If I could have everyone's attention please?
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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hi so actually if you bite my neck to muffle your moans while i'm fucking you i will probably give in to the primal urges to absolutely ruin you
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If you don't love him at his grinch, you don't deserve him at his cute lovey dovey
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Coach Peeta in Catching fire: no time for affection, we are training like careers to survive.
Katniss: no KISS for me ? You DON'T give me any hugs ? Oh ! oh ! Jail for Peeta ! Jail for Peeta for a thousand years !
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And then nothing bad happened to them or anyone else ever :)
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if ur still looking for ponies to draw can you do princess cadence or big mac :>
Yeag
More please
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I love your Captain Caviar design, him being huge as hell is very satisfying, and I am now disappointed when looking at the in-game model
it fits him so much better <3
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team bakugo katsuki forever
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men should apologize for not being sebastian stan.
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Reminding you all that after being stabbed, the average person would step back or fall on the floor instead of clinging desperately to their attacker. If they do that then they are gay
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"I once beat the Baldurian record for most sarabandes danced in a single evening. Much to the exhaustion of the good ladies and gentlemen of the Gate."
Alright but Wyll literally dancing every single one of his peers to exhaustion? Peak bisexual energy. Don't ask me how. Lae'zel said he was a man of great vigor and she was Correct. Who tf has that kind of stamina-
"You cut quite a fine figure. I can just imagine leading you with an entire ballroom watching."
He's been thinking about it. Contemplating, one might say- the fantasy of strategically deploying his courtly rizz where it would matter most, where everyone could see you together. King shit
"But who am I fooling? I can't go back to that life."
😭😭😭
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