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paulacock · 2 years

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GUYS GUYS GUYS YR LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

THESE MAD LADS R SO SHORT WTF I THOUGHT DONNIE LANKY SELF WAS 6ft BUT NO WTF???

And it gets worse…

These mega serious dudes who towers over everyone in every cross over fanart ive ever seen…

THEY R STILL ONLY LIKE 5ft2??? WTF??

Dont get me wrong theres nothing wrong with being short im like 5ft myself BUT THIS MEAN LIKE ALL THE FANART TO EVER EXSIST IS WRONG AND MY LIFE IS A LIE WHAT IT EVEN GOING ON

Oh yea and u know rottmnt with the giant 7ft raph? Well i got some news for u buddy..

HES ONLY 6ft EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TINY AND THIS IS PROPAGAND BS CUS THERE IS NO WAY LEO IS 2 INCHES TALLER THEN DONNIE BUT OK IG????

And our girl april???

LITTLE TINY THING!!!

WHAAAATT BUT SHE DOESN’T SEEM THAT MUCH SMOLLER THEN THE CITIZENS???? IS EVERYONE FROM THE RISE UNIVERSE JUST TINY OR??

Idk man my life is just lie

And also no offence to any other fellow shorties reading this im just flabbergasted by this whole thing its insane these little small things r just being little and small right under are noses and we never even knew :0

#tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #mind blown #:00000 #oh mi gosh they r beans #y did no one tell me they were beans #moana lisa probably isnt even that tall u know #no offence shorties #they just give off huge 5ft5 energy #i just discovered u got to press the return bar to do random tags #look im writing whole sentences in the tags for no reason its so cool #helllloooooo #deez nuts #;) wink wonk #how tall r the turtz #:3

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