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staff · 1 year

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Saddle up.

If your mutuals like horses, clicking, and scooping up poop, then have we got news for you. Our new game featuring our old friend, Horse Friend, is available on TumblrMart to all desktop users from today, October 28. Give the gift of horseship.

Horse what now?

Horse Friend is simple: when someone gifts you Horse Friend, you are bestowed with a little horse, typically with a ridiculous name, which will open in a small box in the bottom-right corner of the dash. Your horse will stroll and poop, and you must click on each feces to clean it up. Days will pass (in the game, of course) but there will be limited time to scoop, and if time runs out before the mess is cleaned, your horse sadly passes away and you must hatch (yes, “hatch”) a replacement. The aim of the game is to keep your horse alive for as long as possible. That is the circle of life, after all.

How do I buy it?

Horse Friend is now ready to gift to your friends from TumblrMart for just $2.99. Please note each purchase will only be available to play for 24 hours once your mutual opens the gift. It is currently available to all desktop users worldwide, but don’t worry, mobile folk—it will be available to buy from Android and iOS to play on web soon.

Any questions? Then please drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more updates on @changes.

#features #horse friend

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course · 1 year

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You don’t need to buy him. Just follow me and I can be just as much of a nuisance in your life, but forever.

#horse #horses #horseblr #tumblr #horse friend

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justbusterkeaton · 1 year

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The Blacksmith 1922

#buster keaton #the blacksmith 1922 #the blacksmith #silent film #silent comedy #1920s #1920s cinema #golden age of hollywood #silent movies #slapstick #comedy #horses of tumblr #horse friend

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elsaqqa · 2 months

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ارخي رسنها واتركها على اطباع أصلها أن كانت أصيله تخون الدنيا وتصونك

#elsaqqa #horse friend #horselover #horses of tumblr #horse racing #horse

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ariadne-mouse · 1 year

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😂 thank you friend!! I have read nothing about this and simply decided to fuck around and find out

It seems I am now the very proud owner of this wee little tamagotchi-looking creatchur

it is a weak little victorian child with a -5 CON who begins dying immediately once in the presence of its own poop

His name is Rot and he is 12 days old and has pooped 27 times.

He survives only with my interventions every 10-30 seconds.

(I have had to close this draft post several times to go rescue him. The above poop numbers are no longer accurate.)

Rot is going to die.

#thanks for this fun little game!!#horse friend #op #hellsite (affectionate)

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janky · 1 year

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janky emojis: tumblr starter pack

by @superchlorine free for non-commercial use

:janky-horse: :janky-heart: :janky-unverified: :janky-fieri: :janky-tumblr: :janky-thumbs-up: :janky-pizza: :janky-crab: :janky-rocket:

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murkycrush · 8 months

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Adolin & Gallant 💙 The fact Adolin went to go give treats and pets and love to Gallant (when Dalinar was held up with politics) was one of the sweetest most endearing things ever. ;-; My heart! +Support me on Ko-fi | Commissions| Prints+

#stormlight #stormlight archive #stormlight fanart #adolin fanart #adolin kholin #oathbringer #fanart #portrait art #art #illustration #book illustration #fantasy illustration #gallant #horse friend

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frick-yes-dragons · 23 days

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soz I fucked up the first one bc I forgot 2023 is a year that exists but here's v2

I wasn't even here for most of these but I've done my research and I'm genuinely curious how boops rate compared to the past pranks!

there's not an option for 2020 because there was no prank that year LOL and please excuse me for any inaccuracies and uhh reblog for sample size

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pierre-gable-photographe · 1 year

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#nature #provence #poetry #photography #photographie #portrait #arbre #france #poesie #sky #lou.gable #tree #horse friend

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nonspace · 1 year

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LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FEET LOOK AT HIM GO

#blog #horse friend

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staff · 1 year

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Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android. To celebrate that Horse Friend is now available on iOS and Android, Horse Friend wrote you this poem.

That's right, folks. You can now bring your very own Confunglius Brango* to school, to work, or even to the movies. We won't judge. Just tap here, or on that little shop icon on the lower right corner of your screen, and buy yourself the most wonderful gift of all—the gift of friendship with a virtual horse.

You can also give the gift of the prolific pooper to all your friends. A pony for every pocket. Magic.

*Names may—neigh—WILL vary.

#we let Horse Friend make this graphic #and the ad #when you insult the ad you insult Horse Friend #do you know how long it takes for a horse to learn how to spell?#a jumbled word or two is understandable #erorf nieshd #horse friend #features

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followfire · 19 days

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Ok so I have very urgent work to do and absolutely no time to spend fooling around, so obviously... I'm choosing now to be the moment to play Horse Friend :)