#i go stand outside with no sun protection and scrunch my face wildly for several minutes why because fuck you that's why
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tired of seeing all this 'Clean Girl Aesthetic' nonsense??
Well boy howdy do i have the solution for you! I call it the Dirty Anti Woman and it's where i do my absolute best to look completely disheveled, ill, and greasy-looking and avoiding showers like i'll die if you touch a bar of soap to my bare skin
#clean girl#clean girl aesthetic#bullshit#i mean it's none of my business if u like skincare and it's fun for u but can u stop posting it on every goddamn corner of the universe ffs#also i resent the subtle implication that u r better than me just bc u look like a 30 year old glistening newborn#and smell like 83 exotic and expensive and subtly scented oils creams and pastes#and i look like if bellatrix lestrange got cut off from her rich family then went brunette in a fit of mental illness#and smell like stale chips and piss#istg every time i stumble across another 40 step tutorial of some white woman desperately trying to look like a glowing smooth skinned baby#gently misted like a vegetable in the produce section of martin's#i go stand outside with no sun protection and scrunch my face wildly for several minutes why because fuck you that's why#you are human you were never made to stay this clean & scentless & sterile#foaming at the mouth#you ARE human and you WILL age-- and one day even die!!!!!-- and there is nothing you can do to stop it ahahAH!!!
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