Tumgik
#i love how stubby spamton is
bigshot · 1 year
Text
[[Event Info]]!!
I'm finally home from Hell work, so here's the rundown on how I'm gonna handle Spammy for the event!
I'm gonna consider this post a tentative-maybe-plotting-ad, I'm not sure if I'll cap it or not. I know I still havent gotten around to hitting ppl up on the main perma plotter but I'm gonna be better about that this time around because the event sounds pretty rad. Usually I wing it, but I'm game to plan stuff out too.
More ideas + some info under the cut!
Spamton has absolutely no fucking clue what's going on or who the girl on the screen was, but she had him at "rewards." He loves those!!
Also; Be warned that if he sees a treasure chest he's gonna wanna open it.
BIOMES
Fantasy ~ While he's not much of a tank (his defense stat in game is literally zero) he can hold his own in a fight if he gets some distance and he can heal allies, but only once. I'm not sure how this place would go down...
Space ~ He's got great vision in the dark and he's a real pro at hiding from danger but, again, he can't take many hits and his main damage dealing attack would more than likely break a window by mistake. At the very least, he might be useful for creating distractions with his minitons. Also, he can fit in vents!
Sea ~ This one sounds super fun!!!!!! He'd be a classic merman with a toy/robotic fish lower half and the attention span of a gnat. Look how fast he can swim!! I don't think the minitons can swim, though.
Jungle ~ He's fast and reactive enough to avoid a lot of traps, but I can't see him and his stubby legs navigating very well at all in a jungle. To say he'd need some help would be an understatement, whether he gets that through somebody else making a path or them outright carrying him when things get rough. But! He can set off some traps from a distance...
Speaking of,
ABILITIES They're already listed in full on his app, but here's how I see them potentially playing out in the event;
Money Vacuum ~ Not very useful here at all, unfortunately. Most monsters dont have pockets to pull money out of...
Word Bullets ~ His go-to attack for dealing sure damage, but not wise to use indoors since the words have to go somewhere.
Minitons ~ I actually see this as being the most useful, or the second most useful, of his abilities here. The little minitons run around aimlessly for the most part, but can be directed to cause a distraction or set off traps and can deal little amounts of damage on their own.
[Press F1 For] HELP ~ The healing I was talking about! The little angel miniton he summons can heal a party member for 50% of their hp! He can only do this once per day.
Head Expansion ~ Why would you want him to do this??
I think that about does it? Spamton's already been through his main plot in game and has zero access to his NEO form, so tough luck for him, but also he's more likely to help other people out than he used to be.
I'll hit up the couple people that already showed interest in a little bit!
3 notes · View notes
Note
I am by far so confused/happy about how weird the internet is on simp/stan/thirsty for fictional characters. Especially Deltarune. The option of Sexy meme queen or Swatch and Swatching which are literally buff butlers wanting to serve/service you.
Naw everyone just going to the dumpster, diggin through trash and diggin a trash gremlin puppet out of it. And claiming ah yes i find you smexy and want to fuck. You will be my sugarbaby and ill spoil you with $1 menu items.
And i love it.
Tbf Swatch and Queen *are* both fine as hell but Spamton's backstory, personality, and memorable as fuck boss fight just leave a bigger impact on people I think. I personally don't get it when fans like...make Spamton into a lanky sexy Tumblr hotman (sorta like fandom!Sans lol. Like...he's got his sexy appeal as a stubby skeleton you don't need to make him a Sexyman a la the Onceler) but I adore him as a little gremlin who I can woobify a little and take care of after the shit he's been through. He is comfort character incarnate
And also this is a dark content blog so I can say it lol: I'd rather fuck/get fucked by Swatch and the Swatchlings or Queen. I'd rather get diddled and taken advantage of and molested by lil gremlin Spamton who craves attention and shit so much that he wants ALL kinds of affection. Plus doing it gives him something he's a little in control over, even if it's just a little groping and shit here and there while Darling is sleeping. Just a lil grope of the tiddy while Darling's asleep! Just a lil bit of squishing them together and fucking them since he's the perfect size for it without waking them up!
And Darling might even wake up but they feel so conflicted about it. Like YES he's doing something wrong and awful, but...they still feel so bad for him and they insist he's only doing it because he's been deprived of any kind of contact with anyone for so long. And Darkners have needs too...maybe? So...it's not OKAY, but you're his [friend request accepted] aren't you? You don't want to push him away and make him think you're abandoning him! So just go back to sleep and pretend everything's ok!
19 notes · View notes