Truly saddening what I've done to him 😔
the fact that they’re both considering their respective ideas as a genuine fix to bruce’s back is why they’re idiot4idiot (based off this post)
[ID #1: Batman and Superman stand side-by-side, drawn from waist-up. Batman is doing a side arm stretch, looking straight ahead with a slightly annoyed expression, his hip cocked to the left. Superman is looking at Batman, hands behind his back and with a small smile on his face.
Text ID #1: B: “Popping my back isn’t enough I need to be picked up and slammed against a wall.” / S: “I can help with that.”
ID #2: The same poses, with Batman turning his head in profile to look at Superman, a considering look on his face. Superman is looking off to the side, upper lip pursed and nervously sweating. Batman has a yellow thought bubble captioned, “like a wet trout”, with Superman swinging Batman by his leg into a wall, both miniaturised (text on the bottom: “Spine fixed!”). Superman has a pink love-heart shaped thought bubble, with him making out with Batman against a wall, love-hearts and a glow surrounding them. Cursive on the outside: “Oh la la..″ END ID.]
the 2013 hannibal fandom was sooo funny, i remember when people would do so many hannibal BBC sherlock crossovers based on oooh imagine if sherlock met hannibal….. he’d know he was a cannibal instantly because he’s so smart, imagine how EPIC their battle of minds would be, the genius hero against the genius monster, ooooh who would win, what would happen……. i’ll tell you what would happen, twig arm sherlock would make one rude comment about hannibal’s wall paper and hannibal would snap him in half. skinny brought brains to a gun fight
i would like it to be known that i am not a misa apologist. i am instead a celebrator of her horrible, unhinged and atrocious behaviour. she killed celebrities for weird little scandals, was 100% down to murder her dear friend for a boy she had met two seconds ago, planned to kill the shinigami who loved her for literally no reason at all, and showed up at light's house still undecided on whether she wanted to be his girlfriend or murder him while his mom made tea for them downstairs. i think she is delightful.
Okay, I don't remember
I've got thoughts about little bro!Rin going to his big sis in tears after Ran teased him for being a virgin. Of course, big sis smacks Ran for being mean to Rin 😤.
Big sis is there to make little bro better, right? That is why Rinny loves his big sis for ❤️.
─mmhm mhm mhm slapping Ran and babying Rindou, yes yes- go on-
cw: fem!Reader, incest, nsfw content
being the oldest Haitani just to end up with two squabbling younger brothers.
basically being irish twins with Ran so of course you baby Rindou a little more. He is the baby out of the three of you after all. And Ran’s such a fucking middle child. Nit picky fool up into adulthood who’s still getting his digs in at Rindou’s expense even into your mid and late twenties. When you were kids of course you always stood up for the baby. Ran would puff his cheeks out and get all moody. Rindou grabbing at your side and getting better and better at playing the victim even if Ran was only lightly teasing him. Big sis would always break it up and tend to his needs while Ran got scolded by you.
letting him have your candies, letting him play with your newest gadgets and toys, giving him your spot on the couch or switching the tv to what he wanted to watch. Even if Ran was in the middle of watching something. Eventually not even blinking any eye when baby brother Rindou wanted in your bed. No, demanded to be in your bed. It was the comfiest bed in the house he claimed. And where mean Ran couldn’t tease him at night after you went to bed. At least that’s what Rindou always told you.
Rindou sleeping in your bed even after you move into your own place. Rindou coming with you in fact. Ran...coming and going as long as he doesn’t stir the pot too much. That is until he’s bagging on his brother for “still being a virgin at basically twenty one” and “no one’s gonna love you”
now you know Rindou’s never brought anyone home, but did you ever think about it? You’d hate to see his heart broken and no one would love him like you did so you just....never cared to instigate if he should be dating or not. Now Ran’s gone and opened his big stupid mouth. Like he has any room to talk. Pretty sure he’s just jealous you don’t baby him like you do Rindou. Why would you when he’s always been such a jackass growing up? Now Rindou is sniffling, its late at night and he seems inconsolable. Kicking Ran out for the night just to focus on your poor little brother. It isn’t until Rindou asks you if he is unlovable that....well...things advance.
of course he isn’t unlovable! You love him more than anything and anyone! He’s your little baby brother you’d never leave in the world. That you’d give him anything he wanted. So if just being a virgin is what Ran was teasing him about well....
one time thing out the window. The second you two sleep together it all just clicks. Already living together like a couple. You must do what couples do to make it real.
fucking on every available surface in the apartment. Taking his v card sure but that’s nearly forgotten about when you both unlock the desire that you’d been burying away for years. Rindou confessing he use to jerk off while you slept. You confessing you would sniff his underwear to masturbate to. Now doing those things in front of each other. Seeing your sweet little brother fuck his fist right next to you in bed, making out, ravishing each other with disgusting sloppy kisses. Rindou working himself over with his hand while you rub your clit feverishly. Switching it up. Jerking him off while he plays with your clit. Isn’t long until he’s between your legs.
baby brother Rindou still the shortest one out of the three. So his muscly thighs on either side of your head while you’re under him. Enjoying lavishing your brother’s cock with your tongue and kissing and sucking of his overly sensitive balls all while Rindou dives between your legs. Sucking and nursing on your clit like his life depends on it. And it might as well at this point bc he never wants another woman outside you. Your body is so perfect. Like it was made for him. From the way you taste. To the feeling of your gummy insides the second he pushes inside you.
Rindou sinking his virgin cock inside his sister of all things. Fitting like a glove while lewd wet noises fill the room. He’s cum on every surface of your body at this point. Tits, face, even in your mouth and smeared on your lips. Leaving the last place to be deep inside your warm gooey insides. Forgetting the teasing Ran gave him all bc now he’s addicted to sex. Cursing himself with each snap of his hips into you that he waited this long. He could have been burying himself in you nightly and just now at twenty one he’s getting to see the wonders of sex.
and getting flipped under you. Seeing his beautiful older sister riding him. Coating his cock in juices as you bounce up and down his length. Certain he’ll pass out from how good it feels. Addicted now that he won’t go to bed without this nightly. Wake up to his cock pressed to your ass. Eating you out under the table during meals. Gorging on you because Ran had to go open his big stupid mouth. Knowing big sis would give the baby of the group anything he wanted. Even sex.