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crimewave420 · 3 days
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penny00dreadful · 5 months
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STWG Prompt: I can explain!
Eddie had just barely pushed his own bedroom door open before everyone, including him, was shouting and he clapped a hand over his eyes.
“I didn’t see anything!”
“You better not have!” Robin shouted at him and he could hear her pulling her shirt back down from where she just had it held up to her chin.
“It’s not what it looks like!” Steve’s voice came out as more of a high pitched shriek rather than how it usually sounded.
“Okay, because it looks like you were feeling up Robin’s boobies.”
“You said you didn’t see anything!” Something bumped against his forehead and based on the softness of the fabric and the smell, he guessed it was probably one of Steve’s polos snatched up from the nearby hamper.
“This is my bedroom! Sorry I don’t walk into my own bedroom expecting random naked women!”
“I can explain!” Steve’s voice sounded closer now and Eddie automatically reached his free hand out blindly for him.
“Excuse you, I am not a random woman! And I am not naked nor was I naked, I was just kinda topless!” Robin huffed. “And this is Steve’s room too!”
When his hand finally landed on Steve’s arm, he felt his way down towards his hand, lacing their fingers together.
“Okay, then. Let me rephrase. Sorry I don’t walk into our bedroom-” he gave Steve’s hand an exaggerated shake, “-expecting to see you topless!”
Steve squeezed his hand back. “She said her boobies felt weird.”
“Have those boobies been put away?”
Robin made a disgusted noise. “Can you two stop saying ‘boobies’? What are you, twelve fucking years old?”
“Her boobies have been put away.” Steve snickered to himself, recoiling with a hissed ow when Robin slapped him across the arm.
Eddie had to blink a few times to get his eyes to adjust back to the light in the room but when he did, he found Robin thankfully fully clothed.
“Uh,” Steve shuffled a little on his feet. “Just so we’re clear, I’m not cheating on you with Robin.”
“Obviously.” Eddie pulled him closer, tucking his hand into Steve’s back pocket and giving him a little squeeze. “You’re not the cheating type and she’s as gay as Christmas.”
Robin glared at him with her hands on her hips. “I’m Jewish.”
“Gay as Hanukkah, then. Are your boobies okay?”
Robin glared at him again but shifted her eyes over to look at Steve.
“Everything seems fine, Birdie. Same as I told you this time last month. And-”
“And the month before that, yeah, yeah. I know.” She sulked, staring at the two of them for a moment before asking, “Do you have any vanilla ice-cream? And some sprinkles?”
Brought to you by my own monthly woes
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meatcatt · 1 month
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throwing foam bricks at you and we'll see who pays the bills then <3
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maxwellscorner · 2 months
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Human Gordon because why not? I was kinda inspired for some big men this week
What is @/bruhstations's Spencer doing there?
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2aceofspades · 2 months
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uuuuuhhh...
(song: Goodbye Mr A by The Hoosiers)
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khlegacynexus · 5 months
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This absolutely had to be done I’ve been sick with Covid and physically tired but we’re making progress.
Also you can see a bit of Prodigy!Leo’s season 2 design. While I like how he came out I’m not sure about the other Leo’s As this is my very first time drawing them and I did the best I could.
If you’re new to the Mystic Prodigy series have a read
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gabe-lovebot · 2 months
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hah...... *severs your divine light*
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eloise175 · 1 month
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Callisto trying to stop Penelope from leaving for the excavation sites and her honest reaction:
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Callisto has malewife potential, the way he wanted to crown Penelope as the Emperor and he’d be her spouse sksksksks. He wanted to be her trophy husband lmao. This happened at some point, canon I was there, I was the pillow Callisto hid underneath the robes, pretty sure they had a conversation that went like this
Penelope: I’ll go—
Callisto: I’m pregnant.
Penelope: what.
Callisto: I’m with child, and it’s yours
Penelope:
Callisto:
Penelope: how.
Callisto: we didn’t use protection, didn’t you say you were going to get me pregnant if we were to get stuck in a closet? That was not a closet, but it most definitely worked. You can’t leave your pregnant spouse to be just like that.
Penelope: get rid of that pillow. now.
Callisto: this is OUR CHILD
Penelope: do not. I will deny your weekly visits.
Callisto: *throws away pillow all harumph harumph* fine! come here, we’re getting to work for the real deal since you’ve denied me this child
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xxweyussyenjoyerxx · 25 days
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You don’t want to be by yourself, correct?
We are many, but you are alone.
You hate it, don’t you?
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viivdle · 2 months
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can we all agree.. sephora would have cardan greenbriar in a chokehold.
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smimon · 3 months
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Giant K series #14: you can always count on Jesse 🧡
Okay this episode is a bit different so the text part goes in the beginning! Fair warning that this story is not comedic but very emotional, however with a hopeful conclusion 😊
Change of tone! Today we cry 🤧
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junixxoxo · 6 months
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drdttober day nine - chains
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thelonereni · 2 months
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Huh? Oh yeah no I like this guy a normal amount.
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maxwellscorner · 5 days
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I wish y'all a splendid Easter!
Felt inspired for some James in a bunny suit for an early Easter post 🐰💝
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braidlottie · 8 months
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Erm
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isasan347 · 1 month
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So I’m writing something-
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