girls when Han Sooyoung sacrificed 63+ years of her life for kdj and yjh traveled the galaxies for hundreds of years for him but they can’t even get a text back
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Secret Life” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw bigb dig a 3x3 big hole
my buddy martyn pacing: the secret keeper is part of the watchers lore
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you want me to collect a hades mythomagic figurine? the thing that killed bianca di angelo?
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“we should be mad at the duffers,” i say into the mic. everyone boos.
“no, you’re right,” someone says. it’s the entire cast and crew of stranger things when their publicists aren’t around.
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Enjoy this very quick art that I did to make my one braincell happy.
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I love you, packers. I love you breast forms. I love you, binders. I love you, wigs/hair extensions. I love you, gaffs. I love you, contour. I love you, gender-affirming clothing. I love you.
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You’re laughing. Batman HAD to drink Jokers blood in order to survive a deadly disease that would have killed him in a weeks time, resulting in the most homoerotic comic I’ve ever laid eyes on and you’re laughing
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WEI WUXIAN DON'T TAKE THE QIONGQI PATH, IT'S AN AMBUSH!!!!! DON'T LET WEN NING REMOVE THE TALISMAN ON HIS NECK, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE CONTROL WEI WUXIAN!!!!! IT'S A TRAP WEI WUXIAAAAAAAAAAN
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fuck this, fuck you *unhermits your craft*
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self-important competitive bros: I chain-bred this egg move onto my Adamant-natured, perfect 6IV Cinderace with 252 EVs in attack and speed so it can sweep stall teams
me: this is my Sableye I found him in the trash
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