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#i have been told that the bone people has an ace protag
pleuvoire · 1 year
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ok *cracks knuckles* kamen rider main riders and if i think they ever fucked before the beginning of their series (during is frequently another matter)
hongo - hmm i don’t think so. he seems like the Focused On School Right Now type. maybe he had a girlfriend or boyfriend before though who knows
hayato - abso fucking lutely. 70s gay slut representation
kazami - yeah he has chad energy. i don’t think his family knew he was gay but that’s another story
jin - well he had a fiance so i guess he did get laid but he also has such awkward vibes i would believe it if you told me he was waiting for marriage
amazon - NO!!!!!!!
shigeru - haven’t seen stronger yet but by all accounts this guy is a megachad
hiroshi - i don’t know a god damn thing about this guy i’m sorry
kazuya - nerd. i don’t think he fucks.
koutarou - used to fool around with his biker boyfriend from ep 4 nothing past third base though
godai - yes. laid-back hippie type? absolutely. and he’s great at it too
tsugami - i think so. i mean i know he’s amnesiac and idk what all happened before his amnesia but he seems like he gets bitches also i only saw three episodes but i think that professor guy he’s living with might be his sugar daddy
shinji - honestly i go back and forth on shinji. DURING the rider war he gets laid left and right but it’s mostly because of stumbling into the arms of men who want to bend him over a table and kill him at the same time so i’m kind of inclined to think he just didn’t really think about sex and romance before because he was just focused on his career? but he’s also easy to seduce so if there was some determined guy in his past then.... who knows! it’s funny if kitaoka took his virginity in episode 8 though
takumi - absolutely not. hates people. too depressed to be horny. not happening
kenzaki - yeah kenzaki absolutely has a few brojobs (blowjobs between bros) in his past
hibiki - god, yes. absolutely. he’s 30 and irresistible. furthermore i think the oni all have regular orgies in the woods *wipes drool from mouth* sorry what
tendou - the guy doms every man he appears on screen with, no way this is his first rodeo
ryoutarou - no i don’t think so. i think he is not opposed to the idea of getting laid but is focusing on helping out at the cafe and stuff atm. also his bad luck works against him in the area of getting some
wataru - no. shut-in.
tsukasa - yeah he was boning daiki
shoutarou does NOT get bitches
eiji - same principle as godai. he’s a laid-back hippie who travels all around the world, sure he’s getting laid. i mean yeah yeah no desires and stuff but also i think he’ll probably say yes if you ask
haruto - i think he has fucked a handful of times but is on a hiatus from fucking due to depression and having better things to think about
kouta has big virgin energy
shinnosuke probably had a girlfriend before or something
takeru has never fucked
emu definitely had a steady boyfriend in college and probably some casual sex as well, he knows what’s up
sento - could go either way but i don’t think so. dude was focused on science also he was ugly. but maybe he sucked some dick in his time you never know
sougo is two inches tall how could you ask me this
aruto is a cartoon character and if he ever learns what sex is he’ll explode
no clue on touma. he feels pretty sexless to me but i haven’t watched that much saber so who knows
i think ikki was always too busy with the bathhouse and family obligations to pursue that sort of thing
ACE FUCKS. ACE FUCKS BIG TIME. i made a version of this list back this summer and was like “god i hope the geats protag fucks because reiwa riders have been so sexless” GREAT NEWS PAST ME!!!! ACE FUCKS!!!!!
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