FOUND OUT THAT DARKSIDERS STORES ALL ITS CUTSCENES AS VIDEO FILES AND YOU CAN EASILY REPLACE THEM

when the cgi for your $200 million dollar budget movie looks worse than the annoying orange

so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??

idk what this is but im WHEEZING.

this feller is gon kill me i fkucin CANT.

"surprisingly quiet"

whatever you do - watch this ad till the end.

there is no domestic!Armandiel outside of fics, they said

old!Daniel won't surrender so easily to being a vampire's favorite boytoy again, they said

clearly none of them watched this ad, which i will absolutely make my entire personality till S2 comes out and possibly beyond

this is the kind of tomfoolery Domestic Murder Husbands enjoyers can only DREAM OF being serviced!!!!

David Azoulai, head of the Metula Council, proposed sending all Gazans to refugee camps in Lebanon and flattening the whole Strip so it becomes an empty museum like Auschwitz

no cause it's not just 'imagine meeting your future life partner at your job', it's 'imagine meeting your future life partner at an audition and leaving that audition telling them 'see you at work', despite having absolutely no clue if you'd both get the job, and then spending the next decade with them at said job that you offhandedly manifested for the both of you'

The greatest character development of all time tbh

oh we are so back

I did not think in the year 2024 they would find a way to get me to watch NCIS again, but here we go.

TIVA FANDOM RISES AGAIN

omfg I just had the most WILD irl feedist fic (but true) experience and I'm literally exploding with kink explosion rn 🤯🤯🤯🤯

a brazilian news network wrote an article about quackity 😭 something tells me they didn’t quite get the joke

the headline reads “Who is the youtuber from the USA who thinks McDonald’s is called ‘Sobremesas’ in Brasil”

Montana is so gay i love it ❤️

i'm so wincestpilled but seriously the last like. 10 minutes of do you believe in miracles has completely melted my brain. what's up with that whole "i lied" thing anyway. it's so deranged on every level.

in 9.13 sam tells dean that given the same circumstances with reversed roles (on the brink of death with the only option being angel possession), he wouldn't try to bring dean back from the dead. aka, he wouldn't strip dean of his free will and autonomy just to keep him alive.

but sam lied. not just about what dean thought he heard—that sam wouldn't do everything in his power to bring dean back. no, sam lied about exactly what he meant.

because when dean's life is actually, tangibly on the line, all those promises he told himself go out the window. he'll look for a spell, sam says. he'll defy destiny yet again to keep dean alive.

he even disregards dean's wishes and will to die. dean is becoming something he doesn't want to be; he wants to die, to stop that from happening. but sam won't let him. "don't worry about the mark," he says, because he doesn't care what dean turns into as long as he's alive. and he doesn't care what dean wants or doesn't want, because he needs dean to live.

and then dean dies, and sam brings him back to the bunker, and he tries to summon crowley to make a deal and bring dean back to life. sam lied—he doesn't value dean's right to choose death any more than dean values sam's.

and for possibly the first time, sam is completely honest about this: to himself, and to dean. he tells dean that he needs him, that he'll go to the ends of the earth for him, that he'll do anything for his brother, just the same as dean would for him. no more lying, no more hypotheticals. the cards are laid out on the table for everyone to see, and sam is fundamentally the same as dean. this much is obvious, to anyone but them; it's not sam's first time doing completely unethical and unhinged things to keep dean alive. but now the facade has been torn off, and they can finally both see each other for what they are (psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other).

between this and sacrifice, they've both now obtained the stifling, all-encompassing, possessive love they desperately wanted from each other, like the sick fucks they are. how am i supposed to be normal about this? hello?

things that my ADHD meds can substitute for, according to people in my life who evidently have not done their homework:

antidepressants

hallucinogenics

caffeine

alcohol

painkillers

antihistamines

lunch

THIS IS THE UGLIEST FUCKING THING!!!! elon musk has to be stopped 😭😭😭