I am pleased to inform you that No Way Home was terrible. You would do spiderman movies so much better

i feel like i can finally talk about no way home and say that... while there's a lot that upsets me... there's actually a lot there that i kind of really like.

spoilers for no way home - but i've kind of been obsessed with the visual of peter parker actually picking up the glider with his own hands with murderous intent. holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit. like i don't know, every time i think about it i feel like an explosion going off in my brain. it's so fucking. it's so fucking insane. i really REALLY so desperately want to meet the person who conjured that up because they're batshit fucking insane and i froth at the fucking MOUTH whenever i think about it.

there's just... there's just a bit of no way home that is actually a freaking... amazing spider-man story, and everything i've ever wanted - but it's sandwiched amongst all of this mcu nonsense. but dear fucking god. just as a visual, i'm so obsessed with peter. PICKING UP THE GLIDER WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS.