Elvira Pinball Ad (1989)

I saw a Grammarly ad today and got inspired lol

pov: one, two Grammarly is coming for you

You hear Grammarly in the distance, their long nails scraping across the walls of the hall. You're trying hard not to hyperventilate. Hand flies over your mouth in horror when your childhood lamp falls, then shatters. The lamp was made by your late-great grandmother in 1939. She was a film writer with a side hobby of making pottery. You look at the ceiling, Sorry, Grandma, you inwardly apologize to yourself, and everyone you've ever wronged too. This is what it feels like when your life flashes before your eyes. The scraping stops, you inhale sharply. This is it, this is how I die, is the only thing you find yourself thinking. A soft knock follows shortly after the scraping stops, You imagine their tall pale head snapping towards your door, fingers clawing at it. Surprisingly there is no clawing, just a gentle knock. You check to make sure the door is locked, firmly. You whip out your phone, then put it away again. No use in calling the police now, it's already over for you. You know your family is next. A soft hum can be heard from outside your bedroom, then a loud slam. You peer out from your hiding place. A long, white hand with lengthy nails has broken through your door. There is a hole in the door, right above the silver handle. You retract your body back immediately, but you know it's no use. They will get you eventually. You are eternally doomed. As you expected, they sniff you out. The last thing you see is that haunting pale hand. The last thing you smell is fear. The last thing you touch is the fine brown carpet of your childhood bedroom. The last thing you taste is your bloody lip, which you damaged earlier in the frantic escape. You will never escape again. The last thing you hear is this quiet, almost angelic serenade, "Writing isn't easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try...?"

Here we go, Strangers! Our double release of Syntax is L I V E with Episode 10 & 11! Listen on your favorite platform, or use our convenient podlink to find the one of your choice! We’re so excited to present the beginning of Arc 2 of Season 1! Enjoy! 🖤

https://pod.link/1613894378

hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

hi guyz i made a quiz abt which horror trope/theme i enjoy you are!! cws are in the description so please mind them!

ASHLEY LAURENCE as KIRSTY COTTON in Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker

Just found out about the tiktok Goncharov rip off and honestly the thing that bothers me the most is that it’s called Zepotha. Like who would name an obscure 80’s slasher film like that one reddit cockroach wife and not something like “Clown Castle Massacre” like do these people know how slashers work??? Do you hate fun??

*five days late with starbucks* happy birthday first name near last name deathnote <3

Stella Octangula

Tales from the Crypt Ad (1990)

finally free from not being able to draw the past two months omg..to celebrate here are some elsters from last week...i like her

It’s Ko-Fi/Patreon release day! Here’s our second trailer for our double release of Syntax from Episode 11! Keep in mind there will be slight #synspoiler due to it being the following episode! Current supporters, we hope you enjoy — and we’ll see the rest of you tomorrow 👀

If you’d like to gain access to early release and other bonus content, you can find out Patreon and Ko-Fi at our website, syntaxpodcast.com! Be sure to tag your spoilers with #synspoiler for the time being!

London After Midnight (1927)

Reblog if you've ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.