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spaciebabie · 3 months

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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

#spacie spoinks #this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid #also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off #hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY #IM SOOO TIRED #yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS #IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy #will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body #what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots #i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character #the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that #and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg #dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have #its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd #these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one #good LORD

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semdere · 3 months

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i feel like tumblr is a safe space for me to say that when i bought monster hunter world i was like "omg!! this game looks cool!! i can't wait to find these cute creatures and befriend them and collect them like pets :33!!"

...and the naive horror, sadness, betrayal i felt when i started playing and you had to TRACK and HUNT them?????!?!?!!!

it was worse than heartbreak

#and listen I KNOW “HUNTER” IS IN THE NAME 😭😭#I JUST REALLY WANTED A GAME WHERE YOU CAN HAVE THESE COOL MONSTERS AS PETS 😭😭😭😭😭#my reading comprehension is 0. ZERO!!!!#sighs #anyways #sero talks #monster hunter

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mysicklove · 2 months

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“you are so quirky it’s so cute” you want my dick so bad just admit it

#🔪 - mello talks too much #i was blasting music with the windows down #it wasn’t even quirky #but still #HE WANTS MEEEEE #LMAOAAOOA #still deciding if i want him #tho he just texted me ”let me take you out to sushi next week”#AHHHH #we didn’t make out today through sadly #kissed twice #but like #i fell asleep during the morning #movie**#and he like pet me the entire time 😭😭😭😭#also he was being a king about being a passenger princess #thought it was funny

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casukaga · 2 months

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Please talk about what you love the most about your lil blorbos (Cable and Maverick and anyone else!) and what has been a fun challenge while playing them! And any other details that you're like "this is so neat but so niche so no one will know unless this VERY SPECIFIC SCENARIO COMES UP"

HEHEHEH WELL SINCE YOU ASKED….. :3c

cable—

i fuckin love this guy.

the basic rundown of cable: he’s charming, charismatic, loves spontaneity, and loves living life dangerously!! he’s all about doing what makes you happy and is a big advocate for self-love. they’ve got a high self-esteem and know their self-worth (he knows he’s hot shit and loves himself a lot!! ❤️) they also used to work at a brothel and are super open about their sexuality. this guy? horny. they love performing and pole dancing and wearing high heels. he’s also very affectionate and loves any and all kinds of physical contact. he’s also aromantic and pansexual!! he is platonic partners with my gf’s character, ophelia 💕

you ask me what i love about cable and it’s just. all of him LMAO.

i love cable sm because there’s a lot of myself in him (i made their character at a time when i was doing a lot of self-reflection). also he’s so open and honest and self-confident, i’m like— WOW, i aspire to be like you someday…

if i were to give a challenge i have while playing them… i love rp (it is my favorite part of dnd), but i fear i’m not the best at improv. i tend to get nervous during sessions for this campaign specifically. i think it’s that i’m so self-conscious about playing cable accurate to how i imagine him in my head that i’m just a bundle of nerves. i’m nervous at first, but eventually i get into a groove the longer the session goes on. though, these past few sessions especially, i’ve been pretty happy with how i’ve been playing him!! it delights me when my friends tell me they love cable as well 🥺

i also play leiana, my high elf druid!!

i realized i haven’t talked about her / showed her publicly on social media at all, so here she is. i don’t have as many things to say about her as i do cable, but i love her all the same!!

she was the first character i tried to give an accent to (irish), and while my irish accent is definitely not that good— it is what it is. this is just how she sounds like, and it’s good enough for me.

leiana is a cartographer and she loooooves bugs. loves bugs. which is very much not like me because i am, unfortunately, a little bug hater. but leiana has such a fascination with nature and bugs especially. she studies bugs and likes to pin them (she only pins dead ones she finds, she would never kill a bug herself) and she has a collection of pinned bugs!

she also has a pet tarantula named fenri, who can change colors! (he’s primarily pink and matches leiana’s hair.)

leiana is no stranger to grief and she fears dying. currently she is trying to distance herself from the party for Reasons 🥲

while i have a few more dnd characters, they are for upcoming campaigns that i have yet to play in!! cable and leiana are the two i am actively playing at the moment :3

maverick is also in my brain constantly these days, but unfortunately i cannot talk abt xem for reasons….one day i will gush abt them to my heart’s content…

thank u for letting me chatter abt my ocs, i give u a little kiss on the forehead

#dnd is so fun y’all 😭😭#i bounce around excitedly #casu asks #i made cable for an anim class with the intentions of ‘i wanna make a red enby tiefling’ and ‘i really wanna make another hot character’#leiana was just because i wanted to make a character with a pink pet tarantula #heheheh #cable #leiana

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months

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"Non paeniteo potitus."

+ details & process

And, process !!

The jump btwn the second to last and last always surprise me whenever I make one of these because I always forget to take snapshots after I start painting. It's always like: oh yeah heres the lineart with some colors- BOOM fully finished✨️

What he's holding are the Austrian imperial scepter and orb, seen below:

I was going to draw the crown too but decided I don't hate myself that much(maybe some other day), and gave him a golden laurel crown, bcs I'm obsessed with that as a motif, and also its very remincient of the boy king statue that started this whole thing!

There's some symbolism of this, both intentionally but also just historically. I love that the orb represents that the monarch is holding the world in their hand, basically every old monarchy has one of those, and I think it's very cool for symbolism. But also bcs of that, I was forced to basically draw catholic fanart so, you win some you lose some. The star halo above him head is both to reference those religious statues with star crowns(I saw them a lot in Europe and they imprinted onto my brain), as well as: his four championships of course!

#TL: 'I don't apologize for winning' 🤭🤭🤭#^ was gonna find some old latin quote to put but was like. oh yeah of course !!!#noy sure if its entirely correct. kinda wanted to email my hs latin teacher to ask but i finished this too late at night #anyways please dont let this flop SKDKLGLVLV #im really proud of it okah 😭😭😭 it was actually so much fun and enjoyable and nice etc dtc #i questioned to myself earlier abt why my chibi art always gets more notes than my detailed art #and i realized. like unless youve been following the lore of my blog. this isnt even recognizable as f1 fanart SJFKLVLV #but thats okay because its my niche brainrot au and i will do what i want >:)#the hair and the relics are def my proudest part of this #i mentioned before but i have trouble yknow translating irl stuff or complicated stuff into drawing #but all of this came really smoothly to me in a very unexpected way #god his hair is just sooooo its ssoooooooo!!!!!!!!! i wanna pet him 🥹#but i think it def helped that i kept posting the process on my close friends #and my two irl friends(as well as some friends on here! ty!!) encouraged me a lot abt it so :D #but anyways yep pls take my brainrot art 🙏🙏 it took me 13+ hours in the span of like 3 days basically #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #catie.art.#boy king au

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chrollohearttags · 1 month

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tell me why my dad’s friend brought a puppy to our house last night and just tried to slick leave her here????? It was so??? 😭😭😭

#cherry chats 🍒#I mean she was so freaking cute and I wanted her #but we have no room #and I’m physically unable to care for her right now #we already have a fuckton of pets #but he just left her???? but she immediately clung to me and I did not wanna let her go but I had to 😭😭#but like leaving a puppy at somebody’s house is crazy #that’s like somebody saying your child is cute and being like ‘oh you think so? it’s urs now teehee 🤭’ LMSJDJDF

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enden-k · 11 months

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i quickly went to the bathroom (across the hallway) for like a min and without petting my cat on the way and come out to see her lying there at my door all dramatic like i just left her to die

#she always does that when she wants food and i dont give her bc she already had some. she just plops down behind me and #stares off into the distance pretending she just fainted from weakness to get u to feed her #but just now?? she came in to greet me and i meowed back but didnt pet her like usual and apparently it got her upset 😭#personal #tbd

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tea-time-terrier · 24 days

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I need to know does the fish ever get identified as a different breed or mix and what's the weirdest or funniest one you've gotten

Oh man all the time! Even if people know what a rat terrier is, they have a little piebald miniature in mind and pigroast is...neither of those.

She is most commonly mis-identified as a miniature pinscher (I get it), a basenji (until they see the nub), and a doberman puppy (???).

My favourite was kelpie mix though <3

Funniest dog pike has mis-identified? A German pinscher. She was 100% convinced it was a rat terrier.

#my absolute fav was walking maverick and someone shouting 'nice beagle!'#I've had a lot of younger people apologize profusely about wrong guesses and it's like??? my dude??? you are making the best guess #and you're not that far off??#I am gearing up for our handful of trials this year by mentally bracing myself for Interactions #I am easily overwhelmed and unfortunately that has made me abrupt and I have been too dismissive in the past #there are so many not nice dog people I don't want to be one of them 😭#I need to solidify a party trick so pencilcase can interact without necessarily having to be pet #I am having flashbacks to the little kid and her mom who so clearly wanted some more dog info and I bailed bc I hadn't had pig with kids yet #idk where any of this is going but thanks for the ask!#pig in her heart is a little lap dog #this is just hard to convey in brief stranger interactions where pickeral wants to do her own thing (valid)#ask #turnpike

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writeouswriter · 1 year

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If I ever have a character mention a modern app like Tiktok or something in one of my stories, please assume I’ve been bodysnatched or am being held hostage somewhere.

#writing #writeblr #writer things #this also counts for Snapchat or tumblr #personal pet peeve hearing characters say the names of modern apps it dates them so bad 😭#makes my eye twitch??#I’m not bitter about Wednesday what nooo haha #unreality #tw unreality #just in case #doesn’t count for things like YouTube #at least not quite as much because it’s longer established it feels a little less strange?#I still don’t really want it mentioned by name??#Facebook is on thin f—king ice #i realize tumblr is old enough but it feels wrong rules of tumblr same as fight club or whatever #there’s just this trend that reeks of show creators or book writers trying to be hip™️ with the teens™️ and it feels forced as hell #steve Buscemi hello fellow kids vibes except I like Steve Buscemi #not that it can’t be done okay in moderation but grr argh something gaaahh #modern slang in books and shows too is eye twitch because it’s idk how to describe it #it’s phrases that go in and out of style in months so it’s dated before it’s even debuted and it’s used unironically #like an adult thinking kids still use old style text speak and junk and !!! idk okay!#it just bugs me leave me be 😭#textpost #writing humour #if it’s integral to the story I begrudgingly submit to you #but petty as I am I closed a book preview for a gothic horror book when they mentioned Spotify instead of just said listening to music

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anoddopal · 4 months

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alas, there is no known cure 😔

Kind of a vent piece [I've been really physically & mentally ill on and off since November], but it also functions as a scene for my OP S/I; this takes place during the brief period of time after the Al.abasta Incident when Silva was with the S.traw Hats.

Needless to say, Chopper becomes a very dear friend of Bun's. 💕

More Context: [1], [2]

#when i was recovering from my tonsillitis and allergic reaction to the antibiotic my cat and 1 of my rabbits were there 4 me #so that’s why i included them in this drawing!#also my rabbit [stratus] is very important to my one piece s/I’s lore so she’s just gonna show up a lot in my artwork anyway #I took artistic liberties with Chopper’s design! wanted to give him actual reindeer coat markings #also this is the drawing my dad complimented me on 😭😭❤️‍🩹#platonic f/o #my art #S/I: Bun-Bun Silva #selfship art #selfship #self ship #self insert art #self insert #pet f/o #selfshipping #self shipping #s/i #s/i art

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vilsoo · 1 month

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bf plans to have his vasectomy in the summer 😋🤞🏽

#𝐍°⦗ 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝒀 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲 .ᐟ ﹕ ̊ ̟𐦍 #ever since i met him we both agreed that we could never have or raise kids #it didnt even take much to convince him LMAO he says hes been wanting one since high school 😭😩#sooo we will be preparing for that 🙈#we also discussed that it’s dreadful to be raising a baby in this economy #kids are expensive #and just like that reddit post;#having kids isnt something you do because you dont have a reason not to #nobody can ever change my mind on not wanting kids #we only raise pets in this household 🤞🏽#and i cant wait to marry this man one day #married with no kids??? omg a blessing

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spindle-and-nima · 27 days

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Nima is so skittish that if she sploots or does something super cute and I react by cooing or walking over she freaks out so the only thing I can do is this:

Nima: (flops)

Me from across the room fighting tears: "that's VERY nice Nima thank you"

#we all just say 'oh thats very nice nima!“ now 😭#with spindle i can coo all i want and pet him and hes chill bc he trusts me already #one day nima will get there i hope #bunblr #bunnies of tumblr #text post

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mattodore · 6 months

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i’ve been pretty quiet on here and avoiding my activity and dms these last few weeks because october was easily one of the worst months i’ve had in a very long time and i lost my family dog of seventeen years and had a medical scare for not only myself but my cat and just all these things happened at once that felt incredibly hard to bounce back from mentally… but aside from being sick atm things are starting to get better for me and my family so hopefully i can actually start being. normal. again soon 🧎

#river dipping #i don’t think i get personal on here very often just bc. the pd. um #but i figured i should say something bc my avoidant personality disorder is uhhhhhhhh #certainly Avoiding.#i’m so sorry if you’ve messaged me or @ed me or just tried interacting in any way #ik i wrote in my pinned navigation that yea i take breaks and avoid my activity and it’s nothing personal #but i still just wanted to reiterate it #i tend to keep notifications off for tumblr and my activity and everything like i only ever check when i’m mentally prepared for the State #my brain goes into when interacting with people #it’s not that i’m ignoring you!! my brain is just. very bad.#and i have a lot of trouble actually replying #especially in private messages #i’m much more comfortable talking publically which is why discord is so not for me 😭#i really have been pushing myself out of my comfort zone a lot this past year and it’s certainly helped a ton #but still. it’s a disorder i’ve had my whole life so 🤷 it’s still sticking around ykwim #so i’m sorry 😔 but i’m also incredibly thankful toward everyone who’s taken the time to talk to me and interact with me and just thought of #me in general even when i’ve been so isolated recently #ummmm but on the bright side i moved out finally and am at a place that isn’t gonna poison my brain anymore so ‼️#it took a few horrible days for my pets to get used to the house but things are fine now and i’ve set up my room and am :) doing better #surprisingly my panic disorder has been absent since the move… which is very weird for me #i fr think my previous place might actually have been poisoning me like i’m serious #……..i might delete this post in a bit if i start feeling too crazy abt being vulnerable lmao. um.#but for the people that’re online rn! my beloved friends and lovers yk #there’s my little update

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mooseonahunt · 9 months

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Something I will never get over is how quickly Sherry goes “Hey! You guys can adopt me!” at the end of RE2. She literally just became an orphan and she’s already looking for new parents and asking for pets

#‘I always wanted pets but my mom said they’re too messy’#the mother you were just crying over?? 😭#idk it’s just so fucking funny to me how upbeat she is #yeah yeah everybody grieves differently and it hasn’t set in entirely for her yet BUT that doesn’t make this any less funny #do not make this sad or I’ll bite your ankles #resident evil #resident evil 2 #resident evil 2 remake #re2 #re2r #sherry birkin #moose posting #moose rambles

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softpine · 1 year

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wink wonk

#he's home <33333 #i'm still learning his habits and body language and everything #when he's in his bed he doesn't want to be bothered or pet in any way #he gets exhausted by social situations.. he's just like me fr 😭#but when he's up and walking around he loves chest rubs and ear scratches #and he will drool alllllll over your shirt sleeve in the process ;-;#and if you're sitting he WILL be climbing into your lap #it's so funny because although i love all dogs i've always said tiny lap dogs aren't really my preferred pet #but he stole my heart <3

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jrueships · 5 months

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Admin: which teammate do you pick to cook your Thanksgiving dinner?

Alpey, who has brought his own baked goods for the team before; therefore, should have the most credibility and trust to be skilled in the kitchen: *happily suggests himself as the best option for jabari*

Jabari:

#jabari is like the kind of person who works a 15 hr shift then complains abt her tired they are #and how they cant sleep bcs they have so much to do around the house #but wont let their husband cook for them bcs they want to do it themselves then complain abt having to do it themselves #moms who start vacuuming the house at 4am then complain about how theres no one helping #'MOVE. ILL JUST DO THE DAMN THING MYS E L F !'#*2 seconds after scaring charity away* why do i have to do everything myself.'#the trials and tribulations of the stubborn control freak #he later says 'im not letting anyone else cook my food for me. (i pick) me. jabari.'#just tearing out alpeys heart and stomping on it 😭#picky ass eater who loves luxury jabari vs expired yogurt and carmel and chocolate syrup drizzled over it to feel fanciful alpey #bite #to the death #they literally asked this question last year??? before they banished gup to the gallows #alpey: alperen şengün 😄!!! ✨️ 🩵🩵#jabari: 😐#jabari (no grey matter): kill yourse-#why do they keep doing this to each other #alpey is the playful beloved family dog whos always in the room with the most people being pet 24/7 for being there & sweet #and jabari is the odd and aloof cat who has sporadic springs of affection and wacky affection #and will usually show himself when hes about to cause trouble for no apparent reason at no apparent schedule #like creeping over to a sleeping alpey and skippity papping him in the head without rhyme warning or reason #then taking off #zero apology or context given

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