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#i have learned since dm-ing that actually naming characters is more of a suggestion
unicyclehippo · 2 years
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had a really fun session of dnd last night. one of the highlights:
me (dm): there is one guard that is known to be trustworthy. his name is.. derek. 
players: oh?? of greys anatomy fame? derek dempsey?
me: yes let me make a note. derek dempsey
players: patrick dempsey?
me: yes let me change that note
players: more like patrick DUMPsey
me: yes. let me change that note. ok. patchguard patrick dumpsey is known to be very trustworthy. he cannot sneak around anywhere because of his dumptruck ass.
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