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pjo incorrect quotes since this kinda blew up last time?
also recommend and fandoms you'd like and i'll see what i can do.
jason: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
leo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
will: Violence isn't the answer.
nico: You’re right.
will: *sighs in relief*
nico: Violence is the question.
will: What?
nico, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
will, running after them: NO-
leo: I can explain.
frank: Can you?
leo: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
dionysus: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
dionysus: i became more evil if you’re curious
chiron: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
dionysus: i’m going to get worse on purpose
percy, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
annabeth, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
grover: what the fuck are you guys doing?
percy: playing systemic oppression
hazel: Hey, nico? Can I get some dating advice?
nico: Just because I’m with will doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
piper: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
jason: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
thalia: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
frank: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
leo: Is it me, frank?
frank: No, it’s not you.
percy: Is it me, frank?
frank: It’s not you either.
jason: Is it me, frank?
frank:
frank, mockingly: Is IT mE frank?
zeus, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
hades: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
zeus: Orange soda, please!
hades: I'll have the strawberry soda.
poseidon: Me too, strawberry soda.
zeus:
apollo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
zeus: >:O language
artemis: Yeah watch your fucking language
hera: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ARTEMIS THE FUCK WORD?
ares: 'The fuck word'.
athena: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
artemis: Oh my god they censored it
ares: Say fuck, athena.
artemis: Do it, athena. Say fuck.
apollo: Time for plan G.
zeus: Don’t you mean plan B?
apollo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
artemis: What about plan D?
apollo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
hera: What about plan E?
apollo: I’m hoping not to use it. ares dies in plan E.
athena: I like plan E.
persephone: You love me, right, hades?
hades: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
#pjo#hoo#pjo universe#annabeth chase#percy jackson#frank zhang#jason grace#leo valdez#will solace#nico di angelo#apollo#athena#zeus#ares#hera#hades#persephone#artemis#piper#how did i forget piper what the fuck#dionysus#chiron
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*ੈ✎ xoxo, gossip girl!
content: leo valdez x reader, percy jackson x reader, jason grace x reader
╰┈▸ back cover: how would gossip sessions with them go?
warnings: cursing, rude humor??
librarian's annotations: doing this instead of requests um
*ੈ LEO VALDEZ
SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE
god hes probably talking shit more than u
"oh her? yeah she was such a bitch like no way she looked at you like that when i said i was so obviously taken!"
"and her hair? has she ever heard of a brush? like, if you're gonna come at my girlfriend, at least make yourself look better so you don't embarrass yourself. oh wait, you can't!"
probably laying on you as he does this, and starts squeezing you tightly
"because my girlfriend is the prettiest girl in the world!"
awww that's cute right?
WRONG this man is so quick with his comebacks its actually insane
does NOT think before he speaks
doesnt hold back, even against you (booo why did ur gf privileges not apply to that)
"leo! can you like, move your fat ass off me?" you groan under him as he lays down with his dead weight on top of you.
"like the fat ass you don't have?"
were you silent or SILENCED
everytime you think he wouldnt take it that far?? oh he will go THERE (but he always makes sure u know hes joking)
doesnt want to invoke your wrath so he apologizes IMMEDIATELY
"fix your hair-"
"fix your face- IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO-"
*ੈ PERCY JACKSON
guys. we cant forget abt the OG SASSY MAN
also talking shit a whole lot more than he should
"uh, she needs to get her act together before she can start coming at others; like-" rolls his eyes for EMPHASIS "who does she think she is, talking to you like that?"
damn, who taught this man sass?
bro was BORN with it or smth
even outsasses you sometimes
if you tell him to get like a snack or something and hes in the mood to just lay down with you, he will huff SO loudly
"ugh, fine!"
gets you extra snacks anyway in case you want more (and drinks obviously)
SO SO INVESTED like he has the WHOLE story down
but sometimes mixes up the ppl if its been a while
"wait wait, so the library girl and the jock are dating?"
"the nerd and the library girl are dating, but the jock wanted library girl."
"that makes a lot of sense, actually."
has tea of his OWN because the sea knows everything apparently
"tobias told me-" percy started.
"who the fuck is tobias?"
"the turtle, duh. anyway, he said that this guy always takes girls to the beach on their first date, to make them fall in love with him or something. like, every single girl he's dated."
"...does that count as a manipulation tactic?"
*ੈ JASON GRACE
will be on your side no matter what
like if you end it with an "it is what it is"
um??? it is NOT what it is hello?
doesnt look like hes listening but hes paying attention to EVERYTHING
like hes "reading" a book but hes been on the same page for the entire time youve been talking
tries not to laugh at your rather creative insults, but sometimes you get a soft chuckle out of him
you take that as a win
once, you caught him listening through the door as you gossiped with piper over the phone
he was SO embarrassed omg
after that, you made sure to tell him all the tea as soon as you have it
"—and he cheated on her with her SISTER. who's like, three years younger than him! like, what the fuck? that's not even all he did!" you sit up, hands playing with the blanket. you think you see him lean a bit closer, as if wanting to hear more. "she fucked his brother in his room, like, her ex boyfriend's room for revenge! okay, that was a bitch move, but was it deserved?"
jason shrugged. "i'd say no one deserves to be cheated on, but he kinda did deserve it."
"exactly!"
#*ੈ✎ stories#covey did u see the tobias sneak#leo valdez#leo valdez x reader#jason grace#jason grace x reader#percy jackson#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson and the olympians x reader#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#hoo#pjo x reader#hoo x reader#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa
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pjo characters as things my friend group has said
Hazel: I just kinda radiate towards caves
Nico: Breathing has been taken out of Nicos software
Connor: I can speedrun to your house when you're home alone
Cecil: raisins are dehydrated rats
Percy: It's a roller coaster where the only option is to die
Will: I just goooot- my jugular sliced open by a cat
Nico: We're going out tonight and killing all the homophobes. Call it a date
Will: Why am I so much taller then- Oh its cause im standing on a dead body
Connor: You're sooo welcome. I literally did nothing
Hazel: Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called a trash can not a trash cannot
Piper: Cut my hair, I'll cut your throat
Thalia: Sometimes I do slap kids
Travis: When I grow up I'm gonna be a legal drug dealer
Beckendorf: I’m going to drop kick myself into space
Malcom: Briefly describe three applications that make use of the total eternal reflection of light
Connor: The colour seven
Grover: Percys reaching old age, we should put him in a retirement home
Piper: Leo what did you do
Leo: I may have burned down an orphanage and it may have spread to this site.
Lou Ellen: Travelling, usually done on the ceiling
Will: Imagine sitting on your couch watching TV and your phone buzzes. Reminder: Breathe
Austin: i just broke an acorn.. panic whY IS THERE AN ACORN IN MY ROOM
Nico: i feel like today happened yesterday and i just slept for all of tomorrow and woke up in the evening
Malcom: yeah i fell down the stairs and broke my spine in 3 places
Connor: that's hot
Jason: Nitroglycerin. The forbidden smoothie
Will: I always look like trash.
Annabeth: I know that's why I hate looking like trash
Travis: well we only have a few minutes left of class.. y'all wanna watch something explode
Piper: It sounded like you smoked 10 packs of cigarettes and then hit puberty
Jason: Imagine you get fired the day after you die
Nico: My stomach just like...started learning German
Nyssa: Leo if you don't leave, i'm shoving this desk fan up your ass
Jason: I slammed my foot on the accelerator, running multiple red lights at 220km/h, because I wanted to drive safe
Nyssa: When you go through the car wash but you forget the car
Drew: *points at trashcan* That looks like you
Nico: I only want chemistry between me and a coffin
Jake: Gotta put your wheelchair in 4Wheeldrive. Outdoor mode. Off-road mode
Leo: Murder is ok as long as its fine
Percy: Maybe if I fall asleep on my textbook I'll wake up with all the knowledge
Connor: Let's play spin the bottle but it's only you and me
Leo: Now how do we calculate the density if swiss cheese
Clarisse: I have to ask one of the experts
Chris: Who are the experts?
Clarisse: I don't know
Piper: Your mom is on vacation
Leo: well- she's on a permanent vacation
Michael: AYO BITCH YOUR FOODS FLAMIN THE FUCK
Silena: If you're slow I'm a fucking snail
Jason: We need to hold a funeral!
Percy: Here comes the bride
Beckendorf: Have you ever died? No??? Well here you go!!! Death simulator. It’s permanent!
*Annabeth and Percy sitting on a bench with drinks and a cop drives by*
Percy: What if they thought we were drinking and driving
Annabeth: We're not in a car
Will: I'm so smart
Nico: Oh my god since when
Piper: *gives Leo a singular goldfish*
Piper: Feeding the poor
Lou Ellen: Bless your soul
Nico: What soul?
Lou Ellen: ...good answer
Sherman: an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and anybody else if you throw it hard enough
Connor: I can see the veins in my eyes
Ellis: Whatever sinks your boat!
Cecil: You can't kill the gays if the gays kill you first
Will: dude sorry there's a knife in your grandma's face it grew wings and flew there :(
Cecil: I’m sorry my knife flew out of my hand and slit that guys throat then burned it so he wouldn’t bleed
Silena: *playing Minecraft* I walked into your house and your birds started aggressively dancing at me
Lee: That's just so unfortunate for me. That is just so- oh I died
Percy: Wanna go to Toronto? Why drive just take the Earth Quake on natural disaster
Travis: The roof is just caving in on us it's fine
Michael: My arms are broken, my legs are broken, my lungs are broken, my knees are broken, I got decapitated when I was five
Connor: We're gonna die? No we're gonna beat the speedrun world record
Cecil: Hell to go down I there
Will: Mask to mask resuscitation
Travis: I may or may not have accidentally dropped a match in the building on purpose
Nico: Minecraft but I accidentally sets a school on fire
Percy: Minecraft but I die of hypothermia
Piper: Minecraft but I left my eyes at home
Jake: Minecraft but my legs are broken
Jason: Minecraft but I died
Lou Ellen: Minecraft but we're all gay
Will: If I die the game is homophobic
Cecil: Minecraft but I run my best friend over
Nico: I wanna hit a citizen with a baseball bat
Michael: Hey sir, you have Alzheimer’s. Would you like a side of bronchitis?
Silena: Why can't this be straight?
Lee: Because you're not
Lou Ellen: mmmm i love my jesus fish
Cecil: bro jesus fish
Lou Ellen: ikr, jesus moment
#hazel levesque#nico di angelo#connor stoll#cecil markowitz#percy jackson#will solace#piper mclean#thalia grace#charles beckendorf#travis stoll#malcom pace#grover underwood#austin lake#kayla knowles#jason grace#michael yew#lee fletcher#silena beauregard#lou ellen blackstone#jake mason#sherman yang#ellis wakefield#chris rodriguez#clarisse la rue#nyssa barrera#drew tanaka#pjo#hoo#toa#pjo incorrect quotes
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JASON GRACE X NAIAD!READER
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Summary: Naiad!user (A freshwater Nymph) crushes on the son of Jupiter, jason grace, from afar. That is until he falls into the lake during the Camp activity of canoeing.
Warnings: Cursing. beware spelling issues, im lowkey dyslexic
Authors Notes: UGHHH I LOVE JASON. AND IVE NEVER SEEN A NAIAD!READER X ANYONE BEFORE Sooooo…!!!!!
You are a Nymph—a Naiad to be specific—who resides in the lake at Camp Half-blood along with some other Naiads. Unfortunately for you, the lake at Camp is also used for one of the Camp activities, canoeing. You don’t usually mind when the campers are canoeing, in fact, you somewhat enjoy it. But that’s just because of one reason.
Him.
Jason. fucking. Grace. The son of Jupiter.
You knew your crush on him wasn’t going to go anywhere. After all, water and electricity and/or lighting don’t mix very well. But you simply couldn’t help yourself.
The way he was just so kind to his friends, he’s responsible (—Which is hard to find in a teenage boy.,) His eyes, his blond hair, his smile… and, oh, you can't forget that little scar on his lips.
Well, going back to the Camp activity of canoeing, here you were at the bottom of the Camp Half-blood lake, talking to some other Naiads. Until the shadow of a canoe slowly moved around the lake before settling right above you and your friends. How annoying.
Except what you didn’t know was that your admiring-from-a-far-impossible-to-get crush was with two of his friends, sitting on the canoe that was casting the shadow above you and your fellow Naiads.
Then the canoe began to shake and tilt, causing ripples in the water, disrupting the usually calm lake. Oh boy. Then the canoe flipped completely over, sending three unsuspecting demigods— Leo Valdez, Piper Mclean, and Jason Grace—over the edge of it and into the lake.
Oh, gods, one of them was jason.
What bad timing! you didn’t even have your hair done or anything! Oh… and in the midst of him panicking he locked eyes with you. Something you’d never understand is how a boy, a boy like him, could be so perfect. You quickly looked away from his gaze.
Then you looked back at him, remembering that he could very well be drowning. And by how he looked, you assumed that he in fact was drowning—Or at least was coming close to drowning. You just had to save him, this could be your only chance to communicate with him! Oh, and the fact that he could die.
You tried your best to scoop him in your arms and swim him up to the surface, but considering he was a pretty big guy for being what, fifteen, sixteen years old? You whip your head around, causing the water to make little ripples, towards the other few Naiads in the lake, silently signaling for their help with bringing him to the surface.
Thankfully, the Naiads obliged and swam over to help you lift Jason to the grass, at least to the best of their abilities. As you all resurface, Jason gasping for air, he looks directly at you for a moment, then he snapped his gaze away.
“Uhh.. Thanks,” He said breathlessly.
You can feel your face reddening at his gratitude. You don’t think you have ever swam back to the bottom of the lake so fast before this very moment.
Later on in the day—Night, actually. You were at the top of the lake by yourself, elbows resting on the grass as the rest of your body other than your upper torso was submerged in the lake, your head in your hands. What were you thinking about? Well, the interaction with Jason, of course!
And then like magic, you heard the footsteps that matched his. Did he really sneak off from the campfire to come over to the lake?! Oh yes, yes he did.
“Hey, uh…” You almost immediately recognized his voice. “Thanks for saving me earlier.” Jason sounded slightly embarrassed. You nodded in reply. “I um, accidentally flipped the canoe.” Your eyes widened slightly in amusement, he even got a little laugh out of you.
“Really?” You reply back.
“Yeah, i’m not to sure how.”
And that’s how the night went on, the two of you talking until mr.d ran him back to his cabin and splashed water at you until you swam back under the water for the night. Apparently your admiring-from-a-far-impossible-to-get crush wasn’t so hard to get after all.
#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#fanfic#heroes of olympus x reader#heros of olympus#pjo fandom#pjo hoo toa#jason grace#jason grace x reader#fanfiction#franciswasteland#hoo#the heros of olympus#jason grace x you#jason grace x y/n#percy jackson#heros of olympus x you#heros of olympus x y/n
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do you think any of the companions drink? what would their habits be?
how the companions booze it 🍻
Cait; Hard drinker who, surprisingly, can't hold her liquor. She gets drunk quickly, but takes some time to drop out of the race, so to speak. Obviously, she used drink out of trauma response, but having gotten clean from the drug addiction, Cait drinks sparingly and rarely. Like, actually eats as she does so. Doesn't drink water because Cait isn't a water drinker. Her drunkenness depends heavily on her mood pre-boozing. Her booze of choice is beer.
Curie; does not drink. However, did try wine. Did not like it. She just makes sure there's water and food available for the local alcoholics, and badgers them to partake in such necessities. The worst days at the clinic are days after a party and she likes to lessen that load as much as possible.
Danse; Alcoholic. One of the alcoholics Curie is always after. Danse drinks when he doesn't have work, to sleep. No exception. And he drinks a fucking LOT. Like...opposite to Cait, he takes a lot to get drunk, and even more to fall down. He chugs vodka, whiskey, tequila...basically, if even one shot isn't for the faint of heart, Danse takes swigs right from the bottle. It impresses some people, but he isn't doing it to impress. Danse isn't that kind of person who takes pride in his alcoholism. This problem gets worse after BB, but he gradually gets better as time goes on.
Deacon; used to have a problem, so now alcohol is kind of a...soft no. He'll have a drink. A drink. And it won't be anything too crazy. A glass of wine, a beer or two, maybe a shot. He drinks as a social thing, just to be polite. Customs, yknow? Besides, he wants to keep his head clear. Also suffers from bad hangovers. The type to spend the whole morning puking even if he didn't have that much.
Gage: Also used to have a problem. He wasn't an alcoholic, but rather, weak to peer pressure. He wanted to impress all the big tough raiders by putting away as much crap as they could. And for the most part, Gage very much could outdrink most people. But being that drunk that often is not safe for a young man in his position, and he learned real quick that its better to the smart stick in the mud than the fun, cool, vulnerable target.
Hancock; the type of guy to think his problem makes him cool and fun. Im sorry, but he is. Hancock is the kind of person who's like "yeah man I was barely walking and shit, I had like, 30 shots or something? Haha I forget dude! So I'm like half crawling back to my place and its fucking...what, 10 in the morning? And I got work in 2 hours man, and everyone on the streets looking at me weird, ahah, shit was crazy!" Hancock drinks whatever he has, with no preference or complaint. However, there's a specific brand of whiskey that burns like a mother fucker that he likes to drink to show off. Doesn't eat or drink water. Curie has yet to give up on him in all but spirit.
MacCready; the most normal, healthy drinker. He likes the occasional beer, but his soft spot is a margarita. Or a sangria. Not into alcohol on its own. He doesn't want to taste it. He'll rarely have a drink without food. Drinking water is his weakness here, as he also isn't a water person. Mac will have a beer with dinner, and maybe another, and maybe another if the vibe is right, and if he doesn't catch himself, will end up tipsy. If he doesn't catch himself at tipsy, homeboy is getting pickled.
Nick; Used to enjoy a martini, a brandy, a wine, a rum. A gentleman of refined taste. At least, thats what he'll say. OG Nick bought his alcohol based on coupons or whatever was cheap. This man drinks bud light. Now, Nick mostly just babysits people who can get drunk. But he used to have his alcohol in accordance to whatever he was eating. Sub from the shop down the corner? Donuts? Afformentioned bud light. Dinner with Jenny, homemade seafood pasta? A wine. He's big on the idea that certain drinks have rules.
Piper; wine bitch. Drinks out of a coffee mug if ones clean. If not...girly gets a straw. She doesn't have a problem, but you wouldn't know it if you saw her while she enjoyed a drink. Wine is pretty much the only drink she likes. Beer is gross, moonshine has done enough to her, vodka is too strong to be enjoyed. She likes wine because it tastes good to her. Her taste sways towards the dry ones. Because she drinks for the taste, she isn't keen on getting drunk, so Piper is good about staying fed and hydrated. When she isn't, her hangovers are...demonic.
Preston; drinks occasionally, and never wants to get drunk. He doesn't like the feeling of being drunk, though he doesn't get hangovers. Even when inebriated, Preston mama-hens and keeps everyone eating and chugging water, so he ends up taking care of himself as well. His taste is both broad and limited. He'll drink anything—provided its local. Preston will not drink a name brand. He doesn't want Heineken, he wants Craig's magic wheat poison. He doesn't want Franzia, he wants a bottle of whatever the twitchy lesbian living in a boat house has fermenting amongst the seaweed and barnacles.
X6-88; the only alcohol you could get this man to drink is alcohol disguised as dessert. Ole Smokey banana cream moonshine comes to mind. He'll know its alcohol, you can't hide it from him, but provided its tasty enough...you might get him to indulge a little. If only for the fact that its basically candy. Otherwise, he isn't drinking. He probably can't even get drunk, not without causing a shortage.
#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse#preston garvey#nick valentine#x6-88#piper wright#companions react#robert joseph maccready#porter gage
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The Burning Maze is my favorite TOA book and it brings me so much pain… so much pain… but I LOVE IT!!!!
I love that Grover is in it! (He is one of my favorite characters from the series) and Meg dealing with going back to her childhood home! The Arrow of Dodona was, as always, a fantastic character.
It was nice to see Piper and Jason again and that, even though they broke up, they still deeply cared for each other. Caligula was such a good antagonist and Medea was also so good, especially with Piper taking revenge and killing Medea.
Crest was such a fun character and his death is kind of traumatizing, like, Apollo is trapped, in literal pain and forgetting himself as Grover and Meg were dangled over Helios’s essence and Crest kept distracting Medea even as he was stabbed by her like… that’s SO FUCKING DARK!!
I love how it ended with Apollo vowing to keep Jason’s promise to remember to be human.
Other miscellaneous things that I enjoyed was also:
Apollo’s dreams that involved Caligula, like the one in which he ordered a guard to kill Tiberius and the one in which he basically pretended to be the Sun God.
I also liked Caligula’s motives in that Apollo was VERY valuable to him alive, but rather than being like Commodus, who wanted to kill him so that he can rename Indianapolis to Commodianapolis, he wanted to take Apollo’s remaining essence and combine it with Helios’s to become the new Sun God (not to say that I didn’t like Commodus’s motives, it’s just that Caligula is very interesting in that he wanted to become the Sun God)
Honestly Caligula as a whole was such a good character. He has such an intimidating presence throughout the book, and I loved it when he finally got to see Apollo he kind of gushed over him, being excited to finally have him in his clutches, and I love how after Apollo stabbed himself he was all ‘I won’t touch a sorceress’s purse’ and how he was so upset that Piper was knocked unconscious. Honestly if there ever is a TOA show they gotta cast the Emperors right because all the Emperors are horrible yet interesting in their own merit.
I love the conversation that Jason and Apollo had before they left his dorm. I love how Jason tells Apollo that he tried to defend him to Zeus and that Apollo was shocked. I love how Jason made him promise to remember his experience being human and how, even to the last book, Apollo is still thinking about the promise he made.
I love how Meg is just able to show Apollo her memories?? How the fuck did she learn to do that??!! Also the fact that it’s never addressed how she can do this.
Speaking of Meg, I love how revenge obsessed she is, like she was full on ready to murder Caligula and how at the end acknowledges that she was taking her anger for Nero out on Caligula instead (not to say Caligula doesn’t deserve it, but moreso that she realizes that instead of confronting her feelings for Nero, she pushed those feeling into killing Caligula) and I love how Meg is such a strong character, having to deal with going back to her childhood home and having to revisit those old, painful memories of a happier time in her life that was taken away from her, and how, in the final book, she confronts Nero and finally stands up for herself and as she says ‘defeats the Beast’. I just love Meg’s arc.
I love Apollo’s self sacrifice. He has always been a somewhat selfless character, willing to save others over him, but this truly defined his character, how he was willing to do anything to save his friends, and how he most likely would have succeeded had it not been the Arrow of Dodona. I also love how Meg calls him a hero and how his perspective of what defines a hero is being changed.
I love how Wah Wah has SUCH a hatred of Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim that he would rather tell Apollo and Piper where the shoes are than to bear through the music.
I also love how, to me, the kind of dark comedy of Caligula taking your very words LITERALLY!! It’s almost comical how a character vows something only for them to realize ‘oh shit’ as Caligula gleefully fulfills on that promise (like when Wah Wah would give his heart to Caligula or how he ordered for a poets tongue to be cut out and dipped in silver so that they could see his ‘silver tongue’) it’s just… Caligula is SUCH a good character!
I love how Aloe Vera is constantly fretting over anyone who has any injuries. I just like how Apollo wakes up sometimes covered in Aloe Vera’s healing slime.
I love the entire Macro’s Military Madness section. I love as Macro was talking about taking Apollo and killing the satyrs that Coach Hedge was struggling to open a pack of grenades. I love how Apollo landed in another dumpster again and how he peed himself and got himself some pink camo pants.
I love Coach Hedge, he’s such a funny character, especially when he was ready to fight the Automatons in Macro’s Military Madness and had to basically be dragged away.
The entire section of Apollo in molten chains as Medea tries to kill him is such an intense moment. It is such a dark scene, especially as Apollo is loosing himself, loosing his memories and how he is in pain and his skin is being described as being cracked open?! It’s such an intense scene and is one of my favorite moments in the book and one of my favorite moments in all of the Riordan-verse books.
I love the Meliai and how they say ‘HAIL TO THE MEG’ I just love how badass they are. I also love how after they kill Incitatus everyone is just staring at the Meliai with shock and horror.
There are so many other amazing scenes in the book! Honestly it’s one of my favorite books of all time. Honestly the TOA series is so good! I do admit that Apollo is sometimes annoying with how arrogant he is, but his character development is so good! I adore these books so much, so if anyone can recommend me any good fics PLEASE DO!!!
#trials of apollo#the burning maze spoilers#lester papadopoulos#meg mccaffrey#toa caligula#toa#sorry for the rant
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Her Silver Tongue
fandom: riordanverse
pairing: piper x annabeth
summary: piper tries to show annabeth that her charmspeak has improved immensely since the last time she used it around her
warnings: smut -> dom!piper, sub!annabeth, degradation, oral (f receiving), dirty talk
“Last I checked, you couldn’t charmspeak the candy out of a baby’s open palm.”
Annabeth was so fucking annoying.
“Uh, excuse you, you’re too busy curled up over your laptop giving yourself back problems to pay attention to the shit I do. I’ve been practicing.”
Annabeth leaned backwards, so her chair was balancing on the back two legs. Her curly blonde hair fell in a wave over the back.
“Oh really? Why don’t you prove it?”
Piper stood over Annabeth with her arms folded across her chest. “Alright then,” she said. “You can meet me at my apartment tonight. I’ll show you just what I can do.”
Annabeth imitated Piper’s pose. She was barely an inch taller, but Piper still had to look upwards to meet her eyes. That just pissed her off even more.
“I look forward to it,” Annabeth said smoothly, running one of her long fingers across the curls on Piper’s forehead before walking off.
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Piper had forgotten about Annabeth’s visit by the time she arrived.
It was summer, and so she was wearing as little clothes as possible in order to stay cool, which meant she was standing in the doorway of her apartment in a nude bra with jorts, while Annabeth stood just outside, looking her up and down with mild amusement and a little bit of disappointment. And—was Piper imagining it, or were Annabeth’s tanned cheeks slightly pink?
“Did you forget I was coming?” she said, walking inside without waiting for permission. Piper sat her coffee down somewhere in the kitchen and followed Annabeth to the bathroom.
“It’s not like you’re that memorable,” Piper snorted, not meaning a word of it. “I mean, come on. You’re just another white girl who can build stuff. Wow. Amazing. I played with LEGOs as a kid, too.”
Annabeth closed the toilet seat and sat down. “So. Show me your charmspeak abilities.”
“What do you want me to do?” Piper asked.
Annabeth picked up a toilet roll and threw it at her. It bounced off her head.
“Ow,” Piper said flatly.
“Can’t stop stuff in midair,” Annabeth said. “Or maybe that was just you not being prepared.”
She threw another, and another. She picked up a fourth and Piper snapped.
“Stop,” she said firmly, and Annabeth’s arm froze involuntarily.
“Shit,” she grunted, her arm straining. “You are powerful.”
“Put down the toilet roll.”
Annabeth’s fingers opened and it fell to the floor.”
“Apologise.”
“Sorry.”
“Apology accepted. Also, I have charmspeak, not fucking telepathy. I thought you were smart, Annie.”
Annabeth’s arm and face went slack. “Holy motherfucking shit.”
Piper smirked, leaning against the sink cupboard. “You seem surprised.”
Annabeth looked at Piper. “What else can you do?”
“Plenty of things. I could make you throw yourself out the window, I could make you pick up a gun and shoot me in the head, I could make you fuck yourself until you passed out. Take your pick.”
Annabeth’s face went red. “What was that last one?”
“An example. I don’t care how much you fuck yourself. Same as I don’t particularly want you to shoot me in the head; just because I suggested it doesn’t mean I want it to happen.”
Annabeth leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. “But you could do it.”
“Probably wouldn’t even take that much effort.”
Annabeth nodded. “Do it then.”
Piper blinked. “What.”
“Go on. Do it. Make me fuck myself in front of you. You have my full consent." She leaned back and crossed one leg over the other with a self-satisfied smirk. "I don’t think you have the power.”
Piper stood and slammed her hands against the wall behind Annabeth, pinning her there. Annabeth’s grey eyes, normally full of determination and stubbornness, we’re showing a strange mix of excited fear and arousal.
“Alright,” Piper purred. “I’ll make you fuck yourself until you can't walk. And I have your full consent?”
“Make sure I’m allowed to speak so I can withdraw it at any time. But yes. As of now, full consent.”
Piper stepped back. “Strip.”
Annabeth’s hands twitched, but otherwise she remained still.
Piper smirked. “I’m sorry. Did you not hear me? I said strip. But keep your underwear on, for now.”
Annabeth obliged immediately, leaving herself in dark blue lingerie. Piper laughed.
“All dressed up for me, are you? It’s like you were planning for this. Were you planning for this?”
Annabeth whimpered.
“Go on, darling. You can tell me.”
Annabeth nodded.
“Words, darling.”
“Yes, I planned this.” She sounded exasperated.
Piper shook her head, as if disappointed. “Take off those panties of yours, darling.”
She did. Piper stepped forward and examined her pussy. She slid one finger down the folds, making Annabeth shiver.
“Annie? Wet already? We’ve barely started. What a slut, honestly.”
Annabeth squirmed at the insult, but didn’t speak against it.
“Take off that bra of yours, darling. You don’t deserve to keep anything from me at all.”
Annabeth obliged. “How are you so good at your charmspeak, Piper? I saw you a week ago, at most.”
Piper threw her head back and laughed. “Oh, Annie. I’m not using charmspeak. You’re doing this all on your own.”
Annabeth’s head snapped up. “What—”
“Surprise! You probably like girls!”
“I knew that years ago.”
Oh.
“Well, darling,” Piper purred. “You have a choice to make. You can sit there and fuck yourself as I tell you exactly what to do, or you can let me pleasure you. You can see what else I can do with this silver tongue.”
Annabeth hesitated, but Piper could see it wasn’t much of a choice for her, anyway.
“Do whatever you want to me, Pipes.”
Piper took off her jorts, leaving her in just her bra and the boyshort underwear she found under her bed that she was 96% sure were clean. “That won’t do, Annie. Say you’re my little slut. Say you’re all mine.”
Annabeth shivered. “Please, Piper. I’m all yours, just please, fuck me now.”
“Such a slut. You’d do anything for me to eat you out, wouldn’t you?” Without waiting for an answer, Piper knelt down between Annabeth’s thighs and started sucking at her clitoris.
Instantly, Annabeth let out a wave of moans. Piper’s tongue ran up and down Annabeth’s wet folds before plunging into her hole, the coolness of her tongue piercing contrasting with the heat that was steadily building inside Annabeth.
“F-fuck, Piper,” Annabeth gasped, weaving her hands into Piper’s hair and shoving her further between her legs.
Piper could feel her own arousal building as she continued to eat Annabeth out, pausing only to catch her breath and to spit insults at the blonde girl. Annabeth herself couldn’t contain her moans.
“I-I’m close, Piper,” she gasped, tearing at Piper’s hair. The pain in her scalp only made her work harder. She could feel Annie getting closer before—
With a scream of pleasure from Annabeth, she came all over Piper’s face, releasing her hair and slumping back against the toilet, panting heavily. Piper stood up, cleaned the cum off her face and licked it off her fingers, before smirking.
“You came very quickly, didn’t you, Annie? Stupid fucking slut.”
Annabeth nodded weakly, gathering her clothes. “I suppose I should get home now.”
“How about we try this next week?” Piper suggested. “I’ll keep practicing.”
Really, she just wanted to see Annabeth hanging off her every word in total submission again. It was hot.
“You don’t have to use your charmspeaking abilities to try and get me to fuck you,” Annabeth said, regaining her tough outer walls and pulling her soaked panties back on. “I’d do it anyway.”
Piper shrugged. “Alright, then. Suit yourself.”
She tried not to stare at Annabeth’s ass as the blonde girl left her apartment.
#pjo#hoo#pipabeth#smut#piper mclean#annabeth chase#piper x annabeth#pjo smut#percy jackson smut#i’m not too proud of the ending but i like the rest of it#reblogs are almost as hot as a part two hint hint
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In My Head, I’m Yours
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Chapter 3: Talk Fast, Romance
It took Annabeth a minute to realize she wasn’t in her own bed. The sheets were softer and she was warm. Usually, her room had a slight draft when she woke up. When she opened her eyes she saw where the heat was coming from—Percy was laying beneath her, his right arm slung around her bare waist.
She closed her eyes again, not wanting this to end. If she could, she’d stay in his bed forever. Forget architecture, she belonged right here in Percy’s arms.
The room smelled like someone had cracked open a window in a beach house. From what she could see, it was clean too. Just one chair in the corner covered with school books and several hoodies; everything else had been neatly put away.
Percy shifted and yawned.
“Morning,” she whispered.
He grinned, “good morning.”
Annabeth tried to sit up but Percy pulled her right back down. She snuggled into his neck.
“Do you have any idea where my phone is?” She murmured against his skin.
“I think I plugged it in last night so it wouldn’t be dead when we woke up.”
He reached over to his nightstand and pulled a phone off the charger.
“Here you go.”
It was nine am. Thalia likely wasn’t awake yet. Annabeth wasn’t sure if Leo made it back to their place last night or if he ended up going home with someone like she did. But Annabeth didn’t want either of her roommates to wake up and find her missing.
She texted Thalia.
Annabeth: went out for coffee and books! Hope you’re not too hungover
Maybe on her way home she’d swing by the bookstore just so her cover did its job. It wasn't unusual for Annabeth to get lost in a used book store for hours; Thalia wouldn’t question it unless she didn’t come home with at least one new book.
Normally she wouldn’t lie to her best friend but she really didn’t need the teasing of her having slept with Percy. When Thalia and Jason got back from California, she’d tell her about her one night stand.
Though she didn’t want to admit it, she needed the time to figure out what sleeping with Percy meant. Even though they hadn’t met before last night, he was intertwined with her life. He was in a band with her childhood friend, who was also Leo’s best friend, and her best friend’s brother. They were probably going to see each other again and Annabeth didn’t want it to be weird when they did.
Plus, she liked Delphi’s music. She didn’t want to be the girl who fucked one of the lead singers. Annabeth just wanted to be a girl who loved their music and maybe was friends with the band.
Gods, she should’ve thought about this last night before she decided to complicate their relationship by having sex. But she was buzzed and Percy was so hot.
He was even hotter with the bedhead that she helped construct. Annabeth ran her hand down his chest. She couldn’t feel the bruises she left there but her mind remembered exactly where they were forming. And she didn’t mind the trip down memory lane of Percy’s abs.
It was from swimming, she knew. He had told her all about the swim team. Found his love for the water early on in life, music came later. He had always loved the guitar but it wasn’t til he met Piper that he realized they might be able to make something of it.
Percy was a senior at Goode College in Manhattan studying marine biology (“If we don’t become rockstars, my fall back is working at an aquarium.”) with a minor in music. He told her about his songwriting class and how he hadn’t realized how much structure was involved in it but Delphi’s songs had benefited greatly from it.
Annabeth wanted to watch his swim meets. If sweaty singer Percy had made her want to jump his bones last night, she could only imagine what a speedo and chlorinated water droplets would do to her.
Her stomach growling broke her thoughts. Percy chuckled and stopped playing with her hair, “should I make some pancakes?”
Annabeth sat up, “pancakes?”
Percy sat up too and smiled, “I know what you’re thinking: he sings like an angel, looks like a god, and he cooks, Percy Jackson is the total package. And you’d be one hundred percent right.
She slapped his chest but it didn’t stop her cheeks from reddening, “shut the fuck up.”
Percy shrugged, “you didn’t say I was wrong.”
Damn him.
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Percy meant it when he told Annabeth he could cook. Growing up it was just his mom and him; together in the kitchen trying new recipes was the best part of his weekends. But his favorite days were rolling out blue chocolate chip cookies and getting to lick the bowl clean afterwards.
His pancakes were perfectly golden brown, topped with chocolate chips, and maple syrup.
“I also have whipped cream if you want it,” he offered, passing a plateful to Annabeth.
She was sitting at his counter wearing his shirt from the night before. He wondered if she bothered with underwear. He also wondered if they could repeat last night before she inevitably left him alone again.
He liked living alone for the most part. It was his senior year and he was tired of bothering with roommates. If campus apartment housing wasn’t cheaper than actual Brooklyn apartments, he would’ve just moved in with Grover. But some days he was lonely. No extra noise to fill the space.
Sometimes he was almost excited at the prospect of moving back home with his mom after graduation. It would be nice to be there to watch his little sister, Estelle, growing up. She had already started kindergarten and Percy could feel those formative years slipping away. They FaceTimed all the time though, Estelle would beg Paul or Sally to “call Per-ski” so much so that Paul had changed Percy’s contact name to Per-ski. Estelle hadn’t really nailed his name just yet.
Annabeth moaning shifted him back to his thoughts of last night. Him breathless on top of her, trying so hard not to finish before getting her off just one more time. Her arching her back and him holding down her hips from between her thighs. Annabeth pulling him up for a kiss and flipping them over with Percy still inside her.
“These pancakes are so good, what the hell did you put in them?”
“Secret recipe,” he joked, zipping his lips and throwing away the metaphorical key.
“I’m going to need access to that,” she said, finishing her last bite.
Percy still had a whole pancake left on his plate but with the way Annabeth was looking at him. Heat in her eyes. He didn’t care one bit how hungry he was, he was ready to work up an appetite instead.
Annabeth didn’t end up leaving his place until 3 pm. They napped together for a couple hours, after all they had a late night. Percy made grilled cheeses for a late lunch. He thought maybe it was all in his head but she didn’t seem to want to go.
He wanted to kiss her again before she left but Percy wasn’t sure if it was appropriate. He did manage to awkwardly ask for her number. They did run in similar circles and were bound to end up in the same room again. If they were going to meet again, he hoped they could be friends since he was in no position to push for more.
Annabeth was way out of his league and Percy counted himself lucky she allowed him in her presence for this long. He wasn’t going to press.
At least, not directly.
That night, Jason found Percy sitting on his living room floor scribbling lyrics on a yellow legal pad. Jason had let himself into the apartment, Percy usually left it unlocked when he was home during the day.
“Um, Perce? I brought dinner.”
Percy looked up then, Jason had a bag from their favorite Chinese place. Shit, what time was it? He didn't realize it was already dinner time. Last night, Jason and he had made these plans.
“Sorry, man. I lost track of the day. Let me get some forks.”
Jason ended up sitting on the floor too. Eating lo mein straight out of his container.
With his mouth full, he asked, “what’s the song?”
Percy swallowed and pulled the paper closer.
“It’s rough but something like…” and then he started to sing.
I don’t wanna think about a moment with you
I’m kinda hoping for forever
Percy hummed the melody. He knew there were some lines still missing.
Goddamnit, we look good together
“It’s good, do we have a chorus yet?” Jason asked.
Percy shook his head. “I only just came up with this today.”
“It’s a great start, do you want to loop Piper in?”
“Not yet, let me work on the chorus first.”
Jason agreed and then launched into the shenanigans he and Leo got up to last night while playing their new version of pool.
Percy was thankful that Jason didn’t immediately assume the song was about Annabeth. Maybe it wasn’t as obvious as he thought.
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Here's the ninth chapter of Freeing death!!!
Am I aware that "Father of Monsters is actually an epithet for Typhon? Yes. Will I still be using it for Poseidon in this story? Also yes.
The portrayal of the Amazons in the Riordanverse was not. It.
There is so much more to the legends of Amazon and Themiskyra, and literally none of the myths with actual base to them mention the warrior women as man hating. In fact, they are actively called "man-loving". Granted, they were also called "man-killing" but did people forget that they were warriors? Warriors kill, and idk how much people know about ancient warrior ethics, but killing children, old people and women who weren't participants of battle was generally considered a grave sin. So obviously the Amazons were called "man killers". Killing women went against the very essence of being a warrior, but men were literally on the dam battlefield.
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Also, why are all the powerful women in the Riordanverse somehow made out to be villainish?? Hera, the literal queen of the Gods and an extremely venerated deity of the Hellenics (y'all her epithets are so fucking cool), is given such a bad character arc. Athena, such an important goddess, and why is she shown like she is? Why is she shown so vengeful against the Romans? She was nearly more important than motherfucking Mars in Roman religion. Mars! The literal Father of the damn city!
The Amazons are given a bad representation, and then Piper is a "quirky" girl and I'm.. disappointed.
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Anyways, I just wanted to make clear that I'm also going to change a lot of things about Percy Jackson and The Olympians, and in The Lost Hero. Those changes will be made known when relevant.
Also to be noted is that the Gods are still assholes, but they do help. They are present in their children's lives, even if they can't show themselves due to the Rules of Existence. They are there, they are supporting their children.
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List of Gods Percy respects:
Sally Jackson (a goddess in her own right)
Poseidon
Amphitrite
Triton (don't tell him that)
Artemis
Apollon
Hestia (obviously)
Persephone
Hades (whose character is going to be changed drastically because canon is horrifically inaccurate)
Demeter
A few others
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The thing about Percy going down to Atlantis twice a week and about him having bi weekly dinners with the whole family? Yeah, none of the Gods know about it. Just you watch as the whole thing blows up.
I mainly use epithets in describing Hera and the other Gods because in Ancient Greece, names were believed to have immense power, and calling a God by their given moniker was belived to attract their attention. Percy does not want any more attention from the Gods than is necessary, fuck you very much.
Also what do you think about the change in the Amazon way of life? I found the books very disappointing as i already said, so I changed it up hehe.
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The upcoming chapter is going to be interesting, that is for sure. The Worship of Artemis Astrateia is a fictional ritual that I made up based on actual facts that we know about the Amazon legends, and I've taken a lot of creative liberties while trying to stay as true to myth as possible.
#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#Freeing Death#The Crown Of Mortality#percy pjo#feral percy jackson#hoo series#monstrous percy jackson#pjo series#canon divergent au#mycenaean percy jackson#frank zhang#hazel levesque#greek mythos#greek mythology#the amazons#hellenic chat#hellenic religion#greek gods#hippolyta#Otrera
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So I've decided to go ahead with watching the latest episode of the Flash. Spoilers below.
Blaine is such a fucking idiot. Wow. Like, that's how he's gonna break Caitlin's dead to the team? And has he considered, even once, that the version of Frost he brings back might not be the one he knew? Frost didn't meet him until after she split from Caitlin. The remnants of Frost in Caitlin - if there are any - may not have the first damn idea who Mark is. But what she will know? Is he killed her sister, that she sacrificed her life to save, in order to bring Frost back.
Oh wow, what a complete and utter moron, I hate Blaine so damn much.
Where's Hartley, I'm tired of the Snow plotline already.
Oh, there he is. Flirting with his boyfriend and they're adorable. Oooh, do Hartley and Roderick own this club? The flirting made it sound like they do. Or at least Hartley does. He and Roderick being adorable together is so great. This is everything I've wanted for those two since Roderick stopped being Sleeping Beauty in S6. (Gosh has it been that long?)
Pied Piper vs. the Fiddler - I do like the way their sound tech interacts and the fight, though short, is fun.
(No seriously can someone just stab Mark Blaine a few times. Whoops, he's dead, how terrible, let's forget about him immediately? Like, is he just being particularly awful in this episode or has what little tolerance I have for him eroded entirely after skipping most of S8?)
Anyway, Snow does not seem thrilled about Mark's plan. She's probably afraid to die and is too 'new' to life to be able to admit it. And I have to wonder if really she's just Caitlin with amnesia and Frost's powers?
Anyway, seriously, just fuck Blaine.
Thank goodness Hartley still knows where all the stuff in Caitlin's lab is. Or at least has a general idea, anyway. Though I'd like to think sometimes he just hung out with Caitlin for old times sake.
Oh no. Barry please do not make excuses for Blaine. I'm so tired of this guy. Though Barry being all cryptic on 'we have to go' is hilarious.
Chester - TECHNOBABLE
Iris follows that so much better than I did. She's so smart and awesome and let me just fangirl over her a bit.
Hartley muttering at, and cussing out, his gloves as he tries to repair them. Most relatable moment on this episode so far.
Snow certainly has Caitlin's desire to help people, worrying about Hartley clearly being hurt. And she realizes how worried about Roderick Hartley is. Listening to him worry about Roderick. Awww
But Snow makes a good point. Change is something you have to choose for yourself. Trying to force a change for someone else isn't going to work. *staring right at Blaine* But Hartley has already changed - while having Roderick back in his life may have made choosing to change easier, Hartley made that choice before Roderick was saved and thought there was no way to save Roderick. He made that choice when he went to save Barry from Godspeed. Everything after was just follow through.
Everyone fighting over who Snow should die to resurrect. Do any of them even hear themselves? How awful and, quite frankly, like bad guys they sound? She's her own person now and she deserves to live, even if the way she came into the world was awful.
>_<
Okay, so Iris' reasons for choosing Frost are kinda dumb. *sigh*
Snow loves nature. (Sky High anyone???) Snow is very sweet, but I do think they're spending too much time drawing out this plot line. That said I'm so glad that Cecile at least actually takes the time to ask Snow what she wants.
All this retconning with Thomas Snow. Seriously, none of that fits in the established Caitlin&Frost timeline. How much did the multiverse reboot change Caitlin and Frost's origins? But whatever, at least they finally decided it should be Snow's choice.
(No, really, what would make more sense is if Thomas had considered using a CRC type machine to get rid of Icicle but ultimately was too afraid Icicle would use it to kill him instead. Then that could have been a development that happened later when he locked himself away to try and find a 'cure' to Icicle. And a brain scan from Caitlin's childhood? What did they want to do, restore Caitlin to a twelve year old's mentality? Brains change over time. Oh wow, so much was not thought through in this retconning.)
Oh no! Roderick! Hartley, seriously, learn to ask for help when you need it? Lucky him, Barry came anyway and showed him what he needed to do to save Roderick.
Hartley - You figure it out, I'm busy. *grinning at Roderick because awwwwwww look he's so in love*
Snow picking the name Khione - I'm so glad she got to pick her own name.
That said, seriously. Who is gonna tell Cisco about all this? He's gonna be so pissed off.
Hartley destroying the CRC. Yes, finally, someone with some sense around here. Well, if we can't have Cisco and Caitlin friendship this season, I'm liking the Hartley and Khione friendship. Blaine threatening Hartley... is it bad I'm hoping something comes of that so Hartley can kick Mark Blaine's butt? Since clearly Hartley's the only one with any sense whatsoever.
Let's hope Hartley sticks around for more episodes. *finger crossed*
Iris, yes, make fun of Barry's dancing more please. Someone stop him. And Chester. Please. This is the kind of dancing Angel was terrified of dancing like on AtS.
Oooh, looks like Hartley will be in the next episode too. (checked out the trailer for ep 3) Guess I'll be checking in for that one too.
So it does seem like no one is properly upset or grieving over Caitlin or really mourning her which... is disappointing. Barry at least feels guilty over their last interaction but Blaine's just like 'let's kill her extra dead for Frost's sake'. Ah yes, what a wonderful person he was for Frost to date.
All the 'this is what Caitlin would want' going on just sounds like them handwaving over the fact that Caitlin was grieving and depressed, never got the help she needed for the multiple traumas and deaths of loved ones she endured, and she was not in any way, shape, or form thinking clearly when she tried to resurrect Frost. Her death was a terrible and preventable tragedy and it's like no one wants to look too hard or else they'll have to accept their culpability in failing one of their friends. But sacrificing Khione to resurrect Caitlin or Frost would have just been repeating Caitlin's mistakes so... it took them way too long to come to an answer that should have been obvious as the only ethical choice from the start.
Anyway, I want more Hartley and Roderick being cute together because they're now the cutest couple on the show. Sorry Barry and Iris, but you've been usurped by the cute and flirty duo. But then Barry and Iris were only the cutest couple on the show 'cause Cisco and Kamilla left, so... *shrug* (Grant and Candice do what they can with the show's writing, but 'babymoon'? They're not spinning that as romantic, there's just no way. But at least they're acknowledging that Iris should be pregnant sometime relatively soonish.)
(I did actually go back and watch Ep1 before this. And, um... it had some good parts. But I also skipped around a lot 'cause I got bored. It was not the best time loop episode i've ever seen. It was middling of the road as far as episodes went and reminded me more of the reasons why it took me so long to start shipping Barry/Iris on the show in the first place. Namely, did Iris ever actually choose Barry? Or did she, after Eddie died, let herself get pushed into a relationship that she didn't necessarily want because everyone was pushing Barry as her destiny? Not that she didn't clearly find happiness with Barry, but... well, this is one of the reasons why i say canon does them dirty. Barry/Iris has been hit and miss as a result and it's not a good sign that the final season started off with something that felt more like a miss than a hit.)
#kitkatt0430 watches#the flash#season 9 episode two#hear no evil#season 9 spoilers#so does it seem like blaine is being set up to be a villain later in the season?#'cause i've got that impression now#and i want hartley to kick his butt#once again team flash struggles to do the ethical thing because protagonist centered morality means they must always be right
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I posted 6,471 times in 2022
That's 4,155 more posts than 2021!
107 posts created (2%)
6,364 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 650 of my posts in 2022
#white he devil - 166 posts
#wally west - 117 posts
#ask me - 85 posts
#ask meme - 47 posts
#roy harper - 18 posts
#my fic - 16 posts
#linda park - 15 posts
#batflash - 14 posts
#kyle rayner - 12 posts
#louis has done nothing wrong ever in his life - 12 posts
Longest Tag: 113 characters
#and then they're like 'listen to black ppl' but pick and choose only the ones that make them seem the most 'woke'
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
love how Roy found out his daughter is alive, and then proceeded to completely forget that she exists again in order to fuck around monitoring tests and doing nothing at all; love that energy for him
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#4
absolute proof that roy harper is bisexual
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#3
you know what? i'm gonna big brain this shit.
the only valid day job wally should ever have is preschool teacher
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#2
absolute proof bruce/wally is real
105 notes - Posted April 29, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Wally, repressed bisexual: I mean, everyone is into both and you just choose??? Ergo, I'm straight
Piper:
Wally: So why did you choose to be gay, Piper?
Piper, softly: I can't believe I'm gonna fuck him
143 notes - Posted May 4, 2022
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Dreaming.
"Uh, no. No no no no no no no. I refuse. Fuck off."
"Come on, it'll be fun! Just a one-time thing, a lark—"
"I said no."
Leo hated parties. He'd actually quite enjoy them, if it weren't for that idiot Octavian always trying to ruin it. Last time, it was spiking his Sprite with so much vodka Leo couldn't even remember what had happened next. The one before, trying to hook him up with every girl in the vicinity. Now, it was trying to bed him.
"I'll make sure you won't forget—"
"Octavian! No."
Octavian scowled and pushed him. "I don't like that word."
"Well, get used to it. Go wank yourself off in the bathroom if you're so desperate."
Octavian's scowl deepened and he forcefully kissed Leo. Leo kneed him in the crotch and ran away as the other yowled in pain.
He ran straight out of the club and into some guy outside.
"Sorry, sorry—" Leo said, trying to run again.
"Hey, are you okay? I saw that guy force himself on you in there—" The stranger was holding Leo by the shoulders and looking at him with concern.
"Yeah, he did. And he'll do it again. I've gotta run."
"But—"
All this was wasting time. Indeed, Octavian had seen him and was about to catch up.
"Fuck." Leo made to run again, but Octavian caught him by the sleeve.
"Leo!" Octavian cried, but the stranger Leo had rammed into had grabbed Leo's hand and pinned Octavian with an accusatory glare.
"Leo, do you know this guy?" he asked.
Octavian looked confused. Leo understood that the guy was trying to save his ass, and appreciated it. He played along.
"No, I don't." He leaned into the stranger's side and frowned at Octavian. "Let's go."
"Of course." The stranger led him to a motorcycle parked nearby. He gave him his helmet and Leo hopped on behind him. They rode off into the night, leaving an astonished Octavian behind.
The stranger swerved into a quiet road and stopped the bike. He turned to Leo and asked, "You good?"
Leo took the helmet off. "Yeah. Thank you."
Should he get off now? Give him back his helmet and leave?
"No problem," he replied, smiling. He had a very nice smile.
"I, uh. I never caught your name?" Leo tried.
"Oh! Sorry, that was silly of me. I'm Frank."
"Frank." It suited him. "Well, chuffed to meet you, Frank. And thanks, really."
"It really isn't a problem." The guy—Frank—smiled again. Damn, Leo was possessed of the urge to keep making him do that.
"I, uhm—" Leo had no idea what to say next.
"Do you need to get anywhere? Since we're already, you know, on the bike."
Leo considered. "Well ... he lives really close to me. I don't wanna go back home."
"A friend's house maybe? I don't mind."
Leo didn't want to tell Piper he'd willingly gone out with Octavian again. Or any of his friends, really. There was nowhere he could go.
Frank saw his hesitation and shyly said, "Listen, if you, uh—if you don't have anywhere to go, you can crash at my place for the night. If you want to."
Leo wondered if this guy was either a predator, or really just genuinely this nice. Any choice was better than Octavian.
"Really?" Leo asked.
"Yeah! I'd hate to leave you out here alone."
"Then ..." Leo nodded. Frank placed the helmet back onto Leo's head—a gesture which touched him greatly—and revved up the engine again.
Frank's place was intimidatingly nice. Leo looked around, at the paintings, at the guitars, at the pictures. Frank led him to a spare bedroom.
And he slept. Woke up the next morning. Everything was fine.
Except this wasn't the room he'd fallen asleep in. This wasn't Frank's house. It looked familiar, but Leo's brain was too foggy to recall why.
Foggy? Was he drunk?
A body beside him moved. "Morning," said Octavian's sleepy voice.
Dammit.
He'd had the same dream for months now. It was how they'd met: Frank had saved him from Octavian, he'd let him stay at his place, they'd become friends and then later became boyfriends. Everything was right in the world.
But then. Then. Frank was out on that damnable motorbike of his and got run over. The doctors told him that it happened too quick for him to have felt any pain.
How did they know? How did they know Frank died painlessly? What if they were wrong? What if it had hurt a lot? What if—
It was no use now. Ever since Frank had passed, Leo had relapsed into his old self-destructive habits. Hence why he'd just slept with Octavian. Again.
There was no point to anything with Frank gone. Leo was only counting down the days till he joined him.
oop @shittygaypornmagazinedotcom this one's for you tay. angst hours recommenced. also @petulant-poet :))
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TR 274
One chapter down, four left to go in the series. Wakui will probably give us nothing...
So on his death day Shin was out there looking for the old man he killed in his timeline? Did this dude think that just because the dude was homeless he would stick to one place forever? Come on Shinichiro! It solves the mystery though on why he was at S.S. Motor late at night though and it wasn't fixing up Mikey’s bike like fanon claimed. It would have been better imo.
I forget some times that this version of Shinichiro is still the same one from the og time line. So what feels like forever to us is just a few minutes to him. How come Baji fail to realize that Shin owned this bike shop though? Mikey would have been bragging about it.
Even though I know its coming I still can’t get over this scene.
So Kazutora got dark impulses too by killing Shin? Wait, this solves nothing at fucking all. This is just keep piling up even more questions, Wakui!
Holy shit! I mean on one hand, Kazutora proved that he’s a prophet since he’s telling no lies. Out of context, this looks like a gang initiation.
So Shin had the ability for like less than a week and he died. That’s rough buddy. Did Wakasa sat Mikey down and told him all this during a private KMG meeting? I would pay to see the chapter.
Look at my girl Senju! SHE’S OKAY! Sue me, I have a soft spot for the younger Akashi siblings. Except you Takeomi you can choke. The tumblr who keeps track of the Haitaini’s appearance must be extremely happy finally looking at these two. Every single one of the Tenjiku looks surprised - Mochi, Shion, Ran, Rin - at this development. I bet Taiju choosing to see Takemichy fight Mikey he would see more blood and less talk. I agree completely.
Kazutora was the only one who lived with the dark impulses and still came out okay....somewhat in the Bonten timeline. Ain’t that a bitch. There IS a way to live with the dark impulses or tame them. I don’t know what to say about South since his character was pretty much spat on with everything Wakui is trying to cram down out throats.
I feel bad for Mikey in here. Instead of asking for help at the beginning, he thought he could handle it all by himself. It’s times like these that Mikey isn’t so invincible and he’s just a dumb, lost kid.
Uh did you forget that your ass got hospitalized last time you got a dose of dark impulses? Do you really think this is a good idea? I can’t help you dude if you want to live the comatose life.
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You could see the future then and it still didn’t save you! I still think this is a horrible idea that will lead to your death, bruh. The cynical part of me is hoping you get your shit wrecked because all this power of friendship is overplayed in manga and I want to see evil win.
These kids are dumb ass hell and they are in high school during this time right. Well, those in Toman at least since those in Kantou are old as shit. They can’t go to a temp agency or something. Why they gotta rely on Mikey to build his criminal empire?
Tokyo Revengers could have ended sooner if Mikey did something like this. (Piper grieving Prue still gets to me til this day no matter how long ago it was.) All this time travel drama is annoying and confusing to me and probably the other spectators in the fight.
Random gangster: Wait, so Mikey is possessed?
Other random gangster: No, you dumbass! He’s cursed! Didn’t you pay attention?!?!
#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers spoilers#tokrev#sano manjiro#sano mikey#hanagaki takemichi#takemichy#sano shinichiro
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Incorrect Quotes Meme
I was tagged by both @italiangothicwriteblr and @worldstogetlostin to do the incorrect quotes meme so I decided to do one for (almost) every story and just see how accurate they are.
Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
Celestials
Seneria: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Gheist: I’m worried about you.
Accuracy: 10/10
The Deadlands
Genevieve: Where are your parents?
Margherita: What are parents?
Genevieve: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Accuracy: 8/10
The Desert of Claw and Fang
Safa: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Rahim: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Safa: Rahim, those are omelettes.
Rahim: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
Accuracy: 7/10
Dragon's Daughter
Felisjyta: Do you take constructive criticism?
Errys: No, only cash or credit.
Accuracy: 8/10 (sad Patrice didn't get selected though)
The Gryphon of Sirray
Yom: When's the last time you slept?
Enori: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Yom: A few- how many?!
Enori: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Yom: What you need is sleep!
Accuracy: 9/10
Hoofbeats
Kadife: N... No!
Tirzha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Accuracy: 11/10
The Huntress of Anihwen
Tanwen: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
Siani: Opposite over hypotenuse.
Siani: Dipshit.
Accuracy: 6/10
Into the Witch's Wood
Robin: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought!
Frost: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
Accuracy: 7/10 (if it had pulled Ingrid instead of Frost, it would've been 10/10)
Laero
Nelli: Retta just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Accuracy: 10/10
Magic Black As Knight
Bracken: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Swanahild: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Accuracy: 9/10
but also because it pulled those two and I really wanted these idiots:
Iskandar: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Clovis: Iskandar, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Accuracy: 10/10
Miracles
Arwyn: I am a responsible adult!
Guiscard: *raises brow*
Arwyn: I am an adult.
Accuracy: 8/10
Northbound
Risaul: We have a problem.
Kyraen: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Accuracy: 100/10
Second Chances
Mahesha: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Izare: Apparently, we're not.
Accuracy: 6/10
The Swan Husband
Catkin, texting Celendine: I’m a theif.
Celendine: Thief.
Catkin: Theif.
Celendine: I before E except after C.
Catkin: Thceif.
Celendine: NO.
Accuracy: 7.5/10
Temitope
Computer: Please enter a password.
Temitope: *types in Sigrid*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Temitope: How fucking DARE YOU-
Accuracy: 8/10
The Thief Queen
Zephyral: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Piper: Where did you get that?
Zephyral: My pocket.
Piper: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Zephyral: Skills.
Accuracy: 10/10
Untitled 1
Dante: You’re jealous.
Nyari: Jealous?
Dante: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Nyari: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
Accuracy: 6/10
Untitled 2
Liu Tengfei: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Li Mujin: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Liu Tengfei, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Accuracy: 7/10
Untitled 3
Tiarnach: Do you have a self-care routine?
Anrikas: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Accuracy: 9/10
I'm tagging @emilyoracle @muddshadow @jess-p-edits @memento-morri-writes and @magefaery if you want to!
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interview with blair (self para-ish.)
Maxwell T. Friedman, whether fans like it or not, is the face of AEW having recently won the AEW World Championship from jon moxley at full gear on november 19. No matter where he goes or what he says, though, one thing is clear: he is the heel; he is the bad guy. whether it's flipping off the cameras at UFC 282 or taking shots at pro wrestling legends, he makes himself the story. And in an interview with TODAY.com on monday, his wife blair moreau shed a little light on what it's like living with the man behind the character, so to speak. or, if he's even playing a character at all.
"i really don't think of him as MJF. I think of him as max and my husband, the man i fell in love with" moreau said, before declaring "there's really no difference between who he is online and on TV versus how he is in person. It's just him through and through." ultimately though, she insists he lives and breathes wrestling while noting just how often he wears his championship around the house. "he wears the belt all the time around the house," she continued. "i don't blame him, i would do the same."
MJF even takes his persona so far to the point where he asks moreau to call him "champion of the world," which prompts an eye roll here and there. but at the end of the day, she doesn't mind it all that much, eye-rolls and all. "and when he does that, I'm like, you know what, fuck it," she added. "I'll call him the champion of the world and I'll let him wear the belt. whatever makes him happy makes me happy." she also added " he will put the belt on our fur babies, piper, luna and bentley and call them champions.. it's the cutest thing in the damn world. "
MJF and moreau met back in 2019 when the company first started "funny story when we first actually met.. it wasn't on "great" terms. i slipped coffee on his fancy suit and being that she little frenchy ,shy girl that i am ..i was nervous because i'll admit back in the days everyone knew max as MJF not max like i do. and he was a scary guy but he didn't freak out on me or made tony fire me.. which still has me shocked to this day. " but she insists what really won her over was when the salt of the earth took french classes to understand her better " one day at work when we first dating he came up to me and started speaking french i was like "what the fuck?" but i just knew that day .. he was one because what guy would do that for a girl? you know. ever since then it's been an amazing ride. " moreau also talked about rumors of them getting hitched in vegas " you know people think we got hitched in vegas but honestly, we didn't. i didn't want a big fancy wedding. i just wanted it to be me and him , when i told him i didn't want a fancy wedding it made him happy. one day after work after his segment with wardlow when he came backstage i ran up to him and said " let's do it. let's get married at the courthouse..i can't wait another day to be your wife and i'll never forget it he took my hand and said" i thought you never ask.. fuck" we ran across the street and we did it. ugh i'm just so in love with this man. i don't know how i got so lucky."
#(self para.)#(interview with blair.)#(// an actually interview his lady did. but yeah.added a few things myself.)
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@ncpotism,
— piper
as hard as she tried, boys tended not to pay attention to piper. it wasn’t like she wasn’t putting the effort in, she’d done everything her girl friends had told her to do, bought all the short skirts and push up bras she could afford, laughed at their dumb jokes and dropped everything she possibly could for the excuse of bending over. none of it had worked, they always ended up with other girls and she was left feeling a fool. maybe that was why she’d been flirting with her professor, he was so out of her league that at least there would be no rejection, it was just a bit of practice for the other boys. she thought he was gorgeous, obviously, but it wasn’t like she ever thought in a million years they’d be where they were now, with nathan confessing how hard she made him and how badly he wanted her. it felt as though she’d been hit by a bus, the sudden realization that she had managed to turn someone on made her suddenly hyper aware of her stupid little plaid skirt and lacy white shirt, the one she wore purposefully because you could see her rosy nipples poking against the sheer fabric. it was embarrassing and yet she’d never been so wet before. “i… i don’t know what to say, sir.” she almost whispered the words, unsure what she could possibly say to such a confession. “i didn’t― honestly, i didn’t think you would notice me. no one else had before and i― i was just practicing.” it was humiliating to be in her twenties and to only have had one proper sexual experience, though she didn’t want to admit that to him and make herself appear to be desperate; even though that was exactly what she was.
Practicing. Practicing. P r a c t i c i n g ?! Oh, he was going mad. Absolutely fucking mad. “Prac—practicing?” A laugh escaping him, rolling deep from within and now he had to look away from her. “Jesus fucking Christ, this is embarrassing for me.” Still chuckling as he ran his hands over his face, “Oh my god, you didn’t even... So you weren’t... Jesus fuck,” he could feel the heat radiating off his face. “I... I’m so sorry,” he said, turning to face her, directing his gaze to her face — her face and not...anywhere else. Certainly not her skirt, not her blouse that quite frankly...was not hiding a damn thing. He hated how his cock still swelled, still twitched as he tried not to glance, but still somewhat did. “Piper, I’m...so sorry, I just...really unloaded a lot on you that... Was clearly just...entirely one sided on my part. Practicing. I can’t...” There was a pause in thought, brows furrowed in slight confusion. “Wait,” brown eyes betraying his initial thought and roamed her in full, from the little skirt to see through blouse, no bra, making him wonder if she even bothered with knickers. “...no one’s...noticed you before? I find that hard to believe, I mean... You always look... I think — you bloody well know what I think, I made that pretty obvious now.” Shaking his head, “You don’t...need all that. You know? You’re very beautiful and smart, if no one sees that, then.... Fuck ‘em. And not, actually go try and fuck them, like, forget them. They’re not... Who exactly were you...practicing on me....for? Because if it was for that jock, well, mission accomplished. He was constantly drooling over you so much I wanted to punch him, Piper. You’re not as...invisible as you think you are.”
#ncpotism#with every kiss we're closer to a masterpiece — interactions#turning the pages yielding out knowledge to those that yearn for it — nathan's educating story#nathan x piper — 001#ty for replying~ hope this is okay
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