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#furry#digital art#military#character#i really dont know what species these dude is#he's kinda smug tho i like his style
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Not my aunt (who used to have an ex fighting dog even tho she had no knowledge of how to train or handle an abused dog and as a result the poor baby spent a large portion of her life locked in a bedroom) saying she agrees with campsites not allowing pit bulls 😐
#she was like 'i would never do it again 😔' yeah bro bc you dont know what you're doing#i personally would not currently or any time soon adopt an abused/ex fighting dog. bc i do not have the knowledge needed to help them#i would love to gain the knowledge one day. and adopt a pit that everyone else is scared of. and help it heal.#but getting one now bc 'oh i can handle it!!!' isn't good for anyone involved especially the dog#the bias against pit bulls is ridiculous. they have no predisposition to aggression any more than other dogs#i said that and she was like but their bite force is so much stronger :(#also not really true!#and fr youre gonna ban an entire species of dog bc they have strong jaw :( dude getting bit by any large dog is not going to be comfortable!
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This dude just took catcalling to another level🙂
#Went to the supermarket near my grandma’s house and on my way back this dude sitting across the street called#it went kinda like ‘would u like a nice bf? id do anything for u to give me ur number right now’#i didnt even look his way and continued walking#so imagine a cross road. he’s sitting or standing on the other side of the cross and im this side abt to turn into the alley#so be can still see my walk to my grandma’s house#the only reaction i give him is a middle finger as i fully turn my back (yea probably shouldn’t have done that i know)#so then he’s like… there’s no way to translate what he said but the closest equivalent would be ‘dayummm’ i guess#so he’s like ‘dayyummm id give u any amnt of money for u to give me ur number. a million? 2 million? 5 million…’#he went up too 100.#mind u his networth is probably nowhere near 50#the best part was probably the junkie sitting somewhere in the middle watching it all kdmfkdkdks#yeah its a questionable neighborhood and im so happy i dont live here#this was just bizarre#dude trynna buy me#like????? really??? is that what u think girls want??#also i was masking and wearing baggy clothes#U JUST SEE A FEMALE SPECIES AND GO WILD????#story time with niki
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Hello :D
You're so cool
Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?
You're very cool :D love your stuff dude
(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))
hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!
so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.
Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)
For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.
of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?
for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.
so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3
still,
that fear
never
really
goes
away.....
#cue the 2003 tmnt dramatic Shredder sound effect TM#my art#rat sons#tmnt au#ask reply#TOOK ME A FULL MONTH TO ANSWER AND IM STILL NOT SUPER PLEASED WITH THE RESULTS BUT#also apologies if shits incohierent im v sick rn#but thank you so much for the question copper!!#a parents grief and terror at the thought of outliving their children#always gets me#and boy howdy these rat babies do Not make that shit easy for ol Splinter#all of them have brushed too close to death too many times#tbh thats probably why he started teaching them ninjutsu etc#like yeah yeah discpline and routine and practice all excellent lessons#but also#yall squishy babies and ur father is Stressed please learn to fight good so its one less thing he has to worry about#sorry splints theyre hamatos now theyre destined for danger#cw blood#cw gore
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My thoughts as I rewatch Wednesday, part 3
Part 1 / Part 2
-xavier has the weathervane and wants to trade with ajax, but ajax goes to uriah’s heap with enid, why didn’t he trade? he is apparently xavier’s best friend and he probably knows what tyler did to him?
-why does donavan hate outcasts so much? he was once married to and had a kid with one? what happened to his wife? does he recognize the hyde attack patterns?
-seen people say wednesday manuipulates enid into trading assignments with her and that literally makes no sense. enid was so excited to spend time with ajax! it was a fair trade!
-eugene with yoko and bianca, i love that weirdo
(took a break 12 minutes in to make brownies and listen to the ologies episode about thanatology, just thought y’all should know that)
-i wish wednesday had severely hurt those pilgrims (i love lucas later on, but my dude??)
-wednesday cleaning his vomit is disgusting.. please please stop, he is capable of cleaning himself off
-“what the fudge are you doing in here missy?!” stop. stop it. never speak again. (i don’t really have a problem with real/other people saying this so idk why it bothers me so much when she does)
-enid and ajax are not two different species (in the way they’re implying at least) they’re outcasts, they’re somewhat popular, they have the sameish friend group, they fit. this conversation doesn’t fit them together, it does fit considering them with other people though. it fits considering wednesday.
-“i can’t believe he asked me!!” honey, my sweet girl, he didn’t.
-“who i speak to is none of your business” damn right!!
-GOODY ISNT A NAME. GOODY IS NOT A NAME!
-hate xavier, all my homies hate xavier
-he never believes her. he doesn’t believe her once without his own confirmation and then even when she proves herself right he STILL doesn’t believe her and then later he claims he always believed her. he lies straight up
-“are you mansplaining my power?” yeah, he really is
-“my dad the expert” YOU DONT LIKE YOUR DAD, YOU HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND MAYBE ITS WHY YOU’RE SUCH A SHIT PERSON, SO WHY ARE YOU AS A MAN WITH DADDY ISSUES USING WHAT HE HAS SAID TO PUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLE?!??
-enid clawing the side of that bus, my love, my girl, she is everything
-why does weems hate morticia so much??? please i need to know
-no because kimbott the therapist frfr scrapes roadkill off of the street and puts them in wedding dresses..
-how does donavan, a man once married to a hyde, not recognize a hyde when he sees one??
#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wenclair#wednesday 2022#wednesday x enid#wednesday#wednesday is soft for enid#enid x wednesday#larissa weems#eugene ottinger#yoko tanaka#bianca barclay#xavier thorpe#wednesday and enid#wednesday netflix#netflix wednesday#wednesday series#donovan galpin#tyler galpin
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part two of this:
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everyone say hello at my bushcat :) her name is Maple.
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Thank you for all the kind replies! ^^ to celebrate I’m letting Maple share some words of wisdom:
6)nvd .,c-%@#0”sxmlkp. d
Truly inspiring.
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you all should send my sister anonymous hate it would be funny
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NOT ME YOU FOOLS
#MY PLAN IS BACKFIRING
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I dont think that snatcher realizes that people just pecking hate him
#hatchat
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YOOOO CHAT I GOT SO MUCH CORGI MERCH FROM THE SHOPS IN NYAKUZA TODAY ILL POST IT L8TER BUT THIS IS SO RAD HOLY SHIT DUDE IM SO EXCITED!!1!
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anonymous asked: Um you do realize putting “Domesticated the Snatcher” in your bio is hella creepy right? Like it’s weird as fuck to dehumanize an already demonized species like ghosts are people too. You’re already disrespecting the dead with that but it’s especially weird seeing as he’s literally an actual murderer on top of that? Like taking away the ghost thing that’s even creepy to say about a fucking serial killer as well. Like. What the fuck man. Actually what is wrong with you??
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“what’s your gender” ermmmm im silly?
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Godssss if I have to see one more post about the lost prince of subcon I’m going to break the moon again /j
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like not just posts talking about him but ones that are just blatantly wrong or infactual but I can’t be too mad because no one knows what really happened hardly but STILL. thank stars I killed him by transitioning but STOP PUTTING HISTORY ARTICLES ABOUT HIM ON MY DASH!! PLEASE!!!!
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Anonymous asked: WAIT WHAT?????? Amy did you???? Know the lost Prince of Subcon?????? Also what’s the context of the transition thing? What????
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go talk to @ thesnatcher about it because I don’t care about that guy anymore (referring to the prince, not snatcher, love u ^^🩵❤️(i want to trap him in the horizon sometimes))
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anonymous asked: YOUR SISTER IS THE FUCKING SUBCON PRINCE WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????
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oh gods what happened why are we talking about this GET OUT OF MY ASKS.
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anonymous asked: Amy why did you say to talk to your brother and not you?????
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…because he’s the prince too…? I thought everyone knew this??
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MOON YOU DID NOT JUST OUT ME TO ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS WHAT THE HELL
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WHAT HUH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KNOWN FACT? IS IT NOT?
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STOPPPP MY BOSSES DO NOT WANT ME TO HELP THEM MAKE A HORROR DOCUMENTARY ABOUT SNATCHER OH MY CLOTHHHHHHHH BYEEEEEEE
anyway happy day for subcon history fans i guess :p, so sad no one knows i was the one who cracked moonies egg but wat ever *kicks rock and walks away with head lowered + tail dragging behind meoh stitch i just reread the top half of the post for a microsecond i lived in a world where my bosses didnt pitch that idea to me it was so beautiful
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shady-sunburntdeactivated03122017 is both my best friend (wrote pretty accurate books on subcon history and spirits :)) and my worst enemy (wrote books on subcon history ft my deadname being everywhere in it)(I mean I suppose it is also my brothers name but it’s NOT MINE OK he can keep it)
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Sorry we made your queer platonic ghost partner match with me. Yeah he took on my flower motifs and I took on his thorn motifs. Yeah we match to show our relationship. He’s chilled out now he’s not evil anymore but he’s still a massive bitch. Yeah. Yeah he’s biace too. Yeah, sorry.
#about thorns #subconsnatcher
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quark watches star trek season 2 episode 15
i wanna burn kirks green shirt. i hate it. show me the tummy NOW!!
"i was making a little joke, sir" "extremely little, ensign" spock ily
hate to see kirk leave but love to watch him go
was so focused on the banter i forgot that this show has a plot
kirk is so passive aggressive sometimes. i want him carnally
kirks ass = amazing
weird ringing in the background, hard to focus on the dialogue its so distracting
"storagecompartmentsstoragecompartments?" "whatwhat?" kirk ily
spock is a know-it-all
Plot Grain
kirk is so sassy in this episode
uhura almost walks directly into kirks tummy. i wouldnt have stopped if i were her
weird space salesmen is giving rogueport vibes
lil fuzzball...
tribble...........
these are evil arent they
i thought currency didnt exist in star trek? theyre clearly exchanging currency here
uhura ily
This Grain Is Very Important
kirks fussy. baby needs a nap
the klingons are up to somethin
did the klingons send the tribble
"let me ASSURE you that my INTENTIONS ARE PEACEFUL." ok buddy
"kling-ins"
"my dear ~captain koloth~" kirk stop flirting with everyone who wants to kill you
hm i wonder which political event the writers were thinking about. perhaps. the cold war? no way
there are more tribbles now
spock is not immune to tribble calming powers
i want more side shots of kirk im obsessed with his tum tum
"pipeitdownheremisterchekov"
tribble mitosis
william shatners been getting pretty mumbly lately
return of space rogueport salesman
ok it appears the klingons dont know or care about the tribbles
nevermind they actively dislike them
the tribble economy is in shambles
"earthers"
klingon is passive aggressively praising/criticizing kirk in the most homoerotic way
klingon sounds drunk
"klingonese"
scotty can handle klingon dude dissing kirk but dissing the enterprise is too far. kirk was right, the enterprise really is a beautiful lady and we love her
Were Fighting Now
weirdly long fight scene
"i wanna know who started it" vice principle isnt a good look on you kirk
thought kirk was gonna smack scottys ass for a sec there. woulda been in character
scotty recalls the kirk criticisms verbatim
kirks fussy again
this is too many tribbles
mccoy likes tribbles more than spock
spock likes tribbles more than mccoy
make out already
kirk sits his ass on a tribble
Far Too Many Tribbles
"theyre born pregnant" what
tribbles are canonically bisexual
kirk is too cranky for tribbles
tribbles are an invasive species
This Too Is About The Cold War
yeah this is just way too many tribbles. its just too much
the tribbles are Problematic
kirk gets a tidal wave of tribbles dumped on him. i love this show
someone help kirk hes drowning in tribbles
dont yell at kirk hes drowning in tribbles
kirk is drowning in dead tribbles
i envy the prop person who got to drop tribbles on william shatners head
everyones pissed at kirk today
tribbles are klingonphobic
oh no! a sovie- i mean klingon spy!
"its been impregnated with a vahrus"
i think kirk just forced this dude into slave labor
does teleporting tribbles into a klingon ship count as biological warfare
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avatar 2 spoilers leave now
I feel so bad for spider.
Not only was his dad an evil military dude who wants death and - if not for jake sully - would have exterminated the na'vi, his parents were killed before he got the chance to know them leaving him orphaned and marooned on an alien planet where he cant even breathe the air without a special mask. He probably didnt go outside for the first couple years of his life cause he couldnt wear a mask properly.
He was then adopted by and raised as a species that isnt his own (talk about body dysphoria) causing him to even go as far as to paint himself blue to act more like a na'vi.
THEN HES F-ING KIDNAPPED AND USED AS RANSOM BY HIS ADOPTES MOTHER LIKE WTH WOMAN CHILL
Not only that but not-quritch who even said hes not spiders father but acts better than his "real" dad lets go of his kidnapee in exchange for spider only for his adopted dad to then start a fight to the death with him???
I dont blame spider for rescuing not-quritch i cant even imagine what was going through his mind at that moment.
Than spider who was just basically backstabbed by 2/3 of his parents goes to the ones who he probably felt just betrayed him.
Spider has better morals than 90% of humanity and is one blueish person who really needs therpy. Tune in next time for why kitty needs therapy
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this took too much unnecessary courage to send haha </3
What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?
- A loving feeling by Mitski ( Holding hands under a table Meeting up in your bedroom Making love to other people Telling each other it's all good )
What is your Enneagram type?
- INTP 5w4 !
Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?
- I do<3 i just like space things in general, I find it neat!!
Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.
- didn't have one, I spent most of my childhood people watching and watching stuff on the TV
What is your go-to way to fall asleep?
- hugging a spare pillow next to my dog :) (i love my dog)
If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)
- I changed my name because it felt nice when people ( my friends ) referred to me as it and made me feel more comfortable with who i am in general !!
What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?
- I love all of them but if I had to pick I think I'd have to go with Huxley and Damien's valenweek 2024 audio. I could feel my stomach turning throughout and falling into the vulnerability, seeing the misunderstanding playing out. When there is so much love, so much love for one another, one's insecurities can rear its ugly head so loudly</3
What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don't get the hype for. (I won't judge, I promise.)
- im so sorry but i just dont get the hype wit vega n blake.
Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.
-.. im not into any of those 😭 I get overwhelmed when I use my eyes too much so I just stick with Audiobooks, podcasts, etc (OUUUU I LOVE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SO MU)
Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?
- Caelum. I wanna give him the biggest hug I could ever muster. I wanna draw pictures with Caelum. I wanna make friendship bracelets with Caelum. I WANT CAELUM AS MY BFF 😓
Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)
- I don't talk when I'm tired, I just go completely nonverbal and just lay in my bed with no lights on until i doze off !!
Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment.
- it's just a mix of my favorite artists and music that make my brain feel fuzzy:3 (mitski, cas, matt maltese, david bowie, TV girl, msi, the rare occasions, etc)
What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?
- horror movies (found films). Specifically 'As Above, So Below'. The movie is SO good but it'll keep me awake all night</3
So there’s quite a few reasons I like this match, but two of the most compelling to me are your Enneagram and INTP. The Logician/Philosopher combo makes you a good fit for Avior.
These personality types give me the impression of someone introverted with a curious and unique nature who thinks more than they necessarily say; this would intrigue Avior. I think once he gets to know you, he’d really love to hear all your thoughts and talk with you, and find out what’s going on up in your head. Yet, your chipper nature is a pleasant contrast to his more sardonic, sarcastic temperament. You’d lighten him up and make him smile.
Even in your weird, little Aligherian prison, I think y’all would get along and have fun in your own ways. You’re a big fan of space; who better to tell you about it than a member of a magical species all named after stars? He could show you another section of the cosmos every night. When out of hell, you could have the opportunity to show him things instead. I’m personally delighted by the idea of Avior enjoying The Magnus Archives, so I will not let this headcanon go for anything. (I think he enjoys the metatextual nature of the Fears and hilariously relates to Jon and Martin in Season 5 iykyk)
Song:
There's nothing you or I can do so let the stars fall/ 'Cause from up here the sky's my thoughts and we're all so small/ We're all so/ My heart and the earth share the same rule/ It starts with love and it ends with you/ But don't go outside, it's dangerous tonight/ Without me right here by your side
I can’t quite pin down Avior’s music taste, I’ll admit, but you strike me as a possible Cavetown fan, so I hope you like this pick. I just couldn’t resist a sweet, cute love song titled Meteor Shower for you two, you know? It gives hopeful vibes, like the two of you knowing you’ll make it out and dreaming of that coffeeshop.
Runner-ups:
David is a runner-up for you, because your personality Types lowkey give Introverted Angel, you feel? David would like that, buuuut I want someone nicer and Space-aligned for you, so not him. Ivan is my favorite runner-up for you because you would be his type and because the two of you being horror buffs together is a very fun, silly idea to me.
note: I hope you enjoy your match-up 💜
Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌
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please tell me about the mousetrap thing I'm so curious!
I feel like I've misled you guys into thinking this history is interesting... it's really not 😭
anyway for everyone interested here is my good friend rat trap h24760 from the queensland museum
not 100% sure about when this was made but I found similar ones in a trade catalogue from 1933 (thank you to the shit people have uploaded onto archive.org)
from memory the dude who first created shit like this filed for the patent in 1899 and was granted it in 1903. did you know you can search (probably just us) patents on google? i didnt until this assignment. anyway. this dude whose name I think was Mast? was the guy who founded the Animal Trap Co. of America which would become in 1966-ish Woodstream which was apparently to reflect their vibes better or whatever.
this particular rat trap was donated either by or by the estate of Elizabeth Nesta Marks who was from what I found out a cool as hell Australian entomologist whose family had a home in Wickham Tce Brisbane, not to be confused with Wickham St where I have spent many a night stumbling around drunk trying to find a kebab. pretty sure that beautiful home is now an ugly as hell office building or some shit. such is life.
anyway elizabeth nesta marks, or "pat" marks named like 38 mosquito species and a bunch of other insects. she went to uq like yours truly. slay.
um and there's probably more both about animal traps and also elizabeth nesta marks but tbh i spent most of my assignment arguing that the rat trap should be taken out of the collection because it has basically shit all to do with queensland history and im 100% they just donated it with fucking half used cleaning products (probably idk) when clearing out her family's home.
sorry rat trap h24760 :( there's an animal trap museum in ohio which i argued should adopt you so please dont be sad.
oh members of the nesta family also did other shit but i dont care about them
anyway believe it or not this was a very fun assignment. the process of history research is often more interesting and fun than the product of that research which we call history. such is life.
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Hey, i dont know if you remember me but im the anon that sent you and ask about how i had a final work for my literature class being about creating a ring in hell inspired by the Divine Comedy, so if you are interested this is what i made:
First, we had to create a new sin that wasnt mentioned on the original text and then design the ring around it and a punishment , so i choose egocentrism.
I really liked the idea that Vivziepop had for a circus in hell, so i kinda of stole it, but i dont feel bad for that because that lady already stole a lot of things from other people 🤭.
I used my idea for a rewrite of "vivziepop's take on hell" where the circus asspect actually matters (instead of being only used for aesthetics) and the sinners are the ones being punished and tortured by being forced on torture acts, in this case, humiliating acts that destroy their pride and ego.
I made an example by showing some guy who in life was a really strong warrior, and that made him belive he was better than anybody else and would constantly tell other people they should admire him and that they would never be as strong as him.
In hell, he now lost all his muscles, being really thin. And he would have to perform the act of weight lifting, since being strong is what made him so egocentrical on life.
But the things he had to lift were things that normally are really light, like pillows and feathers. But they would be insanely heavy on the dude, making him feel like he was the weakest and it would always ends with the guy droping on the floor, crying and tired. Then he would be forced to repeat everything again.
And like that, every sinner would have its own circus act that was designed to degrade them and attack the thing that made them so prideful on life.
And the ones who perfomed these acts and tortured the sould were a new species of demons a came out with called the "cirquimps" (i couldnt came out with a better name sorry lol). I even made a drawing on how the look:
They are short, with big black eyes that look souless, having 3 arms (2 are "normal", and one is long and formed like a whip), and they all wear clothes that resemble clowns and circus artists.
Then i made the story of Dante seeing this ring.
So, in my country, the systems of notes is from 1 to 12; 1 being the lowest obviously, 6 being aceptable, and 12 being the best of all.
In this job, the teacher gave me a 11! She said it would have been a 12 if it wasnt because i forgot to make the story from Dante's perspective, but she loved it!
And thats the story of how my ideas of rewrites for Vivziepop's hell gave me a great grade for my final proyect, thank you Viv for creating such a bad take on hell that helped my form better ideas!
Well, there you go! Congrats on your 11, Anon, it sounds well deserved!
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@spiderwebd regretevator
Regretevator (Game) is similar to The Normal Elevator from older days of roblox, being that you enter an elevator and it will arrive on a myriad of different floors to explore, minigames to complete, or just . Funny Thing
The Regretevator (the actual Elevator) is an interdimensional form of travel that is used by various entities to get around. It is confirmed to be able to go Anywhere. and seems to be able to transcend time and space which is always fun
The game features 70+ floors currently, and has a certain style of humor to it, but what really makes it are the NPCs, interactable characters, some of which can enter the elevator and some of which cannot. Im going to recap the ones who will enter very quickly, so sorry for the imagespam here:
Mannequin_Mark
A mannequin(which is a species produced by a factory) named mark. Woodcarver as a job, has a coworker named Jim. Hates concrete. Southern accent. Divorced from Wallter.
Wallter
Used to be a human, drank cement, is now concrete. Generally nice dude. Thinks concrete is better than wood. Tall as fuck. Divorced from Mark.
PartyNoob
Often shortened to Poob. Loves parties if you couldn't tell. Can kill you if you slap them like 10 times. You can slap them. theres something so so so so fucking wrong with them holy fucking shit oh my god. oh my god oh my g Keep this asshole in Mind. Keep them in mind ple;as
Pest
Actual name is PartyGuest. Builds robots. Steals money from you. Speaks Japanese. Yes they are a bug beetle to be specific. Asshole
Lampert
Found in the 3008 level yes theres a 3008 level yes i love it. Germophobic, clean everything. Zoomies he is zoomies. Despises Infected, but knew him as Kasper
Infected
Diseased when he bought a freemodel with a virus in it. Perpetually trapped as a scene kid. Had a cat. No longer has a cat. Used to be named Kasper, infection made him forget
Unpleasant
It;s the fucking unpleasent gradient meme. does jackshit. some people headcanon that it ate infecteds cat and i think thats the funniest shit
Split
Species called a fruitaur or something, banana-snail-horse-dog-girl. Hosts a wipeout-like show named Splitsville. Lesbian. canonically has feelings for bive
Bive
Completely made of hair. Conspiracy theorist. this is just touch tone telephone. canonically has feelings for Split. may seem crazy but she Knows things
Reddy
It;s freddy from fnaf but for Red Ball Diner, go look up gregoriah regretevator and tell me how gender he looks
DrRETRO
Animal Jam emote. framed for many crimes. Also knows things. Shoots lasers out of her eyes that will either kill you or heal you. meows
Gnarpy
that fucking cat everyones nuts about. Alien. Abducted Spud! and did shit to them. proud xe/they swag. was redesigned cause the creator was an ass :/
Spud!
yes the exclamation point is part of the name. was a camp councilor, got abducted by gnarpy and experimented on, is this now. that line is his mouth btw. if you click it 200 times it will explode. please be nice to them :(
Pilby
Clown fired from job after to bad of stage fright. They are just a sad thing tbh
Prototype
lovely little robot, if a bit glitchy and unfinished. VERY nicey ! a researcher, learns info on everythings for their database! my friend made this one :3!
FleshCousin
(invasive)Species of shapeshifters. Repeats words back at you in jumbled wordsalad. they dont seem malicious i dont think . my favorite. ever. the best
Jermbo
a cat
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There's more NPCs but i just covered the basic ones(new one being added soon made by my friend as well :3333333333)
BASICISH LORE SHIT:
this is MR
it is an effigy for a spirit and when it enters the elevator it has a chance to cut the lights and burn any NPC in the elevator. EXCEPT FOR FUCKING POOB. the spirit that inhabits MR is also the same one that protects poob. and if you look close at the game youll see POOB SI FUCKING EVERYWHEREi have to stop here before i go fucking insane but the basic premise is these two are tied and i dont know why or what how whatthe fuckkkk theres a whole lot more like theres a damn religion surrounding it and symbolism of the axolotl sun which means something but fuck FUCK!!!!
#regretevator#ye shure if you have any other questions Please ask i need to tell you i have to go nuts forever this is so incomprehensible oh my go
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since you did a poll of doing kin flags, a hadal snailfish flag? :0 i know its really obscure so i get it if your rather not! ^^ /nm/gen
First flag :)
Also, guys! Everyone who makes a request says 'oh but its a really uncommon species so its ok if you dont want to'. My whole point is I want everyone to have something for themselves, especially the really weird dudes! Everyone deserves to be included! I will always do your weird animals requests, dont even worry about it!
Hadal Snailfish flag!
Here is a picture of them since most people probably havent seen them.
The colours represent:
Dark blue - deep ocean color since they live in trenches
Light blue - their translucent skin
Beinge/pink - skin color
Red circle - Japan's flag, as they are only found in deep sea trenches off the coast of japan
Let me know what you guys think of the flag and make sure to vote on the pole (if its still up when you see this lol)
#therian#therianthropy#alterhuman#otherkin#therian things#flag#kin flag#kinflag#pride flag#flag making#flags#pride flags#fish#fish kin#fishkin#fish therian#deep sea#marine therian#marine kin#deep sea therian
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i mean. surely god wouldnt punish you for doing something a liar told you to do. right. like im trustworthy. we're just having a good apple.
well you are. im not. it would be kind of awkward if i was- anyway i probably shouldnt talk about my eating habits. oh thats how you eat. um.
i knew that.
see. yeah. i told you itd be fine. you've passed the trial. im sure god is going to come over anytime now to congratulate you and tell you that you've done good. so uhhh.
hm. i didnt think id get this far. okay well. i think you should be feeling and having some new thoughts. anything rattling in there you want to tell me
rattling. like. a snake. well im not a rattlesnake i think im supposed to be... i dont actually know. maybe a species of viper... oops lets get back to you. anything feeling anything
um. yeah im. i dont feel good about this. like this feels Bad. my head kind of hurts. this is a lot to process at once. um. so like. do you know what sinning is. because this kind of feels like one- or like what one is supposed to feel like. my skin feels crawly. also i kind of know what snakes are now. you kind of look like one. can't tell which one you are but you look really similar. like. kind of unnaturally similar. my head hurts. did i mention how much my head hurts? i- oh shit is that god over there oh fuck oh shit dude what the fuck. dude you said he wouldn't get mad!! what the fuck!!
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Tell us more about locusts!!!
I DONT KNOW IF U KNEW WHAT U WERE SIGNING UP FOR BUT THANK U FOR ASKING!!!
they’re insane! they’re grasshoppers! or they were before they got too buddy buddy with the other grasshoppers while trying to eat food when it’s scarce as hell in the desert. very “you’re not you when you’re hungry,” except snickers never did an ad campaign on the dangers of locusts…
anyway. grasshoppers usually travel alone. the saying is “lone wolf” but really it should be “lone grasshopper,” okay? okay. but, when food is scarce, they’re forced to gather together in one spot to eat, getting so close to each other that they bump their little leggies together constantly. this sounds harmless right? a little cuddle never hurt anyone right?? wrong! in about 20 of the 7000 known grasshopper species, something about rubbing their little leggies together triggers what’s called a “gregarious phase,” which is a hilarious term to me but that’s not important. they get greggy. and WHEN they get greggy, they undergo a whole chemical transformation basically overnight!!
a greggy boi will transform magical girl style, from tan (best to blend into the desert when alone) to bright yellow and black (which might signal they’re toxic — interestingly enough, when they get greggy, they start to change their diet to ingest local toxic plants that they used to avoid) and actually become slightly smaller than their grasshopper counterparts. their legs and wings become stronger though, so they can fly super long distances with their buddies and. well. yknow, destroy vast fields of crops cause they looove carbs now! and unfortunately so do we, hence why a plague of locusts has been a major problem since the dawn of time :)
but wait! there’s more! i bet you’re wondering how these plagues of locusts get so big and only come around every so often, right? well. turns out that these species of grashopper lay their eggs in damp soil. so, when there’s a lot of rain in the african desert, there’s a lot of free real estate for these hoppers to make massive amounts of hopper babies! except, those hopper babies have to eat, and BOY CAN THEY EAT. so they’ll eat and eat all the new vegetation that came with those Rains Down In Africa that Toto was talking about, and then what? well, if there’s enough rain and enough vegetation like there was a few years ago, then there’s enough time for potentially more than one generation of grashopper to procreate before the vegetation finally can’t keep up with their appetites. each generation can grow exponentially by about 20 times the previous gen, and a generation cycle only takes 3 months! which means, many months later when they finally do have to gather together to eat the last vestiges of food? there’s JUST. SO. MANY OF THEM. just an insane number of grashoppers in one place, getting soooo greggy. and that leads to what you may call A FUCKING LOCUST STORM OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS COMING FOR YOUR GRAINS. BAD NEWS BEARS.
so anyway, africa has a locust patrol of dudes just out there in the desert, looking for signs that grasshoppers are about to get greggy and destroy everything AGAIN, so they can proactively poison them and save the crops, but. sometimes they slip by like they did in 2018 and things get real bad.
also, if you have a greggy breed of grasshopper, you CAN trigger their transformation yourself by rubbing their legs enough, which i find endlessly fascinating.
and um. yeah! i’m likely forgetting lots of stuff in there because i just woke up but. there you have my very brief rundown on locust basics
#i found out that locusts were grasshoppers a few years ago and lost my mind for a while researching them#busted into my roomies room like BRO DID YOU KNOW????#so anyway. love to talk about locusts!#gracie answers
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ROUND 1 / SIDE B / POLL 12
Lopu Rhaavuna (@mages-ballad) v. Big-Chungus Funny Icarus (@swageus-harmonia)
Lopu Rhaavuna:
q. What is your WoL name and pronouns?
a. Lopu Rhaavuna, she/her
q. What is your WoL's species?
a. Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te
q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes?
a. IC-ly her primary jobs are Bard and Dancer. Secondary to that, Sage and Reaper.
q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you?
a. Mateus [Crystal]
q. Tell us a bit about your WoL!
a. I took inspiration for Lopu's character and story from the mahou shoujo genre, with the core elements being that a seemingly-average girl discovers she actually has the capability for magical powers, and uses those to help spread hope and save others. Love is a major theme for Lopu, and its what gives her the strength and motivation to do what she does.
Lopu grew up in Gridania, where she left and became the Warrior of Light at age 25. She's always had a deep feeling of wanderlust within her, and the events of the MSQ are what kickstart her into being able to get out and see the world. She's lived her life knowing there had to eventually be more out there for her, and her assumptions are proven right as she takes up the title of the WoL and makes herself known. She's no doubt had her ups and downs, but never once has she regret her journey. Others may call her a hero; but even after all this time she still considers herself just an adventurer that likes to help people.
In her free time, Lopu has a few hobbies she likes to indulge in! She's very big on cooking and sharing the food she makes, gardening and growing her own ingredients, hunting, training, running Treasure Maps, and of course hanging out with the Scions. Outside of saving the universe, she's a very sweet and humble woman.
q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!)
a. "Ah? Um…"
Lopu takes a lock of her thick hair to twirl around and play with while she ponders the question.
"I think I should win because… It would make me really happy if I did?" She laughs a little, giving a flash of fangs. "Truthfully, I can't really think of a good reason! I guess there is the fact I saved the universe, but I wouldn't want people to feel obliged to put me on a pedestal just for that."
"Maybe… If I win, I'll bake a huge celebratory cake to share with everyone! That works, right? People tend to be more motivated to vote if there's food involved, yes?"
q. Anything else you wanna add?
a. AS HER CREATOR I SAY VOTE FOR LOPU BECAUSE SHE IS SO CUTE AND HUGGABLE AND SILLYGIRL-CORE AND HAS THICK THIGHS AND I LIKE HER A LOT AND ALSO IF SHE WINS I WILL ACTUALLY DO A GPOSE OF HER AND THE CAKE AND EVERYONE CAN HAVE SOME!!!!! VOTE FOR LOPU #LOPUSWEEP #LOPUSWEEP #LOPUSWEEP #LOPUSWEEP #LOPUSWEEP
Icarus:
q. What is your WoL name and pronouns?
a. technically his name is Icarus but his name in critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv is Big-Chungus Funny so do whatever you want with that information (he/they pronouns also)
q. What is your WoL's species?
a. Mr Chungus is a whole ass Viera
q. What is your WoL's class? Or classes?
a. His class is whatever I damn well feel like playing with, but for an actual conk creet answer he mains gunbreaker reaper and black mage
q. What data centre/server are you on, if you want people to find you?
a. im on zalera crystal data centre :)
q. Tell us a bit about your WoL!
a. Icarus is just Some Guy really, homeboy just woke up in fuckin uldah one day and lemme tell ya it went downhill from there lmao. He is also cursed with Not Remembering Anything(which is my excuse for not knowing some shit abt the story because my dumb ass skipped cutscenes OMEGALUL), dude got REALLY fucked up in shadowbringers with the whole light poisoning thing and just. lost memories of shit pre-shb. Also his dork ass horns and wings were bc of the whole shb thing dont worry abt it. Anyways now he just fuckin sits his bitch ass around his stank aah island smoking weed that makes you evil idk
q. Why should YOU win? (Answer IC!)
a. uhhh uhhh fuckin uuh #BIGCHUNGUSSWEEP
q. Anything else you wanna add?
a. man my wol was just a shitpost character and i got too attached i had to pull all this info out my ass :/
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