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andiwriteordie · 1 year
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a cruel summer (with you)
heard we were talking about summer love today! fun fun fun things coming soon hehe 👀
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stoshasaurus · 2 months
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Now I kinda wanna see Ramattra reacting to some of the other machines. What would it think about the earthmover?
regarding benjamin?
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i think it would go a little something like that.
regarding the other machines tho? obviously it would depend. Ultrakill is, I think Ramattra's ideal world: no humans, machines rule, hell yeah. ramattra seems to show a lot of empathy towards his fellow war machines, i think he would be in utter awe of the machines that ended up "liberating" the world from humankind (though he might not be so fond of the mess they made of everything else...) but considering we don't know much about how the humans from Ultrakill's world felt about their machines, who knows if they were oppressed the same way omnics were in the Overwatch universe? are Ultrakill's machines even sentient? we don't know for certain. ramattra might be violent but he doesn't kill without reason. maybe he'd be more wary than awestruck, at the way Ultrakill's machines razed the world for no reason other than their own gain.
but those are just my thoughts. there's no way to know, really.
maybe i'll do some more drawings of Ramattra meeting all of them in the future. i think it would be interesting.
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civilight-eterna · 10 months
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Ok hear me out. Perfumer's known for her scents and perfumes and her super sensitive nose. Foxes IRL are known for marking their territory with their extremely pungent urine. Can you connect the dots and make Lena scent marking piss kink real for me?
first time writing piss kink pls be nice IT'S SO NAUGHTY
going with lena/erato/pallas this time!
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cw: piss (duh)
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Lena had known for a while that the greenery of the convalescent garden harbored an admirer from time to time. Sometimes she'd peer over her shoulder for something she'd forgotten and catch sight of the familiar pastel pink plumage that crowned the head of one with a fervent gaze.
Just as soon as she'd notice, however, she'd alight like a fearful canary and dip through the leaves.
"Pallas," Lena remarks to her near-asleep partner, fluttering her fingers through her bangs. "She's here again." With a bemused chuckle, she adds, "Looking a little afraid of the fox in the hen house, as it were."
"'Tis not fear that stays her hand, my lady, but thine ephemeral expression of care for the flowers, surely."
"Alright. Even if that's true...shouldn't she introduce herself properly? You're close, aren't you?"
"Verily, indeed. Alas, if only she could hold her liquor a little better-"
"And...she knows I'm alright with everything, right?"
"Most assuredly. The nature of our relationship, I took great care explaining. She knows she is welcomed. I simply thought it uncouth to goad her were she not amenable."
"Of course. Hm. Suppose you let her know we could speak, all of us together? Do you think she'd feel more at ease...beside a friend she knows well?"
"I shall make a correspondence with her posthaste. After, that is-my mid-morning rest."
"Fine. Rest well then."
Pallas laid down back where she had been sunning herself and spoke out the side of her mouth.
"...If you so feel any urges again-"
Lena giggled heartily, voice light as wind chimes, "Pallas, please. It's no fun if I tell you exactly when I'll do it again!"
They shared a laugh, and Lena went back to tending her flowers.
...
"I understand you wanted to talk to me?" Erato was speaking clearly, confidently, but Lena could see the tension in her shoulders.
"Mmhm, but perhaps I could say the same to you. I've seen you around the garden so often, and sensed your eyes on me more times than that." Lena props her backside against her desk, arms folded, one ankle crossed elegantly over the other. "I have an idea...what's on your mind." She sent a sidelong glance to Pallas with a gentle smile, "But I think I'd really like to just hear it from you."
"Lena..." Erato swallowed, "It's just that. For all the words that oft flow so easily from me, I can't find what to say when I'm before you. I can't describe you for the life of me, because what words I find aren't enough. But-" Erato's fingers trail the fabric edge hugging her chest, stroking towards her heart. "-I haven't courage enough to express myself another way."
"Hmm, I see. I think I understand." Lena sits herself on the edge of the desk fully. She does not miss the subtle part of Erato's mouth as she languidly crosses one leg clear over the other, but she only smiles fondly. "Would you be seeking some inspiration? Maybe you could both, come over here and kneel?" Lena draws a finger to her lips, "So I can tell you what good girls you are."
...
Lena's office becomes a haven for the three of them, at which she sits center as its goddess. Truthfully, she doesn't have such grandiose ideas of herself, but with Pallas and Erato repeating it in such earnest as they touch each other, touch her, from between her legs, she could stand to believe it.
If she could stand at all. They really are so naturally lyrical as they sing her praises, press kisses against her legs and thighs, and it's not long before Lena is ripping her own tights open to let Erato's silver tongue slide deep against her.
"Nnh-" Her legs flex, over Pallas' shoulder, around Erato's waist, and her head is going blank with disbelief that she gets to share so much affection with both of them at once. She's felt the yearning fill her stomach like the pit of an overripe peach for so long, and she knows it's been longer for Erato, and knows that her and Pallas have so much love to share.
Erato does something clever with her tongue and Lena gasps, arching and curling her fingers into her hair, and as she loses her balance Pallas is there with a hand at her back, so chivalrous to a fault, ready to keep her upright.
Lena is so close. She feels a sudden unbearable urge behind her cunt at the sight of Erato framed between her legs, and she grabs for her face, draws her up-
"Erato-"
She doesn't have to say another word. Erato pliantly tips her head back for the long, wet kiss that follows, bracing her hands on Lena's inner thighs to sit upright between her legs-
Lena cups the back of her neck and rocks herself forward, hands slipping, anchoring on Erato's shoulders to keep her breasts right against her cunt as they kiss, as the pressure mounts inside.
Such a pretty bird. Such a full, soft body.
"Aaahn-Lenaaa-" Erato pants into her mouth.
"Stay-stay like this-I want, I want to-" Lena murmurs desperately, and Erato presses tight and close, the front of her dress slipping down, the shape of her body plumping up against her-
With a poorly-contained cry, Lena is cumming, and some primordial part of her id releases everything at once.
She pisses all over Erato's breasts, the hot liquid soaking the delicate fabric until it clings to her body. Erato is cupping herself so closely against Lena that it pools in her modest cleavage for a few moments before dripping down, drenching the fabric clear to her navel.
Mine, she thinks, mine, mine, mine.
In a daze, she registers movement from between her legs, of both Pallas and Erato rising to their feet, the former taking her hand to help her dismount the desk.
They're all absolutely filthy, one way or another.
"Might I suggest-" Pallas gingerly wipes her mouth, then gestures towards the herbal spas, "-a wholesome group-bath?"
"Y-Yes. I think that's in order." Lena agrees, casting a glance in Erato's direction. Now she understands what it's like to be speechless, to worry about what to say or how to say it-
But Erato simply grins wide.
"Absolutely."
...
The three of them soak in the huge bath. Dried herbs and flowers perfume the water, and Lena sits with a slumbering head on each shoulder.
She thinks to herself that perhaps, when they do it again, she won't let them wash off so quickly.
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chucktaylorupset · 1 year
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Dashboard osmosis question: disco elysium
dashboard osmosis meme!
*presses hands together and inhales* chucked me straight into the deep end with this one.
Disco Elysium is a futuristic sci fi maybe cyberpunk video game (?) with gameplay that is a lot of multi colored text and thus the fandom should be friends with us over here in the land of 17776 for medias that make people point and howl homestuck!
it is a game where you can sit in a chair wrong and it kills you?
It is about some fucking guy who is not doing great. i knew his name at one point but i HARRY HIS NAMES HARRY. I REMEMBER. harry duboit/dubois?? dubois. harry dubois.
harry has maybe brain damage and lost his memory? And his brain is constantly multitrack drifting so you see all possible lines of thought even if there's only one which he'll say out loud. Despite his some fucking guy, basic sad white dad energy, he is constantly saying the most unhinged of shit only some of which is communist.
he is also constantly failing at things i think this game uses a random skill check plus ability score modifier so he will end up shitting and pissing and killing himself after you asked him to, like, buy four packets of ramen noodles which im sure is frustrating and endearing
The other buddy in the central buddy cop dynamic is Kim Kitsuragi who is the divine saint of everyone but specifically transmascs, he's gay, if you're willing to work for it,
he's also the best, everyone loves him, they would rather die than disappoint him, he is also weird but you wouldn't know it because there's never time to talk about it with how everybody gushes about loving him. i am tentatively hopeful he is helpful to the whole harry being literally too dumb to live thing, but he also doesn't seem to care at all about harry's brain injury so maybe not
my guess would be that kim and harry are trying to solve a case since they do seem to be bastard cop partners but honestly i have no idea about anything to do with the plot. harry and kim have enough vocal specificity to spawn a bunch of memes that are also really long walls of text that i scroll through without reading.
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reliquiaenfr · 1 year
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jokes! i don’t care if you wanna see them or not here are my double pear g1 elemental reps! names and elements are in the alt text, last is ju pai, my arcane rep and since they’re scattered all throughout my lair, you can find them all neat and tidy in this thread
some of them are still needing a few bits of apparel here and there but they’re complete in my heart so behold! pear is the best colour it can do everything!
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neon-slime · 1 year
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my roommate is watching supernatural and i catch episodes here and there. i've never watched it all the way through and so far my assessment is
-dean looks at castiel the same way he looks at sam (cute)
-dean makes fun of 'nerds' a lot but is the biggest nerd of all time but thinks that he isn't a nerd bc he fucks (nerd denial)
-everyone lies to each other like 1000% of the time (stressful)
- you can't get attached to any side character bc they will get their eyes burnt out by a demon (Kevin)
- this website led me to believe castiel was an uwu smol bean but he's just autistic coded and has committed Atrocities (infantilizing)
- crowley is gay (🏳️‍🌈)
- when they talk about how important family is, they really just mean sam, dean, and sometimes cas (adam who?)
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I have a joke Jojo!
Can you give me the opposite of these words for me?
Always
Coming
From
Take
Me
Down
-Rick Astley
Alright I'm on it!
Never
Going
To
Relinquish
You
Up
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evilgoosegoose · 14 days
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It was a tough battle, and they were losing, they needed help, it didn't matter how powerful, but they desperately needed it, the Justice League called upon every hero and rouge that had the possibility of helping them.
Danny arrived first, making record speeds using a portal made by Wulf to get close, he rushed over to help and assess the situation, after getting the absolute snot beat out of him, he announced "This is a problem for Future Me!" before pulling out his phone and calling someone, leaving the heavily battered Justice League stunned. He had a brief talk with someone named Dan, whoever that was and hung up, turned to them and said in the cockiest voice they had ever heard from someone that had bones sticking out of them "Now we sit back and enjoy the show."
Another portal formed right in front of them, this one was blue rather than green, and out stepped, or rather floated, an absolute monster of a 24-year-old.
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u3pxx · 27 days
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KIM KITSURAGI - “Is that. My kineema.”
COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Something in him is about to break, *big time*.
EMPATHY - And it’s not going to be pretty, do something!
- DRAMA [Formidable] - Everything is fine!
- “Sure is.”
DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] - Surely he’s aware that he’s not the *only* person in the world who owns a Kineema?
YOU - “Is it really *yours*? I mean, plenty of people have their own Kineemas, right? Like working men, government offices, uh, firefighters I guess, maybe even animal control people? Exactly! A million different people who could’ve driven it into the uh…”
DRAMA - Pause, my liege! Ixnay on the Ineemakay!
YOU - “It could even be our *mysterious* joyrider!”
KIM KITSURAGI - Your frenzied babbling falls deaf to the lieutenant's ears. Instead, he approaches the broken vehicle, sunken in the ice. He moves with a caution and gentleness you haven’t seen him display before.
INLAND EMPIRE - It must be cold and lonely down there, in the icy water. Maybe he could sense its sorrow, calling to him…
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - His hands, which are always stiffly placed behind his back, are trembling.
ENDURANCE - This is the shuffle of a tired, tired man.
HALF LIGHT - He’s going to do something drastic because of you. Oh god, terrible! You’re a terrible liar! You can’t look at this, you just can’t!
VOLITION [Formidable: Success] - It's not *you* who drove his kineema into the sea. You have plenty of faults, but this one is decidedly not yours.
KIM KITSURAGI - He kneels down with his head bowed, casting his face in shadow. He plants a hand on the ice to stabilize himself, squinting to get a better view of the motor carriage. “Detective, it says ‘57’ on it.”
YOU - Sweat drips down your brow, and you feel a terrible headache coming. “Maybe our joyrider has an affinity for that number?”
LOGIC - He's not stupid, he knows that it's not that.
KIM KITSURAGI - “57.”
YOU - “What about 57?”, you brace yourself.
KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 57.”
YOU - You wince. “Kim, look-”
KIM KITSURAGI - “When I woke up in the Whirling-in-Rags with no memory of what happened during the days before, I've taken note that something of mine has gone missing.” He grits his teeth. "A very. Important. Something."
He runs his hands over his face, messing his already unkempt hair in the process. Regret creeps up on his features. “God. Fuck. They’re going to fire me over this, they’re not going to hear me out.”
EMPATHY - Desperation settles in the lieutenant's tone. Sadly, you find yourself in agreement, even if you don’t want it to be the truth.
YOU - “People are more valuable than machines, Kim.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Not people like me.” He rasps.
YOU - “…”
KIM KITSURAGI - Before you can say anything more, you fail to notice the lieutenant carefully walking onto the edge of the ice. He looks over the frigid water, a dizzying blue that mirrors and distorts his exhausted face back to him.
YOU - “Kim?”
KIM KITSURAGI - Seconds pass as he looks to be contemplating something. Out of nowhere, he casually takes another step where the ice ends and the sea begins. It happens all too quick for the lieutenant to even voice a call for help— if he even wanted to — his body plunging into the cold water before your eyes.
YOU - “KIM!!!!”
uhhh bonus stuff? sorry i have swap au brainworms pfttt
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(im not sure what skills kim has at the moment so rn he only has narration as his inner monologue ok whoops, i would like to keep harry as the guy who thinks in dialogue trees so im still figuring it out pfttt)
also, this was done bc i wanted to expand on these old scribbles of mine, just like an idea, i just think that he'd be having an even worse time wheezes
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astralnymphh · 23 days
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abby is a morningtime maniac— for those who oversleep! ascribe it to this: fumbling your sleep schedule because you fret over the daylight worries that somehow slipped past dawn and happened to cling to your brain and pester you to disquietude? or you've merely acquired a schedule viable for rot because of that all-consuming addiction to the little handheld screen in your trained palm? so now, half past the time abby has set your alarm to ring at— you're still snoozing? not on her watch. "hey— wake up, loads of stuff to do today, remember?" muggy of her breath and tinted with a slight grog in the pit of her throat, a thumb traces the dip below your lip, nudging your head left to right softly as spring's greenest day— but to no avail, "gosh, we seriously need to get your schedule in check." a scoff dusts her lips, then— she relents, "no choice it is then, got it." and by asudden weightlessness, two stouts of arms weasel beneath the curves of your backside and crane you into her chest, and the swift deprive of gravity feels as though an empty cosmos has grown below you, and like that— you're awake. "what the— abby?" you squint, double take your surroundings, squint some more, the face of your beloved muscle machine blurry. yet after a few blinks, you think you gauge a quarter-moon smile, and some chuckled tongue-in-cheek retort rushing to your ears, "didn't seem like you we're going to wake up anytime soon, what, stayed up all night on me again? hmph, you dork."
DAILY CLICK . READ THIS . PALESTINE MASTERPOST
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spookberry · 7 months
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totally normal amity park civilians, nothing freaky fierce to see here
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fridaypls · 23 days
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the Modern Rogue For @calmlyy-chaotiic ♡
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Because after your lovely words, I couldn't resist sharing another AU Astarion <3
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atomi-cat · 2 months
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Have you seen hazbin hotel
I have! I've known about the show since the pilot, and I've been having a lot of fun with the show so far.
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allgremlinart · 1 year
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hey do you guys want to see a picture of my cat ... . 
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:]
[ ID: a picture of Batman, who is a little kitty cat, crouching on his hands and feet next to a garbage can END ID ]
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super-sootica · 1 year
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DON'T WURRY TWITTER USERS, WE'LL SAVE YOU FROM PERDITION!
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WE'LL BE UR DOCTR!!
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SOMETHING SHERWOCK WOULD SAY, I DON'T KNOW I NEVER WAATCHED
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**GLOMPS YOU** YOU IS OURS NOW
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birdietrait · 6 months
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hell + back (day 1 - final girl for @windbrook's cas challenge)
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