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goldenglitzer · 2 years
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It's kinda interesting to think abt how fan theories in TOH have changed between the end of Season 1 and the end of Season 2, as more and more things have been revealed to us.
Season 1: "Will Lumity be canon? Will they get together before the show's finale? Is Belos a Human? What if Good Witch Azura is a real person, and is a time-travelling Lumity child?"
Season 2: "The single most important event in canon was a knife fight between two white Puritans 350 years ago, Alador and Darius are exes, Belos has killed at least 50 clones of his own brother." Meanwhile no one even wants to touch the thousand-year drama between a race of space-time gods, a 5-year-old alien with creative mode, and that weird fucking owl-dog.
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greatooglymooglyyy · 2 months
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Drowning (Chris Sturniolo)
contains: angst, drinking, verbal fighting, general sadness, a makeup, happy ending, 1.4k+ words
“Girl, what the hell are you thinking?” I snap at my best friend and roommate, Kelsey, as we whisper fight in the kitchen.
“Please, friend. I need you to wingman me. It's way too awkward if it’s just me.” She pleads, grabbing my wrist.
“This looks like a two man, Kels. Chris will kill me if he finds out there are three boys in our apartment.” I say with a sigh.
“Noooo, it’s so innocent.” She insists. “One of the boys is gay, and the other has a girlfriend."
“Kelsey…”
“Pleaseeeeeeee.”
I tilt my head back in defeat, closing my eyes, and pull my arm away from her. “Fine, but let me call Chris.”
She grins and kisses my cheek before grabbing a bottle of vodka and heading back into the living room with the boys.
I call Chris twice, but it goes straight to voicemail. He’s probably filming. I shoot him a text to call me when he’s done, and I head off after my friend.
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I throw my head back in laughter as one of the boys completes his dare to pretend to call his mom from jail. They have all actually been really cool so far, and I can tell Kelsey’s crush is feeling her as well.
I look down at my phone as I see Chris’ name flash across the screen. But as soon as I’m about to answer, the boy next to me accidentally knocks his drink over, right onto my phone.
“Fuck!” I say, hopping up and running to the kitchen to dry it off.
“Shit, I am so sorry.” He says, following right behind me.
“It’s okay. Just an accident.” I tell him with a tight smile.
He reaches above my head and grabs rice out of the cabinet and a zip-lock bag. “Here, leave it overnight, and it’ll be fine.” I nod and give him a small smile before dropping my phone in the bag with a sigh. I go back in the living room to Kelsey, my mood a little ruined.
“Can you text Chris that I broke my phone, please? I’m just gonna head up to bed.” I ask her. She frowns and checks the time, but I guess she reads the look on my face and just nods instead of complaining.
“Goodnight guys.” I throw over my shoulder as I head upstairs.
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As soon as I wake up, I have a nagging feeling in my stomach. I head downstairs and, to my shock, see the boys from last night asleep on my couch. I massage my temples, feeling my irritation grow, and slip into the kitchen. “Thank god.” I say, as my phone powers on instead of the black screen I got last night. My stomach drops as I read all of Chris’ worried text from last night. I even have a couple from Nick and Matt.
I click his name to call, and he answers on the second ring.
“Hello?” He rasps, clearly fresh out of sleep.
“Hi, baby. I’m sorry about last night. My phone-”
“Hey, do you have an extra toothbrush?” A deep voice calls from behind me.
Shit. My breath hitches as I wait for Chris’ reaction. But instead, there’s just silence.
I turn to the boy behind me and shake my head, shooing him away, then clear my throat and call Chris’ name.
“There’s just no fucking way you’re that bold.” He says, his voice like steel. “Who the fuck is that?”
“That’s what I was trying to tell you last night.” I say quickly. “Kels invited some friends over. That’s all.”
He’s silent again for a second, so quiet that I double-check that he didn’t hang up.
“So it’s a coincidence that the night there are boys in your apartment, you literally go ghost all night?” He says. His voice is so calm that if I didn’t know better, I’d think he was asking about the weather.
“Chris. I don’t know what you are trying to say, but nothing happened. How stupid do you think I am?”
“I honestly never thought you were stupid at all until right now. Or a fucking liar.” And then all I hear are those three distinct beeps.
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I’m laying in bed, watching my comfort show, and trying not to think of watching this same episode with Chris. It’s been a week since he went no contact. I stopped trying after calling back to back for two days straight. I can’t make someone trust me, and I’m not the type to chase a man who’s running. But it doesn’t stop my chest from tightening up when I think of him. When I think about the weight of his head on my chest and the calmness of his presence, it takes all I have not to cry.
I hear a knock on my door, and I sigh. I’ve been avoiding Kelsey, but it’s really not her fault that my boyfriend had no trust in me. I get up, swing the door open, and find her standing there next to Chris.
He looks about as good as I feel. He’s got deep purple bags under his eyes, like he hasn’t been sleeping. I want to pull him into my arms and hold him. I want to wrap my legs around his waist and never let go. But instead, I just stand there with my arms crossed because I don’t know how to love a boy who doesn’t trust me.
“Before you say anything,” Kelsey starts, reading my expression like only she can. “Me and Nick trapped him into hearing me out. I told him how it all went down. And I’m sorry, I played a part in this, but you guys need to talk this out.”
She pushes Chris into the room and slams the door shut behind him before I can even get a word in. And then I’m so close to him, I think it will kill me. I look down at his shoes so I don’t have to meet his eyes as I say, “It’s okay, Chris. You can go.” I feel the heat of his fingers on my face before I feel them. He tilts my head up to his face, and steps very slightly closer.
“I’m sorry.” He says, barely above a whisper. And his words pull me out of my trance, like I’ve had cold water dumped on me. Because I’m not just heartbroken, I’m angry. I’m pissed. I take a big step backwards and give him my most convincing, nonchalant shrug.
“It’s fine. It showed me what kind of person you think I am.” I bite out. He flinches and rubs his hand over his face. When he meets my gaze again, his eyes have a bit of fire in them as well.
“Are you honestly telling me that if I told you this same story, you would believe me, no problem?” He asks with a sarcastic edge to his tone.
I step back toward him, narrowing my eyes. “Maybe not.” I concede. "But I would have heard you out. We would have talked it out. I mean, fuck. Maybe even fought it out. But I would have never disappeared on you. I would never give up on us without a fight. But clearly, you don’t feel the same.” This hits him right where I want it to, and I can tell. Regret and defeat flood his face, and he goes to reach for me before thinking better of it and lowering his arms.
“If I didn’t trust you, it would have never hit this hard. I’ve never done this before. I’ve never had anything I was this scared to lose.” He leans against my door now, and I can tell he’s fighting back tears. I’ve never seen him cry before, and it absolutely guts me. All I want to do is forget all of this. But, my mom always said, to forget is to be a fool, and I need assurance that he's a safe place to land.
Then he meets my eyes again, and I feel all my resolve cave in on itself.
“How do I know you won’t take the next chance you get to run?.” I ask, fighting to keep my voice steady and backing up to sit on the edge of my bed.
"Because I’m telling you I won’t.” He says, following me and then kneeling between my legs. “I know you think I was running away this week, but really I was just drowning without you.”
I loop my finger around his chain and pull him up to eye level. “Never again, Sturniolo.”
“Yes ma’am.” He says with a smile before pressing his lips against mine.
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beanghostprincess · 2 months
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WOMEN MY BELOVED
Okay but Shanks being SUCH A SIMP is so hilarious and also RIPE FOR CHAOS. She needs a non-fruit user for some of it ((maybe up to and including some seastone experiments)), and Mihawk either can't or Won't ((or, and he refuses to admit it, doesn't exactly want to run the risk of hurting her or Croc if there's Residue)). Now she has the Best Little Guinea Pig Ever.
Shanks never considered himself to have a weird k!nk for unhinged scientist clown women, but hey, Buggy awakens things in him, what can he say?
Also imagine the exchanges there.
B: "so we're gonna take this bomb, and I'm gonna throw it at you. And you're gonna cut it, and see if the explosion causes any damage."
S: "I dunno, Bugs, it could be kinda dangerous-"
B: "if you do, I'll kiss you."
S: "YES MA'AM!!!!"
GODS AND YEAH THE OUTFITS
Personally, I think she'd either be fairly The Same as far as outfits go, for practicality, but she also is friends with Alvida, and she's a Flashy Princess, so OBVIOUSLY there's gonna be some SKIN. And just... imagine for a moment.
A gathering for/of pirates. No I do NOT care that it's not a Canon feasible event. Moving on.
Pirate Gathering. A Dress Code. Formal.
Clown Princess in Princess Dress.
Clown Woman In Any Dress. And HEELS. and if it gets uncomfortable, she just detaches her ankles and floats while her feet rest at their table.
Crocodile and Mihawk get to coordinate with her a lil bit, and they both get to watch her bounce around and just grin bc no matter who she charms or spends time with or Spends Time With (👀), she's still theirs. Open relationships.
Also also - consider Luffy and crew being there. Sanji is SWOONING. Nami is disgusted to be a clown fucker, but she's also Looking. There's bets being plaxed on Who Will Flirt First and one of Who Will Be Most Successful.
Luffy meanwhile is splitting his time between FOOD, FRIENDS, and AUNTIE HI HOW ARE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS.
She acts all annoyed and put out but she and Luffy CLICK in a way few ever have, their brands of Unhinged and Feral are complimentary.
((Extra Bonus, maybe it's a gathering for the Emperors. Shanks is there too. He is frothing at the mouth bc AAAAA LUFFY and AAAAA BUGGY and AAAAA LOOK AT THEM TOGETHER.
The only way we include Teach in this is if he's in Dirty Baby Jail, hit on Buggy and got OBLITERATED, or Buggy point blank 'seduces' him to knock him out, steal his treasure, and then locked him in a closet with seastone cuffs and a toothbrush.))
I love seeing an ask starting with "women my beloved". It makes a lesbian's day. Do not stop loving women.
This is all amazing. Thank you. Yes. Absolutely. Shanks would let Buggy do anything to him and he'd thank her and honestly? Understandable. While Mihawk and Crocodile just see their girl do her own stuff with pleased smiles on their faces. If their clown wants to torment people with her silly shenanigans and lethal inventions, who are they to intervene?
And the outfits would kind of be the same, yeah, but she'd definitely want to catch people's attention. Maybe at first she still wears the same things, but after a while of feeling comfortable in her body and with her identity? She has a closet full of clown-themed outfits. Beautiful dresses. She has everything. From classy, more sophisticated dresses to sillier outfits. Everything is provided by Crocodile because now Buggy is some kind of beautiful Barbie he dresses and watches explode things. "This Barbie is a pyromaniac clown" but like, literally.
Sanji and Nami are having a moment™. Leave them alone. It's understandable. Sanji is shameless about it, though, while Nami is questioning her entire persona (that's only like the first five seconds tho). Zoro wants to get out of there and he can't stand them (<- gay gay homosexual gay) but at least he has a chance to talk to Mihawk again so, whatever. And Luffy won't stop annoying Buggy but she secretly loves the kid a ton, and he won't stop telling her to go "boom boom" on stuff together while they catch up and that's something she can't say no to.
Shanks is going through a heart attack, by the way. I heard those AAAAAAAAAAAAs in his voice. He's SO happy to see Luffy. And SO excited to see Buggy like that. And SO thrilled to see them together getting along. He can't get rid of Mihawk and Crocodile who're staring at him menacingly (because yes, they have an open relationship with Buggy but that does not mean Shanks gets to hurt her again. So they try to be careful even when they know he's pretty much her silly toy now to try her new inventions on) but he doesn't really care about it.
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matttheenbydraws · 2 months
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EAH reboot/AU ideas: Parents
The Good King/Evil Queen:
Similar to the original book series, Raven has a loving and supportive dad who tries his best to teach her how to do good to help the people of Ever After. He's, also, not above taking in troubled children who are in need of a good home. He's considered benevolent, kind, and caring to those he meets and doesn't have it in him to hate anyone over anything, especially the most evil people.
Her mother is still in mirror jail for the heinous crimes she committed throughout Ever After. She was often one to spend time with Raven, showing her how to control her magic or make evil potions with her. Until the bone rat incident that happened when Raven was very little, the queen would have been considered a "good" mom in a sense that she was doing her job in teaching her daughter how to be just like her. Unfortunately, as time went on and they grew older, the Evil Queen still enforces the idea of Raven to leave her mark on the world the same way she did. She's not against accepting kids that her husband adopts into their family just as long as she has any sort of potential "use" to them.
The Good King and the Evil Queen were in an arranged marriage, but the Good King grew to care for his wife the longer they stayed married. Although it's unclear as to how the queen felt about him, the king has had moments since her arrest where he feels regret for locking his wife away. Ever since then, the king hasn't married or even seen anyone since then. He's grown to be more focused on taking care of his daughter as a single parent, hoping that she doesn't turn into her mother.
King and Queen Charming:
King Charming was often one to be the biggest enforcer of his kids to follow their destinies. Unfortunately for his twins, Dexter and Darling, their destinies are left ambiguous, making it hard for them to choose what path they want to follow. Daring, being his mini-me and heir to the Charming throne, is praised over everything he does, no matter what he does or how he does it. King Charming constantly makes Dexter lose competitions or fights in favor of making Daring win.
Queen Charming is more of an enforcer of Darling's reputation as a princess, telling her constantly to stop roughhousing with her brothers because it's "unladylike" for her. Other than that, she's often neglectful of her children and doesn't seem to have that much of an actual, close connection to them. Her only real role to follow when it comes to the children is controlling Darling's behavior to the best of her ability.
Like the Good King and the Evil Queen, they were in an arranged marriage. Their marriage is considered loveless and only got together to produce an heir to their throne. Occasionally, the king thinks about his old high school crush, Goldilocks, and wonders how she's doing since then. To keep a good reputation, he doesn't openly cheat on his wife, but he does sometimes fantasize what it would be like to be with his Goldilocks rather than his wife. Queen Charming is unaware of this and also regrets ever having children with someone as horrible as him.
The Croakingtons:
Hopper's father, King Hopper Croakington ii, is one to follow the Frog Prince story by the storybook, meaning no dating anyone who isn't a princess. His dad openly states how he feels about his son potentially dating a prince, wishing that his destiny "straightens him up". Because of the king's views on gay people, Hopper has to keep his sexuality, as well as his crush to Dexter, to himself for most of his life, making him feel like him being attracted to boys is wrong.
Hopper's mother, Queen Lillian Pad, is more supportive of her son being gay, but she tends to treat him more like a baby rather than as a teenager who's almost an adult. As someone who had divorced her husband while her child was very young, she never wants her son to feel unloved or uncared for, so she often spoils Hopper to try and keep him happy. Giving him frog related gifts is a common thing for her to show her love for her son.
King Hopper i and Queen Lillian are bitterly divorced and do not have any intention of talking to each other alone or personally. Lillian tries her best to keep Hopper in her home where she can keep him safe and baby him. King Hopper i tries to get Hopper ii to come live with him just so he can learn how to properly follow his destiny and enforce the idea of getting a princess to date him. Hopper hates both of his parents' care tactics and doesn't often stay at one or the other's house very often.
Most of the other parents are considered relatively the same, especially Snow White
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Kim Dokja Propaganda
he canonically dies seven times <3 he's tried and avoided dying even more than that. multiple characters in text have asked him to stop dying.
He literally plans his own death out and then gets surprised when it happens and people react to him dying he's so stupid I love him
he does it 12 times i'm not joking
i lost count but he's died and come back at least 4 times. mf won't stay dead (affectionate) but he's also so damn smug everytime like he didn't just give all his friends lasting trauma for the 3rd time that week
He is like, the perfect person for this tournament. He dies, and dies, and dies like every 5 seconds. And the majority of them are emotional. I think. Like, we know he's not actually dead but his friends don't (in most of them).
So here's some of my hightlights (Contains spoilers):
-His first death was by being incinerated by a dragon's breath (not really interesting, but it's his first death).
-There was an scenario(missions? kinda?) where they had to kill the strongest in the dome and nobody knew who it was so there were two really strong guys having a duel and while everyone else was busy watching it he killed himself behind a building and just waited for everyone to notice (he was the strongest in there).
    +People called him ugly at his funeral
-Idk if it counts as a death but he sacrificed himself and got expelled from the system and I don't remember if his body was destroyed but I think yes. So this would normally mean you will die for real so everyone thought he was dead but he kept his soul alive by talking to himself and eating garbage and went to a doctor and leaded a coup d'etat and gave birth(? kinda?) all while pretending to be someone else.
-He was asleep while using a skill to watch his friends have a serious discussion about his kinks and dies.
this man. keeps. dying. everytime he dies it traumatises his kids and friends and then he does it again! eventually they just straight up locked him up in gay baby jail in an attempt to get him to stop dying. it didnt work. hes a disaster and i love him
That man CANNOT stop dying istg (via sacrificing his life) i don't even know how many times he's died,,, (it's the suicidal tendencies and the feeling he doesn't deserve a happy ending lbr)
(warning for spoilers in the next paragraph)
he has 1)died by throwing himself at a giant dragon 2)died by throwing himself in front of his blorbo/reason for living (who has threatened to kill him multiple times) at the hand of the woman who later on become his daughter    (he came back from those 2 in a few minutes with a power that allowed him to resurrect if he saves 100 people) (he then lost this power and gained another that allowed him 7 resurrections but with a longer delay)
3)died by asking his internet bully/best friend to kill him to save the city  4)there was a prophecy he was going to be killed by the person he loves most. his mum killed him knowing about his resurrection power and hoping it would complete the prophecy. it did not. (fun fact he was passed out when that happened and his previously mentioned best friend was defending him, and she allowed the shot to hit his heart to avoid it hitting his crotch #priorities)  5)sacrificed himself by turning into the villain and making all his friends kill him to stop his blorbo from doing the same. fun fact he was the one to deliver the final blow and it did satisfy the prophecy. also for reasons his resurrection power didn't work here (he still found a way to come back though! but it was much more difficult and complicated
also, it's irrelevant to all this but he literally gets adopted by hades and persephone at some point and becomes the heir to the underworld
anyway this is very long and does not include all his deaths i don't think but you get the idea! orv is very good i promise don't get fooled by my shitty description lmao
This ridiculous man has an addiction to dying istg. He makes a point of obtaining every ability he can that allows him to return from death and chooses to throw himself in harms way constantly. His companions has to sedate him just to get him to take a break because he just will not stop dying on them. Hes a hamster of a man. Hes also just so pathetically average and abnormal at the same time and its great. Throughout the whole story, people try to convince him to stop sacrificing himself for them, but he just keeps doing it because he doesnt really know how else to show how much he cares because he is incredibly emotionally stunted (its the trauma!). Orv is legitimately such a good webnovel, it changed my brain chemistry permanently. Its a really great read because it contains a little bit of everything, so you get to enjoy a bunch of different genres. Its also pretty fast paced but not rushed, so the plot is always moving forward but not feeling forced. There arent really any plotholes either, because it accomplishes what it set out to do as a story. Only issue some people have getting into it is that the first chunk of chapters are kinda slow, but it really starts to pick up after the disasters and keeps getting better from there. Also that it has 551 chapters, but these chapters are all necessary, trust me. The ending is so good. Just try to avoid spoilers some if you do check it out; they dont necessarily ruin the experience but some major plot moments are revealed. Also, I really reccommend reading the actual webnovel instead of the manhwa(which is the webtoon) because the manhwa edits a lot of things out and is much plainer than the actual story. Anyway, sorry that this turned into me telling you to read the novel instead of campaigning for kdj. But! Its what he would have wanted, seeing as he once read a webnovel as the sole reader of it for over 10 years.
Okay so. This man has died over 10 times (I'm not counting the exact number I'm sorry). He got burned to death fighting a super dangerous dragon, he died IN FRONT OF HIS FOUND FAMILY. then he pushed another member of his found family away from a fatal attack and took it on himself, causing him to get a huge hole right through his stomach and said member of his found family to go beserk over his death cause he didn't know he'd come back to life. He then asked a different member of his found family to KILL HIM. because he needed to die for everyone else to survive or whatever so he convinced her to kill him even though she didn't want to. And then HE GOT KILLED BY HIS FOUND FAMILY AGAIN. because once again he had to 'die' for everyone to survive but specifically he had to be killed by his found family, so he got stabbed through the heart by one of his found family members and then crumbled to dust in said family member's arms. He 'died' and disappeared for 3+ YEARS , and came back just as his ff were finally moving on from him. (Also he came back in a giant squid form that couldn't communicate with the FF at all and almost got killed my the ff AGAIN...) there's... A lot. More but it's been a while since I've read the novel so I don't remember every single death unfortunately but yeah 👍
He died like 12 times and traumatized all his companions with that
Over the course of 100 chapters, this man managed to die and get revived FIVE GODDAMN TIMES. And he keeps doing it. Nobody's doing it like him fr fr
i’m still read orv but as far as i’ve heard that’s his whole thing other than being gay for the protagonist of his favourite web comic who is real now
hoooo boy. i think he dies around 8 times in total? and somehow each time is worse than the last..... the first 3-4 times he has a skill that lets him regenerate, so its mostly fine (there is some good angst about his companions worrying he died for real, though, and at least one funeral scene).
then theres a prophecy about how he will be killed by "the person he loves most" and, without spoiling it too much, hes killed by the person he loves most. sword through the heart and touching last words and everything. its fucking DEVASTATING. he survives with a bunch of cheat code bullshit and then next time they see him is weeks or months later in the fucking demon realm with a body thats falling apart.
then a while later he almost dies AGAIN but when they go to save him he gets kidnapped and sent to another world and they dont see him for FOUR YEARS. hes obviously presumed dead while hes off in another worldline trying to get back
uh. there might be more than that. this novel is VERY long. anyway it gets to a point where any problem thats too big gets solved by him sacrificing himself while his companions scream and cry and beg him not to. and then he shows up later like "see! i survived :)" and they get so upset because why does he keep DOING this??? and he doesnt see the issue because he did it to save them! its a happy ending as long as no one dies (but not me though. its fine if i die as long as no one else does)
anyway, all this to say. basically his defining trait is that he dies and comes back. hes infamous for it and his companions start to hate it about him. one of them literally tries to pay a HEAVY price to ensure that he cant die anymore. hes GOTTA be on this bracket
Self-sacrifice is the only way he knows how to express love because it's the only form of love he was shown as a child. He keeps dying for his companions even while knowing that he is traumatizing them and thinking that they will hate him for it eventually (just like he hated his mom) because he thinks he deserves to be hated. The entire novel is about saving him. My god.
This man has died (and revived) about thirteen different times (I think? Very easy to lose count), and that’s only including successful attempts, he tries to sacrifice himself many more times. His companions are literally begging him to stop killing himself to save the world. They come very close to just tying him up so he can’t go running off again.
In terms of his general character he is just a guy who hyperfixates on a bad webnovel for 13 years straight, I’m talking about 3000+ chapters that he was the sole reader of because no one else made it past ch100. Then when the webnovel gets its final update the events of the novel start happening in the real world, as the only person who has read to the end he has vital information to save the world. He pisses off the protagonist within a minute of meeting and then proceeds to have a high-key homoerotic relationship with him, with both of them becoming so intertwined that neither would exist without the other and creating a timeloop that sets the entire plot into motion (I can’t go into more details without spoilers). If you’d like more details then I highly recommend the YouTube video “badly explaining all of omniscient reader in 6 minutes” by ferd because it’s hilarious and leaves out just enough context that you don’t even feel like you’re getting spoiled because it’s so batshit
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okay i need a summary of the S5 finale
someone in the server just asked what happened in the story so far so i need concrete details of how everything's been settled
This is gonna be rough because I have watched all this go by in a fever dream and half-remembering stuff and maybe confusing it with the leaked script(I don't remember what was changed) and I do NOT have the energy to look up exact details rn but:
So Adrien and Kagami are in London locked in their respective rooms which are. Pretty blank just a slab for a bed and a foosball table.
They're also drugged I think? But their parents are using their Alliance Avatars to fake celebrity couple moments for the public.
Nathalie tries to kill Gabriel with a crossbow but he manipulates her long enough that she starts dying
Ladybug was investigating the Agreste Mansion for.... I forget why probably but it's sure not because she's suspicious of Gabriel due to Felix telling her his identity in a previous episode because she is absolutely shocked when she sees him transform.
Oh wait she's probably investigating because Gabriel kinda just Scarecrow Fear gassed the whole world with the Alliance Ring's programs and some other shit and sends out an alert on the rings like 'Oh no LB and CN have kidnapped Adrien and Kagami! Don't you want to help? Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?' and a bunch of people turn into the most generic fucking blank 'just a body to fight' Akumas.
Ladybug decides to fight him instead of finding Chat for backup
Adrien is still over in London, blitzed as fuck in gay baby jail. He realizes he's kinda fucked up and hands the ring off to Plagg to escape. Plagg flies across the entire ffucking ocean back to Paris and finds Ladybug mid-fight.
Marinette is now wielding both Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous. She's fighting Gabriel (who has all the others except the Peacock(with Felix) and the Rabbit(with Alix)). And she absolutely WRECKS him. We get a real good fight sequence including some cartoony nonsense like using Lucky Charm to drop a whole fucking grand piano on him.
Anyway. She's winning clearly. They end up in the basement crypt with Emilie's coffin. She knocks the Butterfly off him and into the abyss and like. We've gotten clips of Lila(or whatever her real name is) being in on this so obviously Lila's gonna pick it up.
Marinette has Gabriel pretty backed into a corner but she does the 'I'm sure you're still good you just miss your wife please don't do this give up!' thing. While dropping her transformation and offering her hand out completely fucking vunerable.
Naturally Gabriel uses Venom to paralyze her and steals both the Miraculous.
Gabriel starts up the Wish, which makes Tikki and Plagg go into True Form Godmode where they're giant magical multi-armed beings and do a fusion dance thing to turn into the Kwami of Reality: Gimmi. (this part is actually really cool just like the fight scene)
Gabriel has a literal last second change of heart(?) and asks Marinette to make sure Adrien never finds out that Gabriel was Monarch and that he only remembers the times he tried to be a good father(BITCH WHERE???)
He makes the Wish and fucking dies
Cut to some time later: everyone is back in Paris. Bustier as Mayor is going over soooo well she's turned everything into such a utopia of environmental consciousness(completely ignoring the time and money it would take to make these changes! And more importantly ignoring that even if Bustier isn't a corrupt politician, there's a fuckton of other actual corrupt politicians that would shut this shit down so hard).
They're celebrating Gabriel's 'sacrifice' in helping Ladybug defeat Monarch and he gets a statue(made of melted down Alliance rings) calling him a Hero! Adrien hopes he'll live up to that greatness one day!
Speaking of the Alliance rings, Tomoe gets away with helping Gabriel because she lies and is like 'oh we were totally hacked!' and everyone believes her.
Marinette does not tell Adrien the truth about Gabriel or even that Adrien is a Sentimonster. But hey she at least gives him the wedding ring Amoks?
We get a clip of everyone getting their Miraculous as a permanant Hero team and then having a party at the pool! All the kids are there(except Chloé who is off in London getting abused by her mother because 'oh she deserves it for*checks notes* reacting to the previous abuse she suffered in a not-perfect way!').
Nathalie is healed and fine and also at the pool party.
We get a shot of the woman who is either Emilie brought back to life or Amelie. No one is sure. It seems like Amelie because she wasn't mentioned elsewhere in the epilogue and she's also wearing black(Emilie is always in white, Amelie is always in black). But the leaked scripts and the character model sheet called her 'Emilie' so no one knows.
We get a final scene showing Lila's lair in the catacombs, where she has the Butterfly Miraculous and also the robo-army remote control thing from back when Chloé was mayor. She gets jumscared by something off screen and it cuts out
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sgcairo · 1 year
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Birthday bash is taken way too literally by the Harbingers, to say the least.
My first thought upon reading that is for some reason, a semi friendly free-for-all between the Harbingers and the segments. The other guests are welcome to join but because those are Harbingers and more likely than not, the superiors of some of the guests, they don't join.
The free-for-all ends in the wackiest shit happening. The Harbingers sometimes actually try to kill each other, but because they are drunk by the point they get to the point of the free-for-all, nothing serious ever happens besides minor wounds that most of them don't notice until the next morning or something.
For example, Arlecchino tries to go after Pantalone in earnest on that night, but they are all drunk, she trips over her own feet and drops her knife. She then gets a shot of fire water from someone nearby, she takes it, no second thought about poison needed. Because the harbingers made a pact to not lethally poison each other, and tonight, all poison is off.
She then tries to get up but just can't because she falls again and ends up lying there for a bit. By the time she gets up, she's already forgotten about going after pants.
I want to say something about tartagles getting into fights but I feel like Pulchinella might be feeling the dad instincts and thinks he's too young. Hence tartagles being either on a child leash or somewhere in arms reach of the rooster. Cue tortellini getting stuck in said child leash or something
I think the Tsaritsa is like an exasperated parent trying to corral all of her kids back to their rooms by the end of the night.
The next morning is when all the hungover harbingers get back to work, stopping by the halls to pick up their misplaced weapons that they lost or dropped - like Arlecchino's knife for example.
Anastasiy's birthday in particular is off limits for the bashing him, fortunately. Only because Anastasiy is the precious baby and none of the Harbingers would ever dream of lifting a finger against him, but all the other birthday celebrations are free for alls, including assaulting the person it's for. But if you dare try to murder Anastasiy on his birthday... You are despicable and will be put in gay baby jail by the grandpa himself, and Pulcinella will shame you the whole way there. Not to mention that Anastasiy would probably cry, which even the Harbingers aren't invincible to innocent tears from the baby, even if he's technically not a child.
But yes, the bashing is wild, Dottore has to be physically restrained so he doesn't accidentally murder someone. Pantalone though... He's a sly man, and not as drunk as he appears, which is a surprise to Arlecchino who thinks she's being smooth by sneaking powder into his drink while he's not looking.
Pierro ends up sobbing on Anastasiy's shoulder about how he's "grown up so fast" and "was only as tall as my hip just yesterday" at one point, and has to be ushered away by Capitano to sober up.
Columbina has bitten at least three people by the end of the night, and Capitano has to make sure that Tartaglia doesn't try to use the Foul Legacy against Sandrone, who made fun of him for being a ginger.
Anastasiy ends up dragging his drunk parents back to their rooms to prevent murders from happening, which is a hassle in itself. Drunk Dottore is an absolute gremlin, and Pantalone is... an old man when drunk. Wandering off, muttering to himself, he even counts mora while drunk off his marbles. Hosing them off and tossing them into bed is a feat in itself, and Anastasiy has to lock the door to make sure they don't sneak out to terrorize the innocent.
It's worth it though, but only because he gets to embarrass the other Harbingers later with tales of their drunk shenanigans.
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zaritarazi · 1 year
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now i gotta ask. how did dctv teth-adam and zari meet?
well. i acidentally plotted out what season 8 would've been, and the tragic thing is if i'd even posted this in january of this year we would've gotten a season 8 on tv. nevermind that the cw had negative dollars. phil ran out of material bc i got too horny for matthias and we all know it bc really who contributed more to the legends canon than me? no one. a lot of people would be scared to admit that. a lot of people would be scared. and i'll
so please read this knowing it would've been exactly how the show would've gone. phil is going to read this tonight and fucking sob in the shower for 6 hours about what could've been
we know the legends are going to time-jail. in my little universe, we get the scene where they do the going into the jail catwalk in their little jumpsuits- WHICH, by the WAY, are styled in ways that appropriately reflect everyone's personalities, because i know what i'm fucking about- and there's general chaos and probably a song over it and zari, who is the focus of the season alongside booster (they're foils baby), is somewhere towards the back of the group, like maybe astra and spooner are behind her, and she just sees this guy who's kind of pointedly ignoring them sort of all the way in the back of the crowd and she's like huh it's weird that i'm noticing him and it's also notable that he has some kind of like- she thinks it's a breathing device, like maybe he's from space or something, and later finds out it's a gag of some kind
and listen. it looks like a respirator mask without the parts you put the filters on bc this is legends, we went to the store and we got a 3m half face and we spray-painted it like dark green and it's attached with spirit gum, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
and just as she looks at This Guy he finally looks up at the legends, her specifically, and there's this moment of very bizarre eye contact where she kind of just stands and stares at him and he's staring at her and astra walks into her and is like what are you even looking- sees teth-adam in the crowd- do you have a radar for finding the worst guy in any room? is this your gift?
so for me 8a would be very much like when dutch, johnny, & d'av were in jail in killjoys, specifically the part where everyone seems able to just wander around and bother each other, why not it's not like this is a prison or anything (side note big part of this season is about how prisons need to be abolished <3) where zari has this fixation on this guy and he seems equally fixated on her and everyone else is like. hey. is this getting weird should we intervene?
i would also love to actually create zari and behrad conflict as they start to go in very separate directions because tala and shayan could make that shit hurt. haven't fully plotted this. more on that as i think it up
part a.2 is booster's plot, which i haven't figured out yet but will be sexy. it would probably build on him trying to find ted and/or bring him back to life, as was alluded to in the 1 dc's legends of tomorrow comic based on the TV show we will ever get, and i actually love the idea of zari and booster basically being an investigating team where they're both the charmer and neither one of them has any lock picking skills but they're literally like. they'd be perfect for each other if they didn't have fixations on other people at the moment. but there's chemistry.
the b plot is spooner basically becoming the most popular person in time jail and astra getting jealous and then they make up and it's gay you know this trope you've seen it that's what's happening they kiss emmy please
anyway the midseason finale, to me, would be zari finally getting this guys mask off at the same time that astra finally figures out who he is and is like well. shit fuck shit fuck i guess! and zari thinks he's going to kiss her and instead he cups her cheek and says that magic word and the two of them get struck by lightning <3 couple goals <3 <3 <3 and this would be how we give zari her comics powers without her totem. listen they've bent so much canon in the dctv universe let me have this. i deserve this
8b is about zari getting the "heroism" she wanted and weighing it against the cost of the strain it now has caused on her relationships with the legends, especially with behrad, who's like hey. we can share the totem again but this isn't you. zari needs a rebellious phase! behrad needs to call her to the mat! black adam needs to be like kind of unconditionally in love with zari but also she's not entirely sure he doesn't just love a different character she's putting on, like she's ditched the dragon girl for what she thought she wanted- but maybe what she really needs is balance? parallel this to finding out how booster ended up trapped by the time cops the first time, and how being a hero maybe cost him ted? and him reconciling what he'd have to give up to get ted back?
i'm literally a genius and i've read at least 2 books.
anyway this ends with zari realizing she wants to be captain of the waverider after behrad with his totem saves her even though she's all shazamed out, so while she doesn't give up her powers, she at least un-shazams herself for the time being with explicit confirmation, leigh bardugo, that she can re-shazam whenever she wants, and black adam agrees to support her but won't un-shazam and we can tell if this series were to continue (but it won't this is the series finale) they would have conflicts over this bc i know how to keep a relationship fucking interesting, phil,
my c plot is that gary is no longer an alien and he starts a jewish prison gang like the one in arrested development
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galaxy12sblog · 1 year
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I've finally found you..
During a sunny day, Bot is busy cooking while Zach tries to distract the kids from getting into the kitchen.
Crystal: Just let me go in the kitchen, Papa!!
Zach: *holding her back* Nope! Never. Okay, uh... how about we play a game?
Crystal: i-.... Yeah!! And this game is dodgeball!!
Zach: *sighs* Let's play a game that everyone has to in it.
Mystical: hm...
Crystal:..hm..uh...
Jade: uh.... this is tough...
Rose:..hm....
Emma:...uhhhhhhhhh........
Silent:....
Bubbles: How about we play violence?-
Everyone: no!
Bubbly:..hm...
Then there's a sudden knock on the door..
Bot: *cutting the tomatoes* oh fish sticks-! Um.. Crystal get the door.
Crystal: *swims towards the door with full speed* *opens the door* *gasp*
Bot and the family look at the door, only to see a strange female.. wearing a hoodie.
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Bot: *holding a Axe* Who are you..?
???: I've finally found you, Bot ....
Everyone was confused, Bot was confused too.
Bot: Found me? What do you mean?..
???: *Sighs* .....*removes the hoodie from her head*....
Bot dropped the Axe, as He was surprised. Zach was confused and the kids..
Bot:..No..it can't be....i-is it really you..?
???: Yes dear.... it's me... I've finally found you...my son~
Bot hugs his mother tightly, The rest of the family was left shocked.. especially Zach.
A few minutes at home, Bot was curious on how his mother escape, he thought she was dead or killed by his father.
???: Oh sweetie... I was indeed locked up... but then a friend of mine, called the police to search for me around the house...so, as soon as that has happened..they found me, took your father straight to prison. I haven't eaten for days. So.. I stayed in my friend's house for a few weeks. Then search for you, cause I believe that you're still alive.
Bot: whoa...so.. Dad is really...in jail?
???: *Nodded*..
Bot and his mom chat a bit more, the Mother was wondering about Bot's family
???: so dear ... where's your wife??
Bot: !! Huh? A wife??
???: !? Don't you have a wife??
Bot: Uh.. yeah about that..*clears throat* I uh...well....um....*sighs* Mom, I'm actually the dad. And Zach is my husband.
???: !!! You mean to tell me that you're gay-?
Bot: Look I know you'll be disappo-
???: Disappointed??? Sweetheart....why didn't you tell me!? >:(
Bot: I- wait wha-?
???: sweetheart I'm not what you think I am. I don't care what sexuality you have, you're still my son~! And believe it or not. I'm not straight, I'm actually bisexual.
Bot: *smiles*
???: Now please, introduce me to my grandbabies-! >:)
Bot: oh-!
Bot starts introducing the kids.
Bot: The quadruples names are..
Mystical: Mystical~!
Bot: a good, changed granddaughter of yours.
Jade: Jade!
Bot: Your grandson who loves music, have good behavior.
Crystal: Crystal!! *Bouncing the ball*
Bot: Your granddaughter who's obsessed of sports, more likely violent at times.
Lavender: *holding her kitten* *sniffs*....*looks at Bot*...Mama!
Bot: A-And here's Lavender, the brightest of them all. Sadly she's blind..
???: Aww~ *picks up Lavender* how can she look soo cute?
Bot introduce the next one.
Bot: I've got names of these middle borns.
Rose: Rose!
She's someone who copies everything you do but still a cute baby.
Silent: Silent.
A quiet baby who's normally healthy and safe.
Emma: Emma!
A crying Baby girl but she'll be quiet as soon as the food's ready
Bubbly: Hi! I'm Bubbly!
A innocent baby with good behaviors, also the twin brother of Bubbles
Bubbles: I'm Bubbles!!
A violent but calm little baby. Mostly sometimes like to tackle you.
Bot picks up the little newborn babies.
Bot: *smiles* And finally, this is Trixie and Trixo.
???: !! Oh my! You sure have a lot of kids, but these adorable ones *takes Trixie* Aww~
Trixie: *giggles*
Mystical: what's your name, grandmother??
Perca: Perca, I'm Perca, sweetie.
The kids started to talk more towards the grandmother, asking questions.
Meanwhile Bot was preparing the food. Zach came in the kitchen.
Zach:...*looks at Bot* Hey um...did you tell your mother about... you know who..
Bot: !!! Zach, I can't tell her about it... I'm not ready yet and.. it's not the right time. Okay??
Zach: okay. But soon tho, she'll find out herself.
Bot: yeah.. I'll make sure she doesn't...or the kids about Alastor..
Zach: *sighs* Yeah...
The end.
Lavender belongs to @geral-7v7-and-eli-uwu
Crystal belongs to @dumbassnamedivan
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It's nice to know though that even though he's stuck in the void with his emotionally unavailable boyfriend, Belial at least has fairly stable internet access. Stable enough to be a menace on Twitter anyway. It's a bit disheartening, seeing how this likely all Cygames will be using him for. Keeping him locked away in gay baby jail and only taking him out for events and to peddle merch :( But they don't actually let us play with him
Lucio locked the guy away and he's still here thirstposting on twitter, can somehow still go to the Shibuya aquarium but GOD FORBID him doing anything in the plot.
tbh i've been feeling it even more. specific, with how weird the "Modern Life AU" event was and how it's the only way they could justify bringing back Belial and Lucilius, because working on a story to bring them back would be too much work dLKFJDFLKD
i understand granblue being desperate into saying hey, this is only ONE of our characters, please let us explore new stories, but if they're going to make Belial do all of their marketting and constantly pushing him to buy their stuff, they could at least let us "play" with him smh.
I honestly believe though that they keep him as a "in case of emergency, break glass" unit/event. if they realize granblue is not doing as much money as before for x reasons, you'll see, they'll find a way to bring him back out of desperation. and it will work.
But who knows. maybe one day he'll break free from his gay baby jail. if he canonically can come into our nightmares being an overrall menace, and somewhat leave his feather to Sariel, maybe there's hopes. I just think that none of us are ready for that day.
rip Belial-the-character, hello to Belial-the-model-to-sell-us-stuff-by-being-a-pure-slut.
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If you're still taking suggestions for the character bingo, can you do Ammett?
Shadow bastard!
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That asshole. Idiot. Fucking edgelord. Useless sub the likes of which the world has never seen before. My fucked up abhorrent little meow meow whom I love and cherish more than I probably should.
If you know me, you know that I'm weak for anything shadowy, be it romantically or aesthetically or gender-envy-cally. I just think they're Neat. Put a spooky shadow thing before me and my immediate knee-jerk reaction is to go "IS ANYONE GOING TO KISS THAT?" And, after waiting a courteous fifteen seconds until some distinguished monsterfucker of culture comes running (they usually don't), I heave a sigh and make up a fucked up little goth bastard OC to do the job. If you want something done right, you know how it is.
So not only is this shadowy son of a bitch the perfect little speck of radioactive flesh eating fungus to shove into a petri dish and study under the microscope, but HE ALSO COMES PRE-EQUIPPED WITH HIS OWN FUCKED UP LITTLE GOTH BASTARD. ICONIC BEHAVIOUR.
I'll spare you my thoughts about him because my thoughts about him are many and caps-locked. Just poke your head into my #posi's bartseq rants tag and you'll find some stuff in there.
And if that wasn't Funky(TM) enough, Ammet and his mortal idiot are simultaneously not as deep as I make them out to be, but also absolutely OVERFLOWING with untapped potential, symbolism, oodles canoodles and toaster stroodles of questions about how, precisely, these assholes figured out they wanted to fuck and actually went through with it, and a series of questions about the state of Khaba's soul which make me lie awake at night and stare at the ceiling.
(Spoiler alert: I don't think it's your soul anymore, mate.)
Ammet is a delight for me to work with as a writer on his own (sadistic, low-key masochistic, hopelessly narcissistic, overly confident jackass who talks too much and ends up getting curb-stomped and shoved in Gay Baby Jail at the end of the book) but with Khaba? Oh, clink those two petri dishes together and they'll create horrors you cannot even imagine.
They're the worst. I want another book about them. I don't want Stroud to mention them ever again. I want to make a list of all the traits Ammet shares with Bartimaeus and all the traits shared between Khaba, Nat and Ptolemy. They're really one of a kind. They're fucked up in the same direction. Khaba doesn't actually love him. It's actually a "heart underneath the floorboards" kind of situation except the heart is Khaba's own and he can't bury it deep enough. Ammet is angsty about it. Ammet doesn't give a shit. Ammet knows that, thanks to being named after an entity which eats the hearts of sinners (which I'm still not over JONATHAN I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT THE SYMBOLISM-) he'll get his claws on Khaba's heart whether the magician wants that or not. I am normal about them. I have a 50k+ writing project about them which might possibly expand into the six-digit territory if I decide to do sequels. Ammet is my precious scrunkly little bastard who lives in my heart and also eats cardiac tissue. He's the bane of my fucking existence and I hope he rots in that fucking amphora of his. Nobody is allowed to hurt him ever. Except for me. And Khaba but that's a territory we won't venture into right now. I am normal about him. I have a detailed timeline which states that he's actually less than a century older than Bartimaeus. The two of them copy each other constantly during RoS and it's making me froth at the mouth. He's an ancient cunning vile and clever being. He's a fucking idiot. He and Khaba are a dangerous duo who could do a lot of damage if they put their minds to it. He and Khaba are fucking LOSERS and IDIOTS who literally can't function properly when separated and I have proof. Don't ask me about hcs about post-RoS grief and agony. Please ask me about hcs about post-RoS grief and agony.
Tl;dr spooky shadow bastard makes the serotonin machine go brrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Fucking superb you funky little eldritch edgelord.
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new-oc-blog-every-day · 8 months
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I keep thinking of how Emily literally locks Gabe in Gay baby Jail and he gets so upset like a fucking child in time out XD
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reneestjohn · 2 years
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Available Men
Black girls keep saying there are “no men” out there , but this is untrue
Remember, we as black people are a minority, so there are not a lot of us to began with , even though our impact is strong within the US
Ngl, this is where white girls excell over minority girls (black , Hispanic, and Asian )
White girls will marry ANY race man…as long as he is successful💡
This why most black medical students , athletics, etc have white wives
White girls pursue them, and have their babies very quickly locking them down ,
and most men just want to be fucked and loved.
Who would not succumb to that kind of attention?
Simple math
(On a side note. Do you notice how commercials push the black husband/white wife woman agenda ? Something is up with that . My physician colleagues says bc blacks have “stronger genes” and the government is attempting to absorb the black minority race away into biracial people like me , tbc this is personal theory NOT fact )
The point is
Stop hating white girls for being smart .
Tbc , it is more than ok to want to marry within your own race ; most black , Asian , and Hispanic women want that ,
Esp black women, I know
But there ARE NOT enough black men specifically.
You must factor the ones that are in jail , closeted gay , marrying outside their race , etc . That also dilutes the pool
Also I am NOT fighting for a man . Girls did this at my HBCU , and I frankly found it distasteful
and passed on that drama
Also ,
My dad , grandfather, and uncles are white , there fore I love white men ❤️
I strongly suggest minority girls look outside they ethnic group for a spouse
also there are ALOT of Hispanic men, as well I have noticed , if you prefer a brown man
Personally, I would rather have happiness and love with a man outside of my ethnic race , than be forced single .
Find you a white man to love , teach him culture and flavor , and move on with your life
This is my advice for the black girls who dm me asking me how do I find a bf so quickly.
I date white men . They are actually the majority in America, so you should readily find a single one
Remember there may be a shortage of a specific type of man , but men are everywhere
In the end , they all have a cock and the necessary body parts.
Men are men .
I have examined enough to know that
Expand your partner search and move on with your life .
Happiness awaits you 🌸
Best Wishes💫
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crtter · 2 years
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The difference between how Jevil and Spamton handled the knowledge that their world wasn’t the “real world” is that Spamton decided to use the voice on the phone to open the The Sims cheat console and motherlode himself into being rich and famous and when he could no longer do that he became obsessed with the idea of “becoming real and reaching heaven” until it corroded his mind but Jevil basically went “Oh reality is just a game? Does that mean I can kill people if I want to? :)” and proceeded to try to do exactly that until Seam locked him in gay baby jail.
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For the first sentence prompt, a sentence made from my predictive text: "I am so sorry for the late notice but I am not sure if I will be able to punch thru cinderblock."
(11:57 PM) magnus: i am so sorry for the late notice but i am not sure if i will be able to punch thru cinderblock.
(12:01 AM) lup: magnus come ON
(12:02 AM) magnus: i'm sorry!!! my fists are only made of like, meat and stuff! cinderblock beats meat those are the rules. like in boulder parchment shears
(12:05 AM) lup: that's what she said
(12:06 AM) lup: srsly though this place is warded w a fuckoff gigantic antimagic cone so me and bear can't get thru it, you're our only hope :(
well
krav's only hope
(12:07 AM) lup: if he double dies i'm telling taako it's your fault you let his boyf languish away in gay baby jail
by which i mean some shitty ass necromancer's keep
who tf does a ritual summoning in an apt building anyway like commit to the bit and spring for an abandoned warehouse or SOMETHING
smdh no sense of aesthetic
(12:10 AM) magnus: luuuup D:
(12:11 AM) lup: i'll tell taako to bust out the fantasy victorian mourning veil ig. he'll like that he never has an occasion to wear it
(12:14 AM) magnus: why don't you just go through the front door?
(12:16 AM) lup: is locked
(12:16 AM) magnus: break the lock???
(12:19 AM) lup: ok i know i'm a bomb-ass wizard and lich extraordinaire but the one thing i do currently lack is fingers, which i think you probably need to pick a lock
(12:19 AM) lup: u kno i'm sensitive about not having fingers magnus how could you
(12:20 AM) magnus: sorry i forgot :(
(12:22 AM) lup: barry says my body won't be ready for another week. which is why we need you to punch through this wall
so quit being a coward and get over here
(12:25 AM) magnus: fuck ok. i can't argue with that logic
(12:26 AM) lup: :)
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(2:49 AM) lup: hey merle u up
(2:49 AM) lup: can you come heal magnus
(2:50 AM) lup: dumbass tried to punch through concrete and broke his hand
[MESSAGE NOT RECEIVED]
(2:57 AM) lup: tell me he dropped his stone of farspeech in the fuckin toilet again
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(9:17 AM) taako: hey idiot ur a ROGUE why didn't u just pick the lock
(9:49 AM) magnus: :(
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zhanyes · 3 years
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19 days pandemic version / living together headcannons
I just want to imagine the boys living together because let’s be honest it’s going to be so chaotic but they deserve each other’s company
P.s. I know nothing about how China dealt with the pandemic so this is purely self-indulgent
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- When the lockdown happened they were all at He Tian’s for a sleepover so they were forced to stay there for a few weeks until everything settled
- Mo guanshan kicked up a fuss over it but was actually just worried about his mom being left alone at home
Mo guanshan, already taking note of what to put in the pantry: “THE FUCK YOU MEAN WE’RE STAYING HERE?! NO!”
- Zheng xi is surprisingly okay with staying at He Tian’s for the time being, Jian yi says it’s because He tian has a ps5 (He’s not wrong)
-Mo Guanshan lost all respect for Zhengxi when he said “It could be fun.”
- Both Zhengxi and Guanshan’s parents agreed that they should stay for a bit just to be safe
- Jian yi is a panic buyer and with He Tian’s money they bought enough food to feed an army
- He forgot to buy necessities and Guanshan wacked his ass
Mo guanshan looking at the 9 full plastic bags of groceries: “You’re telling me OUT OF ALL OF THIS, you didn’t buy a single toothbrush?”
Jian yi, a dumbass: “I didn’t know we were having toothbrush for dinner?”
Mo guanshan brandishing a knife out of thin air: “Come ‘ere I’ll show you what's for dinner.”
- He tian is a menace in the grocery store, he’s bought about 4 pots, 2 pans, a new dish set AND knives set, 6 new mugs of different colors (Yellow for jian yi, blue for zhengxi, red for guanshan and black for him; the other two just looked nice) and a dozen of scented candles
Zheng xi, trying to keep Guanshan from committing murder in a grocery: “Why did you do this?”
He tian: “They were in sale! Buy one-take-one!”
Mo guanshan: “WHY WOULD YOU BUY 4 POTS OF THE SAME SIZE?!”
- They make it out of the store and Guanshan vows to never let jian yi and he tian do groceries
- Guanshan mostly cooks for everyone and Zhengxi helps out but jian yi is surprisingly a decent cook???
- He needs to be supervised tho because his attention span is limited to 5 seconds and he’ll forget he was boiling water
- He tian canonically can not cook. He is BANNED from the kitchen after he put sake in a pan thinking it was water
- He tian has 2 guestrooms in his apartment but he locks the other one and assigned Zhan Zhengxi and Jian yi to the other room
- Mo guanshan forces his way into Zhanyi’s room and He tian follows. That’s how all of them ended up sleeping in a single guestroom on the floor with mattresses stacked and pushed together
- Zhengxi introduces them to anime and Jian yi’s favorite genre is surprisingly action with a lot of fighting scenes and Mo guanshan (and He tian) likes slice-of-life
- He tian and Jian yi strays away from animes and movies related to the mafia and Zhengxi and Guanshan never asks, it’s an unspoken rule that those types of stuff are banned
- They have game nights because Jian yi thinks bonding is key to make their friendship last longer (and to avoid having anyone murdered)
- Every board game turns into a disaster. There’s no exception.
The boys playing monopoly:
Jian yi: “THAT WAS MINE YOU DICK! I WAS SAVING UP MONEY TO BUY IT!”
He tian: “Have you tried not being poor? No? Well that’s too bad.”
Zhengxi, is safe in jail and has the most land: “Lmao losers.”
The boys playing uno:
Mo guanshan: “Don’t do it…”
He Tian: “I’m sorry Mo this is the only way”
Mo guanshan: “No please you can find another way…”
He tian: “Goodbye, my love *puts a plus 4 down* Uno.”
Mo guanshan: *unintelligible noises of a loser* 
Playing scrabble:
Jian yi: “The fuck you mean gorjeus isn’t a word? That’s what I am.”
He tian: “You’re right, that's what you are. An absolute idiot.”
Chess:
Mo Guanshan to He tian: “You might be smart and winning but I have the power of violence and nothing is stopping me from flipping this table over.”
Word guessing game:
Jian yi: “It’s loud, annoying, depended and cries a lot.”
Zhengxi, guessing the word baby: “Is this you?”
Jian yi: “I- okay yeah that’s valid.”
- Zhengxi is very observant, he knows Jian yi well enough to know when he’s having anxieties about the pandemic, he knows when Guanshan needs some time alone, and when He tian is getting too lost in negative thoughts. He does what he can to help
- His bonding moments with Guanshan consists of listening to pop music and staying quiet
- The apartment is almost always alive and noisy, whether it’s Jian yi suggesting another game or Guanshan screaming about something, He tian takes joy in the fact that he’s with people he cares about
- He’s thankful for the noise after living in silence all alone for a long time. Jian yi knows the feeling of going home to an empty apartment and vows to visit more often with Zhengxi once this is all over (and drag Guanshan along assuming he’s not here already)
- Over time He tian smiles and laughs become a lot more genuine. Once, He tian laughed loudly at something Mo guanshan did and the only thing he can think of is, “Oh shit, happiness looks good on him.”
- Queue gay panic to Jian yi
Mo guanshan: “WHAT IS THIS?!”
Jian yi, remembering He tian doing the same thing yesterday: “Natural selection.”
- Jian yi loves all of them, really, but sometimes he feels claustrophobic from being kept inside for so long
- Zhan Zhengxi always notices, and he would sneak Jian yi up to the rooftop and they would stay there for a while so they can look at the stars, the city lights and Jian yi can breathe easier
- During those times, He tian relishes the alone time he gets with Guanshan, sometimes they talk and banter, but sometimes they just stay quiet and secretly enjoy each other’s presence (they steal glances at each other when they think the other isn’t looking)
- They grew so used to living with each other that they developed a shower schedule and Zhengxi wakes up the same time as Guanshan to help prepare breakfast
- He tian and Jian yi tends to wake up a little later and Jian yi gravitates closer for warmth so they end up cuddling until they’re forced to get up and eat
- Zhengxi takes a picture of them and sends it to their group chat
- He tian has hundreds of pictures of him and Mo, just Mo, the group, Zhengxi and Jian yi, and a lot more stolen shots that he keeps in a separate album in his phone
- He prints out his favorites, hangs them around the bedroom and frames some of them to put it in the living room. None of the other boys have the heart to take them down after seeing how happy He tian looks every time he sees the pictures
- Jian yi asks He tian to share the pictures to him too, he doesn’t print it out but he uses one of the pictures of all of them together as his lockscreen (his wallpaper is a stolen picture of him and Zhengxi He tian took when they were stargazing on the rooftop)
- When everything settles down enough for them to go home, they’re actually reluctant to go
- Still, Mo Guanshan and Zhengxi go home to their families. Jian yi stays with He tian since he knew his mom wasn’t at home anyway, at least this way they’ll both have company
- Guanshan claims (loudly) that he’s glad to get away from them but still video calls with them everyday anyway
Mo Guanshan, in the videocall for the nth time: “I’m SO GLAD. Those were the WORST weeks of my life.”
The others, hearing the same lie for the nth time: “Mhm. Whatever you say, Mo.”
- They have discord sleepovers because they all miss sleeping in the same room with each other (they never mention it but everyone knows)
- Mo Guanshan cooks meals for more than him and his mom and have it delivered to He tian’s and Zhan Zhengxi’s. When asked he claims it’s just leftovers
- Zhan Zhengxi’s body clock is fucked, he grew too used to waking up early so he just went with it and helps his mom prepare breakfast
- They all silently agree that they wouldn’t mind living with each other again in the future (again none of them ever mentions it but everyone is aware)
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