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#i missed my favorite funky little necromancer
weaverofink · 1 year
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i can’t wait to see their dynamic
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polzkadotz · 3 years
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I was tagged by @nakasomethingkun! Thank you, I was so bored, you have no idea kospaskapoksop
rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). see if there are any patterns. choose your favorite opening line. then tag 10 of your favorite authors!
I have only 18 works written by me on ao3 (19 posted, one of them was a translation), so the last ones will have to be from my abandoned wips, maybe!
I’m also not going to follow the order i posted them, otherwise the series would be all over the place and my brain doesn’t enjoy that much disorganization lmao
1. tell me you’ll come home (even if it’s just a lie) - (The kandreil the host AU)
“There was absolutely nothing left for Andrew to protect anymore.”
2. Heartbeat - (the andreil faerie au)
“As Andrew walked through the forest, he couldn’t help but ponder over what a fucking difference it was from the last time he had been allowed near this particular part of Faerie land.”
3. third time’s the charm - (the andreil hp au)
“It happened when they were almost near the end of their raid.”
4. a heart’s a heavy burden - (the hp au missing scene)
“... I don’t think I’m going to remember my confessions for a little while.”
5. The Nekomancer (the andrew is a necromancer and neil died in Baltimore au)
“Andrew deposited the orange cat on top of Neil’s grave and looked at the engraving on the tombstone.”
6. from the ashes you crawl - (the andreil dragon au 1)
“Neil was watching the sunrise and trying not to feel sorry for himself.”
7. better not to breathe than to breathe a lie - (the andreil dragon au 2)
“At the end of the day, it was hard to admit Wymack had been right: Neil definitely needed to find a fucking new hobby.”
8. to save his life (he crawls like a worm from a bird) - (the andreil dragon au 3)
“It all started, unfortunately, with the Fox Security’s employees spreading a shared belief between themselves that Neil had no concept of what a healthy relationship looked like.”
9. the seas be ours and by the powers where we will, we’ll roam - (the stucky pirates of the caribbean au)
“Honestly, Steve didn’t know if he was excited about finally going onboard a ship that would sail with him on it or if he was somewhat disappointed to be dragged onto it by pirates.“
10. forgive our sins forged at the pulpit - (the nb mobster neil/cop andrew au)
“Are we really going to start the gender discussion again?”
11. devil’s got us all in his pockets - (the andreil constantine au)
“Death knocked on everybody’s door, sooner or later, regardless of their feelings about the mortal condition.”
12. The pumpkin is begging, “please grab me” - (the horror park, nicky/erik fic)
“When Andrew voluntarily offered to take all three of them—Kevin, Aaron, and Nicky—to a local theme park, Nicky should’ve suspected there was something funky going on.”
13. dress me up and watch me die - (the andreil coldest girl in coldtown au/vampire au)
“At the end of the day, Neil was thoroughly aware that currently he was one of the luckiest vampires in the world.”
14. you’re not as real as i am - (the andreil cryptid au)
“Abandoned houses were the godsend (or the capitalist-send) of Neil's life as a runaway.”
15. the tiny /things/ (not people) - (the andreil inkheart au)
“The day Andrew Minyard found out about the powers hidden in his tongue (other than the powers he discovered at the backroom of a nightclub) was also the day that he had the satisfaction of doing something he'd dreamed about for years: hitting someone with an Exy racquet for real.”
16. build god, then we’ll talk - (the jeanmarco faerie au)
“Jean was a step away from tumbling into slumber when he was awakened by a fairly loud thump on his window.”
17. don’t quote the Wikipedia page - (the stucky mediator au)
“You know, Bucky Barnes considers himself a good boyfriend, objectively.”
18. smooth - (the jeanmarco highschool au)
“Marco Bodt was failing miserably in English.”
19. the apocalyptic andreil au where neil was stunged by a giant insect - abandoned wip for the aftg rbb)
“Even though that was the most common cause of death in this post-apocalyptic world, Andrew and Neil had pretty much agreed since day one that death by giant insect was lame, to say the least, and they would not go down like that.”
20. the andrew x neil candy contest - (abandoned wip from the 2019 october madness)
“Andrew was, predictably, a big fan of Halloween.”
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I tried to find my soul eater au wip but I can’t remember where i wrote a snippet of it lmaooooooooo
What I can figure out from my first lines is that I don’t like them to be all that lengthy, usually! I really love the first line from the inkheart au, no questions about it lmaoooooooo
I won’t tag 10 because i’m braindead, but I can tag five: @elia-nna @foxy-exy​ @lovelyeskel @boromirgondor @carterchilcott
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honkhonkrichard · 6 years
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ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of the fantasy asks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -lamb
(thats a lot)
Fairy- What is something that you get excited about? Stan the fucking man!!!
Mermaid- What are you looking forward to? Halloween!!!! I fucking love candy corn!!!!
Elf- What are you proud of? honestly not much
Dragon- Sexuality? Bi!!!
Griffin- Gender? None!!!
Unicorn- Who do you look up to? Bill hader!
Spirit- Have you ever been in love? hhh maybe?
Ghost- Favorite song? Only The Good Die Young by Billy Joel!
Poltergeist- Favorite song lyric? Yes. All. “Heavenly bodies make the devil a little uncomfortable” 
Ghoul- Who is someone that makes you laugh easily/who’s company you enjoy most of, if not all of, the time? @plastic-dinosaur funky little space cadet
Goblin- What makes you happy?  compliments
Dwarf- Favorite tv show?Brooklyn 99!!
Vampire- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?I’m about to start On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony!!
Werewolf- Who is your family? Who do you live with?My parents and 2 brothers!!!  
Siren- Favorite color? Yellow!!
Hobgoblin- Do you like anyone? im seeing someone right now!! its weird!!!
Wraith- Any scars? i have one on my chin from when my mother dropped me down the stairs as a child
Specter- Have you ever been in love? what??
Chimera- Will you/do you want to get married? I can’t imagine mysef getting married
Changeling- Do you want children?
HA
Oracle- Do you like children? no
King- Describe your ideal day. not having one!
Queen- Age? old enough to party
Princess- What is your relationship with your parents like? bad!
Prince- Birthday? december 16!!
Necromancer- If you could spend a week with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be? the cast of IT
Castle- What is something that not a lot of people know about you? I have horrible mental issues
Tower- What is (at least one thing) something that you’re afraid of? All
Magic- Describe your crush without saying their name. Nyeh. dont really have one?
Enchanted Forest- Height? 5′7″!!!
Magic Healer- Any pets? If so, what are they? LUNA SHES AN ANGELIC DUMBASS CAT
Potions- Relationship status? seeing someone!!
Potion Making- Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yeah!! he hates me though!!!
Divination- What do you think about yourself? Crooked!!
Visions- Do you miss anyone? I miss Stan.
Curses- How do you show affection? By being affectionate! touches and compliements n stuff
Charms- Are you religious? kind of!! I believe in a divine entity with a plan, but I dont go to church or anything
Hexes- What’s your favorite smell? FIRE!
Jinxes- If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be? SDCC or Italy!!
hOLY SHIT that was a lot with very curt answers but there!! thank you for asking!!
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