Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

ruggie when he's bored, fsddsds deuceeeeeee

Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live

Love Hannibal's thought process of "I'm going to lie and manipulate him into thinking he's hallucinating a person and not show any emotion while he stands there having a seizure and that's totally okay and acceptable" but as soon as Gideon goes "that doesn't seem to bother you" he's like HOW DARE YOU I SAID IT WAS A MILD SEIZURE A MILD, M-I-L-D.

hiii for secret life requests… maybe tangskizz on their date with bdubs? owo

i would like to also apply for secret life love island

progression

" [...] I dont think they'd bother interacting with the Lamb unless absolutely necessary or if approached first."

Leshy, aproaching the Lamb becouse he needs a set up to flirt with Theon:

LISTEN

tianjiu (food 4 me specifically)

hi since you have out on the brain and i wont be inflicting it on you here's a headcanon of mine:

after nastya leaves, aurora stops talking entirely

clocking Donnie as one of those little kids who look vaguely concerned by everything. like he could be doing the most chill activity ever but he still looks kinda worried

a smol collection of joshua in that ittle cinnamoroll headband bc it elevated me to a whole new level of devastation

BACK AGAIN W HYPERFEM X SKZ ( if m bein annoyin please tell 😓😓😓 ) but currently thinkin bout changbin specifically and how hed treat me like a doll 💭

oh my god. changbin would be so doting and protective <3 he’s always making sure his girl comes home safely, making you text him updates every time you go somewhere without him, spoiling you with new clothes, makeup, and perfumes because you’re his pretty angel and you’re so high maintenance :(

changbin would totally carry you bridal style when you suddenly begin complaining about your aching feet that resulted from the heels you wore out that day; you’re just his little princess and he needs to take extra good care of you, right? that’s what he goes to the gym for! so he can pick you up with ease any time your heart desires💗 or when he wants to throw you over his shoulder and smack your ass ~

changbin who removes your makeup for you after you’re too sleepy to do so :( dating him is princess treatment 23/7! he pays for your nails and personally picks the colour himself: a pretty baby pink! he’s the type to hold a drink for you to sip on during your appointment when you’re hands are occupied :(

Malleus’s face the MOMENT Idia disses doing anything nice for Silver and Lilia lmaooo

NOOOO I WATCH MOVIES TO ESCAPE REALITY

I love ~bad art~ actually i think more art should be weird and unsettling and perverted and degenerate

people's insistence on Maybe The Curtains Were Just Blue-ing riverdale is so fascinating because you will state the most basic, explicit, incredibly obvious themes of the show and they'll act like you've lost it. and it's like something they make so blatant in the show's text that you can't miss it but like ppl are convinced riverdale somehow cant have any themes at all so they refuse to believe this very obvious reading could possibly be the intention. you could say smthn as basic as "jughead exists both inside and outside the narrative and must forever write the story to keep everyone alive" and they'll be like "lol riverdale fans extrapolating things that aren't there" but it's something they literally actually say out loud in the jughead paradox. rvd fans literally just State What The Show Is About and we die like jesus on the cross for it. and suffer more meaningfully than jesus too