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hootfort · 7 months

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my favourite hobby lately has been hunting down roblox games that reuse tf2 characters and seeing how funny the names get. my personal favourite is this.

ah yes, my favourite australian sniper. mr cowboy.

#hoothought #hootposting

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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Dumb Owl House exchange

Luz:

Camila:

Amity:

Gus:

Hunter:

Willow: Luz, why is there a basilisk in your kitchen?

Vee: Uhm, I live here? I have a name y’know.

Camila: Dios mío, no estaba listo por esto

Bonus!

Hunter: Luz, why do those random-ass statues over there look like me and Belos?

Vee: Wait, that’s what the emperor looks like under the mask?!?! Dude, he looks a massive fucking nerd

#toh #the owl house #toh season two #toh spoilers #shitpost #toh luz #toh amity #toh willow #toh vee #toh gus #toh camila #toh hunter #the kids need help #especially hunter and gus #fuck belos #king's tide #incorrect toh quotes #translation: dear god I wasn’t ready for this #hootposting

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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Owl House Characters: Before and After, Pt. 2

Raine before: By the titan, she’s a handful but I still miss her. Now then, back to our regularly scheduled mayhem with…The BATTs!

Raine now: Oh my titan I wanna marry her. Yes Amber, I know the apocalypse is still ongoing, but hey gotta make the most of it. I hope she wasn’t too attached to that hand, though.

Lilith before: the boring narc aunt (needs a day off)

Lilith now: the cool nerd aunt (needs a hug)

Principal Bump before: Yeah I’m an educator, but I’m not a jerk. Now get in the detention pit.

Principal Bump now: Yeah I’m an educator, but I’m not a spineless stooge for the government. Now let’s talk about how to topple a monarchy.

Darius before: I am a perfect 10, absolute top of my game, and nothing is holding me back.

Darius now: So, how does one go about adopting a grown child? Yes he’s a handful, but watching him grow makes me oddly proud in a fulfilling way.

Eberwolf before: *feral snarling*

Eberwolf now: *friendlier feral snarling*

Alador before: science science science science sigh yes honey science science science oh a butterfly!

Alador now: The DILF is now pissed. I’m taking custody of the kids. This is nonnegotiable.

Camilla before: I love my daughter, but I’m worried about her “fandom” obsessions. Maybe sending her to camp was a bad idea, but she needs real friends too…

Camilla now: These children are lost and need a home. They’re family as far as I care, and I will keep them safe no matter what. And if anyone messes with my family, they get la chancla.

Tiny Nose before: Hewwo! Cawe to hear my theowy about how we exist foe the entertainment of higher beings?

Tiny Nose now: Awe shit I hate it when I’m wight

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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Owl House Characters: Before and After, Pt. 1

Luz before: Adventure and excitement! The coolest fantasy world ready to be explored! I’ll do it all, and I’ll be number one! This mama is ready for some trauma!

Luz now: (Swinging a baseball bat at Belos with a manic Kōhei Horikoshi-style slasher grin on her face) whats life without a little risk? After all, god must be killed, and I’m dying to storm the heavens

Amity before: (internally singing Little Miss Perfect sadly at home)

Amity now: (cry singing I Kissed A Girl out loud at Dennys)

Gus before: I’m a precocious young prodigy with a fascination with the mundane and no visible emotional baggage

Gus now: Ok so I’m stranded in the place I always wanted to go but I have seen grave crimes against humanity my home is being destroyed by an insane godlike being and I really need a hug, but hey I’m taller now—

Hunter before: I am the champion of the Emperor! The greatest and most capable of his servants! Glory to the Emperor and the Titan!

Hunter now: *screaming and crying* I-I am a monster—!

Willow before: I’m just a simple girl trying to make her way in the world and keep her friends safe~~!

Willow now: I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE IN HALF IF YOU MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN! I SWEAR TO COLLECTOR I WILL END YOU PERSONALLY

King before: lol I’m just a little gremlin but once I regain my power, ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE THE KING OF DEMONS—!

King now: get me outta this birdcage please! I beg of you! Help!

Eda before: kids suck, live fast die young young and leave behind a pretty corpse, invest in gold, foxy mama of bad girl coven coming through!

Eda now: i survive this I’m never letting go of my loved ones cuz they’re the real treasure I was after all along, bad girl reputation be damned

Steve before: *cool dude*

Steve now: *cooler dude*

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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A Dumb She-Ra/Owl House Exchange

Catra: So you almost got your future girlfriend dissected?

Amity: In hindsight, it was pretty dumb.

Catra: In hindsight?? What were you thinking?

Amity: I was under a lot of stress back then and I was waaay too invested in being little miss perfect with being top student and all. I had a lot of expectations to live up to, a lot of pent-up feelings of guilt and anxiety, and I was forced to stop being myself by my overbearing mother.

Catra: That’s rough, buddy. I know what that’s like. Most of that, anyway.

Amity: Yeah, then I met Luz for real, and things…started making sense.

Catra: Now we’re talking.

Amity: So how about you? Any hiccups with you and Adora?

Catra:

Catra: [flashbacks to all the times she fought Adora, lied to and backstabbed her allies, sold out her planet to an alien warlord, almost crashed all of reality rather than let Adora win]

Catra: awww man

Amity: what was that?

Catra: I said I almost bit off her hand

Amity: wait what?

[And then Sea Hawk and Bow busts in on a burning boat with the Hexside kids in tow. The end]

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hootfort · 10 months

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You can totally tell where things gave up with my audio, but whatever. I removed all my memey fun times because I couldn't be bothered to fix it tonight.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #hoothought #hootposting #audio #the one good thing i can bring to this fandom

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hootfort · 10 months

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Listen, my life is on fire; I've spent the last two days crying. But this thing? It was still open on my computer. I'm working on the entire song/removing the jank, but man, tears dehydrate you.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #hoothought #hootposting

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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Another Dumb Owl House Exchange

Collector: alright Belos here’s what you need for your fake magic staff since you can’t do anything with a Palisman without thinking of lunch. Listen carefully cuz we’ll need this stuff to play later

Belos, with notepad: I’m listening.

Collector: you’ll need parsley and ivy, something knifey, broken galderstone, ivory chrome, handful of basilisk scales, two of—

Belos: Wait, why do they rhyme?

Collector: huh?

Belos: These ingredients. They rhyme.

Collector: it’s a learning trick, to help you remember! Plus it’s all kind of fun

Belos: ….go on.

Collector: handful of basilisk scales, two of thunder hail, copper wire and palistrom spiral, lots of Titan nog, and last but not least, updog

Belos: What was that last one?

Collector: last what?

Belos: The last component to make this artificial magic staff. I never heard of it. What is…updog?

Collector: *smiles and inhales*

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #king’s tide #toh collector #toh belos #belos #collector #disney #the owl house season 2 #updog #bamboozled #Belos wouldn’t talk to the kid for a week #killed a grimwalker years later since he made the same joke #fuck belos #youtube tutorial #it’s belos’ fault really trusting a child god #hootposting

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hootfort · 9 months

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so i just had the worst thought. doug doug's pajama sam stream involves him killing like 20 sam's. imagine scout going through respawn like that. i am giggling this is the funniest original thought ive had.

#hoothought #hootposting

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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Had a weird dream where they listed The Owl House Season 3’s specials as being prequel episodes and the actual post-Day of Unity storyline was going to be covered in Season 3B which was several episodes

If only

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #king’s tide #the owl house season 3 #disney #one of the specials was about gus’ dad perry porter #another was about more raeda stuff #weird dreams #hootposting

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mexican-browser · 2 years

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A Dumb She-Ra Exchange

Adora: hey Bow

Bow: Yes, Adora?

Adora: I can’t help but notice a lot of these official legal looking documents you’ve signed say Glenn, care to explain?

Glimmer: His first name is Glenn.

Adora: …w-what

Bow: My first name is Glenn.

Adora: Since when?!

Glimmer: Since always.

Adora: But we call you Bow!

Catra: Oh, Adora. I thought you knew everything about your friends.

Adora: Oh love of my life, sword to my lesbian, moon to my sun, future mother of our child—

Catra: w-what

Adora: Stay out of this please. Anyway, Bow, explanation. Now. Please.

Bow: Yeah, Bow’s more of a nickname. Glimmer here called me that when I told her my name first time we met.

Adora: And that is—?

Bow: Glenn Cornelius Rainbow Fletcher II, Esquire.

Adora: [shaking] w-what

Glimmer: Bow for short. Hence the documents.

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow: …nerd

#she ra #spop #shera #spop spoilers #she ra and the princesses of power #spop adora #spop catra #spop bow #spop glimmer #adora #catra #glimmer #bow #hootposting #catra applesauce meowmeow #give glimmer the f bomb please

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hootfort · 9 months

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dear-ao3 reblogged my stupid post addition where I yoinked a tag from someone else's reblog. And like. Hear me out. How is it that my disastrous update notes didn't end up there first? What have I done?

Also hello to the random folks that liked my post and the poor soul that followed me. My activity graph is all sorts of skewed and I've been giggling about it for a while.

#hoothought #hootposting #is it a successful hootpost if i just ctrl+c ctrl+v someone else?

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