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stargazedmoony · 1 year
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james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence
sirius: let’s just call it teamwork
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moaning-riddle · 1 year
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3 am
harry, half asleep and looking for food: what are you in the mood for?
tom, smirking: world domination.
harry: huh, that's a little ambitious in this ungodly hour
tom: you're my world.
harry: that's nice
tom:
harry:
tom:
harry: oh-
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staliaqueen · 1 year
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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marauderstars · 1 year
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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totorohugies · 1 month
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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...
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regulus: i’m not doing it
evan: just talk to him!
barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)
james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?
barty: oh, asking you out
regulus: nice one, barty.
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redadidassneakers · 1 year
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Regulus: tell me I’m pretty
James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you
*sees this*
Sirius: tell me I’m pretty
Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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baby sirius: mum am i adopted?
walburga: of course not.
walburga: why would i ever choose you?
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siriuslygay1981 · 7 months
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*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*
Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging
Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie
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stargazedmoony · 6 months
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peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!
james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it
peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!
sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?
james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!
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rypnami · 1 month
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ominis: [waking up after a long nap] did i die? is this heaven?
sebastian and mc: ominis!!!!
ominis: ah, i see. this is hell.
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cheridraco · 1 year
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draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me
harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
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marauderstars · 9 months
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James: Worst thing about dating a Black brother, on three.
Remus: Okay, easy.
James: One, two, three:
James: The emotional distance-
Remus: Fleas.
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hyperfocuscentre · 3 months
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now, what the fuck-
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