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#how dare you!
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WHEN I CATCH YOU RICK?! WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!!
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matriarchybarbie · 4 months
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i saw something where SCUM was rebranded as the 'Society for Cutting Up Misogynists.'
way to completely defang the original idea and yet again reduce misogyny to some nebulous thing that just mysteriously happens to women instead of males purposefully choosing violence against women.
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needle-noggins · 3 months
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@mydetheturk is trying to murder me, personally, with millionsummers
this will end in blood (most likely a millionsummers fic for body horror week)
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mydetheturk · 9 months
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So I'm working on my latest dark tower read (still) and I finally picked up my copy of Gunslinger. And I Remembered Where I Am in it and I stared at my kindle like "I don't. I don't want to go through this again. It hurts that it happens, that this is the First Book But I Don't Want To Do This Scene Again"
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littledragonkana · 2 months
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SHE KILLED MY SECOND FAVOURITE CHARACTER OFF!
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ESMOND HONEY YOU DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER! YOU WERE ALMOST FREE! SEVERYN PROMISED HE WOULD FREE YOU OF THE CURSE ONCE THIS WAS OVER!
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meillianna · 1 year
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ME STARING DAGGGERS AT CRWBY BECAUSE WTF THAT WAS MEAN!!!!!!
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athenaefilia · 9 months
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when i signed up to the car seat headrest patreon i was mostly excited for the streams —i didn't expect to be punched in the gut by the newsletters, and yet
"Some days I wake up and I feel the breath of the saints flow through me, and my apartment becomes a monastery."
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nagumoan · 7 months
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i think Sampo would let you tie him up for sure and he looks so hot with that smirk on his face while you tighten the ropes. muscles flexing, the bulge in his underwear so big and rock hard while he makes comments about how he’s excited for you to proceed, maybe a nervous laugh here and there but he’s so cocky about it all hehe
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I would hunt you down were I not in absolute baby mode 😔💔 PLEASE. I detest him so. I would not get far at all because I'd get distracted so easily by his arms and his chest and his bu-
Might just end with me being the one who's tied up but I would not mind that at all 😔🖤 He knows how to take care of someone 100%
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monarchofmayhem · 3 months
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I like Tumblr better when you're not on it. You're always starting something. Usually with me.
PEEEEEEPPPPPEEERRRRSSS!!!
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peachie-kyng · 4 months
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Dreamland
This is completely your fault @agravemisstake
I had dream with Noah from Bad Omens in it last night. It’s just too bad that I was too tired to actually wake up and write it out afterwards.
My brain went “Oh shit! I just dream about that one guy from the one band that Nani likes. Interesting! Now back to sleep.”
So, I don’t remember much. I just remember that apparently we were dating. Cause there was a party at a tattoo shop that he owns. We celebrating something. What? I don’t know. I just know that he got me some really nice pair of shoes made out of jeans. (And I’m tempted to see if I can find them, cause I would totally wear them.) Nonetheless, he lays a sweet kiss on me and then proceed to get fucked up and party like rockstars. It was wild.
Then the next thing I know, it’s the next day and I’m opening up tattoo shop. I’m apparently the receptionist there. And whisper to myself ‘I can’t believe survived last night.’ And think to myself ‘Noah definitely have a hangover and is gonna be a big baby about it.’ Only for three clients to come into the shop. Two guys and one girl. They all was taking about the party from last night before let them know that none of the artists are here yet, but they can chill and wait. Which they do and two other girls come into the shop who just happens to be two of that tattoo artist. So get clients checked in and see what tattoos they want. I forgot what the girl wanted, but the guys was getting matching tattoos. I think they were a couple. Which made one of them come out and ask ‘hey! Aren’t you the girl that’s dating Noah?’ And I just smirk and say ‘Maybe’ and Two girls I work with start chuckling.
And that’s it!
Thank you Nani for being a part of the reason why I had this dream. And to the fanfic I read last night that I sure had little part in this too! 😘
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I dare someone to color the nsfw
Great, now there's water all over my desk.
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coolerthansnow · 4 months
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Excellent explanation
"Very 10cc, very wonderful."
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staycalmandhugaclone · 8 months
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Hey Jenna would you rather fill every single sock the Batch owns with (crunchy) peanut butter and frame it all on Wrecker flawlessly and you are not allowed confess OR be on the ship ride home only to realize you left Crosshair back on the planet and now you have to turn around and confront that whole situation AND YOU CAN'T FUCK ANYONE
Oral doesn't count as fucking. I'll make it up to Crosshair later
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highlifeboat · 5 months
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Coming from that logic, i pronounce you My Favorite Baby-child™😌
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ineffable-edith · 8 months
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AZI INTENDS TO BREAK UP A WEDDING ANNIVERSARY 💀💀💀💀💀
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liska-bystrouska · 2 years
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SO WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT RHYS FUCKIN DARBY IS A VOICE ACTOR FOR THE FISHERMAN/LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER IN MOOMIN VALLEY??!!! EXCUSE ME AAAAAAA-
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