#i really am out her calling him val like we're buddies or something | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

alastorsfuckassbob · 4 months

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You know you're getting too tired to keep writing for the night when shit like this..

"If Val wanted to listen to some random lanky old man’s diet bitchy British accent and senseless uppity rambles; he would have turned on Downton Abby or some other old pretentious shit."

or perhaps

"The club had opened a little more than ten minutes ago, as its owner he had an obligation to fulfill his duties (flirt with hot guys) ,and supervise the club floor (get blackout drunk and fuck aforementioned hot guys )."

or maybe even

"His pointed fingers gripped tighter around his glass. Getting information out of "barney the big purple pimp" was going to be harder than he anticipated."

appears on the page and you actually consider not scrapping it.

#hazbin hotel #oh my god im going insane #im having too much fun writing a lighthearted lil tiff betwen our favorite radio demon and barney the big purple pimp #alastor x being politely rude my sassy king #theyre both sassy as fuck but vals a shitty person #i really am out her calling him val like we're buddies or something

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