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ieatpastaatnight · 3 months
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Working on some of the character profiles. Just so I can make sure their personality and such stays consistent throughout the story. (I should've done this way earlier, but we live and learn)
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habitsbf · 3 months
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to whoever caused masky x jeff the killer to become a ship, i just want to talk (is holding a metal pipe behind my back)
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Creepypasta kink headcannons!
In honor of (late) Valentine’s Day 😏 yk the drill, mentions of sexual topics! Do not read if uncomfortable!! MDNI 18+
Jeff the killer
-major sadomasochist, LOVES pain and loves causing pain too.
-hard dom energy fr
-definitely has a knife kink omg, but like almost to an extreme level, it’s a little concerning. He also loves fucking to horror gore movies and tbh has some more taboo kinks I won’t go into much detail abt.
-his biggest fantasy is fucking someone from behind and seeing all the pain he’s inflicted on them (scratch marks, slap marks maybe some blood ykyk)
Jane the killer
-tbh major role player, soft dom energy too.
-orgasm controller, loves overstim or teasing. Just LOVES giving someone immense pleasure that they just stop working completely.
-has a specific roleplay idea that she LOVES, oddly religious, like she’s a cult leader ‘sacrificing’ a new recruit, but sexual.
-like she likes pretending to be a leader of sorts and tying up whoever she’s with and either 1. Eating them out 2. Fucking them or 3. Putting a vibrator to them, until they physically can’t anymore.
Ben drowned
-switch energy, can be totally submissive and 100% dominant whenever.
-morning sex is top TEIR.
-loves filming ykyk and keeping pictures. Totally a masochist too.
-DESPERATE SEX, never ending sex or something like that ong. Maybe a slight breeding kink and bondage.
-I think his libido is pretty high tbh, so his biggest fantasy is probably like sneaking into his spouses shower after sex and fucking them again. Like he’s into desperate, passionate sex where neither can get enough of each other. Like he wants to be pussy-whipped by the end of the day lol and his spouse would be dick-drunk too.
Clockwork
-pleasure dom. She LOVES giving head, like genuinely one of her fave things.
-or like obsessive and possessive sex yk. She likes showing her territory or something like that. Like proving her worth whenever she gets jealous???
-Ik I headcannon her as ace, but ace people can still feel sexual desire! It’s a spectrum! This is when she does get yk.
Ticci Toby
-switch easily
-he likes his senses being taken away, but like ALL his senses except for touch. Bro is a huge masochist fr. Like if you put noise cancelling headphones and cover his eyes he’s hard as an mf.
-adrenaline junkie at heart, is a little bit of a voyeur, but more risky than the other pastas. Like public bathrooms, alleyways, or like under the blankets when hanging with other pastas.
-tbh lil pervy
Judge Angels
-dom ass worshipper lol
-idk the name but likes getting a show, like stripteases??? Tbh thinks they’re silly but like, likes the idea that someone is actively TRYING their hardest to arouse her. So basically humiliation.
-would totally be down to peg tbh, like she likes being a hard dom and like making someone who is normally so authoritative or monotone and making them pathetic and subby.
-loves corruption.
Puppeteer
-sadist dom frfr
-if you’d be aight with it he’d totally slap you, ONLY DURING THE DEED THO. He does hit irl or without permission, he just likes the look of marks or like mascara tears.
-loves tying people up a lot too with his yellow strings.
-also has a slight breeding kink lol I wonder where that came from
Nurse Ann
-soft dom fr
-I know I said she’s soft, but like she totally is into blood play. But she’s like gentle and praising yk, like she’d totally cut you but she’d lick up the blood and give you praises :)
-small… tiny little mommy kink going on yk. Don’t know where it comes from, but it’s definitely a thing that gets her going lolz.
-is a sexual yapper istg, like she talks a LOT. I feel like yes, she does moan, but she also just TALKS.
Bloody Painter
-switch mostly dom tho
-I think he’s into food play tbh, like whipped cream and chocolate syrup. LOVESSS making messes. (Hates cleaning them tho, coward.) he just likes the sweetness yk and also has an oral fixation so yk.
-loves being cockwarmed omg. He loves just forcing you to feel him and not being able to do anything about it. Or even just staying in you after sex because your so warm and tight he doesn’t wanna leave.
-specific sounds??? Like odd ones tho, like gagging sounds or slurping sounds. Whether sexual or not he doesn’t know why he gets hella bricked
Rouge
-switch (leans submissive)
-has a kink for hands, like LOVES hands and forearms omg. Not the super veiny ones, but the skinny defined ones. Loves getting like (consensually) groped and manhandled.
-I AM NOT GOING TO LIE, I think she likes the idea of ghost-fucking. I mean, she is some sort of ghost now, but like, the idea that someone dead is watching her she doesn’t know about and is able to touch her??? Like it gets her turned ONNNN, idk maybe she thinks it’s her dead fiancé 😭
-does not make that much sounds during tbh, like let’s out light whimpers but nothing else. What she does do tho??? She moves. A lot. I don’t think she has a kink for being tied down as much as she’d like being held down 😏
Masky
-hard dom
-believes in power balances, and is totally into soft BDSM.
-he’s hella into spanking and is a slight sadist (he balances it out tho with like overstimulation) he’s not at all a masochist fr
-huge fan of dirty talk and pet names, like tbh kinda nicely dehumanizes??! Idk if that’s the word I should use. But he LOVES like dumbing down his girl and like idk like “just sit back, I’ll take care of you baby, just let me do that, alright?”
Laughing Jill
-switch
-tbh I really don’t think she’s that much into sex at all. Like sure she’ll give head and whatnot, but her libido is too low for me to have much headcannons.
-I feel like she’d be into pegging and probably more of a pleasure dom. When she’s subbing than she’s getting the attention yk, but she’s a classic gal yk, she likes the basics.
-sweet, simple and passionate sex yk, like with soft moans, and light scratches on the back yk.
Hoodie
-probably a dom
-I feel like he’s kind of repulsed by sex tbh tho, like his drive isn’t that big. When he’s turned on tho things r spicy 😏
-big thing for mirror sex, like he loves seeing peoples faces as he’s fucking them. It just gets him into a rut, also like, he kinda compares himself to how he looks in the mirror, so he’ll go faster and harder to “compete” almost.
-nylon fetish probably, but without the feet aspect. He just likes ripping them open and fucking someone deeply yk. He probably loves the whole idea of stockings and whatnot too, like THIGHS. Someone needs to thigh fuck him stg.
Laughing Jack
-switch (mostly sub tho tbh)
-electrostimulation tbh, he LOVES getting the shock of it. Literally. Like this ties in hella with his strong masochism. Idk whenever he gets shocked, he just always gets hard and needy. Desperate mfer.
-shibari bondage, but on HIM. Loves being tied up 100% just the feeling of the rope on his skin turns him on, like the slight burn he gets when it rubs certain places. It hurts like a bitch, but he only gets hornier.
-masochist (as listed above), he LOVES being slapped n whatnot. It’s a little hard to hurt him tho.
Jason the Toymaker
-soft??? Hard??? dom
-somnophilia (fucking someone who is asleep), he LOVES waking someone up to pleasure or just completely surprising someone awake like that. The sleepiness and all of it he just finds adorably arousing.
-dumbification?? He loves dumbing down his spouses during sex. It gives him a power balance thing idk. It also might just be like an innocence thing too.
-he also just generally loves having full and total dominance over his spouse sexually, like he WEARS the pants and princesses you, so don’t question him.
Zero
-hardest dom in town.
-loves hatefucking and just taking complete control over whoever she’s with. Even if she’s with a dom, somehow she will break them down to a sub.
-loves aphrodisiacs and other stuff like that. Also does not like giving pleasure, she only takes it. Whenever she does give pleasure it’s only to turn herself on more than what she is so she can get full use of you and your body.
-very selfish lover tbh
Homicidal Liu
-switch (leans sub)
-boob fucker, loves the honka honka.
-aggressive toy user, like he brings out toys that look like actual SAW contraptions fr. Even has a rose toy and one of those moving fleshlights. Does not use his toys that often, but uses the others on you a LOT. Has nipple clamps for you.
-also really into spanking and gagging (getting gagged 😏) he likes the ripple ykyk. LOVES cumming on you and in you too, fr this man is a cum machine…. He wouldn’t mind getting overstimulated.
Nina the Killer
-bratty sub
-along with Kate, loves exposing herself and having her body be on show. Would probably be interested in getting watched by another person while getting screwed.
-loves being praised and called princess, but sometimes when she’s sad she wants something hella physical to make herself feel worse.
-gets more wet when getting dirty talked to more than being touched lol
Candypop
-prob a switch
-TO BE HONEST,,, COSTUMES LIKE SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. Those are his kink + if there’s STOCKINGS. He basically cums in his pants fr.
-tbh think he’s kind of vanilla, but like, in a free use type of way. Like he’s into like taking you whenever he feels like it (if he has your consent) and also being used whenever you feel like it.
-but like aside from the costumes and free use thing, I think he’s simple like that yk. Idk I don’t think he has that much pizzazz in his sex life, bro just LOVES quickies.
Kate The Chaser
-mostly dom
-has a specific fantasy for car sex and doing it in inconvenient places. Not a voyeur, but if you guys were in an abandoned house she’d totally do you against multiple surfaces. Or like a tree deep in the woods.
-LOVES mutual masturbation, or like stalking someone while they’re masturbating. Also loves having someone fucking her thigh.
-gets off on exposing herself (only whenever asked to by other people.)
Eyeless Jack
-Soft dom 100% fr
-YOU KNOWWW he has a breeding kink, like that’s just who he is. He can’t help but to cum in you when you look so pretty :(
-totally a somno too, but he’d never act it out unless y’all have talked about it.
-also likes predator/prey play, this one connects with bondage. As he is literally a demon, he LOVES fucking someone significantly weaker or something of the lines.
Dr Smiley
-experimentalist at heart, switch probably.
-likes temperature play, like with ice and candle wax yk. He loves to test out his babes reaction to the sudden changes. He likes feeling them too, especially the ice going down his happy trail.
-medical play 😔 he likes to act as a doctor who takes advantage of his patients in his lab, but he’d never actually do that. It’s just roleplay.
-also huge munch btw, loves having his face be sat on.
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hotchfiles · 23 days
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↪ day five. fbi — #marchhotchness
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What are some of your headcanons for his FBI career, do you have any?
these aren't headcanons mostly, but i spent a lot of time trying to make sense of hotch's backstory because it's a bit of a mess. criminal minds writers aren't serious people and they just be saying things either it fits or not to the timeline they themselves created. i hate them. i hope they spend their whole lives stepping on legos. anyway.
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i've talked about this already, but i don't think aaron was a gifted sports kid, i think he was good enough, which means i also think physically he was just that, good enough. being in a physically challenging career wasn't his main plan anyway.
so, aside from fights during his school years and lifting a bit of weight and doing a bit of cardio, before the academy, he wasn't the most prepared guy for the job.
but he's goddamn determined, so from the moment he applied he started working out, we've seen him in action, and that's him as a middle aged man, so he went from this geeky bookworm boy to someone who worked out every single day so he wouldn't be a liability on the field.
as for gun handling, i think that was never difficult to him, his father probably had guns at home and taught him how to shoot and properly handle them. as a prosecutor i'm sure he already had guns in his home for protection.
his efforts in the academy got him a spot in the crisis negotiation unit, first as a swat operator, he's a prolific sniper. then as a profiler as his intentions were always set to be the one who finds and catches the criminals, as we know, the bau is an elite unit, so before being promoted and transferred, he want from the cnu to the seattle field office as a profiler and worked two years there.
these experiences gave him enough expertise to teach crisis negotiation, and then he was transferred to the bau as profiler. in 1998 he was promoted to lead profiler, his first case was the reaper, as we already know.
we don't have a fucking clue of when, but he was also communications director for a time, i like to believe it was somewhere between 2002-2005.
in 2005 he was promoted as unit chief in gideon's absence, but kept this title even when gideon came back.
aaron is focused, he is determined and he is honest. that should be good, but actually that makes him target of many people who see his drive as a threat to their careers, so he is used to having to deal with higher ups trying to step on his toes and swipe the rug out off his feet.
if the godforsaken producers of this show weren't a fucking JOKE (jeff davis when i fucking GET YOU) i'm sure there would have been more conflicts of that sort, because the position for fbi director is not out of reach for him, if he wanted that, he could definitely be up for the task easily.
but, i like to think he wouldn't want it. it's better pay, better hours and he would be able to make important decisions, but he would be out of the field and out of the bau, i don't think he would be able to do it. he loves the bau, being a profiler, catching serial killers, way too much. it's his passion and his purgatory.
and to quote him: "why would i ever leave the bau?"
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jimmy-johns-was-taken · 5 months
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Heya, I was wondering if you could write something for EJ, Jeff and Toby with a socially akward yet extroverted s/o? ☕
Cuteeeeee!
Eyeless Jack, Jeff the Killer, and “Ticci” Toby with a socially awkward s/o
Eyeless Jack :
He’s not one for socializing
Whenever you’re at some gathering, he’ll just stand there
Ominously
Like a protective guard dog
And when you stumble over your words?
He thinks it’s so cute
Or when your shy to go up to this cool looking motorcycle girl?
He’s reassuring you
But he only ever talks to you at these events
He prefers to stay in
And you’re not awkward around him
So he feels special
Jeff the Killer :
Anyone who makes fun of you for stuttering is killed immediately
Fuck them
Then y’all passionately make out
Duh
But seriously, Jeff doesn’t exactly understand
Like you’re super awkward
But love getting out?
Jeff isn’t the biggest on getting out
He likes partying every now and then, but not all the time, ya know?
Similar to Jack, he kinda acts as a guard dog
Except when he gets drunk, then you’re dragging him back home
“Ticci” Toby :
Typically HATES getting out
It’s not their thing
They hate it
But thinks you’re cute
You love getting out and then you stutter and are afraid to go up to people
They like that you’re not nervous around them though
It shows them that you trust them and feel comfortable
They like that
Y’all never tease each other about your stutters or awkwardness
Idk if it was ever confirmed, but I’ve always Headcanons Toby to be incredibly awkward and really bad at socializing
I think that was canon, but idk?
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deadbydangit · 2 months
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Dancing with them: Yun-Jin, Leon, Jeff
Yun-Jin Lee
Can she dance?
That's a stupid question.
Of course the girl can dance.
She's spent time watching K-pop dancers rehearse.
You think she hasn't picked up a few moves?
Granted, she'll admit she's not as good as Ji-Woon.
But the girl has some skills.
Well, she only really knows K-pop dances.
But, that's more than most people.
"What, is that not good enough? If you want a show, go to Ji-Woon."
She doesn't mean that. Don't go to him.
She's always had quick reflexes, so she's very good at little fast movements.
She can slow dance, but she's always too impatient for it.
It takes too long.
And she's often ahead of the rhythm.
It's more of a question of her willingness to dance.
If she doesn't want to do something, she won't do it.
And she won't bend to anyone else's will.
Damn bratty K-pop stars.
She had enough of that in her lifetime.
But, if you beg her enough, she'll show you a couple moves.
She doesn't know a lot, but she knows enough to impress.
Not in public though.
She has a reputation for being serious and strong, and she isn't going to jeopardize that.
But, if you really beg her, she'll dance with you in private.
"But you better not tell anyone about this, got it?"
Leon S. Kennedy
This man has gone all over the world and participated in life-threatening dangerous missions to save the world.
He is highly skilled in combat and weaponry knowledge.
He's fought monsters and saved the world many times.
This is a man of many talents.
Dancing is not one of them.
Despite having a speed to dodge bullets and deflect knives, this man apparently has two left feet when it comes to dancing.
Like, you can give him specific instructions and he'll still fail.
He doesn't even know his left from his right anymore.
And he has no sense of rhythm.
But, for you, he'll try.
His best is mediocre.
But you can tell he's really giving it his all.
If this is something you're passionate about, he'll work to improve on it.
He'll even go as far to ask some other survivors for help.
Hell, he'll even ask Killers if that gets him anywhere.
Despite his shortcomings, he's a very fast learner.
And he cleans up enough to look the part.
He prefers slow dancing to any other kind.
It's much easier to focus when he can move slowly.
And he'll even embarrass himself in public.
"That, and I get to look at your beautiful face."
He'll say that every time.
It's corny, but you have to admit, it's pretty cute.
Jeff Johanson
He's been in mosh pits. Does that count?
He didn't think so. But he thought he'd ask just in case.
He would try and make that joke first to save himself the grace.
Because careful coordinated movements aren't his thing.
But, if it's something that makes you happy, he'll give it a shot.
He's going to need some help.
A lot of help.
If you're asking to slow dance with him, know that he's going to need help cleaning himself up.
The whole look: shaving, hair, etc.
And do you think he owns a suit?
Jeff will openly admit he hates the way he looks in a suit and try his hardest to avoid wearing one.
Second, he's just not graceful.
He knows that.
But he is a very determined person who isn't easily deterred.
And he's a great student if you would be so kind to teach him.
Jeff is pretty strong, so he's able to dip and move you around the dance floor with general ease.
And his smile could melt anyone's heart.
Even if he steps on your feet, you can't get mad at him when he gives you that sweet embarrassed smile.
This teddy bear of a man is really doing his best.
Make sure you let him know how much you appreciate it.
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dead-by-mending · 4 months
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Legion members and what they think of each survivor
The title says it all. Once again, feedback would be appreciated
Dwight : Frank, Julie and Joey straight up think he's pathetic (they're just annoyed that he keeps hiding in lockers), while Susie just thinks he's trying, but not enough
Meg : While the others don't care about her, Frank and Susie actually like her. Frank because since she's a sprinter, she actually gives him a bit of a challenge and he likes that, and Susie... because she's cute and has a nice mask ?
Claudette : They're just so annoyed with how many times she was hiding right under their noses all the time, but Joey still kinda feels bad for her, especially after he learned about her social awkwardness, as he was like that sometime (he also thinks she's cute but won't admit it)
Jake : They hate Saboteur with a burning passion, so they have to hate the one who brought it, right ? Well actually no, Frank and Julie think he's kinda cool, living alone in the forest. That's the kind of life they would have prefered to Ormond
Nea : She's pretty much a bitch to every killer, trying to piss them off as much as she can thinking she can run them for hours (and it usually doesn't work). Too bad for her, the Legion is EXACTLY about that, so they love her attitude. Julie secretly wishes she could be friends with her
Laurie : Obviously they're always excited about the idea that they can stab the most iconic final girl herself, especially Frank and Julie. They used to hate DS, but since its nerf, not so much...
Ace : While they can get probably as cocky as him, they just can't stand that guy. Susie finds the grin he has in the lobby extra creepy
Bill : They don't understand how this old man can keep up. Then he looked cooler when they learned he did Vietnam and was shooting up zombies before diying and getting taken by the Entity
Feng Min : Susie is the only one to tolerate her, the others think she's just ultra annoying, like Nea but worse. She shouldn't have called them cringe, because now they keep calling her like that (even tho they don't know what it means)
David : They don't really care about him, and even less about him being gay (or anyone's sexuality or ethnicity, they just stab everyone the same). But once he tried to punch Frank in the face, and now he makes it personal every single trial where he faces him
Quentin : They don't know why, but they like this gremlin, especially Frank. They think he's funny when he just falls asleep at some random moment (because yes, it happens sometimes)
Tapp : If you're familiar with what the Legion was doing before killing, then you can guess they're not fond of law enforcement, including cops like Tapp. They prefer causing mayhem everywhere
Kate : Frank's soulmate (I will die on this hill). When they're in a trial together, he doesn't want to hurt her, but she doesn't the Entity to get displeased at him because of that... Meanwhile, the others don't care about her (not even Julie, she moved on so she couldn't care less)
Adam : What I said earlier about Legion and law enforcement also goes for education. So you can guess that they don't really like Adam either. However they have a bit of respect for him for sacrificing himself to save a girl in the train crash that got him here
Jeff : Their old pal from high school. None of them recognized him at first, because he had grown up, but once they did, they were kinda happy to see him. They try to let him live as much as possible (especially Susie)
Jane : Joey and Susie see her differently : he sees a thicc latina that's exactly his type, she sees what Jane is trying to be, a body positivity icon, as Susie is a bit chubby herself and got bullied for that... Meanwhile, Frank and Julie couldn't care less
Ash : Frank was in shambles when he saw Ash for the first time in a trial, as he's a big Evil Dead fan. He was kinda disappointed to see him without his chainsaw or boomstick though, he was hoping he could steal those
Steve : Their opinion on him evolved just like he did in the show : they saw him as an annoying douche at first, then started to like him for getting cooler
Nancy : At first they thought she would be boring. They quickly realized how wrong they were, especially Julie. Now they're either afraid or excited that she could bring guns in trials
Jonathan : Who ? No seriously they almost never see him, which is a shame because his music taste would surely fit some of the Legion members
Yui : They all think she's kinda cool. I mean, I don't know if you've seen a champion biker girl not being cool, but honestly, I never saw that happen
Zarina : Curiosity killed the cat, like they say. They wouldn't like her to search into their lives, especially Frank and Julie who made some "special recordings" of themselves...
Cheryl : They thought she was kinda cool at first, but now they're afraid of her, ever since they learned about how she killed a literal god, after giving birth to it (man Silent Hill's lore is confusing)
Cybil : Just like with Tapp, they like to show her their opinion on law enforcement... And let's just say it doesn't always end well...
Lisa : Frank always had a nurse fetish, so before starting to date Kate, he was really enjoying a trial against Lisa... Now he just asks Kate to wear a nurse outfit when they're alone...
James : At first they just found him weird because of his attitude. Then they thought he was creepy because they learned about Mary and how it created Pyramid Head. And now they hate him because he's basically the reason Midwich exists and they'll never forgive him for that (me neither)
Maria : She just kinda exist ? Just like Jonathan, they very rarely see her
Felix : Frank and Joey were just a bit jealous of his good looks. Frank still does, but now Joey feels bad about him because he got taken while his girlfriend was pregnant, meaning he has a child but may never see them ever...
Elodie : Julie likes her independent spirit and taste for adventure. But she and the other Legion members hate Power Struggle so much. No, they don't hate her because she's French, Canadians and Frenchs are bros
Yun-jin : A girl that's stylish and independent ? That's exactly the kind of girl Julie would like to be friends with. Too bad they don't have the same music taste and that one has to kill the other, otherwise they'd get along so well
Jill : Frank and Joey knew her from the og RE1, so they almost didn't recognize her (since it's her RE3 remake version). Also, they hate Blast mine so freaking much
Leon : No one knew him because the og RE2 came out after they were taken by the Entity. They soon learned that he could either be a nice dude to hang out with or literally the worst person to mess up with. Also they think Flashbang is funny (except when it actually works)
Claire : Same as Leon, but they can't take her really seriously
Chris : They just hate him because he always tries to punch them (and every other killer). He's just stupid
Mikaela : They found boons annoying at first, but now they mostly don't care. They find it dope to have a literal witch in the realm anyway. And let's just say her leather pants fashion didn't get unnoticed...
Jonah : It's not a good idea to have a CIA operative who loves math with a bunch of math haters... But not so much if said CIA operative committed war crimes...
Yoichi : They only knew his kid version from the original Ringu movie, so it felt weird for them to see him as an adult. And they don't like him so much since he's a teacher
Haddie : She's just kinda weird according to them, with her visions and all... But that's still kinda cool
Ada : Frank and Joey honestly were really interested in her...until they learned about Leon's feeling for her, they stopped having those thoughts. Professionals have standards
Rebecca : Frank thinks she's maybe just as sweet as Kate. But obviously not as beautiful
Carlos : An actual mercenary ? That's just really cool
Sheva : Apart from Joey, who seems to have a type, they don't really care about her. Sure, she's a military, that's cool, but that's it
Vittorio : They were kinda surprised to see a dude from the Middle Age here, and they got an existential crisis wondering if they were going to live that long or more in the Entity's realm...
Thalyta and Renato : Twin survivors ? Sure, why not ? Apparently Thalyta goes into Joey's type, and Renato seems really relatable to Susie for some reason...
Gabriel : They wish they could find him cool because of the fact that he's a clone but one thing stands in the way : MADE FOR THIS
Nicolas Cage : I could literally sum up their reaction with "What in the actual fu-". Seriously everyone was extremly surprised to see Nic fucking Cage arriving to the Entity's realm. And with his perks being overall so funny
Ripley : Frank loved the Alien movies, so seeing Ripley here was just so dope
(Sorry if it took so long, school was taking a lot of my time. That's also why some of the recent parts are short, I wanted to finish this quickly)
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ultraviolence1327 · 8 months
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Jeff the killer Headcanons
!Minors do not interact!
(I have a twisted mind so no hate please)
• he’s not a sweet and kind boyfriend
• I think he would just take interest in a person while he’s out killing people and continue to watch them til he gets bored
• if he doesn’t get bored… he’ll probably (certainly) kidnap you and he will not care at all if you’re crying and pleading
• he’s gonna do everything in his power to have you. Drug you? Sure. SA you? He’ll probably do that. Carve his name into your skin? If he’s feeling like it.
• there’s no way escaping him. You’re stuck with him forever.
• he’ll secure the room just for you to not kill yourself.
• he’s going to punish a 100% if you’re not a good girl/boy/person
• sometimes he will hurt you like cutting through your skin. And sometimes he will do nothing for you at a point where you will not see him at all and you will starve, you’ll freeze, you’ll almost die all alone in a room.
• but for sure, after 2 days and a half, just before you die, he’ll be there with food and will go away for another 2 days or will tell you to not do that again.
• he’ll manipulate you slowly into loving him, only him.
• forget your family & your friends. No more of them.
• he will kill everyone that come to close to you. (Except for the other creeps)
• after a while, if you’re good, he’ll let you go out. With him obviously.
• you’ll start by a walk in the forest, then a walk at night when no one can see you two and then maybe going out at the daylight when the police lost hope and close your case.
• it’s very fun! Until another man approach you. You’re going home right away and the next day he’s find dead.
• and when you’re going home he’s gonna do horrible things to you and he’s gonna yell at you and throw things, threaten you with his knife.
• he’s going to manipulate you like he wants you to be. And you have no chance, you’ll be like he wants you to be and you will probably lose your sanity
• BUT!
• if you’re alone with him and everything is going well for the past couple days, well…
• now he’ll be kind and watch a movie with you with popcorn, makes you laugh, even cuddle with you!
• he’ll get you gift.
• but don’t ask where it came from, it’s for sure one of the victims object
• he actually knows how to drive!
• he taught himself so it’s not perfect but he knows how!
• he’s not going to talk about you to the other creeps even though they know you’re at his place
• they will want to meet the person that makes Jeff a little bit affectionate!
• he’ll deny everything. « No I don’t love her! She’s just one of my victims I’ll kill her soon enough dumbass! » … «  you said that 2 month ago »
• now one of the creeps if running in the mansion trying to not get stab
• but he will not. Never. He loves you too much even though he denies it.
• he calls you « doll »  « doll face » « babe »
• Toby actually tried to enter Jeff house when he was out killing. He was drag out the window and got punch in the face by Jeff. Yeah…
• his kisses would be so rough and passionate (he would be like that in bed too)
• he’ll go crazy if you’re wearing his clothes, especially a shirt or his hoodie
• he doesn’t know how to cook, except for frozen food, so you’ll have to cook almost every meal
• he has eyelids
• i think I’m good with this, there’s a lot so I’ll end here
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deeamsg!!!!!!!! could you do hcs of some genshin characters playing dbd???? whichever ones you want :) ,(doesn't have to be x reader) i forgor if you have or havent done this oh no this is getting long sorry iiudhdnf
- 🍁
YES FINALLY SOMEONE GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO WRITE ABT DBD!!!
genshin characters playing dead by daylight (dbd)
✿✿
• kaeya & ayato are feng min mains and is toxic at the exit gate def... uses really meta perks...... and plays NO KILLER (maybe ghostface)
• ayato might use trickster solely because he likes ji-woons cosmetics.
• keqing is a yui main but also plays.... a nice killer... like hag or spirit. can't stand the killers that kill for fun
• ningguang mains trapper and ace; trapper because not only did he come from a place of wealth; but also because she likes the strategy that comes with using him. she really only plays ace because he came from literally nothing, and because of ace in the hole.
• itto plays oni. need i say more? he also really likes big killers like nemesis. if he plays survivor he's always someone like yui and he's very altruistic. HATES dwight and dwight mains with a passion though.
• diluc doesn't really like playing, but if he does he plays deathslinger. yes it's because of the saloon. diluc DEF thinks guns are cool.
• diluc and kaeya did a kyf once and it literally ruined their relationship even more.
• albedo really enjoys playing killers that need strategy to learn. twins & nurse for the most part. he likes how difficult they are to play. might use hag as well, or myers even.
• hes not a memey myers. if you go against him you're going to die, and you have to acknowledge how good he is in endgame chat.
• eula doesn't enjoy playing killer and prefers doing swf with amber.
• she probably plays jane or elódie, and amber is 100% a kate main. (might use someone like jeff too). she and amber are super altruistic and while they probably won't get any gens done, at least you won't bleed out!
• yae miko plays killer 100% of the time. she really enjoys the meme killers like ghostface, and will most definitely close the hatch in your face.
• she really likes playing pig too, and accepts boops on her nose.
• gorou is a wraith main. and I guarantee you he hides in a corner when survivors act toxic. :( he likes playing jake too! his main strategy is hiding in corners and rescuing even against a camping bubba.
• kokomi is a claudette main, and probably uses zarina too. she's really calculated and is the best teammate out there. definitely brings lightweight.
• shinobu is a laurie main and runs decisive strike on EVERY SINGLE BUILD.
• barbara can't bring herself to use any killers, so she plays mostly survivor and swf. definitely brings all of the healing perks cause seeing her teammates hurt makes her sad :(
• mona is a mikaela main. similar to shinobu, mona brings boons on every build even if they don't call for it. she feels so cool booning totems.
• childe is a no mither david main.
• childe also only plays killers who are considered very hard. he tries to adept every survivor and killer, and chooses the hardest challenges in the rift.
• hutao is a feng min and nea main, bought all of their cosmetics.
• she loves sandbagging other survivors and getting them killed. with the bright blue hair nea and feng skins. y'know the ones.
kyf; kill your friends
swf; survive with friends
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Jeff T. Killer (born October 12, 1992) is an American actor and serial killer. He began acting in the early 2000s and appeared in several commercials and minor film and television roles before gaining prominence in his teenage years with main roles in Little Manhattan and Zathura: A Space Adventure (both 2005), RV (2006), Bridge to Terabithia (2007), Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008), and The Kids Are All Right (2010), as well a string of nationally covered homicides.
In 2011, 18-year-old Jeff landed the leading role of Peeta Mellark in the top-grossing film series The Hunger Games, released yearly between 2012 and 2015, for which he won three MTV Movie Awards and a People's Choice Award. In the same period, he also played a lead role in Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) and voice role in the animated film Epic (2013). By this point his body count included thousands of innocent children.
Since this period, Jeff decreased his workload for a few years, appeared in several independent films, and killed only sporadically. On television, he starred in the Hulu comedy series Future Man from 2017 to 2020 and voiced the lead character in Ultraman (2019–2023). He has since starred in the commercially successful horror film Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) and action film The Beekeeper (2024).
Throughout his career, Jeff has expressed an interest in filmmaking. He has served as an executive producer for Detention (2011), The Forger (2012), and Escobar: Paradise Lost (2015), while also playing a lead role in each film.
Born in Union, Kentucky on October 12, 1992, Jeff is the elder son of Giveue Ipp (née Vagunna), a former Delta Air Lines employee who now assists with Jeff's career, and The Killer. His parents, who were also born and raised in Kentucky, met in high school in Dry Ridge. He has one younger brother, Liu (b. 1996, d. 2005).
Jeff's interest in both killing and acting developed as a child despite his parents' concerns about the professions. According to the killer himself, he had "loved the entertainment industry" from the age of four, and had always been a "big fan of the Zodiac Killer." His father said that his son was compelled to attack people from a very young age, possessing a personality that attracted people's ire. His mother said that he "bugged us so much" into becoming a murderer, but believed it was a phase he was going through and would grow out of. At age eight, Jeff went through the yellow pages and contacted an acting agency.
Most of Jeff's childhood was spent on film sets rather than in a classroom. He attended Gay Vampire High School in Kentucky until he began his career at the age of nine, after which he began homeschooling, with his mother as his teacher. He later returned to Kentucky to attend Gay Vampire High School for one semester. Jeff played on the high school's soccer team and has been a keen sports enthusiast since, also displaying a passion for football and tennis. At the age of 13, he participated in a triathlon and began killing for sport. He later said of his schooling experiences, "I know it's something kids have to deal with every single day but getting up at the same time every day and having to listen to teachers talk about things I could learn so much more easily on my own, I hated it. How's that for motive to kill, eh? Eh?"
Jeff currently lives in Los Angeles, California. In May 2012, he purchased the 1,861-square-foot (172.9 m2) $2.5 million former house of Heath Ledger in Laurel Canyon, Hollywood Hills, a small ranch built in 1951. He professes that fame has not changed him as a person, stating, "I love my job more than anything in the world and I could never imagine doing anything else. So this whole thing is a very small price to pay compared to someone who has to go to an office to work."
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kit likes sunflowers
aka random headcanons for the evans that just make sense
(this is really short but i wanted to post it so whatever)
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tate:
fiddles with his thumb ring when he’s nervous
owns all nirvana albums on vinyl, cd, and tape, but since you introduced him to spotify, he hasn't touched his music
steals your airpods all the time. ALL THE TIME. and never charges them up.
enjoys reading the classics
likes being both the big and little spoon; he likes to protect and be protected
plaid pyjamas man
kit:
really likes sunflowers
dilf (but we already knew that 😉)
really loves to bake and is a great baker. he makes a killer foccaccia!!
i haven’t got much for kit today, I’m sorry. i haven’t watched asylum in ages and my brain is just not going there!
kyle (post-death):
likes chamomile tea (and sips it like a boss)
you gave him a polaroid camera for christmas one year and he adores it - you always have to buy new film for him, as he uses it up so quickly
keeps a scrapbook of all his favourite moments living with you and the coven
*you flick through the pages, large, childlike letters construct simple words. there is a picture of a dog taken from behind the window of miss robichaux’s, and several blurry selfies of kyle pulling faces, and images of various coven members practicing magic. then you spot a photo of yourself; next to it is drawn a big, pink heart, with your name inside*
jimmy:
golden retriever energy
hates coffee
when he’s super drunk he likes to slap your backside, and when you get annoyed at him for behaving such a way, he gets all sulky and apologises with puppy eyes
“i’m sooooorrrryyyyy. it’s just your ass is so slapppa-ble.” *burps* “come hereeeee,” *reaches out for you and falls off the edge of the bed onto his face* “fuck!”
does a very convincing impression of elsa, which never fails to make you giggle
james:
you introduced him to true crime, and every time you watch it together, he critics each murder on how they could have been executed more successfully
“by god! you see, dearest, had he dissolved the body first, he would not have found himself with the issue he has procured! *sighs* amateurs. *shakes head in disapproval and sips absinthe*”
favourite colour is red -> red has connotations of blood, roses, passion, love, wine, power = jpm in a nutshell
father? apologies. father? apologies. father? apologies. *clears throat* ...DADDY
rory:
peanut-butter-banana-and-honey-toast-every-morning kinda guy (except sunday - sundays are for pancakes!)
goes for a run every business day morning at 6am
would make such a good dad
but like a goofy, fun-guy dad :)
kai:
has a habit of coming up behind them and resting his chin on the shoulder of all the women he's sweet-talked into joining his cult
was tempted to die his hair fire truck red but decidedly against it; he thought it would come across too strong and no one would join his cult
has a man-crush on regé jean page because i said so
twitter and reddit troll
jeff:
really into his karaoke (but unlike austin, cannot sing to save his life)
big dick energy
has a tesla (obvs)
jeff’s dad was really old fashioned and always read the newspaper each morning; a cigar and espresso was his breakfast
obsessed with memes
austin:
acts as though the world has ended when he gets pins and needles in his feet
gaga stan
wore converse as a baby (like yk the little baby converse shoes? baby austin definitely wore these)
the cool uncle
twitter and reddit mogul
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DN Jeff, Toby, Ben, and Tim with an s/o who whenever they wanna have sex their s/o is like "nah you'd hate my body" or "I look gross naked" sorry if this doesn't make sense but yeah🥲
Jeff The Killer
You, in fucking fact, do not look gross naked.
He's absolutely in love with your body tf you mean you look gross??
He will absolutely smack you upside the head every single time you say shit like that
He loves your body babe
He doesn't hate a single inch of it
Not even your feet!
And that fucker hates feet with a passion.
Feet disgust him lol
Ticci Toby
John Cena voice: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Yeah no
He loves your body
Absolutely worships the fuck outta you
You think you look gross naked? His dick says otherwise
Never say either of those things again
He will straight up tell you the shut the hell up
BEN Drowned
"So what's it like being fucking blind?"
Babe he loves your body so much--
You absolutely don't look gross naked
He will worship every inch of your body
You don't even have to ask
Hes in love with your body
Tim Wright
You dumb bitch
He absolutely does not hate your body
You look absolutely amazing naked
He understands why you'd say that tbh
Not because it's true or anything!!!
He thinks that about his own body :(
He absolutely loves your body
He'll make sure you know it too!
He will absolutely fucking worship you
Lover boy <3
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More creepypasta headcannons!
+the women this time! Also these aren’t sexual, but there will be references to drinking, drugs and sex
And in most of these I am ignoring what is actually cannon so I’m sorry, I just like thinking more on the wholesome side of this fandom.
Also, I understand that Sally is like not at all like her OG story, but this is how I like to interpret her so please don’t hate!
Jeff the killer
Age: 22
Wine Problems: got citric acid rubbed into his healing mouth scar by EJ and Ben. (He splattered paint all over Ben’s gaming system Bc he wouldn’t give him free weed. EJ joined because of the “Tear-alliance”)
Head-cannons
“erm actually ☝🏻”
-He buys a lot of flip phones to prank the pastas. Specifically Ben, Jane and Hoodie. Tbh kind of a big bully. Also definitely steals slenders money.
-Lactose intolerant
-eats hot Cheetos like an mf
-he’s oddly spiritual??? But in a scared way, he thinks the gods are coming for him just cause 🤷🏻‍♂️
-he thinks he’s slick whenever he steals Slenders money, but slender knows.
-one time for a TikTok, he tried getting one of the pastas to do the candy man dance with him but no one wanted to join him except for Hoodie Bc he felt bad 😭
-every normal person thinks his TikTok is a devoted cosplayer, but he’s not.
-he’s actually really depressed about Liu, but he never rlly addressed it with himself. He just ignores it and him Bc he doesn’t know how to react.
Jane the Killer
Age: 23
Wine Problems: Sally accidentally got shoved by Jeff during a quarrel and now she has to get Sally to stop crying before Slender comes back from meeting his brothers.
Head-cannons
-makes so many funny faces to herself and actively talks to herself in front of people (and mid convo too)
-you will catch her pacing down the main hallway with headphones in when she’s angry.
-AWFUL BAKER idk HOW she just can’t bake. It always burns.
-her natural hair is shoulder length, black and curly.
-Her wife is a normal person (granted immunity from slender), her name is Lillian.
-Toby was the ring bearer for the wedding, Sally and Lazari (when she was young) were the flower girls. Lillian’s brother walked her down the isle, Toby walked Jane down the isle afterwards. Jeff at the reception gave a surprisingly good speech about Jane and their marriage… but then he got destructive drunk and had to be carried out Frank Gallagher style.
-she has a separate house and identity that she uses away from the mansion to be normal with her life and be the adult she couldn’t be.
-she’s never rlly at her other house tho.
-she loves having deep scientific talks with people to see their ideas and to read them better.
-she’s a really good person to talk to about passion projects Bc she’ll engage in your thoughts and use her knowledge to help you with whatever your stuck on or thinking of. She also hypes too.
-her and Kate are like the main watchers/caretakers of new pastas to make them feel comfortable.
-she is actively the only pasta who has seen Slenders human form.
Ben drowned
Age: 19
Wine Problems: Jeff and sally creating a doll out of Ben’s hair. The hair from his shower drain. Then them harassing him with it, trapping him in the livingroom TV.
Head-cannons
-The house dealer
-Everyone is trying to get all up in his business
-it takes him 20 minutes every morning doing his hair and skin routine.
-his favorite video game is RDR2
-chronic Jacksepticeye fanboy. Has attempted to see him on tour awhile back ago.
-his room is clean, but so weird. Like he has Minecraft posters and odd shit like that. He also has those LED lights on his walls and a really fucking expensive gaming setup.
-does not punch his walls.
-he has a pet tarantula named Bea.
-he chronically enjoys Pepsi. It’s kind of gross. Also he is HUGE on snacks, like he has a mini fridge.
-also to be allowed in his room you have to cashapp him 5$ if you’re in their for longer than 15 minutes for “wasting his time”
-he listens to a lot of French music and video game soundtrack to fall asleep.
-he LOVES Skyrim.
-he knows a lot abt tech since he’s a video game ghost/glitch, but it’s not his only personality.
Clockwork
Age: 20
Wine problems: recently started hearing voices after accidentally eating one of the special brownies in the kitchen. She’s in the corner in the living room having a bad trip. Lazari is behind her comforting her. (Clockwork currently doesn’t think she’s real)
Head-cannons
-asexual and aerosexual. They just are rarely attracted to people.
-LOVES low-rise jeans
-she’s like hella sarcastic and definitely has disorders (undiagnosed)
-for the most part she’s pretty quiet, speaks more with her hands than her mouth.
-tall af, like 5’11.
-whenever she gets a migraine you might as well shoot her since she has the clock in her eye 😭
-her favorite movie series is SAW. She has actively built some of the prototypes like the reverse bear trap.
-she collects animal teeth and bones.
-her room gives very much teenage dirtbag.
-after awhile she starts hating people she hangs around Bc she’s bad at setting boundaries. That’s one of the reasons she broke up with Toby.
-very passionate about politics and her assignments.
-she has a cat named Bubble, she’s a Siamese cat and she surprisingly cuddly. Bubble hates everyone but clockwork and sometimes she sits on Clockworks shoulder.
Ticci Toby
Age: 22
Wine problems: he was out getting groceries for the pastas and then a group of 13 yr olds started harassing him (he bought one of those lobsters in the water) until he went to his car.
Head-cannons
-buys the house groceries once a week.
-genuinely careless. Like he is so straight faced tbh. Unless you’re really funny and he’s seriously caught of guard.
-eats so much chocolate it’s insane. LOVES hot chocolate.
-his stutter does get better, but it’s still pretty present.
-he does not like Jeff. At all.
-sometimes he can be such an accidental dickhead. He does not know timing like at all.
-you will see him awake at 5AM eating salad.
-he love’s Hollywood undead almost an unreasonable amount. Borderline stalkery.
-excellent organizer and party planner, typically helps Kate with designing shit.
-he doesn’t really know how to feel about the pastas, he just rlly like Jane though. She reminds him of everything he’s lost.
-he loves to draw birds and birdwatching.
-he only kills his assignments.
Judge Angels
Age: 25
Wine problems: she spilled a glass of milk on smile dog and is currently hiding in her room until he goes away. Also got caught gatekeeping by Lazari.
Head-cannons
-can’t handle certain writing styles. Like she hates commas and all capitalized letters. They just grind her gears.
-her favorite food is mangos.
-tbh shopping addict. She’s always buying small trinkets and organizing boxes. On her way to becoming a horder. (Not really but kinda)
-probably one of the funniest pastas (if you unlock her first)
-sometimes she’ll randomly turn to a southern accent but she doesn’t realize it.
-easily cringable. She’s either giggling, lost or just staring. It’s kind of funny tho.
-She’s so bad at scheduling. She makes plans on plans and forgets other plans and it’s highly irritating. Almost every pasta gets annoyed at her for this.
-she makes a mean French toast.
-her closet consists of the same outfits repeated and she lacks confidence. She doesn’t gain much until she became friends with the girls of the mansion and they started introducing her to different feminine/masculine styles. She now comfortably represents androgynously.
-she has dimple piercings.
Puppeteer
Age: unknown
Wine Problems: the clown-posse (LJ, Jason and Candypop) are all on his ass because the past week all of them have seen him steal something of theirs at least once. LJ lost 5 items, Jason lost 2 and Candypop lost 3.
Head-cannons
-mischievous fucker.
- ‘swiper no swiping’ my ass.
-he’s seen the entirety of paw patrol and kind of loves the show?? It’s just so stupid, he loves making fun of it.
-has literally 0 sympathy and will laugh at your misfortune to your face.
-he can eat anything spicy without feeling it. Sour candy tho? You might as well shoot him.
-can’t handle his alcohol.
-calls the mansion his trap house.
-has a bit where he calls the pastas his whores since him and slender have similar powers.
-He’s not that much of a dick though, he won’t attempt to control someone unless they sign a contract.
-hates looking into mirrors, they make him depressed.
-has phases of sleeping 24/7 and staying up for days on end.
-don’t bother him when he’s snug as a bug in a rug, he will kill you if you interrupt him.
-he LOVES a good soft blanket. No matter where you will catch him with a cute blankie, as long as it’s soft. His favorite blanket is from Liu during their secret Santa Christmas celebration. It’s a navy blue blanket with white tiny flecks representing stars.
-sometimes he thinks really deep and looks at the sky at night, but he doesn’t understand much since he’s the personification of self-deletion. He has trouble understanding emotion and how he feels sometimes so he lashes out.
-sometimes he takes it bad when he thinks about how the pastas think he’s an asshole bc he wants to be seen as more than that but he never really shows that.
-British 😏
Nurse Ann
Age: 25
Wine problems: she woke up with both of her legs missing, someone (she doesn’t know who), stole her needle and thread. She can’t attach her legs until then, so far she’s been in her wheelchair. No luck.
Head-cannons
-her eyes are completely black.
-her favorite hobby is cleaning and sewing. Both of them just calm her down whenever she’s feeling jittery or anxious. For Christmas she sees a bunch of sweaters for the pastas.
-when she was 13 she worked at a local restaurant as a waitress.
-her legs come off if her stitches come undone. Sometimes the Pastas will purposely cut the thread as a joke. (It’s all in good fun tho, shes okay with it).
-plus sized
-can speak Spanish and French! She was one of those hella smart girls in class.
-she plays a lot of LoveNikki.
-she was a theater kid in highschool. Her school did sweeny Todd and she played Mrs Lovett.
-her and eyeless Jack are geniuses of the mansion. Ppl tried setting them up, but neither of them felt the vibe. They’re good acquaintances tho.
-Slender doesn’t send her out on much assignments since she’s normally so busy with the pastas injuries. The only reason why EJ goes out as much as he does is to get food— that he insists he can do by himself.
Bloody Painter
Age: 24
Wine problems: fell asleep while painting. His clothes is ruined and so is his painting. In his hella sassy feels rn. Totally sulking. Abt to drown himself in the shower.
Head-cannons
-snarky bitch.
-he LOVES white chocolate macadamia cookies.
-“wtf”
-he can’t HANDLE it whenever someone is watching what he’s doing or questioning his method of doing things. It makes a certain spring in his head snap.
-I’m ngl I think he’s always super tired. Probably cause he’s besties with puppeteer. Like this man is eepy, he’s a cute sleeper tho.
-he’s silent but scary. You will NEVER hear him coming. He could be behind you waiting and you genuinely would not notice until you’re dead.
-I feel like he spends a lot of time in his room painting, but whenever he gets an art block he might as well cry. He genuinely doesn’t know what to do when he can’t paint. His three options are; crying, reading or eating.
-Jeff is always joking around with him, but he doesn’t really play along with it… even tho he tries to get closer to a lot of the pastas. Jeff just isn’t one he’s interested being nice too.
-he watched miraculous ladybug once and almost cried.
Rouge
Age: 25
Wine problems: she accidentally ripped her pants and not in the cute way. Also her worn down converse she’s had since she was 15 finally wore out and broke down.
Head-cannons
-she’s not that messy, but for the aesthetic she can be. She’s not afraid of getting dirty.
-she has a dream journal that she writes in every morning Bc it helps her lucid dream. She only likes lucid dreaming Bc she feels in control, though this has accidentally lead to sleep paralysis.
-she’s super sensitive to the cold.
-she’s really good friends with clockwork.
-she’s honestly a creative genius. She loves literature and art and performance. Though sometimes she gets completely lost in her work.
-constantly in a state of escapism.
-she kind of reminds me of Charlie from Perks of Being a Wallflower. That’s probably her favorite movie too.
-she loves hanging around the girls of the mansion, they make her feel at home. Like she’s sm more comfortable around them than others. Sometimes when a new pasta arrives and they throw an honoring ceremony, the girl pastas will all get ready together in Slenders room! (His room is the biggest and he’s cooking all the food with the boys)
Masky
Age: 25
Wine problems: ran out of storage on his phone, now he has to delete the many photos and videos of him pranking Toby in his sleep.
Head-cannons
-he’s not as much as a dickhead as he seems, like he’s actually pretty chill and he has simple boundaries.
-he’s more of a loner if anything, the one person he like actually talks to tho is Toby and hoodie. Hoodie as an acquaintance and Toby as a little brother.
-sometimes he can get a little crazy, but that’s expected.
-he’s the easiest pasta to scare, this mf is JUMPY.
-he is a chronic shitposter.
-he loves self care tho. Like he’s always showering or getting shower stuff. He has like a collection of shower stuff.
-he used to have his ears pierced as a rebellion against his parents as a teen, but they closed. Sometimes he wishes he could get them repeirced.
-he’s like the type of guy who takes bubble baths a lot Bc he’s stressed all the time. Like he’s ALWAYS irritated abt something.
-you know he’d run a Walmart deli like his bitch.
-regardless, he takes his job too seriously and sometimes slender gets a lil concerned abt him Bc he literally gets crazy sometimes.
-rated T for ‘Too hard to work with’
Laughing Jill
Age: unknown
Wine problems: choked on a piece of hair and the next person that talks to her is getting the belt. Also couldn’t answer a simple math equation in a debate with hoodie so now everyone is calling her a bimbo.
Head-cannons
-she makes SO MANY TIKTOK VIDEOS, almost TikTok famous (she doesn’t show her or anyone’s face on cam)
-almost started a mukbang account.
-her and Jack came from the same Angel hence their name and design.
-she cried when watching the fnaf movie.
-she wears some odd earrings and she actually adds some color in her wardrobe too, unlike Jack.
-she is really into evanescence.
-has an aggressive southern accent (like Millie from Helluva Boss)
-southern lass girlboss sass idk
-she absolutely HATES water, like swimming is her biggest nightmare. She hates the ocean and ocean animals. They just creep her out.
-she’s not really close with anyone but she yaps sm. The one who tolerate it the most is probably Kate, Ben and Bloody painter.
-she’s been in a mosh pit a couple times and the first time someone threw a PB&J sandwich on her. She almost cried.
Hoodie
Age: 26
Wine problems: trying to keep control of the house. Put away the brownies, constantly cleaning. Is forced to give up once Jeff throws ice cream at the ceiling.
Head-cannons
-no matter where, he only wears converse.
-tbh think he watches some anime.
-I feel like if he ever was rapping he’d be really good at it.
-with assignments he’s one of the most efficient out of the mansion, some people don’t like him cause of it.
-he stays out of most peoples way, sometimes he’ll help Nurse Ann clean tho. He probably reads often with Sally too.
-he’s a loyal confidant to all no matter what and he’s relatively judgment free.
-he has an aggressive model walk, might as well call him Adriana Lima.
-him and Toby are like the only pastas with bad facial hair and sometimes in the morning they shave together 😭
-he cringes so hard knowing that there’s a whole fandom that he’s one of the stars in, like he thinks it’s a bit odd.
-ever since toby got high and went anonymous online, creating a fandom revolving around their house and friends. Things have been a bit wary between the two.
Sally
Age: physically 8, mentally 215
Wine problems: got accidentally shoved by Jeff (sobbing). Missing slender, also is tired of the bull going on in the house. Mf is abt to yell.
Head-cannons
-she totally gets annoyed at the pastas Bc they all treat her like she’s her physical age. Like I feel like this is something that genuinely pisses her off.
-even tho she is 215, she’s very childish, like she loves Disney and animated movies.
-She doesn’t really play with dolls but she has a collection of them in her room.
-She sometimes goes to school for fun to lurk out other possible pastas with bad home lives. (They wouldn’t get assignments until theyre 18 at least)
-she’s very easily disgusted by visuals or concepts. She can’t watch Wallace and grament without wanting to die.
-she was the one that started the idea of sending assignments for the pastas, Slender agreed Bc she’s basically the daughter he always wanted. (She’s also the one who suggested they make it like a business scheme to attract those meant to be apart of the pastas so they don’t have to scout ppl out.)
-she is very strong politically and she is very open with what she has to say.
-very creative and smart, she reads often on multiple different subjects. She can speak Russian, ASL, French, Spanish and she knows Morse code. She’s trying to learn piano or violin too. She’s essentially a prodigy.
-she’s teaching some of the other pastas different languages, specifically Kate and Rouge who want to learn Morse code.
-specific requests with assignments are ran By Sally before she goes to slender with them.
Laughing Jack
Age: unknown
Wine problems: losing his final straw with puppeteer. Is about to pour hot sauce in his eyes. Eagerly awaiting dinner and sleep. Genuinely one of the only times in his life he’s ever been exhausted.
Head-cannons
-he cries after sex, no matter what.
-he thinks EJ shouldn’t be called Jack when he came first as the first Jack, but everyone calls him LJ.
-very British.
-he compliments Bloody Painters art whenever he sees it.
-Jeff is always making jokes abt how old he is and it pisses him off. (He got asked if dinosaurs really had feathers.)
-for awhile on YouTube he did ASMR without showing his face.
-he doesn’t know how to drive at all and he has a horse collection of dolls. It’s kinda weird but the pastas think it’s bc he people used to ride carriages so that’s what Jack is most used to seeing. They’re not wrong.
-he doesn’t really like music, it’s so loud for his sensitive earbuds.
-he can genuinely hear everything.
-the only movie he cried at was the Freddy Mercury movie.
Lazari
Age: 16, appears however she wants to.
Wine problems: grounded for stealing a cat, can’t go to the mansion so she’s angsty and listening to old Evanescence. Also lookin a lot like Ramona Flowers rn (blue hair version)
Head-cannons
-she eats a LOT of icecream sandwiches.
-she reads a lot of comics, her favorite comic character is Raven (Rachel Roth) Bc she relates to her backstory a lot.
-before she knew her dad, she had a creepypasta fan account. Zalgo forced her to delete it.
-when Unus Annus ended she didn’t leave her room for a week. She was a MESS
-she influenced Candypop hella when getting into the Scott Pilgrim vibe and dying hair. She was his biggest supporter.
-she reads a LOT. She used to love Twilight too.
-she was a huge Percy Jackson nerd. She wants to play Thalia in a live action series.
-if you didn’t notice she’s rlly into pop culture.
-her and Sally remain best friends Bc Lazari is the only one who gets that Sally isn’t actually 8 years old despite her looking that way.
-I’m ngl her assignments from zalgo are mostly women.
-she is a very sassy young lady. Like she says some of the most out of pocket shit and it’s so funny. The pastas have witness Lazari telling Zalgo off and it’s so silly.
Jason The Toymaker
Age: unknown
Wine problems: the last person he killed is being a nuisance and wreaking havoc in his office. Also got his spell book destroyed, so Slender ordered another one for him.
Head-cannons
-he takes hella fashion inspo from the labyrinth.
-he REFUSES to smell bad or to live bad. Like he likes his stuff at the highest quality. It’s kind of silly.
-all of his clothes is made from spider silk.
-he watches a lot of plays and musicals, genuinely loves orchestras and stuff like that.
-his nails are super sharp and he kinda hates it Bc he can’t do anything with his hands and Jeff edited him to have pink nails saying Periodt 😭 and it became a huge meme in the groupchat.
-tbh he’s kind of an oracle, like he can tell what someone’s future is going to be like. He doesn’t do it on purpose but he’s somehow always right.
-this comes in tie with his assignments. He mostly deletes preteens and teens Bc he can see their future. He’s necessary for deleting future aggressors. He deletes more than his assignments tho.
-sometimes he gets emotional when watching Disney movies Bc he thinks of found family as the creepypastas.
-ice age makes him sob so hard. Don’t tell anyone tho, he’s embarrassed.
Zero
Age: 25
Wine problems: her scarf got stolen and her cat, Maple is hiding behind the TV Ben was previously trapped in.
Head-cannons
-she is very out of the loop. Slenderman had to seriously correct her spirit once she joined. She was way too much for him and the Pastas to handle. Now it’s like a venom situation where Alice and Zero take turns with Alice’s body.
-she has a very distinct style.
-for awhile her and LJ were kind of into each other, but she got the ick once and never looked back.
-she has very random violent outbursts that are hard to deal with. Slender has a detector on her to keep an eye. She’s probably the most defiant creepypasta.
-Jeff and her hooked up once and were in a very toxic relationship that lasted 2 months. Now they ignore each other and act like they don’t exist.
-she is highly into herself. Totally has a smexy twitter account.
-for as long as she’s been with the pastas, she has grown to care for them, though she doesn’t really show that at all. She doesn’t take it personally or care how they feel about that.
Homicidal Liu
Age: 24
Wine problems: accidentally got caught up in teenage drama while bird watching at the nearest park. He’s trying to find a way to back away from the group of teens without drawling their attention. It isn’t working.
Head-cannons
-he doesn’t remember Jeff or his family.
-if you give him orange chicken he’s gonna flip a chair and rip open his shirt.
-he’s able to stomach anything but he will totally critique your food, he does not care.
-his voice is really quiet and sultry.
-he doesn’t really understand or comprehend the spirituality involving Slenderman and other pastas, but he’s put off by it.
-*NSYNC fanboy.
-his favorite movie is probably house of 1000 corpses.
-his scarf was a birthday gift from Jeff from way back when.
-Liu only kills his assignments and no one else. He doesn’t really think about what he does, like he’s confused and very out of it. Though he gets along nicely with the other pastas, he’s respected by everyone there.
-Liu genuinely eats so much food but he doesn’t mean to. Like he loves eating. He’s definitely the kitchen cutie.
-he gets carsick hella bad.
Nina the Killer
Age: 20
Wine problems: couldn’t find her stockings and slender logged her out of the hulu account as punishment for throwing a meatball at the wall during dinner yesterday.
Head-cannons
-bisexual
-her favorite movie is definitely corpse bride, she is Emily, Emily is her.
-honestly she’s kind of a popular loner in the mansion. Like she’s friends with everyone, but she spends time alone a lot.
-definitely class clown material tho.
-she doesn’t crush on Jeff anymore 😭 she’s still demented like that tho.
-one of the only other pastas that kill outside of her assignments from slender. She kills whoever slender and Sally tell her too, but after that she grows obsessive over kind strangers and ends up killing some of them too Bc she can’t handle it.
-she isn’t allowed out often, most of her assignments are required at night to lessen her obsessiveness.
-she doesn’t really obsess over the pastas in the mansion since she’s already used to them. Jeff got lucky with her Bc once he started reciprocating feelings she lost interest 😭
-if she really wanted to, she could literally do anything within 10 minutes. Like she is FAST and hella energetic and such a diva.
CandyPop
Age: unknown
Wine Problems: keeps getting his antiques stolen by Puppeteer. Killed someone with asthma and they hit their inhaler just to blow the smoke out in his face. Mf was flabbergasted.
Head-cannon
-no one knows how he came to be, not even slender 😭 Candypop himself doesn’t even know.
-overtime his purple and blue colors started switching up.
-he says he’s exactly like Ramona flowers. Scott pilgrim vs the world is his favorite movie. Ramona is his favorite character.
-he’s a straight up asshole in a Sheldon Cooper type of way.
-everytime he’s drunk, everyone leaves the house Bc of how annoying and clingy he is.
-DO NOT tell this man your secrets. Everyone will know right as soon as you say “don’t tell anyone I did this, but…”
-he cannot drive, do not trust him in the drivers or passengers seat. Somehow he will fuck it up.
-he’s BESTIES with Clockwork.
-one time he dyed his hair green and it actually looked so terrible on him but EVERYONE was hyping him up, it was so bad.
-he loves going to Denny’s at nighttime Bc he feels special for how he looks. Or Walmart. He LOVES Walmart.
Kate the chaser
Age: 26
Wine Problem: currently trying to calm the chaos before Slender and Toby get home. Also accidentally ate a special brownie while on her antidepressants after downing 3 shots of vodka (don’t do this yall). Straight up tripping balls rn.
Head-cannon
-Fiona Gallagher coded.
-dresses up as a pirate every Halloween and she’s definitely the one who makes all the Christmas cookies.
-she always decorates the house for holidays.
-since she’s Jewish, she also has a Hanukkah setup too for the other Jewish ppl there.
-definitely vegetarian.
-probably the most fit and strong pasta next to Jeff and the supernatural ones (E: LJ, EJ, Candypop, Jason)
-she’s one of the originals.
-she had a short fling with Laughing Jill. They’re like an on and off power couple tbh.
-she bought a vibrator off of wish one time and Jeff opened her package Bc he thought it had his name on it. (Jeff had an odd bruise on his nose afterwards)
-she cuts her own hair and as a joke puts it on Ben’s pillow so that he’ll think someone dyed his hair. Cracks her up everytime istg.
-she drinks coffee like it’s nobodies BUSINESS.
Eyeless Jack
Age: 25
Wine problem: Has to help Ben torture Jeff. Also got lost in the woods for two hours looking for his next target, Toby found him and picked him up once he got back from the grocery store.
Head-cannon
-is normally the last person to find out drama or news.
-has almost walked in on so many creepypastas in the bathroom. The only reason he stops is because he can see the heat light.
-sometimes can’t tell if he’s just hallucinating Bc of how his vision works.
-if you take a picture with flash, his eyes will glow like a cats.
-buys clothes in incorrect sizes all the time. Toby has to go pants shopping for him often.
-the only time he can see normally is with his human disguise on.
-he’s definitely Greek, like his mom was definitely from Greece and his dad American. He can speak Greek and Spanish Bc of highschool. English is his second language.
-he used to get made fun of for the black tar on his mask looking like tears until Ben came along and they started the tear alliance. (They’d defend each other whenever one got teased)
-I feel like whenever he’s hungry he gets increasingly more deranged. So sometimes if he’s too depressed to get his own kidneys, someone else will have to get some for him ASAP.
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killingick · 3 years
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JEFF THE KILLER X READER ONESHOT
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𝐓𝐖: 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐎𝐟 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐠𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐦 (𝐂𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐟 𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐧)
"—ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤, 𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕡𝕤, 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕤."
The coal haired man slammed the door shut.
He wasn't a jealous person, or so he'd assumed, but the sight of his lover with somebody better than him — someone that could give her so much more than he ever could, someone that could be by her side and not have to worry about the horrified stares they would receive from passing strangers that'd dared to glance at the long, blooded, smile he'd carved into his snow white skin — scared him.
So when he'd seen that man with her, it took everything in him not to commit bloody murder and run away leaving Y/N to deal with the consequences of his selfish actions.
Y/N had been nothing more than frustrated when her hooded boyfriend had grabbed her arm and dragged her across town to the woods and the mansion without reason.
He hadn't said a word to her, which was surprising given his explosive nature, yet his silence scared her. If anything, she would have been more content with Jeff calling her every derogatory term known to man.
The killer let out a long sigh, fingers pressing against his temples as he paced from side to side in his room. "Care to explain what the fuck that was Doll?" He spat.
Y/N sighed, rolling her eyes at his vagueness. "What is it Jeff." She got out calmly, yet this only managed to frustrate the man more.
"BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING-." He caught himself mid sentence, taking a deep breathe to recompose himself before glancing up at his startled lover.
"No Jeffrey. I don't."
Just, count to ten.
1
The way she'd just stood there, and stared through him as if he was nothing in that moment infuriated him, especially after the unnecessary use of his entire name, something that he'd made sure she'd known well he'd hated with a passion.
2
He wanted her to show him she'd done something wrong, needed her to. Just so he could have a reason to keep her by his side permanently, and not have to admit to his own insecurity towards the situation.
3
He wanted her to be just as mad as he was, to give him another reason to prolong this meaningless argument until she'd grow exhausted and agree with him just to save her energy.
4
Was he selfish?
5
He couldn't let her think that, otherwise she would leave him? Right?
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Fucking annoying whore, having so much control over me like this. I should fucking kill you.
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"Unless I'm fuckin' blind. I dare say that I saw you getting real fuckin' comfortable with another man. Does that ring a bell Doll?" Y/N shifted her weight from one leg to another, her expression remained calm as she faced the now frowning, smiling, killer.
"You can't be serious?..." She let out a breath as a laugh before breaking his gaze. The killer quirked his eyebrow, irritated by her mocking behaviour.
"Clearly fuckin' so Doll."
"Jeffrey... that was just a friend-."
"Call me fuckin' Jeffrey one more time Y/N and I promise you I'll fuckin' send you to sleep."
Silence.
"Am I not enough for you? Is that it?" The smiling killer spoke.
"Do I treat you like you're not enough?"
"Do you go out with other fuckin' men and act chummy with them? Yes-."
"That's not the question I asked you-."
"I don't recall fuckin' asking whether it was or wasn't slut. Now are you going to tell me who the fuck that was?"
"Are you going to let me speak?" Y/N folded her arms over her chest, eyebrows raising displaying her irritation to the man's ignorance.
She hated when he'd spoke to her like that.
Though she understood that was just how he talked, it hurt a lot more to hear those words come from his lips in the heat of the moment. It hurt even more to think that in his eyes she wasn't doing enough to make him feel appreciated.
Lifting her gaze, her E/C orbs met with his own as she began to speak softly. "As I said. He was just a friend from work. And he was walking me home because it was late and there are people like you lingering around."
"I'm not a sick and twisted fuckin' rapist human darling. I'm a lifeless fuckin' killer. The most active killer in your area for that fact. You had nothing to fuckin' worry about and could have walked home on your own."
"Okay." Y/N sighed at his ignorance. "So do I not make you feel like you're enough to me Jeff." The question came out more like a statement.
"Sure appears to me that you're more comfortable with treating other men like royalty-."
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JEFFREY CAN YOU JUST LEAVE THAT ALONE?" Y/N caught even herself off guard at the raising of her voice. She watched as her boyfriend furrowed his eyebrows, enraged.
Any form of restraint or filter he'd put on his words, flew out the fucking window in that moment.
All he could do was speak and let Y/N eat up every word.
Every misogynistic slur, every belittling comment, all of it. The man hadn't even taken the time to realise that Y/N hadn't uttered a single word within this time. Instead she'd seemed deep in thought, reflecting on each of his vicious words that shot right through her heart, which the man failed to realise.
He froze mid sentence, watching as the girl's eyes glossed over and her gaze fell to the floor. A heart wrenching feeling began to consume him as the impact his words had made on the girl he'd loved finally sank in.
He let out an irritated sigh, guiltily avoiding looking at the near crying girl.
"Sorry Doll." He murmured.
"Oh wow." Y/N let out a breath as a laugh, hand reaching up to wipe away the stray tear that had rolled down her cheek.
"What the fuck is so funny. I said sorry now stop being so stubborn and accept it..."
"You really don't get it do you?"
"Fuckin' get what."
"I'm in no way shape or form obligated to forgive you baby boy." She tapped his cheek lightly with the palm of her hand, making him frown and reflexively slap her hand away.
Before he could part his lips, she reached into the pocket of his white hoodie, dragging his treasured knife back out of it by the handle.
"Let me teach you something." She pressed the sharp blade against her wrist, dragging it in a straight line up her arm. In it's trail a deep gash formed which began to ooze with blood that rolled from the sear off of her wrist, staining the white carpet.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU." Jeff snatched the knife away from her as soon as his brain had managed to process what she was doing. The girl weakly lifted her wrist towards his face.
"Say sorry..."
"ARE YOU FUCKIN' INSANE DOLL??? YOU JUST CUT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' VEINS-."
"Just... say... sorry to it." She breathily got out as more drops of red spilled from her skin.
"FUCKIN' OKAY... Okay... I'm sorry..."
She smiled weakly at him, balance wavering.
"Did that... make it any... better?..." The girl's body tumbled to the ground, only for the killer to interrupt her fall with haste, catching her in his shaking embrace.
"Fuck... fuck, FUCK. JACK." He screamed as his hand shakily covered the cut, a foolish attempt to stop the bleeding. His hand lifted itself from the gash, coated in a fresh layer of her own velvetty red blood. He was losing her.
"Y/N I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry, don't fuckin' close your eyes, I'm sorry... You know I'm bad at saying what I mean, please don't fuckin' leave me babe... I'm sorry. JACK. FUCK."
He didn't mean it, any of it. He'd never been good at getting a hold of his tongue, or expressing how he'd really felt, and only she would tolerate that. When he'd felt so lonely, only she would stay to give him company. When he'd thought he was unlovable only she would love him when no one else would.
To answer her question, she'd done more than enough to make him feel appreciated, to make him feel loved.
Why wouldn't he just fucking tell her that?
The killer felt another emotion he'd never admit to experiencing in that moment.
Sadness.
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𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐒𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤.
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Hello there! I hope you’re day is going well! I saw that you are doing matchups so I was wondering if I could get a DBD matchup for both survivor and killer! I’m a 19yo bisexual woman, 5’7 and quite scrawny. I have blue eyes, blonde hair, freckles,, idk. I’m an INFP 4w5, and I’d describe myself as quite, understanding, passionate and probably a bit weird lol. Despite being quite an empathetic person I’d probably relate more to an animal or inanimate object than a human BFNDJ. But I have a big heart so long as ur not a b*got <3. I have adhd, anxiety and depression and am probably a gifted kid burnout stereotype. I also love snacks. I am constantly snacking <333
My hobbies include playing video games, listening to music, writing, baking, singing and playing piano. I’m also interested in tarot, runes and herbalism and want to learn more about it. And psychology too, I hate school but love learning. I watch lots of horror movies and thrillers, and I listen to a big variety of music from classical, to hard-rock, to kpop to alternative. My style is a mix of earthcore vibes and like neutral skirts and big sweaters and also grunge 80s/90s styles. I hope this isn’t too much and thank you, have a great day! >^<
Hello anon I hope you enjoy ❤️
Survivor:
Jeff Johansen-
He likes your vibe honestly, and he loves your broad music taste. He rambles about how he wishes he could show you some of the songs he loves and if he’s been extra good in trials, the entity might leave a tape of one of said songs lying around for him to show you.
He loves that you can play an instrument. Y’all and Kate might sneak into Dead Dawg when it’s not used in a trial and jam out with Calebs permission. Jeff might ask you to teach him if he’s feeling bold but is usually content to watch and listen. Compliments you on your talents.
He also likes your ‘witchy’ hobbies as he likes to call them. Will pester the entity to give him a tarot deck he can gift to you or he may even carve out some runes himself on his time-off in between trials. Presents them to you sheepishly and hopes you can figure out how to undo his ungodly wrapping job
He digs your grungy and baggy style in clothing. Will definitely let you steal some of his clothes if you want. Sometimes y’all have matching outfit days.
Size difference!! He’s a bigger guy and he likes that you’re the perfect size for him. He’s like a space heater when cuddling
Killer:
Ghostface- (I just noticed I share a name with him what the hell😭)
Danny notices you’re…different from the rest from the beginning. And he finds he digs it. You’re not annoying or whiny like the rest of the survivors and you’ve got far more interesting hobbies than the rest.
He knows of your interest in psychology and finds it amusing if you ever try to figure him out or analyze him. Sometimes you’ll actually get him to be serious for a bit and he’ll ramble about everything he knows regarding the topic but it’s usually disturbing stuff.
Horror movies!! You guys will have debates on who’s the scariest killer or who’s the dumbest fucking teenager to ever get killed in a movie. Sometimes during a trial he’ll pull a move similar to that of a killer in a movie you’ve both watched and you get a laugh out of it before you go back to running for your life.
You guys also have the same music taste and definitely have raided Ormond at least twice to steal Franks mixtapes and cassette players. You do the stealing while he beats Frank back with a stick <3
I hc he’s got adhd. It’s probably a pretty common headcanon by now but honestly it makes sense. So if your adhd is bothering you in any way he just completely understands. He puts a lot of trust into you when he talks about his or when he’s in one of his hyperfixiations.
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Eyyo hope you had a good b-day! How about an s/o that used to be into creepy shit when they were young... Y'know a creepypasta phase maybe, and they tell the boys about it. Also maybe they still like some of the creepy tunes they listened to when they were young 👀
Omg I remember Creepypastas, when I was younger I thought Jeff the killer was gonna kill me in my sleep, haha. I love horror stuff, but I’m also deadly afraid of it. Also, thanks! I had a good b-day yesterday! ^^
Undertale Sans: He isn’t phased in the slightest. Everyone has their interests, he’s not gonna judge, especially his S/O. He gets a bit intrigued by what you said and ends up researching Creepypastas. He doesn’t understand how it’s meant to be scary. 
Underfell Sans: Oh, he thinks it’s hilarious. He teases you a bit about it in a loving way. You force him to watch one of them on YouTube, he’s more bored than anything else. He’s seen much scarier things in his lifetimes than some horror stories that aren’t even real. 
Outertale Sans: This boy... is such a scaredy-cat. He hates horror with a burning passion. Even talking about it freaks him out and if you show it to him, he’ll start to cry. Precious baby, don’t show him scary stuff. 
Underswap Sans: He’s really good at acting as if he’s completely fine, but he’s a little bit afraid. He’s not as scared at OT Sans, but he might keep his light on during the night, for good measure. 
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