Anti-medicine tr@dwife moms on social media will be like "I quit giving my kids medication when they're sick because Big Pharma is poisoning everyone and I know this is true because I used to give my kid tylenol and it made them hyperactive just LOOK at this video they were laying down sick with a fever half an hour before this, this is what it did to them" and then it's a video of a two year old playing with their toys and maybe dancing around a little bit like wooooowwwww you gave your young child something to relieve the symptoms of their illness that were making them exhausted and in pain and now they're PLAYING and acting like a relatively healthy kid instead of acting too tired and uncomfortable to do anything?????? Yes clearly that's a sign that they're being poisoned and not at all that the medication maybe helped them feel better

hey remember when i left those tags on that post?

i still don’t want to talk about what the work of fiction is but i legit just got reminded today that while it’s been like over 15 years that i did want to check this thing, the character that “caught my interest like 7 years ago” actually caught my interest 12 years ago. As in, there was a specific moment in time when i wanted to get into it because i learnt about the character in question.

i’ve been in hysterics for the past ten minutes because i’m realizing it’s been over a decade that once in a while i had humored starting this thing, and that while it definitely started out of another place, it’s been 12 years that steadily it was because this character was standing out to me enough that i wanted to get into it, but then forgot all about it, and now i’m out there actually getting into it after a *dream that came out of nowhere about this chara popping up while i haven’t thought of them in years* and i’m just. 

bestfriendo is making fun of me because “this is the most slowburn in all of history of fav characters” and i’m screaming into my hands, imagine considering getting into something for OVER A DECADE while constantly one character keeps standing out for you and eventually you just get a dream out of nowhere of this chara like a sudden “hey. I’ve been sending you messages about it for the past decade why the fuck are you leaving me on read” and now you’re not only forced to pay attention but also forced to realize YOU COULD HAVE STARTED ALL OF THAT OVER TEN YEARS AGO i’m feeling so unwell.

the way it’s felix who runs to rodrigue when he’s dying in the bad ending of ag and says “no!” AND LITERALLY THROWS HIS FUCKING SHIELD TO THE SIDE before dimitri even has a chance to turn around just GETS me.

it’s not that dimitri was busy/concerned about byleth/sothis. it’s that felix didn’t even wait more than a second of byleth running off to literally fucking drop everything and turn around to see if his father was okay and felt immediate panic when he realized he wouldn’t make it and held him in his arms as he died.

Huh

drank legit hard liquor for the first time since july and i feel i wanna be pushed down a flight of stairs.

hm

Honestly "I could give you the world but you'd poison the seas" is Frosscore enough that it could apply to most people who have ever cared about him. But also, it should clearly be about Lis. Combine that with Aloy's "Elisabet is the only reason you even have a planet to return to" for greater impact. Boom

why do business majors feel the need to lick the ass of every company they do a presentation on for class. they’re not gonna fuck you

This has been eating away at my brain for the past like 24 hours but like. After the baby's first time smoking weed post and then the whole "frank makes a living as a drug dealer" I just keep thinking about how like. Gerard definitely watches old shitty b-movie horror flicks and of course drug use happens in them often. Anyways I like imagining Mikey asking Gerard 'what drug that couple did' right before a sex scene that ends in them getting murdered by the killer or w/e and Gerard tells him it's ecstasy and later Mikey asks Frank if he sells that at all and Frank being a bit of a cocky dumbass jokingly says "what do you wanna like try it or something". And of course Mikey says yes because if he says no then he'll look like a pussy because Frank totally just offered to let him try it out, he wouldn't offer if it were super dangerous right? And Frank's like oh well I guess if you actually do I could like. Give you a lil (he's a drug dealer he knows how titration goes he's sold it to full grown adults skinnier than this beanpole). But hey what's the fun in only one person being sober and only one person getting high so yeah sure he's done some before he knows what his limit is before it gets to be too much. Plus it's a pretty nice high, makes you feel real content, real happy, and everything feels real nice, the bedsheets feel a bit smoother, his skin feels so soft, and -- well what's the harm in a little close contact I mean he's already starting to get hard and looking rather desperate for some intimacy, and--

anyways. thanks for feeding my depraved desires keep up the good work --🦢

AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! i am absolutely so glad you fucking cued in to frank getting a piece of mikey too and it being molly fuled is so fucking accurate lovely lovely i love you. so much. i just woke up im slightly delirious but yes this would absolutely happen. what does the swan mean

dissertation whining - feel free to ignore

So, as it turns out, my capacity for tyranny is actually fuckin huge and I'm really fucking good at it

I have so many more things to put in my book now

Peace Through Tyranny will be real circa 2048 and it'll still be sued by fucking Hasbro

It never gets any fucking easier does it

I don't believe in therapy.

Let's just read Neitzsche and do kinky stuff together.

That'll be healthy, right?