almost murdered by my gf while drinking. taking a sippy of a seltzer and she says, as if it's not going to be the funniest thing ever, "did I just download four pickles". and I almost choked and burst out laughing

just to let you all know, this is pickles

I feel like Bella Swan loves pickles

I am feelin that lil guys energy.ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

I will never understand why people don't like pickles. I love pickles. If I had pickles right now I would suck and lick the juices off of it, then I'd bite it in half and suck and lick the juices out of it. I don't think that my life would be as amazing and fun if I didn't have pickles. Pickles are amazing. Pickles are beautiful. I love how they glisten under the warm glow of my kitchen lights. I love how the drips of salty and succulent liquid grace my tongue. I love how with every bite their juices fill my mouth and the flavor engulfs my tastebuds. Pickles are astounding.

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yes for pickles

Who cares about the olive theory when you and your best friend pass the pickle theory

Guys why do pickles have nothing substantial in them. No calories, no protein, just sodium.

Pickle 🥒

i really love pickles, it’s like vegan beef jerky for girls

I am very tempted to make Slappy's recipe for pickle pie.

It sounds disgusting. I want it

Should I?

I way too often feel like a fragile lost soul trapped in a chaotic mind, just wanting pickles, reassurance, and to get into an old man's pants.

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Deaies djendmd

guy about to improve the world by an incalculable amount: I wonder what happens if I put a cucumber in a jar with water, salt, and spices and leave it for a week

Nah jst eating pickles with a plastic knife wbu