simply think lupe garcía deserves to be lovingly put into one of these bad boys until all the self-loathing evaporates out

Vida 3x02 Cast Live Tweets (3 /4)

Cara: Ahh! Mari w/o blue lipstick!!! Chelsea, you are slaying this ep. Chelsea: Mari can’t go out there without her armor, her blue lipstick Ser: No, Mari, do you, put on them blue lips, blue lips! Mishel: yup! be you Mari Tonatiuh: True BLUE Mari!

Tanya: THOSE are the condolence flowers Lyn shows up with? That's the best she can do? smh Mishel: slim pickings at the corner store

Chelsea: Stands and delivered looks like a success Tonatiuh: I want to go to it for real right now Ser: One of my favorite movies in Stand and Deliver- thanks writers! bravo Ser: Go Dj Greg! 🚨🚨🚨 Ser: Yes, ChulitaVINYL in the house!! Technically in Vida! Ser: Damn, I miss these pop ups more than I knew😭 Cara: We filmed this scene til 2am. And it was the night of the World Series.. game whatever. And the crane above me was playing the whole thing Tanya: A bit of Trivia: Half of our background extras left by 4am... they just pooped out so I made my support staff do background WITH ME. That's me back there on some shots trying to take up space.

Tonatiuh: If I have to hear my partners ex call her "monshooshoo" I would punch them Ser: Dyke drama alert! Ser: Zoe’s eyes are unreal! Esti: Right?!?! Cara really made that shit pop off. I stan for Zoe! Cara: Aww yay, 1 Zoe fan. She’s not that bad.. maybe just misunderstood. Mishel: She's been up for days waiting for Nico to show up Cara: And when she didn’t show.. she took this s*%# into her own hands. Mishel: Dang, why's life so messy sometimes. Tonatiuh: Wait... how many times has Nico had other partners... "her little dalliances" Tanya: Nico is so shady shady! Roberta How COULD you?! Ser: You just had to, Zoe... just HAD to... Cara: Tanya made me do it. Tanya: Listen, why should she not out her wife? Just saying... Chelsea: Wait what? Married!?!?! 😱😱😱 Mishel: cue heartbreak.... Emma tried Tanya: That's a lesson for her: Never try again. Tonatiuh: No! Keep your heart open. Try communicating! Adrian: Nico! Married?!😱 oh noooo is the ice queen gonna make a comeback?!! Vida: Are you still Team Nico after this? Cara: I’m team Zoe. Just saying... Chelsea: Cara, you killed this episode emotional and deadly. You killed Emico so I kinda hate you but still love you! Cara: I kinda love/hate Zoe too. It’s a thin line. Cara: Wow! Such an incredible cast and amazing writing lead by Tanya ... being on VIDA even if Zoe was causing trouble was a dream. Tanya: You were marvelous as Zoe! I loved working with you, sister! Cara: Ughh that means more to me than you know. It was a dream job... and it’s not over yet.. more Zoe next week.

Chelsea: Wow Emma is actually handling that well Chelsea: Okay spoke too soon, she’s seeing ghost lol Tanya: Woah, was that Vida on VIDA ???? Ser: La Raza Unida... JAMÁS SERÁ VENCIDA! .... except Emma she looks defeated. Tonatiuh: it's okay to feel Emma!

Ser: Now they’re orphans, like Emma and me😂😂😂ay, Lynn! Tonatiuh: I love Doña Lupe! Tanya: Everyone needs a good bruja in their lives. Vida: Doña Lupe has the dirt on everyone. Chelsea: Doña Lupe with all the information... good and bad Ser: Doña Lupe can’t lie! Adrian: Everyone needs a Doña Lupe in their lives! Vida: Is Emma right, or should she try to make up for lost time? Chelsea: Emma right he didn’t look for them, or did he??? Tonatiuh: Seriously, their dad is a grown ass man..

Vida: Emma let her guard down only to feel betrayed😔 Ser: Is Nico bullshit tho?? Esti: Disagree! She is only technically married... and they've been dating for one weekend. Ser: Haha is it one weekend? Dang Vida time is stretched ooouuttt Esti: They hooked up for one weekend. Ser: Damn... what day is it? I thought the quarantine got me fucked up with time, pero no, es Vida.😝 Ser: Love is ‘a moment of weakness’ for Emma... 👀 Mishel: oof... or maybe just maybe... it's strength? Ser: Love is the higher frequency 💓 Chelsea: Ice queen Emma is back. She’s a savage, can turn it off just like that. Mishel: She's got to tho. It's how she's survived this long. Chelsea: Very true but also sad Mishel: *sigh* yeah.. so much pain :( Tonatiuh: Heaux try you. Have to put them in their place

The Countess Dracula

What if Dracula’s wife did not die as he was lead to believe?.... based on the bbc tv show Dracula (2020)

All she could hear was foot steps against tile in the distance and a quiet argument that was drowned out by a rapid thud in her ears before the argument stopped as well as the foot steps. “Is she awake and stable?” A dulled masculine voice said as the woman adjusted to the light being shone in her face. “She is awake but stable? We are yet to see.” Another voice said in answer to the other. She tried to shield her eyes away from the light but was unable to the sudden feeling of metal wrapped around her wrists. “ Ce-i cu asta? Unde mă aplec?” The woman muttered as she looked at the metal restraints that attached her to the wall of a glass room before wincing at how dry her throat. “Ah hello there madam, I am sure you are very confused as to where you are yes?” The man said as he walked up to the glass that divides him and the woman. “Tu cine esti? De ce vorbești așa?” The woman asked as she looked at him, her simply smiled at her as he observed her figure and face intensively. “Can someone get a translator here please we can’t understand a word she is saying.” The second man said in an irritated tone before a thin woman rushed in, first nodding to the two men in front of her then turned and bowed to the woman. “Bună ziua contesa mea! Este plăcerea mea să te cunosc, sper că te simți confortabil aici, dar mă îndoiesc că va face cătușele. Eu sunt Juliet Sumsbery.” Juliet smiled brightly as she looked upon the woman. Slowly standing the Countess looked upon Juliet with a curiosity. “Vorbești limba mea, deși nu ești de poporul meu, sunt impresionat. Unde sunt Juliet? De ce sunt aici? De ce tu și ceilalți doi bărbați purtați haine atât de ciudate?” Juliet bit her lip as her face drained of most of its colour when she turned to the men before turning back to the Countess. Nu-ți amintești ai ajuns aici, contesă?” The woman sighed as she grabbed a chair and sat in front of the Countess. “Ai fost găsit într-un castel abandonat din Alpii Transilvaniei acum câteva zile, erai într-o cutie de sticlă... Credem că a fost sicriul tău..." the Countess face contorted, unable to process what the woman had just said. “Inițial am crezut că ai murit, dar imediat ce am deschis și ți-am examinat corpul, unul dintre oamenii de știință și-a tăiat degetul mare accidental... Se pare că ai tras odată ce ai mirosit sângele și l-ai secat pe omul sângelui înainte de a leșinu. Noi inițial te-am pus într-un ceil înainte de a face această cameră pentru tine." Tears began to form in the Countess’s eyes as she started to remember flashes of what transpired. “Îți amintești ai intrat în sicriu? Cât timp ai fost acolo?" The countess then looked up to Juliet. “Nu... Mi Nu știu de cât timp sunt în sicriu, nu-mi amintesc am ajuns acolo și nici de ce... Știi cât timp?" Juliet gulped lightly as she looked into the countess’s eyes with sadness. “Credem că ești în sicriul de sticlă de vreo 420 de ani..." the countess fell to her knees as she fell into shock before screaming loudly in anguish causing Juliet and the two men to back away from her. “We are truely sorry if this news causes you some pain Madam.” One of the men said sympathetically as he walked up to the glass. “W-where...is...my....husband?” The countess said slow as she slowly looked up to the man with bloody tears staining her cheeks. “Ah so you do know English!” The other man said abruptly before getting a stern look from Juliet. “I..know little.” She muttered. “Where...is...my...husband.” The countess asked one last time. Juliet walked up to the glass to join the man. “We do not know where the Count Dracula is I am sorry Countes-.”  The Countess cuts her off abruptly. “Elisabeth... you may call me Elisabeth.”

(For the Romanian to English go to here -> https://www.translator.eu/english/romanian/translation/. Thank you for reading!!!)