#i love making these incorrect 911 posts lol
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2023 writing gif-making round up
Rules (adapted for fic, gifs, art, etc.): Share what you made this year! It can be works you posted to Ao3, Wattpad, Tumblr, or anywhere else! You can share everything you made or just the projects you're most excited about.
Thank you for the tag, @thisbuildinghasfeelings!
January
Um. Coming to terms with the idea of 2023? I dunno. But certainly nothing creative happened here.
February
Boyfriend → husband (Schitt's Creek) — A side-by-side comparison of how David refers to Patrick in season 4 and season 6. (Brought to you courtesy of a lovely text post by @jesuisici33.)
David questioning Stevie's motives (Schitt’s Creek) — A fun look at David's expressive face. 😄
March and April
An existential crisis. Or two. Or five. 🙃 Managed to finish absolutely nothing.
I did come in contact with a lot of 911 Lone Star content, however. Which explains everything that follows. Oops?
May
Marry me. (911 Lone Star) — Ah, my first gif set for this show. A parallel of TK referring to Carlos as his husband when he proposes, and then during their wedding ceremony.
Wedding → honeymoon (911 Lone Star) — Holding hands right after they first kiss as husbands. (Promo footage that didn't actually make the final episode cut). And holding hands poolside on their honeymoon.
Note: From here on out, everything in this list is for Lone Star, unless otherwise specified.
June
TK and Andrea helping Carlos get ready — A parallel set highlighting similar moments from Best of Men and a deleted scene from In Sickness and in Health
We almost forgot. Your boutonnière. — In which I attempt to put a couple pieces of unaired footage back together: the deleted scene with Andrea and Carlos + promo footage of what must be the same scene
Heart tutorial — Danielle Savre and Stefania Spampinato teach Rafael Silva how to make a heart sign with his hands at the First Responders Reunion 🫶
July
🤨 (affectionate) — Listen. I love this dynamic. Had to do the parallel set.
Nothing ever stays the same, Carlos. — A look at TK and Carlos' conversation in 2x04 in parallel with Carlos' wedding vows. The first set I wanted to do for Lone Star. Took me a while to get to it because I wasn't sure how to put it together.
August
TK needs you all to RSVP — My first attempt at this type of post. Incorrect quotes? Text post memes? I don't know what to call them, really. But it was definitely fun. And then it became the thing I did most often. Lol.
And if it never changes? // What if everything changes again? — A parallel set for me and ~5 other people, putting Tarlos in 2x04 side by side with Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
September
You're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch* — My next incorrect quotes/meme post. And my contribution to ascribing cat-like behavior to TK.
I like him a normal amount — A fandom reaction gif, essentially. Courtesy of Joey Tribbiani on Friends.
Love is stored in humans finding out we can make heart shapes with our hands — Had to revisit the heart tutorial for Rafa. This time as one of the incorrect quotes/text posts.
When you can be silly and slutty with them — Oh, I had fun with this look at TK and Carlos' relationship. 😍
Pretty sure this happened at least once — In which we learn TK was seen trying to catch a frog outside the firehouse. Obviously.
October
Carlos is lit like an angel — Commentary on that beautiful moment from 2x02 where TK falls into Carlos' arms.
I put my emotions into my cooking. // This tastes… horny? — A playful and sexy look at Carlos in the kitchen with TK, and then heading upstairs… 😏
I adore you. Why are you like this? I’m going to kiss you with such fervor… — Oh, just exploring the Tarlos relationship dynamic with a text post and a scene from 3x18.
November
Unedited Gif Game (26 entries so far) — This has been very fun. I think it was good for me to have a bunch of low-stakes gif projects where I was not in charge. Lol. I will spare you individual links to each of them. But they should all be in the tag linked here. I will probably make this an ongoing thing, as long as it's not annoying everyone.
December
Episode vs. Promo: Yee-Haw (1x02) — Let's start diving into some more unaired footage, shall we? And let's start with some alt takes on that first make-out scene.
Missing moments: then and now — From an almost-kiss in 1x02 to an alt kiss from their wedding.
You're a miracle, TK Strand. My miracle. — A rather large close-up gif of that alt wedding kiss. Why? So we can see the teardrop that beads up under Carlos' eye.
Tags below the cut…
Tagging: @rmd-writes, @reyesstrand, @strandnreyes, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, @carlos-in-glasses, @lemonlyman-dotcom, @birdclowns, @welcometololaland, @lizzie-bennetdarcy, @rosedavid, @heartstringsduet, @noxsoulmate, @chicgeekgirl89, @paperstorm, @tailoredshirt, @guardian-angle22, @swearphil, @carlos-tk, @three-drink-amy, @orchidscript, @danieljradcliffe, @lightningboltreader + open tag!
#tag game#2023 writing (gif-making) round up#2023 round up#mythings#mysc#my911ls#tarlos#911 lone star#schitt's creek#david x patrick
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This week's theme: Rec a fic that starts with the same letter as your username (or, if you like, a part of your username).
The rules: Tag a fic that starts with the same letter as your username and describe why it's so good / how it has a hold on you. Then tag some people to see what everyone else is reading. Spread the love! Please tag @welcometololaland or tag #fic rec friday so they can compile the masterlist.
Okay, so clearly, I can’t read because I chose fics that started with an “S” for my actual first name and not my URL lol. I tried to fix this, but the amount of fics that start with a “P” in my bookmarks is almost nonexistent. So I’m going to just stick with my incorrectness; forgive me. Lola - thank you for always tagging me; I finally managed to post because looking through my AO3 bookmarks made this “easier.” You know how indecisive I am. Lol. I also promise I tried to keep this short, and this is what keeping it short looks like.😂
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911 Lone Star
Say You’ll Remember Me: This is a Ryderdie WIP by @myemergence, and I really look forward to more. It’s one of my absolute favorite tropes (Amnesia!) and a canon-divergent AU for 2x9 featuring one of the best fictional couples to ever exist. I love Judd and Grace Ryder so much. Jenny nails the angst in that way where it hurts but GOSH it is good. It’s just *chef’s kiss* and I can’t wait to see where the rest of the journey takes us.
Searching For A Trail to Follow Again: Paige’s (@sunshinestrand) fics are classic, butterflies in your stomach, grinning from ear-to-ear, romantic comedies. This AU was so charming and, like all of Paige’s writing, leaves you with the biggest smile on your face because you’re just over-the-moon Carlos and TK have found one another in this story and in all her AUs (again and again and again). Contrary to popular belief among certain showrunners, letting characters just be happy is quality and compelling storytelling, and I’m grateful for fic writers like Paige who know that and give us a slice of that joy.
So Many Somethings: Rae’s (@iboatedhere) AUs are iconic by now, but this one will always be near and dear to my heart. Not just because it’s the You’ve Got Mail AU and it’s an incredible nod to the film, but also because it was the first fic I ever beta-read for her, and the whole process bonded us. Rae, thanks for trusting me! This fic is remarkable, I love the balance of enemies-friends-lovers and the banter. Oh, the Banter™️. Nora Ephron would be proud!
Sanctuary: If I had to use one word to summarize this fic, it would be ✨DESTINY✨. Honestly, I think all of Kim’s (@reyescarlos) fics have a destiny vibe to them, you can feel that these two characters are meant to be together, and they will find a way. I loved the first meeting in this one; the tension in the scene was palpable, and Kim’s writing always makes you feel like every interaction is happening right in front of you. She’s magic in that way ✨.
Slowly Becoming Lovers: I love fics that show us the little moments between Carlos and TK, how they fall in love through the little things, and the way Holly (@morganaspendragonss) portrays that journey in these short vignettes is so so SO beautiful. This is one of the fics I have reread the most, according to the AO3 clicks lol, and there is a reason for that. It is truly lovely. Also, the title is inspired by one of my favorite Ben Platt songs, and fits the story perfectly! Highly recommend!
Red, White, and Royal Blue
Snowed in? Snow problem: This fic is such a blast to read, lol. I laughed so hard, and I still laugh just as hard when I reread it because the ugh!Hunter slander is top-tier. A direct quote: “Well, I’m not bunking in with Hunter or you’ll be dealing with a murder by the end of the day.” Same, Alex. Same. Forever mood.😂 Add to that, “there was only one bed” plus Rae’s (@rmd-writes) ability to write Sexual Tension™️ x 5467893204858, and this college au is a must-read. Also, THE TITLE. YAAASS. A+ pun. No notes.
Sink Beneath the Waves: This fic. THIS FIC. You know how in every fandom, there are stories that are essentially required reading, this one by @indomitable-love is one of those fics for me in the RWRB fandom. The love, the yearning, the pain, and the utter joy at Henry’s “I’m into making History.” Getting the chance to see these canon plot points from Henry’s POV is a gift, and I’m so grateful this fic exists for us to revisit again and again.
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I think this has made the rounds already because it is Saturday for me, so consider this an open tag to whoever has fics they would like to share with us!
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I love how Zendaya pushes the shy introvert narrative. What a load of shit. Shes been putting her self about for years,flashing her body and posting thirst traps on insta for years since she was 18. I’m not against it lol but stop with the I find this hard nonsense.
She’s never been shy with her costars🤷♂️. She cheated on Tom during season 1 of Euphoria with Jacob,all over Timmy since Dune 1 filming including fucking in NY in 2019, but this shy bullshit,keeps her circle close.don’t make me laugh
where on earth did you come from into my inbox in the past week? Are you lost on the tumblr freeway? Do you need help finding your way to an anti blog where you can make stupid incorrect claims about Z ? Because this blog ain’t it for you. Are you out of your meds? You sound mentally ill, child. Get help stat. Call 911, 311 or whatever 11.
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Incorrect Quotes 4
Ships:
Errorink (lol I dont have much Errorink in my posts still, sorry)
Kreme/Driller
Crossmare
Dustberry
Horrorlust
Scifell
Afterdeath
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Geno, to Ink: I dare you to—
Dream: Ink isn’t allowed to accept dares.
Ink: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”
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Dust: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Cross: I never had one.
Dust: An imagination or a childhood?
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Horror: *accidentally hits Error in the face*
Horror: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Horror: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
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Killer: Do you like my outfit?
Dream: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Killer, blushing: I- Dre-
Dream: I need your chair. Get up.
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Horror: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?
Dust: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you’ve known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
Horror: The… The first thing weird
Dust: Oh, that’s good, ‘Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat
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Cross: You read my diary?!
Dream: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Lust: Sorry, but you're under arrest for robbery.
Horror: What did I steal?
Lust, trying not to cry: My heart
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Dream: Killer and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Cross: *Sighing* What did Killer do?
Dream: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Killer: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Dream: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Killer: *chugs entire bottle*
Killer: It’s perfume.
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Killer, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Dream: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk!
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Killer, tending to Dream's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Dream: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Killer: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Horror, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Dust: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Horror: What did you do!?
Dust: A MISTAKE
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Dust, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Horror: But – that’s just a trash can.
Dust: It sure is!
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Dream: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Fell: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Sci: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Fell:
Fell: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Sci: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Fell: I beg to differ
Sci: Then Beg
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Dust: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!
Blue: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids!
Dream, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing…
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Dream: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Ink: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Killer: *dials 911*
Killer: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
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Ink: Things have actually been going really well with Error. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Ink: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Ink,” they said, “Okay.”
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Lust: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Horror, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.
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Error or Nightmare: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Error or Nightmare: Let’s get this party started.
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Reaper: Did Geno just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Cross: Yeah.
Reaper: And did I do finger guns back?
Cross: Yeah, you did.
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Sci: Name one time I haven’t acted professional
Geno: You’re holding a juice box right now
Sci: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.
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*The Bad Sanses response to I love you*
Killer: Thanks fam!
Horror: oh no
Dust: *cries* I love you too
Cross: Sounds fake but okay
Error: *A flustered mess*
Nightmare: can i get a refund
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Sci: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Blue: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sci: Then you’re poisonous.
Dream: What if it bites itself and I die?
Sci: That’s voodoo.
Error: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sci: That’s correlation, not causation.
Horror: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Ink & Killer at the same time: That’s kinky.
Sci: Oh my God.
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Blue: Truth or dare?
Lust: Dare
Blue: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Lust: Hey Ink.
Ink: Yeah?
Lust: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Geno.
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Killer: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Horror: Okay, but in my defense, Dust bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Killer: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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*The group is getting into the car*
Lust: I’m driving.
Geno, out of view: Shotgun!
Sci, turning to face Geno: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Geno: WOAH-
Geno, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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A random stranger: Go to Hell
Nightmare, tearing up: I wish I could
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Error: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Blue: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Dust: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Killer: You know how I roll.
Killer: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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Dream: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Killer: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Blue: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Fell: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Horror: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Dust: Oh, I’m always running
Dust: The question is from what
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Blue: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Fell: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Blue, desperately, as Fell bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Fell: Oh! B positive.
Blue: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Fell:
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Horror: So what’s for dinner?
Dust, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Nightmare: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Cross: What's that?
Nightmare: You've never had leftovers???
Cross: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Nightmare: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Cross: Thank you
Nightmare: I didn't say that was a good thing
Cross: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Sci, pointing: May I sit there?
Fell: That's my lap
Sci: That doesn't answer my question, Fell.
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Blue: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Dream: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Blue: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Ink: edible
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Horror: I can help you with it!
Killer: Yeah, sure.
Dust: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Error: lol nope.
Cross: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Nightmare: *Read 5:55pm*
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Nightmare: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Horror: >:O language
Dust: Yeah watch your fucking language
Cross: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DUST THE FUCK WORD?
Error: 'The fuck word'.
Killer: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dust: Oh my god they censored it
Error: Say fuck, Killer.
Dust: Do it, Killer. Say fuck.
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Killer: Croissants: dropped
Horror: Road: works ahead
Dust: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Cross: Shavacado: fre
Error: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Nightmare:
Nightmare, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Nightmare: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Horror: Okay, but what is updog?
Dust: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Cross: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Error: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Killer: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Nightmare: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Cross: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Dust: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Horror: What’s a henway??
Nightmare: Oh, about five pounds.
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Killer: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Horror: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Error: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Cross: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Dust: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nightmare:
Nightmare: I have emotional scars.
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Killer: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Horror: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Killer: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Error: Actually I did the math, Horror would have $225, not $0.15.
Horror: Fam I’m right here....
Cross: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Killer: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cross: Sorry I only have a dollar
Killer: :(
Error: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Horror would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Cross: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Error: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Dust: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Error: Apply juice to what
Nightmare: Directly to the forehead
Horror: Great chat everyone
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Killer: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Horror: Have everyone stand.
Cross: Bring three more chairs.
Error: The most important ones can sit down.
Dust: Kill three.
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Killer: You're a loose cannon, Horror.
Horror: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Error: I think you play by your own rules.
Cross: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Killer: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Horror: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Dust is a loose cannon.
Dust: *smashes a chair*
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Cross: Are we really going to let Error keep Horror?
Killer: We kept Dust.
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Killer: Good morning.
Horror: Good morning.
Error: Good morning.
Cross: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Dust: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Killer: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Horror: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Dust: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Cross: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Horror: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Dust: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Cross: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Error, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Dust: What’s something you guys are better than Killer at?
Error: Mario Kart.
Cross: Yeah, video games.
Horror: Emotional vulnerability.
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Dust: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Horror: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Cross: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Killer: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Error: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Lust: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Geno: If?
Sci: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Lust, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Geno: You did WHAT–
Sci: William Snakepeare
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Lust: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Geno: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Sci: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Lust: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Geno: You people already know too much about me.
Sci: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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Lust: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Geno: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Sci: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Geno: Good thinking.
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Lust: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Lust: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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#crossmare#cross x nightmare#horrorlust#bloodlust#horrorxlust#dustberry#swapxdust#kreme#driller#dreamxkiller#killerxdream#errorink#error x ink#scifell#sciencexfell#scixfell#afterdeath#deathafter#genoxdeath#genoxreaper
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Incorrect Shadow Boom Quotes - Part I’ve Lost Count
Unlike the previous times, I do actually know where most of these quotes are from. However, there are still a few I don’t know the origin of. Also, as always, I have modified some of them.
Anyway, sorry I keep posting these lol. I just enjoy collecting quotes that fit the characters in my AU.
Amy: A strong relationship is built on clear communication and a shared bloodlust.
Maria: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.
Rouge: As my mom always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.
Shadow: Your mom always said that?
Shadow: So, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Amy: It's frowned upon.
Shadow: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?
Sonic: (holding Pikachu) Don't ever talk to me or my son again.
Shadow: I'm a champion of karate and friendship.
Amy: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?
Shadow: A nap.
Knuckles: (holding baby Blaze) What are her stats?
Amy: If you had 5 apples and gave 3 to a friend, how many apples would you have?
Sonic: *tears up* A...a friend...
Sonic: *takes a deep breath* I ha--
Knuckles: Yes, you hate Shadow, we know. You hate Shadow so much. He's the bane of your existence. You hate him so much. You just hate Shadow, we KNOW. You hate Shadow. You fricking hate Shadow. Okay, we know, we get it. YOU HATE SHADOW. WE GET IT.
Sticks: The moon landing was fake.
Sonic, deciding to mess with her: Pffft, you believe in the moon?
Sonic: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without a small Pokemon on my head? That's weird.
Shadow: When I was younger I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it, so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school".
Rouge: ...THAT WAS YOU?!
Shadow: SONIC FUCK OFF
Shadow: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK
Knuckles: It's so beautiful out here.
Sonic: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon.
Amy: *somehow standing on the moon* HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
Sonic: And this is Pikachu.
Knuckles: Uh, he has a knife.
Pikachu, holding obvious knife: (in Pika-speak) Wha? No, no I don't.
Shadow: Rouge said I was the most handsome hedgehog in the world.
Sonic: Knuckles said that to me, too.
Shadow: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Rouge: Hey! What did you get for your birthday, Shadow?
Shadow: I got older.
Knuckles: Want to see an impression of my parents?
Sonic: Sure.
Knuckles: *leaves*
Sonic: How much do you love me?
Knuckles: *cradles Sonic's cheeks in his hands and looks deeply into his eyes*
Knuckles: Hella
Shadow: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
Rouge: I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out.
Shadow: It's a post-jail date.
Tails: Don't say some truly stupid stuff like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept.
Shadow: You know it's going to be a rough day when you scream "Get fucked" at your alarm clock.
Rouge: I still can’t get over the fact that Shadow thinks I have my life together. That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me.
Amy: Relax, Shadow. Patience is a virtue.
Shadow: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Tails: What are you guys dressing as for the costume party?
Shadow: Sad.
Amy: Gay.
Rouge: Sexy.
Knuckles: Minecraft.
Sonic: Also Minecraft.
Sticks: You should feel lucky I'm asking you out. I'm a very sought after girl, I've been kidnapped like twice.
Amy: I'm sorry, are you bragging about being kidnapped?
Sonic: *has just gotten done explaining his tragic backstory*
Shadow: I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Sonic: How would you know that? You don't even talk to me.
Shadow: I do talk to you. I just say mean things.
Rouge: Red is such an edgy color, but it's also the color of love and cherries and Valentine's Day and it's so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you, Shadow the Hedgehog!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: You had me in the first half, not going to lie.
Shadow: She had you in the second half too, you fucking coward.
Sonic: My problem is that I push people away and then get mad at them for leaving me.
Sonic: What were you planning to do with the rest of your night?
Knuckles: Probably watch cooking videos and fantasize about pie.
Rouge: Wait, Shadow had a stoner phase? How high did he get?
Amy: He asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, he looked me dead in the eye and said "Today is your lucky day" then curled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Rouge: Anyway, at least being paid in opium makes a cool story.
Sticks: Are you inviting me to ice cream?
Amy: The subtext of everything I say to you is inviting you to ice cream.
Sonic: (to Shadow) Did we seriously just get in a fist fight over Kit Kats?
Knuckles: Glitter fights sound a lot funnier in theory.
Rouge: I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Infinite: Don't worry, I have logic...just not morals.
Shadow: But there's so much I want to do before I have kids. Like die.
Shadow: All I heard was Rouge saying "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Shadow: I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really want those mozzarella sticks.
Infinite: Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organized folders.
Knuckles: When I asked you to bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!
Sonic: *struggling to hold a Wingull* Fucking say THAT, then!
Knuckles: The echidna life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach…warmed by the sun…unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
Sonic: Do you need to talk?
Knuckles: I wish I was a croissant.
Sonic: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my Pikachu's tail and I need to be arrested.
Beaver Policeman: Mr. Hedgehog, we’ve talked about this.
Shadow: Dad, I’m ready to go.
Black Doom: Hi ready to go, I’m Dad.
Shadow [tearing up]: Did you just make a dad joke?
Black Doom [sobbing]: Did you just call me Dad?
[at an amusement park on the teacup ride]
Shadow and Rouge: *spinning calmly while talking*
Sonic and Knuckles: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Amy: Why is your report card on the ceiling?
Sonic: You told me to bring my grades up.
Amy:
Amy: I did say that, let me have a look--
Sonic: Thanks, Mom.
Amy:
Sonic: Why is everyone staring at me?
Knuckles: You just called Amy your mom. You said "Thanks, Mom".
Sonic: What? No I didn’t! I said "Thanks, man".
Amy: Do you see me as a mother figure, Sonic?
Sonic: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
Shadow: Hey! Show your mother some respect.
Sonic: a romantic poem for you:
hella cute
hella fine
be my hella valentine
Knuckles: i’m swooning how are you still single
Knuckles: Awww! Congratulations on the baby!
Shadow: *actually smiles for one in his life* Thanks.
Rouge:
Shadow: Darling, aren’t you going to say something?
Rouge: You know, congratulating someone on a new baby is basically congratulating them on having sex.
Rouge: Are you a cuddler?
Shadow: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC--yeah, I’m a cuddler.
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so today was alright, nothing special really but fine. Woke up at 7, same as every day, left a little early so I could drop my lunch off at the office before heading to court. upon getting to court there was some short-lived miscommunication issues that I don’t want to spell out because I’ll just get pissed about them all over again but they were resolved rather quickly and the rest of the morning was fine. at one point the lawyer I was with sent me to the other side of the floor (there are two parallel hallways on the outside ends of the building with the elevator/stairs in the middle, so I was running from one hallway to the other) to put a hold on a case, and as soon as I got to that hallway I was met by one of the other attorney’s who just sent off boy lawyer to another courtroom to step up on a case and handed me a folder and said “I need you to step on this case that’s about to be called in this courtroom, all you have to say is you need time to issue an alias summons” and I managed to say the other lawyer had asked me to put a hold on the former case and she said she’d take care of it, then she was gone and I was like alright, it’s showtime, folks. these are incremental steps forward that won’t matter in a week (swearing in a week from tomorrow!!) but last time it was my first time stepping up without someone in the room watching me but I didn’t actually say anything, so this was my first time actually saying something, even though it was very simplistic and easy. The fact that we were needing to issue an alias summons also meant there wasn’t going to be an OPC to deal with so that makes it easier. I go in and wait a few cases, then it gets called and I’m a tad bit of a mess, I drop my phone on my way to the bench with a loud thud, then awkwardly pick it up and run to the bench. the actual talking was easy of course, I just said what I was told and he said time granted get a 35 day date and then it was the next case. the only issue now was that I had ran out with just my phone, all my stuff was in the other courtroom, including my pen. so I had to awkwardly ask to borrow a pen from one of the lawyers sitting at the counsel table so I could furiously write down what he said, and then I had to wait to get a date from the clerk which I would still need the pen for and I’m like a hot mess and keep being like “I’m sorry do you need it back??” but he was chill and like “it’s ok, I forget pens a lot so I understand” which I appreciated. Got the date, got the order entered, and it was done. Two Mondays from now that’s gonna be the whole operation, just me handling cases, which is still kind of crazy but I know it’s something I’ll get used to quickly and adapt just fine, so I’m not really concerned. I used my deduction skills to figure out what courtroom that lawyer would be in (meaning I figured out which lawyer she was covering for and where she would be at that point) and returned her folder to her before going back to find my original lawyer. we did a couple other random things before she said I could go back to the office, she was hanging around for a hearing in the afternoon, so I took the train back to the office. and oh, the projects I’ve been given. it’s seemed like they all came out of nowhere, and I got another one today to draft an amended complaint after they fucked up the first one and it was gonna get dismissed, so now I have to fix it but I’m still stuck with the fucked up argument, I can just add an actually good one. So I tabled that for the moment so I could go back to working on the response to defendant’s motion to reconsider denial of summary judgment (nice short name) that I had been working on yesterday. I felt like I was back in legal writing class because I was comparing their motion to the arguments we made in the reply to the initial motion for summary judgment and trying to adapt them the best I can. So I was trying to figure out if I wanted to find a way to distinguish the case law they listed but I figured there wasn’t a super strong way to do that, so instead I argued that the evidence we put forward met the standard they claimed we hadn’t met rather than arguing the standard itself was incorrect. then they had listed a bunch of case law regarding speculative conclusions and the like and rather then spend the time tearing each of those apart I instead opted to be like all of that is completely irrelevant because it’s referencing standards at trial, and this is a summary judgment motion with a different standard that doesn’t require us to do any of the things you just listed. so hopefully that comes out as a good argument lol. I’m not too worried because the chances a judge is actually going to reverse themselves on a motion to reconsider (in front of the same judge who made the first ruling) is fairly low, so it shouldn’t be an issue. it was a bit short, but I decided to send it over as a first draft to see where the lawyer would like me to expound the argument further. so I felt pretty good about that, even if it was a bit short. I ate some of my left over mac and cheese from dinner last night for lunch, then did a few case audits, and after that one of the big guys who had asked me to do some research on the complaints about that big tort case issue in a suburb outside Illinois (it’s not like, a secret or anything, if you’re really curious you can google “sterigenics willow brook” and you’ll find plenty of info) stopped by and asked if I got to it yet and I said I was just finishing up on this and would take a look now. specifically what he wanted was for me to find the complaints other firms had filed on the issue, and at first I was like, do I even know where I would look for those? So I looked at the court website and then went to lexisnexis, and with a few well-placed search filters and keywords I found the 18 complaints that had been placed. So I started reading them and made a summary form for them, listing stuff like law firm, plaintiff’s diagnosis, counts, etc. and went through the rest of them. There was an interesting venue issue so when I figured out what that was I went to tell him and he asked me to print the complaint, so I did that and then read the rest of the cases and summarized them, then delivered to him the printed complaint with the summary of it on top and the summaries of the rest of the complaints so he could decide if there were other ones he wanted to read, as they did have some significant differences as far as counts and such go. I didn't end up doing all 18 because there were several from the same firm that were virtually identical except for the plaintiff’s info, so that wouldn’t have been necessary. It was almost 5 when I finished with that, and I checked my email to find out what files I was supposed to take home, then ran downstairs to pick them up, then stuck them back with my stuff and headed out. Got on the red line and jumped off at the stop by Target because they’ve been bugging me to pick up a prescription they autofilled and I didn’t actually need yet, but oh well, I needed to pick up pads and pens as well as I only have like one pen right now lol. So I did that then hopped back on the train, only to find I was in the same car with the guy I share an office with, which was weird because I obviously had left before him so I had to explain my target run and all that lol which was funny. Got off at my stop and saw plenty of trick or treaters on the streets while I was walking home (if any of them asked me who I was dressed as I was going to say “a very tired lawyer who wants to go home” 😂😂), and I made it home fine. Got more comfortable clothes on, made some dinner out of the leftovers I have, then sat down at the tv only to realize there was no Riverdale on tonight, so instead I switched to the recorded shows I hadn’t been able to watch yet, starting with The Resident. Pretty solid episode, the opening scene may just straight up give me nightmares and that was unnecessary but I get where they were going with it. I then moved on to 911 which is always a fairly emotional show but in this episode they had to put down an injured horse and I swear to fucking I was crying to the point where I was on the verge of sobbing. like it was just so damn emotional I’m tearing up right now just thinking about it. So kudos to them for a very moving episode, with the other stories as well being very well done, especially the one with the bones. Moved onto Blindspot afterwards, was somewhat distracted but got the basics down, pretty interesting episode and a solid flip of the dynamic we’re used to. My roommate had gotten home and was in the shower at that point so I watched some Seinfeld that happened to be on while I waited for the shower, then once I got in there and showered I did the rest of my bedtime routine, ending with publishing the post, meaning I’ve now reached the finish line and will be going to bed now. Goodnight dearies. Love you lots.
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