I have thee worst fuckn friends in the universe

When I’m seriously dating someone, somehow they always manage to surround me with and introduce me to thee most intoxicatingly beautiful women

But without fail when I’m single, they act like they never met a pretty girl before, let alone actually know any

I think I need new friends

Friend: Romance Astarion, he's so sweet. Me (Galemancer): Ok sure *Romances Astarion, full heartbreak, trauma etc...* Friend: What do you mean Astarion isn't a horny character?

Turns out she had missed the entirety of his fucking character. I just... can't. Like I'm not going to go on a full crazy rant but man am I disappointed and confused, his trauma and remarks are not exactly subtle. Did she just skip it for the good parts??? Am I overreacting? (Most likely)

Looking for new friends✨21, upstate NY, bisexual🏳️‍🌈 but in a long term relationship:-)

Selfies for attention ❤️

I want a bestie who will go fishing and camping with me.

Bro, i think i need new friends💀

When i send you a song, bitch read the lyrics, don't just bop your head to the music :|

I don’t know how to explain to people that I feel a lot of things and this includes loving many people at once. I’m not even sure if this is about polyamory, I’m just kind of sick and tired of hearing, “Haha but you don’t really love them, you’re with your partner!” Uh no. I do love them. I love them so much so kindly fuck off

Life update: I live in Colorado now :)

It’s beeeeen awhile. 💛✨

me all the time literally

Who’s in Jersey and likes to go Hiking and/or Kayaking?

Will you always choose me?

My friend says my taste in men is horrendous

I say it isn’t

Said friend pulls up with a picture of CHASE DAVENPORT in the gc 😭😭😭

maaaaaan oh man life loves to kick me when i’m down 😮‍💨🥲

update. i didnt write a alejandro balde fic ☹️, a new person with pedri will be involved in this fic coming up, be in the lookout for the next 2 weeks. happy early thanksgiving! 💗