dear god

Honestly we should have known something was up when Gemma commented on Lottie’s post

I know we should ignore these things, but I like debunking them. So, the article about Harry and Yan Yan Chan originally came from Woman’s Day in Australia, which is bottom of the barrel. Not like other tabloids are better but Woman’s Day will literally say whatever.

I searched her name on Twitter just to see if maybe they got a tip from somewhere, cause it seemed random, there are very few tweets with her name, but I found two from a hardcore Harrie who tweeted in early March that she knew they were hooking up (lol) and that she had confirmation four days ago (double lol).

In the second tweet, a friend replies “how do we know?” and she says that Pip Edwards (another Australian influencer) works with her sister and told her they were hooking up casually in the US and that Yan Yan was at two of his shows in Australia (Perth and Sydney) and they had breakfast together. She didn’t give a source for this last part (I presume she was spotted at the Sydney show because the article says the same). The fan says “apparently” about the shows and the breakfast.

So I went to Yan Yan’s instagram to track if it would even be possible for her and Harry to have hooked up in the US (I obviously don’t believe it, but would the narrative fit?)

Well, Harry was “dating” O until November, correct? Yan Yan was in New York until early November, then she went to a Chanel event in Miami for a few days, then back to NYC until early December. She posted almost every day, tagged her locations and the captions are like “today I took a stroll” or “finally arrived in Miami.” Harry was in LA the entirety of November with his residency, until very late November when he went to his Latin American leg of tour, which finished in mid December. So no cigar there.

Yan Yan then went to the Cayman Islands in early December and back to New York. Harry did a pit stop in LA after Brazil (AFTER Yan Yan was back in NYC), then straight to London, where he stayed until late January, then flew to LA for the postponed shows and the Grammys. Yan Yan went to Australia in mid January and has been there ever since.

Harry followed Yan Yan in 2020, so maybe they hooked up before O? Wrong, Yan Yan was in a relationship with Nathan Jolliffe, ever since 2017, they broke up in July 2022. So either they’re gonna go with “they cheated”, they’re gonna wipe Yan Yan’s social media to make them meeting plausible, or it’s just a het Harrie who wants them to be together (she’s seriously super weird about it), probably because she’s Australian and wants him to date a fellow Aussie 🥴, who tipped off Woman’s Day, and Daily Mail picked it up.

Honestly, tho, part of me hopes that if they’re gonna give Harry another beard, it’s at least a woman of color lmao, I seriously can’t stand Brad and I’m (no offense) tired of white blonde women. I hope he doesn’t have to for a while, O was exhausting. But I’m ngl the amount of ridiculous rumors Australians made up about him hooking up with random women in their periods, I’m like “oh god maybe a beard would be better” 😭 but ik that’s selfish cause he’d have to actually do something with a beard

LOLLLLL! Bless you for the patience it took to look through her IG and compare their schedules. 😅😅😅 The whole thing is so stupid. And yeah, I agree with you about at least it’s a WOC. The same thing happened with Kiko Mizuhara when he was in Japan a few years ago and it obviously was fake (she even said she’d never met him when the rumors were first spread). But the rumors were non stop about them until the article came out denying it.

I just wish everyone would ignore this stuff. When they want us to know, we know. Like, fucking holivia was splashed everywhere. It wasn’t leaked by some random clout chasing harries.

If anyone cares to track this garbage, these are screenshots from any time Harry and Emrata were mentioned together on Deux Moi starting with her being sighted at his July 5 Paris show (I dunno if it's exhaustive, but I was curious if this was gonna be a stunt so I started paying attention). It's amusing how hard they went on the threesome. It could have started from a fan being stupid, but it sure seems like someone's working to make it pop culture lore. Maybe "Harry had a threesome" is the salacious stand-in for "Harry likes older women" since Emrata is a boring two years older than him (and this way Olivia gets to keep slurping on the dregs of her stunt). I'm not saying Emrata herself is boring — she's apparently quite the exhibitionist. It seems the HSHQ strategy is to find the most self-absorbed attention seekers and light the fuse. Funny innit how the threesome gets mentioned when Holivia ends and brought back up right before Hemrata/Ratarry/Ratatourry debuts? I wish Harry's team wasn't ok with this. At worst, they started it; at best, they didn't stop it. They continue to indulge the lowest common denominator — the people who salivate over this shit — because the quality of fans isn't important, just the quantity.

Can I give you that back? I don't want it.

Rest of screenshots under cut.

Posted on July 19, 2022:

Posted on October 3, 2022:

Posted on October 11, 2022:

Posted on November 21, 2022 (Harry followed Emily on November 15 and we got Holivia news November 18):

Posted on March 17, 2023:

And just for funsies, this February 6, 2023, post that makes sure — amid all the rumors of Harry hooking up with people in Australia and Asia — that we'll know he's dating when we see it.

I love how more and more PR blogs are either leaving or becoming inactive. They say it’s purely coincidental but it’s cuz of the problematic fake feminist tattoo.

Why is there a need for PR blogs when HOlivia has been done since November 2022? That's literally the length of an entire pregnancy.

Harrys schedule since One Direction rough feel free to add if I missed anything

2010: one direction was formed and was on X factor from July-December

2011:x factor tour, signed to syco, recorded first album, released first single and album, primates for the entire second half of the year. Started up all night tour in December. Merch awards shows

2012: Brit awards, continuation of up all night tour, writing and recording second album. Started filming for this is us. Released second album and press for the album. MSG Vmas. Merch and awards shows

2013: Japan trip, Brit awards, start of take me home tour(end of February-beginning of November) filming for this is us, writing and recording third album, this is us premiere, Id day, release of thirds album. Merch and awards shows

2014: where we are tour, documentary, writing and recording the 4th album. Release of that album. Press for the album. Merch and awards shows.

2015: start of on the road again, Zane leaving, having to redo all the vocal arrangements, deciding on hiatus, finishing off the tour, writing and recording the album while on tour, doing press for the tour.

2016: left syco and modest, signed with Jeff, started writing and recording for first album, took a break and shot Dunkirk, after that went to Jamaica, shot the another man cover.

2017: finished writing a recording the album, doing all the work for it, the release of his first single, the release for his first album, press for all of that, the release of Dunkirk and the price for it, goes on tour for the later quarter of the year

2018: shoot a Gucci campaign, continues back on the tour, is kind of riding for the next album, finish his tour, immediately goes back into writing and recording for the next album

2019: goes to Japan, finishes writing a recording the album, met gala, random appearances, filming and recording music videos, finishes the album, release his first single, does press, release his album, shoots his scene for eternal, one night only at the forum

2020: continues to do press for the album, for awards, more press, getting ready for tour, Covid happens, stuck in LA, goes to Italy to film golden, gets don’t worry darling and films for the later quarter of the year, gets my policemen.

2021: Holivia stunt debut, finishes filming DWD, Grammys, go to London to immediately start filming my policeman, goes to Italy mainly for stunt, comes back to LA to finish off the album I’m guessing but also start to rehearsals, tours for the later quarter of the year, goes back to London to re-shoots my policeman.

2022: is apparently finishing up and getting ready to release an album, is performing at Coachella, is performing at Glastonbury, is going on tour, has two movies coming out this year, more stuff for pleasing

2023: is reportedly going to be shooting the second eternals in 2023 for a 2024 release but that is rumoured but seems to be likely.  he’s looking at 5 to 7 months worth of filming

I’m sure someone could put a more detailed list together but when you actually think of all of these events consecutively this man hasn’t had a break like a proper break since ever and especially since he started his solo career doesn’t really take much time off

yeah, he has been working nonstop since he was literally 17. he's probably so used to working now that he doesn’t like or want to take a break. 

HOLIVIA BREAKUP PR ROLLOUT ARTICLE

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde are hitting the brakes on their romance.

The "As It Was" singer, 28, and theDon't Worry Darling director, 38, are "taking a break" from their relationship after nearly two years together, multiple sources confirm exclusively to PEOPLE.

"He's still touring and is now going abroad. She is focusing on her kids and her work in L.A.," says one source. "It's a very amicable decision."

Indeed, Wilde — along with her children, daughter Daisy, 6, and son Otis, 8 (she co-parents with ex-fiancé Jason Sudeikis) — were spotted dancing and singing along at Styles'Nov. 15 concert in Los Angeles.

"They're still very close friends," says the source of the pair. Adds a friend: "Right now, they have different priorities that are keeping them apart."

Styles, who is heading abroad for his Love on Tour shows, and Wilde were first linked in January 2021 after they werephotographed holding handswhile attending a friend's wedding.

Last month, Wilde was also spotted by fans cheering on Styles from the crowd at his Harryween concert in Los Angeles on Oct. 31. In late September, the two were photographed kissing on the street in New York City.

Over the course of their relationship, Wilde and Styles have had to enduredrama surrounding the release of their film Don't Worry Darling, namely persistent claims that Wilde and the film's leading actress, Florence Pugh, were at odds.

"The public pressure on them has been difficult," says the friend. "They've had ups and downs throughout the relationship."

In September,40 members of the crew and production teamwere moved to release a statement hitting back at the endless rumors.

"As a crew, we've avoided addressing the absurd gossip surrounding the movie we're so proud of, but feel the need to correct the anonymous 'sources' quoted in a recent article," said the team, adding that Wilde was "an incredible leader and director."

The Booksmart director previously explained toVanity Fair why she keeps details of her romance with Styles private: "I think once you crack open the window, you can't then be mad when mosquitos come in."

Styles, meanwhile, told Rolling Stone in August that he also wanted to keep his personal life under wraps.

"I've never talked about my life away from work publicly and found that it's benefited me positively," he told the outlet. "There's always going to be a version of a narrative, and I think I just decided I wasn't going to spend the time trying to correct it or redirect it in some way."

Though the actress and the Grammy-winning singer never confirmed their relationship, Wilde was often spotted in the crowd at Styles' Love on Tour shows, and was photographed on multiple occasions sporting his merchandise on coffee runs, including a Love on Tour T-shirt.

The two were seen kissing on a yacht in Monte Argentario, Italy in July 2021, and in November, eagle-eyed fans noticed Wilde wearing what appeared to be the same gold cross necklaceStyles wore to the Grammys at a fashion show. They were also photographed in Italy together this past May.

In aninterview with Voguepublished in December 2021, Wilde did not address the former One Direction singer by name, but said she was "happier than I've ever been."

"It's obviously really tempting to correct a false narrative," she said. "But I think what you realize is that when you're really happy, it doesn't matter what strangers think about it. All that matters to you is what's real, and what you love, and who you love."

This is the full article in People Magazine, Nov 18 2022 (link).

Hiii!!! I rmr holivia got papped a few weeks ago but i cant remember the date, and they're not on your larrytimelines blog, do you remember when was the last time they got papped/pictured together? Thanks x

Hi dear,

They were papped together for the last time on Oct 25 2022, when H was in his car and she went in to get take out:

After that they were not seen or pictured together again (that I could remember or find).

They were going to the same gym, but not together or at the same time, just same location. And she went to a couple of his shows. She went to Harryween on Oct 31 2022 and his last LA show of 2022, on Nov 15 2022.

During this whole time she was being papped every day at that gym in LA and going to events at night by herself. While H was being papped at the gym alone or seen at his shows. He also had the flu and wasn't seen during this time for a few days.

Then on Nov 18, literally 3 days after she shows up at his show, with her kids no less, his team drops the BUA:

link

Not sure if anyone is interested but I seen a Tik Tok in November where the girl predicted that Harry would get into a relationship with someone wealthy in 2021 who's involved in the arts as he had some pretty serious relationships aspects in his chart and obviously that came true.

She provided some dates for the 'peak' love areas of his life and they were these dates:

30th July 2017 - Confirmation articles about Harry and Camille were released the next day on 31st July.

18th October 2019 - Zero idea if this relates to anyone but he was doing Fine Line promo at the time and there is speculation he met Nicole Branch at Kacey's show in Nashville on October 25th 2019.

12th September 2020 - Harry follows Olivia and Florence on Instagram after the announcement of Don't Worry Darling. She said this is a minor peak and could indicate him meeting someone.

10th October 2021 - Maybe this is the end of Holivia and DWD is released around the same time but who knows, we will just have to wait and see?

31st December 2022 - ??

19th January 2025 - She said the 2025 date is classed a 'moderate peak' so she said this could be a serious event like marriage.

I’m sorry but this stuff is complete hogwash and unreliable