Y/N: I love murder mysteries!
Aemond, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Daemon: I'm gonna steal a dragon egg for a child we don't have and invite the king to Dragonstone to a wedding we didn't plan.
Mysaria: What? Why?
Daemon: Rhaenyra is pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
(Also hi I'm back on my incorrect quotes bs again)
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Aegon: So you like Aemond?
Y/N: Yes...Thoughts?
Aegon: and prayers, girl what
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Flight attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure!
Enid: *grabs Wednesday next to her and holds her tightly against her chest*
Enid: Do you feel secure?
Wednesday : I will hit you.
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Aegon(texting y/n): Them titties tho lol
Aemond: This is her boyfriend
Aegon: Tell her I said "them titties tho"
Aemond: Where tf do you want to be buried
Aegon: in those titties bro duh!!
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aegon, drunk out of his mind: i don't know who you are, but my brother is going to find you and kill you for kidnapping me
aemond, just trying to get him back to his rooms: your brother is definitely going to kill someone.
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incorrect house of the dragon 3/?
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Jacaerys: The time to act is now.
Jacaerys: Wink, wink.
Y/N: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Jacaerys: Oh, sorry.
Jacaerys: Wink.
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Robert Baratheon: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Rhaenyra Targaryen: Yeah? So could another human being. Or a dog... *smirks* or a wild boar.
Robert:
Rhaenyra: Or a dedicated duck. You're not special, Bobby.
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Aegon, staring at Y/N with heart eyes:
Aemond, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.
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Aemond: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Aemond: That one. I want that one.
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