I am going to need Dr. Sharon to meet Dr. Jacob at some point.

Dr. Jacob: Oh! You’re Ted’s friend!

Dr. Sharon: No, I’m not.

Dr. Jacob: Oh.

Dr. Sharon: Because it would be wildly inappropriate for me to have a relationship with a patient outside of the office.

Dr. Jacob: Oh.

Dr. Sharon: Yes. Oh.

What would mlms look like in the neath? They *have* to have them right?

Mlm like the pyramid scheme not like men loving men. We know the Neath’ got plenty of those.

I’m talking tupperware parties, scentsy huns, the works

@yorshie how does it feel being the funniest person in turtle hell

Thank you Earthspark for providing me with such delicious scenes of Megatron and Bee helpless and in pain. Please do Optimus next.

I think I spent a lot of time in old churches, like a monk. I'm very comfortable around that kind of music, with that kind of creeping around, with being very quiet. My ballet teacher believes that my head was cut off in another life, too. I totally give with my body except for my neck. Even if I go to the beauty salon, I can't put my head back. They have to hold it or it will drop. The same thing happens when I dance or get a massage. It’s very weird.

Stevie Nicks, Playboy Interview, July, 1982

Someone pls draw Eddie wearing outfits Robert Plant wore peak Led Zeppelin. I will pay you money dollars

what flowers do you associate with c!dream?

in desperate need of a spencer reid being a hissy little bitch compilation

Does anyone have the gif of lestat dropping Louis from the stratosphere? Please and thank you

Hottest Korean actor over 35?

Hey Souls tumblr!

What's your favorite DS1 armor?

does anyone have a list of who the characters on the tbc covers are? like not just the ominous floating heads but the little scenes too

nothing more startling to be minding my own business, have a mental image of uta pop in my head, and then wide eye at hearing mira in the back of mind say "my babygirl"

Polling whoever of you is on tumblr currently:

How old is Ruth?

For reference Alison is 46 but obviously real life years don’t match up to in-universe years etc etc.

Y'ALL THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

IS HOLLOW MIND THE SECOND TO LAST EPISODE OF TOH S2????