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my toxic trait is that i think chiron and mr. d have explored each others bodies atleast once and that affects how i read their interactions
#i don’t even ship them they just have divorced energy#and they would never get married#i just think that they have kissed with toungue you know#this might be my worst post ever
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Anyway congrats to sansmaeda, see you all on sunday for the most wedding ever
Bonus: collective mental breakdown below
You just never know what to expect with this funny little guy!
#TUMBLR FUCKED OVER THIS POST#WHY ARE THE BONUS PANELS BUGGUED#check my reblogs to see all the bonus panels#Getting married to a living skeleton? Sure why the fuck not. Might as well.#could have used a WARNING though#sansmaeda#sansmaeda wedding#tumblr sexyman#Nagito komaeda#Ibuki mioda#Danganronpa#my art#finally pinned down that i only ever manage to draw comics square by square#organising a whole page with multiple panels? agony#let me organise the squares directly into tumblr lol#also I tried to write image descriptions for these#idk if I did a particularly good job so if you find something is off just lemme know
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see my brain just doesn’t register the idea of anyone having a ‘one true love’ which is why the common fandom tropes of making canonical love interests terrible in order to justify why your ship is better always bugs the shit out of me. it feels like the only reason you would do that is if the idea of the characters in your ship having any other sort of romantic relationship that was important to them, even in the past, is a threat to their current one, therefore all their past relationships need to be demonized in order to make them ‘not real love’ so that they remain pure and chaste and ready for the True Love of the endgame ship.
#im not crazy right like other people notice that trope ajd get annoyed by it right#its a very weird trope to be so common from my perspective because like. why not just. break up the couple you dont want.#for reasons that arent ‘i made this person into a charicature of themselves to justify why my blorbo would have never actually loved them’#you know? its weird. its weird right?#and then of course there’s the offshoot of this that intersect with fandom misogyny where that demonized person is usually the female love#interest. or sometimes not even that. sometimes she was just standing there a little too close to one of the guys and that made people feel#insecure about their ship so they make her a bitch. gwen cooper. im. im talking about gwen cooper. people do this to gwen cooper and ill#never know peace about that.#anyway. is there a word for like. heteronormativity for monogomous people. because thats what i think this falls under.#because it is a very. like its a very conservatively monogomous idea. i feel like it is not unrelated to christian values of not having sex#before you’re married. that maybe someone in fandom might manage to ditch that particular ruleset to make their blorbos fuck nasty but NOT#the underlying idea of it that you can only ever have One Person you share that love and intimacy with. so you still end up perpetuating the#same toxic beliefs. you know? sorry im rambling it just annoys me
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I want Gwiles to be canon not cuz I ship them with my heart and soul but bc the ships I root for NEVER end happily. Just let me have this one thing.
#don't even get me started on superhero ships#the only two i ever loved before gwiles were starmora and whatever the ship name for andrew's spidey and emma's gwen were#and remember how both of those ended#usually a woman breaks her neck in superhero relationships#they didn't have gwen tell miles that she might die if they become a couple for nothing#but they can be happy please the writers you spent two fucking movies setting them up don't just quit now when you're so close#they deserve to get married in another dimension and have two kids charlotte and max#it's canon event#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#gwiles#gwen stacy#miles morales#spiderverse#spider man beyond the spider verse#beyond the spiderverse
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realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille
#possramble#ignore this im just babbling but#the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel#and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession#platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together#like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married#convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist#but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain#like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just#the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends#the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me#like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed#the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk#people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!!#but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out#don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck.#i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing.#she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it#and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not.#she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over#like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics#and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with#they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic#it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out#like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched#love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it#anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me#it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3#it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.
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would
would Yugo officiate the otomirga wedding
that'd be hilarious
#musing aloud#if none of these words make sense to you don't mind me#I think it's possible Tamirga and Yugo would meet in person during s4#I should write down some interactions between them I think it could be interesting#Tami spent his life avoiding him but hey#world's about to end#might as well give a hand#help against Toross with Goultard and Joris#he's never calling Yugo “father” or anything of the like ever though#it'd be so fucking awkward to be married by him#but who else in the world would accept to do it#Yugo would have a less muddled view of him maybe even like him okay since he's started to calm tf down by the time they even meet#wakfu spoilers#i guess#am I starting otomirga posting? who knows#the wakfu hype is bound to die down with the end of s4 maybe it'll get quiet enough that I'll get comfortable with the idea#or maybe not#¯\_ (ツ)_/¯#no one fucking cares Anormal
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rotating noelle around in my brain. i need the dess raises kris au to be real RIGHT NOW.
please talk to me about the dess raises kris au i think im gonna explode. also start writing it this summer maybe :3333
#chatter#drkau#posts that need context. basically despite being called 'dess raises kris' neither dess nor kris show up for the first arc of the story lol#it would cover dark worlds 1 + 2 + 3 which i would make up#and its about noelle susie and ralsei being the three closing dark worlds and becoming besties#BUT ALSO so ive always worried id never be as excited about noelle as kris#n thus do her poorly when shes literally like one of the main protagonists#BUT NO. IM GOOD NOW. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM GONNA DO WITH HER#what do you do when your entire family has been defined by a grief you dont feel. by the death of a sister and friend you dont remember#what do you do when their grief shapes the form of your life and you keep bucking against it#because now youre the baby of the family and everything is On You#and you finally FINALLY find somewhere where you can maybe be someone#only to find out that that world never wanted you either. that world wasnt ever supposed to exist for you#what the fuck are you supposed to do#ANYWAYS NOELLE HOLIDAY-DREEMURR....NOELLE HOLIDAY-DREEMURR I LOVE YOU.....#(ps yes she gets a hyphenated name i wonder what might lead to this....)#(pps no i dont know what kris's last name is in this au skull emoji#chara would take dess's when they get married but dess wouldnt keep holiday (or let kris keep dreemurr)#cause she did. technically. kidnap them oops)#ANYWAYS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS AU LITERALLY SHAKING IT AROUND LIKE A DOG WITH A CHEW TOY
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married firstprince au set 10ish years in the future where alex is a victim of an assassination attempt while him and henry are apart and the absolutely heartstopping, bone crushing fear when henry gets the call........ bonus points if they were in the middle of a fight at the time............. hold on. i'm throwing up on myself....
#GOD. Everyone shut up okay just shut up#Henry just doing his thing minding his business#fighting the everlooming stress of the fact that it's been six days since he's seen his husband#and the last time he saw him they were hurling biting words and insults at each other#(something they agreed to never do since they got married)#and he's already not sleeping because he can't sleep without Alex#so he's a bit miserable.#But then Shaan comes to him one morning and he KNOWS#The minute he looks at his face he feels his heart fucking drop down to his stomach#and he's just like 'tell me he's not dead. tell me'#and Shaan is like 'he's not but it's bad. We need to go'#So the whole flight Henry's just sat there torturing himself over every horrible word he's ever said to ALEX#of all people. It's stupid. The whole fight was stupid and none of it matters because the love of his life might be fucking#dead by the time he gets to the hospital. Anyways. Alex is in surgery again when he gets there#and he has to wait another EIGHT hours just for a doctor to come out and tell him Alex is fine it was touch and go for a minute there#but he really doesn't hear anything beyond 'Alex is fine.'#Anyways when Henry sees his husband he crawls into bed beside him (careful not to hurt him of course) and just holds him#(and cries softly because he's just had the worst twenty-four hours of his life)#and he's still holding him when Alex wakes up and the first words out of his mouth are 'hey baby' and that's when Henry really loses it#Alex drifts back off to sleep (not without mumbling a sleepy apology and an I love you)#but when he wakes up#they talk and Alex is just like 'I was so fucking scared I would hurt you the way your dad did' and Henry is like#'what do you mean sweetheart?' and Alex is like 'i don't want you to know the pain of losing me i don't want to do that to you'#which nearly sends them BOTH over the edge and it's all very tender and sweet.#Anyways then they make out and fall asleep together in the hospital bed#and it's the best sleep Henry has had in days.#the end#future wips#fandom: rwrb
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hey just a reminder….some people will never be able to come out. like ever. the be-all end-all goal of any lgbtq person doesn’t have to be to come out. it is just to live a happy life. that’s the goal of any human person really. to live a happy life. we may have to live our lives differently, suffer a bit more, sacrifice a bit more for happiness. but no one should be forced to come out. and to those people who know they will never be able to come out. I see you. I hear you. I am one of you. And it will get better eventually. And if it doesn’t, we still have each other.
#important#might make a seperate post on this but#It can get so depressing knowing your fate#also another worry being will anyone want to love you when you can never be loud about it.#will anyone want to marry you when no one in your family can know. when your half of the chapel aisle will be empty.#annie’s shower thoughts#also related:#I don’t think you should ever come out for a specific someone.#if that ends badly—which it could—it could cause major resentment. and thats my major fear—who will you have left once they are gone?#closeted#closeted lesbian#lesbian#lgbtq
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#toronto maple leafs#HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET#like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because#my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul#you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that#i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of#Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i#have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m#gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the#coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl#anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren'#bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof#& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th#childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so.#ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get#to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse#but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu#the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea#& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much &#if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy#boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is#solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet#OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc#u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty#leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin#one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight#seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem#the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall#from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding#i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc
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reading queer historicals does something to me because the characters are never totally safe but they find ways to be happy anyway. they find people they're safe around. they find ways of living in the world without attracting attention. ways to be happy that will let them exist even amidst a hostile society
and it's... i guess it's encouraging, sort of, when the world feels so hostile. to remember both that there has been progress, and also that we can find ways to be happy even when the world seems determined to make that as hard as possible. that it's possible to endure, and keep existing, and find joy, even when you can never be entirely safe
but
but i want to be safe. i don't want to have to fight to find my own joy. i don't want to have to build a future before i can live in it. i just want to feel safe
#i am also suffering a surfeit of singleness at the moment which is. weird for me#look i am on the ace and aro spectrums but the trouble is that doesn't stop me wanting#it just means i don't want ANYONE and do you know how bloody inconvenient that is?#to want in the abstract but to not know a single person you'd ever want it with?#SO. INCONVENIENT.#it doesn't help that i also just... don't know people my own age#i really want to meet people and i have no idea how#27 is a weird age. everyone i meet is either 18 or 40#where do the 27yos without a stable career or a relationship hang out#bc my old friends from school are getting married and having babies#and my uni friends are doing phds#and i'm just here#anyway. maybe if i actually met people IRL i might one day theoretically experience An Attraction#because i sure am not going to do it if i never !! meet !! anyone !!#personal
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My current analysis of deep space nine is that the six degrees of separation rule is applicable to everyone on the station, but instead of just knowing someone (which is easy when living in a space port with people going on and off) it is that that everyone has slept with someone who has slept with someone else etcetera, so all residents on the station are six one night stands (or less) away from each other.
#Rom and the Bajoran President? Rom has gotten some sweet and tender Oo-max from Leeta who has slept with Jadzia who has slept with Kira#who is having a thing with her ex-rebel leader and current planet representative#Keiko and Quark? Keiko is married to O'Brien who <what happens in the holosuits stays in the holosuits> with Julian#who had a never to repeat sex-pollened encounter with Kira who eventually might get with Odo (?) and he and Quark have obviously a thing#What that thing is I don't know it's incomprehensible to me and everyone else#Sisko is a tough nut to crack I'm sure there are a lot of people with a crush but he has high standards and Kassidy is away most of the time#So I'm not sure if she ever got down to have fun with anyone else. Maybe the captain with the see-through skull which unlocks Dax etc...#ds9
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I swear that I’ll be yours forever ‘til forever falls apart.
So this it it, that’s how it ends. // I wouldn’t want to spend a minute loving anybody else.
Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1
Music: Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe & FINNEAS
#ofmd#our flag means death#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd edit#i might be insane for that ending but that’s just how i am#and god i want them to get married and live their happily ever after so so much#ella’s edit
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sorry to be jughead-like but genuinely in this era if you don't want a casual thing and you're actually looking to date someone with the express purpose of having a committed long-term relationship and eventually getting married, you're in good company........ conservative christian freaks..... military dudes........ uhm. I am not doing it like u guys. that's cringe. I'm doing it gayly and transgenderly okay?
#I'm likely never going to be in that kind of relationship and might not ever get married. which makes me very sad and feels overwhelmingly#lonely. but what can you do. there's more to life after all. and since I was born ugly I don't really have much wiggle room
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been thinking a lot about the what happens post game and sycamore's hypothetical children.
#my art#my ocs#kingmaker shenanigans#MorningSun Family#the game ends with everyone getting their 'happy endings' but sycamore ends up kind of alone. people leaves. get married with kids and all#i do like the canon 'uncle sycamore to ekun's kid(s?)' thats super duper sweet. the game does say sycamore ends up having kids but i#cant think of him ever enthusiastically marrying anyone. even less who in canon? so i made him his wife. her name is dawn. she's a knight#or cavalier. probably multiclass with smth else idk if i should actually create + play her in game. they wouldve gotten married only for#political reasons. they dont start out as friends at all. yeah my oc didnt get an happy ending so im giving him an unhappy marriage#he loves his kids tho. im thinking thyme is a wizard too. calathea would be some kind of rapier master maybe with some magic even.#ages: calathea 19. thyme 17. ivy 11 and sorrel 7. i think sycamore and dawn woulve gotten married 5ish year post game so in their late 30s#probably. also the scar in first pic isnt postgame but pregame backstory. hadnt gotten to draw it yet. he has more scars postgame. might#explain later but not now. wrote a lot already
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I would like. To be in mutual love
#rant#yeah...#...........................................................................................................................................#look its like this. im chronically ill. i know its not totally up to me i cant go out 1-3 times a week trying ro meet ppl. i know i#cant even eat some days my tummy too upset. cant work some days cant even sit up. can barely keep up witj friends i already have#and i know the being drained wont get better. i might be this sick forever. and i know im prioritizing my own art over#meetjng strangers. thats a choice. i know its my own fault im lonely. i also just. i wanna build a relationship#that long term where u meet and become friends then best friends then fall in love and hey if ur lucky marry ur best friend#and i know that wont come from forcing myself on dates w ppl i dont like. i know no ones ever liked me before#i know i havent felt attraction in years anyway. i miss having a crush. but i suppose itd be sad anyway. to crush and not be liked back#to feel ill need to wait another 5 years for another rare crush. i dont believe in fate i dont think. so i might not ever#kiss someoje i like. i might not get lucky and hold a crushs hand. spend months or years with someone like that#i just. i hate so much romance isnt like skills. i cant just date 1x a week until i run into love#i cant even find 1 person a month to crush on let alone ask out. cause the feelings are luck too#luck of who u run into even if u go tl events. even wuen i had 10k tinder matches the only date#the only person who respjded. was someone with a gf who didnt have much in common with me and me not mucj w them and it#was just not enough click to even make a friend#god it makes me sad. id like to kiss someone special. hold their hand. hear em talk hours#i have friends and love em but i dont wanna kiss a friend. i just dont feel romancy very much.
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