CHRISTOPHER DIAZ IS COMING HOME

Jason: Dick is making us write a card for Bruce's birthday and it is not going well.

Damian: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Tim: He's forty, Damian

Damian: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

Tim: No you can't write that

Tim: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Jason: Hmm we shouldn't lie

Tim: True

Damian: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"

Jason: Has it though?

Damian: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Jason: That still sounds oddly threatening

Damian: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Dick: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

Maison's to do list be like:

LOL, one of the funniest stories in ages. Can you imagine what that teacher must have been thinking??? (Check out the bubbles at the end of the snorkel hoses)

idc what anyone says when a kid reveals an interest to me that i have any knowledge of at all, i act like i love that fuckin thing, like i’ve never loved anything more even if i hate that thing and maybe that’s dishonest of me but the point isn’t to fake interest it’s to model exuberance and joy for the things ur into. i want to give kids permission to be their authentic selves and to show them that it feels good to show your love of something, and that people will still like them—hell, maybe even like them more—if they just embrace who they are and what they like. that even adults like the things they like, and there’s nothing cringey or wrong about it. idk. i just feel like this is so important, for teenagers especially. they’re starting to be who they are and most of the time they’re scared of it and don’t know how to just Be and if there’s anything i’m good at, it’s Being, and i want to show them the joy of what it means to Be and to be so comfortable in ur identity that u genuinely don’t care if others mock u bc the Joy of Being is so complete.

"Is this a pigeon?"

@hobbittastic showed me this cute ace-looking vest/jacket/fit, so I obviously had to draw Charlie in it. My boy is so fashion :p

Zenet for send me a character (ohh look at me being soo unpredictable)

Sexuality hc: bi/pan

Gender hc: demigirl

A ship I have with said character: her crushing on Lena is kinda adorable imo also now that I think ab it… Zenet/Julie??? 😳😳

A BROTP I have with said character: Jesse tee hee I love gay older brother and his gremlin little sister

A NOTP I have with said character: Jesse, sorry but that boy is gay and I really believe that

General opinion: MY CHILD I LOVE HER SM 😭😭😭😭

I love love love writing for Yasha

My son called me a racist. I called his bluff and said to call his best friend so I could say "nigger" on speakerphone to him. Turns out I'm not racist.

I really hope from now on Dan goes full madness. Break the car every weekend, baby. Destroy it trying to ‘drive at Lando’s level’ like they wanted you to do.

my french host brother: if you eat lunch in the school cafeteria, you will know what hell sounds like

me, very new to living in a small town: really? wow

~three months later~

me, sitting in this small ass cafeteria eating the best school lunch I've ever had, relieved that people aren't staring at me, but at the very loud 12 y/o morrocan kid next to me:

me:

me:

me: this is the least overstimulated I've been in years *continues to eat cake*

(An interaction I witnessed after a lesson about how Christmas was historically celebrated in America)

Jewish student: "Can we learn about Hanukkah now?"

Teacher: "Okay! Would you like to tell the class about it?"

Jewish student: "... it's called Hanukkah?"

Teacher: "?"

Jewish student: "...I'm a bad Jew."

(Don't worry, we're learning about Hanukkah next week and a Jewish parent has volunteered to make latkes!)

Getting the email reminder that part 3 of Pokemon Ultimate Journeys is now on Netflix means that I will now become a VERY different person.

i love nORMAL SWALLOWS-OAK-GARCIA So muCH

I love this kid!!! 😍😍😍

He got so big!! 😱😱😱

Bring on S6 Christopher Diaz!! 🤗🥳❤️

am I the only one that found it hilarious when Dustin started screaming to calm Eddie? Like “NOOOO EDDIE NOOOOOO PLEASEEEE DONT HURT STEVEEEEE PLEASEEEEE I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER EDDIE! MY MOTHER!” Like I would have laughed