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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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ganondoodle · 10 months

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then perish.

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #tloz #totk #totk spoilers #rauru #ganondorf #zelda memes #memes #i dont know why i find this so funny #i know it doesnt make sense time wise #im trying to be funny not logical #maybe you need to know too much about the game to udnerstand #this is about the dumb anicent hero armor looking like a mix of them ok

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inktho · 2 months

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If Flertom had long hair as a child…

#dungeon meshi spoilers #it’s so funny to base chilchuck art on stuff like ‘yeah I remember my dad doing x/wearing x’#this isn’t my weekly chuck im still…stewing on it…#*gets booed off the stage*#chilchuck #I hope it’s ok to post this it’s not major spoilers and honestly if you’re online enough i can’t even imagine how u could avoid knowing

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planetary · 8 months

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“they will never make an adventure time abt women in their 20s with shitty jobs”

(fionna and cake comes out)

#changed the wording bc no one was reading my tags and kept being like IT WAS ALREADY FOR i know. shut up #sorry i think im funny ok i know regular adventure time is for us too .#fionna and cake #adventure time #chatter🦋

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italiantea · 14 days

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soft and neat

#dan and phil crafts #dan and phil #decided to go to bed before watching the video. absolutely insane way to start the day #took a nap and it gave me strange and vivid nightmares about demons. still think its funny tho 10/10 #my art #this is so gonna come out of left field for my followers lmao #posts this with no context. doesnt elaborate. leaves #edit: ok i lied im elaborating. im not a phan account guys if you follow you will b sorely disappointed #im probably never going to post about it again ive just been lurking for 10 years. you know how it is

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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THHAT STICKER THING IS SO ADORABLE AIUUUGHH'

ough yeah i made myself Emotional.. just a bit...

#sticker party!!!!#lovin' the little man!#he appreciates the attention...#love these grimy guys. they. yeah #this quartet has a special place in my heart i dont know why #they just... theyre interesting... they have funny dynamics...#along with the addition of 'theyre all kind of losing it' yk yk #BUT YEAH STICKERS!!! STICKERS!!!#sticker party and then they can all curl up on the couch and watch tv #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh lights out au #sticker giving is a love language. im right #who cares about kissing the homies. put a sticker on their face #wally probably keeps that left sleeve rolled up to display the peace sign sticker #the sticker on his face peels of quickly i imagine... too much Goop...#sad :(#its ok they can put another star on his chest or somethin. or on his forehead #also obligatory WOAGH COLORED LIGHTS OUT 🫵🫵🫵🫵

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cynicallyneutral · 2 months

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sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

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gulducock · 2 years

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look at this pic i found on twitter

#mine #hi heres my star trek take for today #does anyone else feel a little teeny bit weird when peeople talk abou t #wait ok hold on spoilers for s7 of ds9. dont read ahead ok #does anyone feel weird when peopeple joke about how kai winn and dukat were such a good couple when he like. raped her #like i know why they do but did no one think about that whole story arc hard enoigh to realize what he did to her #explicitly stated on screen. like thats verbatim unconcensual sex what happened and everyones liek its funny because dukats funny #and kai winn is a bitch which she is but also idk. does this make sense #ok thats my thought this have nothing to do with the abive image #i just didnt want to make this into a text post :| anyohe else get scared when dukat is on the scren #okay goodbye. im rewatching viyager btw not fr im just putting it on for comfort whenever i feel sick which is often LOL! but like on n off #can we make the doctor more popular than data =. keep going warriors

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95-6qrsk2rx9uq42069nnnnnjthewolf · 2 months

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i think tim is high maintenance the way a boarder collie or austrialian shepherd is. like you have to make sure they're not only given space to expend energy but you have to specifically let them get the herding instinct out and challenge them intellectually or they start destroying ur home

#tim drake #red robin #jaytim #i think cohabitating would require resigning yourself to your gear going missing for 2-5 business days before returning slightly improved #or coming back to the microwave disassembled across the couch #this happens and jason is like ok im gonna pop over to the gcpd and grab u a cold case do Not touch my stand mixer #but also have to stop him from reaching critical levels of boredom that results in poking the league with a stick #because then gotham is being overrun by ninja 2 months from now #this is harder for jason to curb because an incensed ra's is so goddamn funny to the both of them #dcu #i know tim hating the ceo job is easy whump but consider he needs minimum 5 plates spinning at all times to keep the Thoughts at bay #and WE probably is such low stakes for manipulation tactics its stress relief at this point

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greyncvember · 6 months

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i got to class and my professor said "i have a meme i think you'll really like" and showed me this

#like ok yeah you're spot on #they're my queer studies prof so it makes sense it's just so funny #im writing my final paper on gender/sexuality exploration in dungeons and dragons so they know i like it #just so wildly on brand #i sent it to my dnd group and it was a hit #dnd #d&d #dndmeme #dnd5e #d&d5e #d&dmeme #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #ttrpg community #dnd meme #d&d meme #d&d memes

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sualne · 9 months

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the puberty jokes now have a whole new meaning!!

#one piece #koby one piece #my art #described in alt text #WAUUUGAAAHHHHHHH #ok so i know having a trans actor doesnt means he's trans but let me have this. i was litterally joking about how it would be so funny if #they had a trans actor play crocodile when/if they adapt alabasta and then i see... best boy koby.. trans gener actor!! screaming and jumpi #on the walls and all. this is my 'i want to happy stim so bad but im in public so im going to claps my hands so hard and tense all muscles #while screaming internally' pose. that i gave him. because happiness.

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moeblob · 27 days

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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

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flugame-mp3 · 1 year

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#hey sorry #i read diamond rings dont shine so bright again and now im insane about it #ftwillz #ft willz #f t willz #how do you tag for him #frank iero #mars saw a preview of this. i dont think they know who ftwillz is but its ok im funny

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fear-no-mort · 4 months

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i cant get over the whole time in the real world rick just sat there watching over morty and when he woke up finally rick sounded SO happy the way he just yelled his name excitedly the second he woke up,,,

#i miss them already….#AND ALSO AT THE END. MORTY WAS KIND OF IN A WAY WHAT STOPPED RICK FROM JUMPING INTO THE HOLE TO SEE DIANE.#you saw him like look sad for a second that he wouldn’t get to see her but then his expression changed to a firm one when he decided he was #-going to put mortys picture on the wall and then his little smile after he did… morty isn’t dianes replacement hes even better than that #THATS HOW I SEE IT THOUGH. one of the biggest appeals of r&m to me is just how they are eachothers absolute favourite and they outweigh-#-everything the others ever known. i think this episode really showed that alot.#despite everything he’s seen and experienced mortys biggest fear is rick not caring about him #and like. that’s funny bc that’s a thing where everybody knows for a fact that’s literally impossible #the biggest contributor for why SO many things in the show have happened is rick loves morty more than anything #also that one part in the whole sequence with them growing up where it showed r&m drinking togehter that made me so happy bc like #it was one of those moments where i was like. Oh yeah duhdoy i almost forgot they’re going to be best friends for ever and ever #hhhgg. so many good things so much so much. also im probably not going to touch this episode for a week lol #i Need time ok.#rick and morty #rick and morty spoilers #odiespeak

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highoncatfood · 1 month

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christ

istg i feel like ive seen someone else make this joke before but idk if it was here or on tiktok or AT ALL so uh. if i accidentally copied ur idea... great minds think alike? sorry

#im starting a new thing where i make vivia a bit less saturated than the otehr characters idk if its visible here but i think thats. funny #catfood art #rain code #vivia twilight #desuhiko thunderbolt #i didnt feel like animating it so idk if the beatboxing sounds r. accuarte. im no beatboxer #and i certainly dont know how to convert those to text ok #master detective archives: rain code #mdarc

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