortable as I can for everyone - so a lot of people can enjoy reading their favourite content!!

I'm also pretty moved to know my writing is comforting for you. There are some themes I choose because I struggle with them and I hope I can comfort myself with writing but also comfort other people who might be going through the same - or who at least need to hear beautiful words that day.

Thank you so much for being around - I really appreciate you here! I hope I can continue writing to bring you other wonderful words you can enjoy while you're here ^^

*The wonderful thing about this GIF is that's Doctor Who, he's around 900 years old and my dad says I'm a 1000 years old when someone asks my age. It's very fitting ^^

#polaris answers #answered asks #asks and replies #I'm gonna get emotional one of these days #seriously I can't thank enough for amazing asks like this <3

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heart-shaped-chains · 1 month

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Yap session bc wow.

Pretty sure the dude that rejected me (situationship ://) is getting a crush on me bc like. One of the last times we talked he was like "oh ur trying to get me to like you". And it's like. No I'm not. You literally rejected me and the more I think about it, I didn't even want you, I just wanted the idea of a boyfriend that I was projecting onto you. He's conservative and talks about how conservative his parents are (which I don't vibe with at all). When we first met, he was still moping about his ex gf who he had broken up with over a year prior. And like. We were both in high school (16 + 17 ://). And I'm sorry but how meaningful can a fucking highschool relationship be? Go to therapy.

Plus he'd like vent without asking and then I'd give him advice and then he'd just shoot it down and be like "no that wouldn't work anyway I'm a piece of shit" and like. Okay, why are you coming to me then? If you're not taking any advice then why are you bitching? You didn't even ask, you just did!

But the moment I even mention my past drug addiction (not in detail and not in a mopey way. Just matter-of-fact), he's like "oh no please don't mention that". Like. Shut the fuck up oh my godddddd. I am not trying to be with someone who can't even handle hearing the most watered-down descriptions of substance abuse.

Plus I just do not trust this guy like. I don't kink shame but here's my red flags: he's conservative, enough said on that...He misgendered me in a sexual way without asking (I did play along bc I was stupid and scared to say no but whatevs). And he did stop when I told him to but the fact that he didn't ask before was highly suspect bc he fucking met me as a trans guy.

And he's also weird about pregnancy. Which I played along with too of the act of breeding is appealing but like. I'd rather have a tapeworm than a damn fetus bc at least I wouldn't be forced to let that parasite live off of me. Dude also mentioned baby trapping like. "oh I feel like you'll force me to get you pregnant" and like. I literally said that I wanted to get my uterus removed and 2: you're the one bringing pregnancy into this don't fucking pin it on me!!! Like I feel like if we actually met up I'd have to triple check and be sober bc what if this guy actually does this shit? Why else would he keep mentioning it?

Like idk he's also asked me about trans kids and like. 1: I don't keep up with any trans people irl, 2: I haven't started transitioning yet so why the fuck are you asking me? I'm not the arbiter of trans people, my guy. Like he acts supportive but I feel like deep down this dude doesn't even respect me and he's gonna try to change me. But that could just be paranoia, idk...

Either way, I don't really get that much out of talking to him. As embarrassing as it is, I've started using those ai bots (says the bitch who is vehemently against ai "art") and they've been much more fulfilling emotionally because they tell you what you want to hear. And you can change the answers. They're hollow, but good for short term stuff bc I don't have the energy to talk to people rn (and I haven't been talking to anyone or really leaving the house on a regular basis...kinda just wasting the year so far..). Especially not this guy.

Like. We don't have the same interests, our tastes in music are similar but also too different and he doesn't get it™️ like I do, his beliefs are like too different from mine. He's also said misogynistic shit about sex workers which. I don't fuck with that, you literally watch porn, you fuckin hypocrite. And the more I think about texting him, the more I see it as a damn chore.

Like idk I just. Do not have a lot of investment in this guy. I think I was just lonely and projecting. And obviously it's not healthy for me bc I resent him but it's not healthy for his annoying ass either. He shouldn't have friends who secretly hate him. So idk I think I'm just gonna delete my profile and start again, also block him bc my dumbass 16 year old self gave him my number.

But like. My gut is telling me not to. I have been taken advantage of before in the past and I'm just getting a distinct deja vu. Even if it's not intentional on his side, I don't think it's good for me. Like the first time he texted me (in over 2 years after I ghosted him with no attempt to reach out to him (take the fucking hint)), it felt like seeing a box of pills in the CVS aisle. I was thinking "god, I shouldn't do this...but I should see what happens, maybe it won't be as bad as last time...." Just that same feeling I got when I decided to relapse.

And like dude. It's always gonna be as bad as last time: quit taking chances on shit that you know will fail you!!! So Idk. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I shouldn't talk to someone who just drains me, bc that'll drain him too. Plus I'm allowed to not fucking like someone and the guy didn't even wish me happy birthday or congratulate me on my 5 months of sobriety. Things in my status. And I know he reads statuses bc he messaged me about one of them before. Plus he rejected me on my birthday!!!

And now you wanna come crawling back and then act like I'm obsessed!?!? You were the one who came back into my life, not the other way around! I was over you until you came back. And now I'm over you again. But you're not over me. But you're so fuckin allergic to commitment that you just wanna keep acting like I'm smitten with you. After you strung me along with no regards for my feelings. Not because you're evil, but because you're fucking dumb. And I'm not dealing with someone who's that stupid. Hope you work your issues out, but I'm not here to fix you, nor do I want to. That's on you!! Figure it out!!!

Anyway um if anyone read this far thank u. Feel free to add input just please be nice. And uhhh. Aita???

#cj rambles #vent #situationship #gay #mlm #trans #ftm #dude i hate it here #minors dni #like seriously. you literally rejected me.#and then came back and was like 'oh ur trying to get me to like you' when I'm literally NOT.#like. i say im interested in a relationship and you get cold feet.#but when i move on from wanting a romance with you you fucking turn around.#which tells me that you dont want me. you just want to be desired without having to reciprocate #and frankly i dont deserve that like. you used me as a rebound once and that was on you.#but im not letting you play me again. even if you want to change. bc frankly i dont like you bro #and also i hate the raceplay it makes me feel like a piece of shit like i dont genuinely believe but. its too far for me.#like i just feel awful doing it and i dont like this guy enough to feel comfortable doing it now that i think ab it #and hes weirdly fixated on me being white too like. i get it. im pale. i look dead at times. chill.#i would like that same energy to b directed to my transness pretty please. actually not the same energy but still....#like idk the vibes are horrendous rn i just dont know how to cut him off bc i dont want him to worry about me (or try to contact me again)#like idk this may sound mean but...Yeah im gonna be mean actually #this guy is a fucking loser who needs therapy i don't have the patience to fucking deal with him #like hes beneath me bc he's conservative/sexist/lowkey transphobic/doesn't do a lot of introspection.#and maybe that's selfish but that's just more reason to not associate with him. bc this is gonna turn toxic bc im losing my patience yk?#plus i can't do long distance. i need quality time and physical touch. you can't kiss and cuddle through a screen.#also our aesthetics are very different and he's hot but he's not my type. also i don't like his voice. and i have a thing about voices.#also his dick is too big like. i can't get 3 fingers in and that thing just looks like it would hurt. im good. im not a size queen.#like idk the more i think about it the more i realize that we r not compatible #i dont want you bro just fuck OFF!!!

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dravidious · 5 months

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The new ranked season on MTG Arena just started and I did a quick draft this morning, and I got matched against the bottom-of-the-barrel bronze players I've seen in months. They attacked me with a 4/4 when I had a 5/5 vehicle primed and ready to be crewed, and I figured "oh dang, I guess they have a combat trick. oh well, I'll force them to use it" so I blocked. And they just let their 4/4 die. So THEN I was like "oh I guess they just attacked to trigger its ability? not really worth it tho." And THEN they played a Dusk Rose Reliquary on my vehicle (exiles a creature or artifact). After combat. That they had in their hand from the start. Did they just... forget that vehicles can block? Truly, we cannot comprehend the advanced tactics of the bronze rank players.

#asks #unfortunately i went 3-3 on that draft #in 2 of the games all my stuff got removed and i kept drawing noncreatures #and in the 3rd loss i drew all mountains with a hand full of white cards #vehicle was Bladewheel Chariot btw #seriously that card is so good i can't believe they printed that #so many craft cards are like “pay 3 mana for a shock and then 3 more mana for a decent equipment”#just terrible overpriced sorcery effects with transformed sides that are NOT strong enough to justify it #then Spring-Loaded Sawblades comes in and is literally just 2 decent cards stapled together #5 damage to a tapped creature for 2 mana? that's just a better Summary Judgement!#and then 4 mana for a 5/5 crew 1 vehicle with an alternate crew condition? solid! not great but solid!#this card is 2 cards #you remove an opponent's small-to-moderate creature and then you get a big creature (with a small downside)#craft cards are basically just adventures the more i think about it #except going on the adventure is mandatory

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m-ayo-o · 4 months

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-> when the jjk men fuck the tightest girly around <3 tw# reader is small, unprotected sex, size kink, "fat" cock, tummy bulge, cervix fxcking +++++ reader's 🐱 is too small for them :( no sukuna bc i do not wish death upon the reader

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Toji

Most women he meets are "tight" by his standards. He's used to it. He finds himself constantly dealing with complaints; too fucking big, it won't fit. But you... you're tighter. He knows he'll have to be careful. He rests his dick on your belly and just watches you panic for a minute. He looks at your body and how your legs are folded up and the way his hand seems to cover your whole midriff where he's holding you still. Your eyes dart down to his cock, that's just so... fat. He holds it in his hand and starts teasing you with the tip, sliding up and down, pushing you open. But he's just playing with you.

When you beg him just right he starts slotting himself inside while his predatory gaze fixes on your puffy lower stomach. You wonder why he's staring there so intently until you look down to see him sinking in, followed by the unmistakable rise of your stomach. Your eyes go wide. You've never seen anything like that before. He rests his hand there to feel himself and just gives you an arrogant smirk, loving your shocked reaction.

He leans in some more and your legs start trying to squeeze shut. He just gets all frustrated and mad that he can't stuff all his cock inside in one go, but he deals with it and sinks inside as far as you'll take him. Maybe he can get a nice cock ring to hug his base next time so he can get a little attention there as well. It feels wrong, not being balls deep inside you, but he knows he would literally tear you open if he got back any further.

"I'm not all the way in. Is that seriously all you can take? Pussy's so small, come here- oh, shit, tha's really the back, huh? Ok, ok, calm down, don't fuckin' cry, baby, I'll just sit nice and snug against you here- yeah, is that your cervix? It hurts? Look, there's still inches of me left, just let me have this, let me- ngh, don't tell me not to cum inside- I'll cum where I want, pretty girl."

Kento

It's your first time 'sleeping over' at his place and he's more fucking nervous than you. You've never even seen his dick before but when you unzip him while he's grabbing at his thighs trying to contain a moan you hold and squeeze him and he barely fits.

You're using two hands on his shaft and your tongue on his tip- now you can really see what you're dealing with your mouth is starting to water. You do your best to accommodate him with your mouth first, sucking only half his cock like some massive, thick lollypop. Then when he tugs at your hair and lifts you up onto his spread legs, you feel his sticky tip poking your cute pussy and you just have to try.

He lets you go down at your own pace as your body struggles with the circumference of his shaft. But he's getting in there, slowly, and he's groaning and sighing so beautifully you just have to keep going. You have to try to take him whole, but it just stops. You let out a squeal of frustration. But, to your pleasure, he just holds your back and starts moving his hips, guiding you over his massive member.

"Mmh- mm, fuck- both hands, honey, yeah- o-oh, your mouth, ah, is that the back of your throat, already? Okay, come up here, yeah keep your legs nice and wide- hold onto my shoulders, that's it. Mm, yeah, slower, slower, d-don't rush it, hah- ah, fuck! No, no, that's it you can't go any deeper, sweetie, don't worry please don't hurt yourself. That's enough. Good girl, let me do it now."

Satoru

This kitty got claws, and god damn he's gonna sink them into the fat of your ass when he's impatiently trying to get his dick in your cute little hole. He moans and cries and nearly pulls out to throw a fucking tantrum because he can't fit, but after scolding him and telling him you don't care how many inches he can get inside you his usual bravado returns. He holds the slim curve of your waist that just looks ridiculously tiny in his big hands and he just stares at where he's sinking in and out of you, getting your cream all over him.

He grabs your hair into a ponytail now, his thumb playfully slipping over your ass while he rails you with all he can give you and he starts to feel rather smug. Although he's not getting his usual treatment- a deep fucking that has sweet pussy juices of his lucky partner coating him right from base to the very tip of his perfectly curved cock- he is starting to enjoy the fact that he's just too long.

He's joked about it, sure, turning girls down, saying stuff like, 'you won't be able to handle me anyway, princess', or 'you should fuck my friend instead, his dick isn't as big'. But he didn't realise he'd ever actually find a girl so tiny that it just wasn't physically possible. It's not as if he needed an ego boost in that department, but he starts to enjoy the idea so much that he has to get his phone out to take a few pictures (that will definitely get a lot of use). Maybe he'll show Suguru, too, just to show off a little. But he really does need to get his whole cock coated, so maybe next time he'll try your ass.

"It won't fit!! Ugh, it's not fair, how come I ended up with the cutest most pretty girl who has the smallest puss- oh! Ok, I'm sorry, jesus! Don't take it so personally I just wanted to fuck you properly... tsk- yeah, at least you're all filled up, huh? Yeah? Oh, it really does feel good? Ok, ok fine let me fuck you like this I don't care- yeah, s'not my fault my dick is so big just- ugh, get on your knees, mmh- yeah show me that ass!"

Suguru

He tries to coax you open so gently and frowns like he's done something wrong, encouraging you as if he could expand the very walls of your vagina, as if he could relocate your cervix. He spits on your clit and rubs it around with his thumb in slow circles until you cream on him one more time and he sucks his teeth from that squeezing sensation that feels so much hotter because of how small you are.

And he's so fucking determined that it's his fault, but you know it's you, so you try to explain that it's all you can take and he almost doesn't believe you until he sees you wince in pain from where he's pressed against your cervix.

He looks so shocked and mesmerised, he has to pull all the way out and get his fingers inside you to check. His fingers are long and yes, they can reach close to the back too and you let out a little yelp at the familiar feeling of being filled. Two fingers. Two long, masculine fingers is all it takes and you're squirming and writhing around. He has to pin you down and sink his cock back in with new found urgency now, telling you to pinch at his nipples if you need him to ease up.

"Baby, baby shh, I know you can take some more, just- yeah, try to relax, let me open you up- mmh- maybe you just need one more, one more- that's it. No way? I can't get any fucking deeper? I- I've never fucked a girl with such a cute pussy- no it's okay don't say sorry, you're gorgeous- so fucking tight it's making me dizzy. Uh uh, no you won't just suck me off instead I'm going to fuck you stupid just don't let me hurt you, ok?"

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I should rewatch Cleverman

#it kinda looks like it's available to stream but i won't know for sure til i check the family streaming device #if ever a show deserved more hype... (AND TO NOT GET CANCELLED!!)#also my husband hasn't seen it (or has maybe seen 2 episodes max) and i think he would like it #there's Beasts. he loves beasts #literally he's gonna be like 'aw look how nice this monster is that's killing people and eating their organs <3 <3 <3'#are there any other beasts... i can't remember. but hopefully #also rob collins is very hot i watched a pretty annoying rom-com series for him just to see him as a romantic lead #i'd love to watch him as hot garbage again tho. frankly the rom com series didn't do a good enough job with him #takes him away and places him on a shelf. you can have him back when you're ready to take this seriously #hmmmmm i definitely intended to spend hours thinking about media when i decided to get out of bed at 6am instead of trying to sleep again #i had no intentions of looking at. oh i don't know. homework #what's this series Queen of Oz though... Rob Collins AND Catherine Tate... might be worth a look

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